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  • i disliked american but not anymore thanks to betty for she is a true christian... i love her

  • Stephen Colbert's sister

  • I think I'm in love/lust!

  • LOVE THIS WOMAN!! :D

  • Deven u rock! :)

  • This pull-quote from Luke 12, 47-48 is taken out of context, just like the games all politicians play. The master is the Lord, and the Servants are Mankind, serving the Lord by his will. Whether u believe or not, just get it F*ng right.

    Luke 12- 38 It will be good for those servants whose master finds them ready, even if he comes in the middle of the night or toward daybreak.

    and Luke 12, 40 You also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him.”

  • @Virusacid no, its not out of context. 'Slaves, serve your masters as you would serve your father in heavan.' i heard no comment in the bible that said, 'Slaves, demand freedom, for you are equal to your brothers and sisters.' get it right, jesus' morality was as good as lukewarm bath water. not quite good enuf.

  • I want to make love to this woman.

  • Rofl I love this woman she reminds me a lot of Serial mom lmfao

  • Brilliant and ACCURATE!

  • I bet it is getting really hard to make a parody that tops the stupid reality of the Jesus Adherents that are running for elected office.

  • i like the way you work it work it

  • Is there any way that you'd run for President? You know your shit better than any candidate running.

  • Ephesians 6 (written by the rock on which Jesus built his Church): Slaves, obey your masters. Arbeit macht frei.

  • I love you!

  • I wanna bang Betty.

  • BettyBower you're wonderfully intelligent & insightful :^) great video's.

  • "......blessed are the starving---no one at Whole Foods would even blink!" hahahahah

  • This god guy doesn't exist. He's a figment of your imagination and your desire to be accepted. Want a book to read?: The God Delusion

  • @ripredblack

    If you are telling the maker of this video to read that, this video is a joke.

  • @MrImmoli No it's not for Betty Bowers. She's awesome. It for the kooky weirdos who like to claim that the Bible is the truth and historical documents are fake. King James can suck it.

  • 'The Gospel Of America' by Mrs Betty Bogus!

  • Betty you are brilliant!

    Keep it up!!

  • Some people need to lighten up and learn to laugh. Betty is using satire and humor to show how ignorant, ridiculous, and hypocritical some people are in America. For those who are so deeply offended by Betty words: they need to ask themselves how strong their faith is. It shouldn't bother you in the least if your faith is strong. It's no different than someone saying that the sky is green. And no, the sky is not falling!

  • @glorytoyahweh1 In the following parable, Jesus clearly approves of beating slaves even if they didn't know they were doing anything wrong. The servant will be severely punished, for though he knew his duty, he refused to do it. "But people who are not aware that they are doing wrong will be punished only lightly. Much is required from those to whom much is given, and much more is required from those to whom much more is given." (Luke 12:47-48 NLT)

  • @glorytoyahweh1 You know for someone who its putting on the facade of a Christian you are very judgmental and demand proof. Its rather scientific of you to demand proof when "proof" is the exact opposite of what religion is. Religion is faith based not proof based. Its very unchristian like to demand truth and then judge poor mrs. Betty for providing you with the truths of your God. Maybe someone needs to sit and examine oneself and realize how unchristian like you are being. Ill pray for you.

  • @glorytoyahweh1 Show you where Jesus condones slavery? Better yet: Show me where He condemns it! Please, take your time . . . it was only the most immoral undertaking in the time He lived . . . waiting . . . still . . waiting. . . that's OK . . . take your time . . . let me know where that book of "timeless moral truths" condemns the most egregious immorality in history . . . still waiting . . . what? . . . the Lord gives tips on beating slaves in Exodus . . . goodness!

  • @MrsBettyBowers

    your god gives rules on how to deal with slaves,,,Jesus never condemns the practice....if you do not know this,,,you do  not know your own Bible very well

  • @MrsBettyBowers

    Slavery never went away, they just changed the terms, that's all.

