Zero Punctuation: Fable 2

[YOURNOTSAFEAGAIN]

@twoforthewin

I actually made a game out of how many women I could marry, fuck, and then kill to leave a bunch of my descendents to fight over the thown after I'm dead

My record so far is 8 children total

[ClassicGamer102]

@YOURNOTSAFEAGAIN Well by Fable 3 two survived and one becomes a dick.

[cosmo1234able]

you can!

[getdeclue]

the abruptness of that video is priceless.

[twoforthewin]

only spell needed is the time spell, you can jump behind anyone and hack them up or slow them down and hack them up. plus having a few families and killing one of your wives to let you kids be taken away and then sleep with 4 hookers and two random people off the street in the same room you killed your wife in is fun for some reason (i swear there isn't anything wrong with me)

[AgentX7Y]

play fable 2 by sword-hard difficulty

play fable 2 by gun-medium difficulty

play fable 2 by magic-beyond easy, same thing with 3...

[jmar4life]

Never did like fable but it was one of a kind

[n11n12]

OOOHWOOKITSADOGGIEMASHUPHISWIT­TLEFACEANDCALLHIMCHIPS!

[MrAnarchronism]

I moved my in game family into the giant farm outside of town. They loved it there, so much my wife went running to me when I came into area. We promptly got attack by hobbs. She escaped without any harm and promptly divorced me. I scared her with my gun firing around her. Which is why marriage system is b.s.

[SWATmanSalsa13]

...he called the dog "chips" -points to own name- X3

[Stevow1230]

I wish I had more useless fucking money to make my wallet look untidy.

[segacd32xz]

@PachoVila wow your a dick

[SlaughteredInside]

I loved the first fable. but i played fable 2 for about 10 minutes and gave up on it.

[zombieslayerdude666]

Oh look it's a doggie mash up his face and call him chips xD hahaha

[8blademaster]

My dog jeeps finding me condoms

[BajiBunny]

@8blademaster It's an easter egg, Hinting at the next one where you wake up next to him. :B

[Twinrehz]

4 people don't know how to swing a hammer

[SuperBromander]

I liked Fable 2. But I can't remember why....

[TheTelenation]

omg my first dog EVER was called Chips!

No joke!!

[PachoVila]

@TheTelenation

WOW HOLY FUCKING GOD, PLEASE TELL US SOME MORE OF YOUR FUCKING INTERESTING STORIES. WE'LL ALL BE CAREFUL NOT TO ENJOY THEM TOO MUCH.

[TheTelenation]

@PachoVila Would you like a Tampon with that bitchy attitude?

[Lostprophetzzz]

@TheTelenation last i checked he wasn't the one who started this little bitch-off.

[TheTelenation]

@Lostprophetzzz haha Last time I checked he was, I laughed at the fact my first dog's name was chips, he then spazzed out with an agro comment reply that was pretty uncalled for.

[Lostprophetzzz]

@TheTelenation so he was.... my apologies.....

[TheTelenation]

@Lostprophetzzz Chilled :D me thinks he may have been a troll, damn bugger did it to a bunch of folks! *tsk tsk*

[MisterPeople25]

- and call him chips.

[NOPEDotJayPeg]

Everything about this game felt pointless. It bogs you down with so many arbitrary "rewards" for completing the simplest of tasks that all sense of accomplishment is lost. like the game itself is so insecure it felt it needed to throw me a treat every three seconds lest I start to notice its flaws. Which ironically becomes its biggest flaw of all; the inability to balance fun with challenge.

[PachoVila]

@NOPEDotJayPeg

If I wanted your opinion, I'd take my cock out of your mouth, now shut the fuck up and get sucking.

[Youmadbroize]

True XD.

[CarlChipSanders]

when i played fable 2 i put on nipple tassels and fucked my dog in the ass. oh wait that was real life.

[UnumCinereum]

If I ever get a dog, I'm definately naming him (or her) Chips.

[Tehweirdkat]

"That'll learn yer!" "But peter molonue is yet to realise that NOBODY GIVES A SHIT"

[Hakijagu1]

Ooh nice review of Fable 3 OH WAIT.

[jok1957]

Don't hurt Fyodor!

[Billitrance]

Theres a mini game where u fling envelopes in the legend of zelda wind waker XD

[hill506]

so thats why you always wear that hat.

[Inyaole]

starving on the street is an idylic life?

[IAmShmgeggy]

Fable 2 also royally screwed us on the final boss fight too. I was all geared up for the final fight when an npc who has been in the game less than 5 hours gets the kill? Go go broken storyline

[jknproductions9900]

@IAmShmgeggy well, you waited too long to shoot him yourself. I however, had the pleasure of killing lucien.

[TheSquiggleface]

@IAmShmgeggy Its ok because its voiced by stephen fry

[VlcakStalker]

1 >> 2

[ChubbaHubbaMAX]

I HATED my child. "Why is mommy so sad?" "Why don't you have a nice cup of shut the fuck up?"

[7CellarDoors]

@ChubbaHubbaMAX I had to pause the video before it had even finished the intro music to laugh at that. Well done XD

On a totally RELATED note to the video, Fable >>>>>>>>>>>>> Fable 2 onwards.

Seriously, Fable 2 doesnt deserve its name let alone its existence. I cant even imagine the putrid bile contained within Fable 3, as Ive only heard tales of its wafting horrendous pong.

Peter Molyneux should be congratulated for making ONE good game. Then be taken behind a shed and shot.

[44automag117]

@ChubbaHubbaMAX bad parents tsk tsk tsk

[CaitiVoltaire]

Basically Fable 2 seemed like a remake of Fable 1 with a slightly different story and a lot of bugfixes.

[7CellarDoors]

@CaitiVoltaire And absolutely none of the charm, fun, or intrigue.

Fable 1 >>>> Fable 2

[RogerabbitGosu]

@7CellarDoors

I thought that too, when he said if you played fable one u would experience de ja vu. I felt mad depression, everything was totally fucked up, the heroes guild died out after the compound was destroyed, everyone likes medieval fantasy more than Dickensian, no one wanted guns, literally no one! Fable one was one of my favorite games, and I didn't even bother buying fable 3!

[7CellarDoors]

@RogerabbitGosu And somehow a mob of inbred farmers with flintlock rifles were the winning faction over an ancient guild with infinite power and warrior prowess developed through unnatural martial and magical training from childhood to mid teen

Fable 2 onwards is just a huge dump on the series only real success.

I could go on, like how the inconsistent theme hurts more than it covers up, or the setting concept, lore and gameplay mesh with the grace of a bludgeoned elk, but we already know that.

[coolguy111ish]

yay chips

[souleater19999]

@coolguy111ish yay tits 

[XxpwnedxX98]

fable tlc was better anyway.

[upyoursize]

@XxpwnedxX98 While I do agree Fable 1 had it's pros, Fable 2 did fix a lot of what was wrong with Fable 1. Whether or not people realize it.

[deadhobo16]

@upyoursize yeah i agree

[upyoursize]

@deadhobo16 It's not even huge stuff, it's the really tedious stuff, especially with houses.

[Ayomide345]

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