    Welcome to the Panopticon, Betty. :)

  • @MrsBettyBowers Will you bash Scientology too?

  • @MrsBettyBowers Slavery in those times ran the range from chattel bondage to the stewards to houses. It was the lowest social class of the time. Jesus would not have condoned slavery anymore than he would condone poor people scraping a minimum wage at WalMart. Moreover, the verses you chose were him using slavery as a metaphorical device in a parable, which doesn't indicate if he condoned slavery or not. I normally don't nitpick but you did tell me to look it up. I like your videos, though.

  • @khatholic So... Jesus never directly spoke-out against slavery? Hmmm...

  • @the drugs and guns thing.

    Don't ban guns because they don't kill people, people kill people. Just ban people instead.

  • I'M SO GLAD BETTY IS BACK ON YOUTUBE.

  • Lol! I got an ad for Liberty University!!

  • The Seven Last Words of Christ:

    "I can see my house from here."

  • AWESOME :-)

  • yeay! Betty is back

  • Ron Paul 2012

    Saw the money bomb advertisement and had to say it. Besides, she's basically talking about his platform. Liberty.

  • @katey1dog Go crawl into a hole and take a long nap.

  • @zyxek

    Negative.

  • @katey1dog "The Founding Fathers envisioned a robustly Christian yet religiously tolerant America, with churches serving as vital institutions that would eclipse the state in importance." Ron Paul.

    I would say Ron ERNEST Paul is a religious nut job. He even attend the so called "Value Voters Summit"

  • @jesushatesyoutoo

    You have every right to say that. Being an atheist, I acknowledge that he is a creationist. On the other hand, I agree that EVERY Republican (except for Gary Johnson) on the current ticket is a Corporatist NEOCON nutjob with absolutely no intention of ending these wars.

    So, in essence, religion in this discussion is irrelevant. Even my acknowledgement and acceptance of Evolution is irrelevant. What is relevant is that this nation is bankrupt.

  • @jesushatesyoutoo

    katey1dog made last remark. Not Violet.

  • @katey1dog “The greatest hoax I think that has been around for many, many years if not hundreds of years has been this hoax global warming.” – Ron Paul on Fox Business, Nov. 4, 2009

    “I have accepted Jesus Christ as my personal Savior, and I endeavor every day to follow Him in all I do and in every position I advocate.”-Ron Paul

  • @jesushatesyoutoo

    So he's Christian? So what? It is irrelevant.

    Especially knowing that Obama is as much a criminal as Bush and Cheney. As Noam Chomsky recently commented, "Bush and Cheney tortures people. Obama just kills them."

    As for the Global Warming/Climate Change debate... That is irrelevant also. Right now, the issues that we have as a nation are corporatism, big government, loss of liberty, perpetual wars, bailouts, and the Federal Reserve.

  • @jesushatesyoutoo

    Again, katey1dog, not violet

  • @katey1dog Sorry, Ronpaulbots fucking piss me off!

  • @jesushatesyoutoo

    Believe me, Obamazombies REALLY piss me off. :-)

    But if that's the best you can do, there's no wonder why Dr. Paul is gaining in the polls.

  • @katey1dog No mistake! Ron Paul is a religious NUTJOB!!!

  • @jesushatesyoutoo

    Nutjob? Sorry, he's nowhere NEAR the nutjob that ANY of these contenders are, even Obama.

    Oh, remember this, Obama is a murderer.

  • @katey1dog Nice, pull that one out of your ass! And yet Ron Paul owns words make him a fucking loon and you shift the topic just like Ron fucking Ernest Paul!

  • @jesushatesyoutoo

    Ending the wars makes him a loon? Closing down overseas bases makes him a loon?

    :-/ You're not making any sense.

  • @katey1dog looks like you need a friend in this thread... haha Betty Bowers, so liberally deluded. How many of the great Fascists and genocialists of the past century were atheists? All of them.

    If these guys would lower their hate-filled fleece they would see that Obama has continued Bush's mission creep corporatism. The two parties are controlled by the 1% for corporate-fascism and these guys would rather talk about the failings of others belief systems.

    NATIONALIZE THE FED & Vote Ron Paul.

  • @ParapaDrifter It is disingenuous and irresponsible to say that just because SOME of the evil men in history are atheist, that it implies anything else to anyone.

    When you look at Mussolini, for instance, it appears that his foundations of belief was confused - Science did not then or now prove/disprove existance of god(s). He was also very confrontatinal to Christians - attempting to incite God's wrath on himself. However, his views are not a directable cause for his evil actions

  • @ParapaDrifter When looking at Hitler, it is difficult to say what his beliefs were. In public speeches, he tended to side with Christianity (probably for support of the people). He was officially a memeber of the Church, but he never attended. In Mein Kampf he talks of some obscure form of god which is not Christian.

    Then again, there are many pagan influences that can be derived from Hitler's (disgusting) legacy. Whatever the case, he believed in something.

  • darling, you're as churlish as the day you were born... you just keep getting it altered! sigh.

  • Yup americans are cowards this much is true

  • Lol! I love your work Betty. Well done!

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  • So? Jesus was a pacifist who condemned all acts of violence, even in self-defense (allowed himself to be crucified and forbid Peter to defend him with force). Moreover, he encouraged his followers, not only to abstain from resisting with force, but to actively return good for evil. "Turn and offer the other cheek". Are we assuming he must reiterate this central point of his doctrine whenever force is indirectly referred to (not condoned)? Love your enemies but beat your servants/slaves? Hardly.

  • @Silenus6 The *only acceptable* thing that Jesus or his mouthpieces could have said regarding the relationships between slaves/servants and masters and still be considered as someone of moral superiority is something along the lines of "masters, free your servants, for my father was wrong, it is always wrong for one person to own another". He didn't say that. He didn't even come close. Thus he fails to live up to the moral pedestal Christians insist we all put him on.

  • @Arkalius80 Really? Were you there? How do you know what he said or didn't say? At best, we have eye-witness reports, and no firm basis for supposing they have not been heavily edited by religious authorities. What we do have are words telling people to love their enemies and to sell all their possessions and distribute to the poor. I suppose a slave would have been considered a possession. Do you have a better argument than this? Nope. You just have insults for a man far greater than yourself.

  • @Silenus6 So when it comes to the stuff you claim Jesus did and said, the Bible is a good enough source, but when I want to talk about what he did or said, I have to have been there to have any say. Ok, good just keeping track of the double standards. And suggesting one sell all possessions is not an admonishment of the idea that owning a person is wrong, it just suggests you sell them, which is in fact an implicit endorsement that people as possessions is a-ok.

  • @Arkalius80 I don't claim to know for certain. I base my understanding on probabilities, and it makes more sense to trust what he allegedly said than to suppose he said ONLY what was attributed to him, or to put words in his mouth. Also, he has more use to me as an archetypal figure than a historical one -- for all I know he is fictional, but that doesn't matter because he has value to me as a psychological, not a historical, reality. To me he is a symbol of love and sacrifice.

  • @Arkalius80 Also, If it's not okay to have possessions, it wouldn't be okay to have people as possessions. You can argue he condoned selling them, but if everyone followed his teaching nobody would buy or own them. He is alleged to have said and done things with more compassion than anyone I've met, so I find it hard to believe he'd advocate or condone treating people as property, which is something nobody I've met would do. In every provided instance, he sacrificed popular prejudices for love.

  • @Silenus6 I'll grant that Jesus really didn't have much to say about slavery specifically, but this works against him. He did say that the law (which includes commands to keep slaves and how to treat them) should continue to be followed and that he isn't going to change any of it. If slavery is wrong by God's moral standard, then why did his law condone and in fact command the practice in the first place?

  • @Arkalius80 Jesus contradicted the law in many ways and replaced it with grace, but he had to be clever and subversive in how he presented his message, otherwise he'd have been killed before he got a chance to deliver it. "Give to God what is God's and to Caesar what is Caesar's" means give all to God. When he says he came not to overthrow the law but to fulfill it, he means he is correcting & perfecting it. "for the law having a shadow of good things to come but not the substance of them..."

  • @Silenus6 The line about giving to god has nothing to do with Jewish law. And why does Jesus need to correct and perfect the already perfect and correct law of God? Are you saying the perfect God created an imperfect law that needed to be corrected?

  • @Arkalius80 I never said it did, but it illustrates his subversiveness with respect to law (in that case, the laws of the Romans). You are asking a question which would have been asked by Jesus' persecutors, in an attempt to corner him into saying what would have spelled the early demise of his ministry. To Christ, the law was not a dead but a living thing, which grows as our understanding grows. The Father in Heaven is not the merciless Jehovah of the Old Testament, but Christ was careful here.

  • @Silenus6 You seem to have evaded the question. The law was given by God, a being supposedly perfect and omniscient. An omniscient being's understanding cannot "grow" because it is already all-encompassing and perfect. We can easily condemn this god for supporting slavery (among many other things). The question is whether Jesus supported it. If he did, he's just as morally depraved. If he didn't, then you have to admit that God was mistaken in his initial iteration of the law.

  • @Silenus6 Ah, the "were you there?" argument. Wouldn't that be the best, most logical argument against the worship of a man 2,000 years dead? Not that I'm an Atheist, mind you, far from it- I'm an ordained minister. However, I would point out that all religions, at all times, make frequent references to special people who talk to & hear from their gods; if your priest talks at a god, then doesn't hear a god's answer what good does that do his community? Need god to talk to you? Ask god & listen.

  • MrsBettyBowers, you are my new hero for the week!

  • I love your pear necklace for al the wrong reasons. ;-)

  • @BlackMetalPoser Yes. Myself, I can't stand a gun bigot and a hoplophobe. Good post.

  • I just hope that children don't watch your videos, you are a disgrace to humanity.

  • @solarsoul2012

    ? why a disgrace? Since when is the truth a disgrace? Doesn't your god promote truth?

  • @rflooker She either knows nothing about the bible, or she is misinterpreting it on purpose.  watch?v=Dc8mlfMJOpc&feature=ch­annel_video_title

  • @solarsoul2012 ever think YOU know NOTHING about the bible or that YOU'VE been MISINTERPRETING it on purpose? could that be a possibility in the realm of existence, huh? could it just be, huh?

  • You are not a christian at all.

  • @solarsoul2012 when did Christ tell YOU that you were a Christian?

    please you just gotta stop your god damned bullshitting. you're not in any way a Christian. you're a god damned judgmental "christian", that's in quotes and with a small "c". and i'll bet as a "christian" you've no clue what that means.

  • @wntoply6 I'm not christian. Besides, who are you to judge? Quit trolling like an immature brat and get yourself a life.

  • The Big Bang occurred when God exploded.

  • Jesus was an asshole. The guys who killed him were assholes. The guys who followed him were assholes. Why the fuck should we allow ourselves to be hostages of the demented beliefs of these illiterate, ignorant, visious assholes who lived thousands of years ago? Have we not made any progress since then? They can take their beliefs and morality and shove it up their ass, just as I expect humans of the future to say about us.

  • I found Jesus. He was dead on a cross.

  • @brokenscimitar

    In your overtly limited opinion, just how many Atheist converts have turned their back on religion, as a result of being mocked and ridiculed?

    Child's play, huh?

    :)

  • @DastardlyDawkins

    The internet has many reputable sites of people who have shunned all forms of religion to accept the liberating rationality of atheism. Your profile page suggests that you have psychological problems reflecting religious supremacist delusions and self aggrandisement so you may find it a bit of a struggle to accept anything outside your distorted bubble.

  • @bs

    Thnx Doc :)

    Well, i've had a look at your profile too, and from identifying various tell-tale symptoms, i conclude that you are now helplessly gripped by the particularly nasty Psychological disorder we Professors call 'Imanassoium Anatzafact'(Latin) or more commonly known as CCFS(Chronic Control-Freakery Syndrome), probably as a result of your spoilt brat upbringing.

    But worry not, an experimental treatment called 'The Fall Of Western Civilisation' is about to hit the shelves just shortly.

  • I just love love love your videos. Your production value is amazing, your writing is amazing, your timing is amazing.. and hey you even MIX your audio! Imagine that. Cheers for the great work!

  • AMERICA!!!!

  • @666head FUCK YEAH

  • I love Betty more than Jesus

  • Praise be to you and the Landover Baptist Church.

  • I <3 BB

  • Blessed is Mrs Betty Bowers! She has such perfect hair!

  • :D

  • god bless america

  • @klunky You can argue interpretation of one passage all you want, dear. But the truth remains: That slavery is moral and OK is one of the few things upon which both Testaments agree. The Lord even provides handy tips on beating slaves in Exodus. And Jesus tells them to be obedient to their masters. Such timeless, moral truths! Alas, we have strayed from God's Perfect Will in this regard. I'm sure He will come up with some inventive way to kill or otherwise inconvenience us for this lapse.

  • @MrsBettyBowers Your theology is in line with right wing fundamentalists, including the idea that everything in the Bible is literally endorsed by God.

  • @MrsBettyBowers The word slave doesn't appear in the NT and "slaves" appears only once, in the Book of Revelations. The Epistles (Ephesians and Titus) exhort SERVANTS to be obedient to their masters. I don't know what word is translated here as servants, but its clearly a different word than is translated as slaves. I can find no verse where Jesus says anything about servants being obedient to their masters.

  • @Silenus6 You are correct; it was Paul, Christianity's favorite ventriloquist for Jesus, who told slaves to be obedient to their masters. Ephesians 6:5 But do you really think because the King James used the euphemism “servants” these people were like chambermaids at Downton Abbey? They were OWNED, many captured prisoners of war and, as Jesus noted without condemnation, routinely beaten.

  • @Silenus6 You can say all you want that the word slave isn't used, but the word servant is used plenty. Servant applies to slave. The servants were not paid, there was no monetary gain or trade given. One person owned another person as property and saw fit to treat that person as their property. That is the definition of slavery. The bible was used to condone and condemn slavery. It can be spun any way you like, if you were born 200 years ago, you would be spinning it FOR slavery.

  • @Silenus6 The word doulos appears all over the Bible; it means slave in Greek but is often wrongly translated as servant

  • @Silenus6 Wow.

    Must be cool to be able to read the Galilean dialect of Aramaic.

    Just what is the Aramaic word for slave anyway?

  • @PFWoody488 hehe, that's clever. :) I'll let you in on a little secret: I read the spirit, not the letter, of the law. In fact (and this is really gonna blow your mind), I don't even need a bible! I can just look in my heart. But the archetype of Christ, and the wisest words and actions attributed to him, have always been a great help to me in cultivating tender and reverent states of mind. Even if the bible said "slave" I'd know it was a corruption and not Christ. Eat the fruit, leave the rind.

  • @Silenus6

    So you take the parts of the Bible that suit you, and disregard the whatever you find to be unacceptable or inconvenient.

    How convenient for you.

    Since you feel free to interpret your 'holy' book however it suits your mood, so will I... as mythology.

    Have fun in the cafeteria picking and choosing.

  • @PFWoody488 Yeah, see, I have a mind of my own, and my own spirit to guide me. I actually pick out my own clothes, too, rather than wearing everything in the store. I'm picky like that. The problem with folks like you is you don't know what mythology means. Yes, it IS mythology. But that's no small thing. It's a representation of forces and dynamics in the life of the soul. The figurative is just as real as the literal, on another level. But enjoy your meaningless mechanistic universe. :D

  • @PFWoody488 The Christian religion and tradition did not spring up overnight, you know. Nor did it spring fully formed from a single mind. Down thru the centuries, it has been added to and subtracted from. It is a living thing, and all of us who are engaged with it are free to find in it what we will. Each person emphasizes certain things and dismisses others, according to what is needed for them on their unique and individual path. Like Whitman says, "Filter all things thru yourself." Get it?

  • @Silenus6 Oh, cool. So you just make up the shit that you think Jesus said and ignore what's supposedly historically documented?

  • @alphaenemy Not at all. I'm just aware of the unreliability of so-called "historical documents" when related to religious tradition, and the politics involved in deciding what is canonical or apocryphal. I'm aware that additions have been made, words distorted, things left out, etc., and rely on my own intelligence and intuition to discern the essential character of Christ. The Spirit of Love is constant, but the lens (scripture) is often distorted. That doesn't discount the Spirit.

  • @alphaenemy Moreover, my views aren't final or dogmatic. Like scientists, I form workable theories based on my present knowledge and consciousness. I interpret Christ, not only in the light of scripture, but in the light of the many documents of spiritually awakened individuals throughout history and around the world. Most importantly, I rely on my heart, and the self-same spirit (in my heart, and in all hearts) which inspired Christ. But don't sweat it. Religion is not for everyone.

  • Luke 12:47-48 provides an analogy which the people of that time would understand. It does not condone whipping servants but refers to what is commonly done. It illustrates the point that one's level of responsible is relative to their knowledge; that it is not so much the neglect of good works which is a transgression, but the conscious neglect of good works. I'm pretty sure this is something we can all agree on. Someone who "knows better" is more to blame than someone who doesn't.

  • @Silenus6 Darling, that's such lame sophism, I'm embarrassed for you. Slavery is one of the most immoral things in human history, and Jesus uses the beating of slaves as a benign example of something else? And it doesn't occur to Him to condemn the institution of Slavery either there or anywhere? Clearly, Jesus needed to take a moment and re-prioritize!

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  • @Silenus6 were the servants payed extra to be whipped? Do you know if it was the employment contracts in those days, clean house, feed cattle, let self be whipped by master, somthing like that?

    Slavery is illegal now, but lets face it, the Lady completely owned you.

  • @MrsBettyBowers :

    Slavery also mentioned in Jeremiah 2:14 Is Israel a servant? is he a homeborn slave? why is he spoiled? Jeremiah 2:13-15

    Love your work!

  • Well said...thank goodness I am Canadian!

  • Agree with it all. Im a christian, so i took some of it with a pinch of salt. But even on the christian things I partly agreed on.

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  • WRONG ALL OF YOU...its gaping holes in vital organs that kill people...as for everything else...eh. I'd rather have an armed person guarding their house. When seconds count, the police are minutes away.

  • @AntiCitizenX: I don't think it was a statement about which should be regulated more. It was more a comment that the thought process behind "guns are okay" is that same thought process behind "drugs are bad". Meaning that people don't really think these campaigns through. It doesn't matter what side she's taking, she's just pointing out the conflict. At least, that's how I saw it.

  • @enchantedphoenix13

    You're probably right. I think my gun-toting paranoia just kicked in a little too much on that one.

  • "If you're not offending someone..." the you're dead.

  • I like guns and I am not ashamed of that. =^_^=

    If someone uses a weapon, they are responsible for where the bullet hits.

    Guns are tools, it is the application of these tools that makes the difference between safe fun, terrible accidents, and tragedies.

  • Blessed are guns. Because guns DO kill people. That's whole damn point of owning them. Or do you think a state monopoly on violence is a good thing?

    I liked the video, but the bit about firearms was a cheap straw man.

  • @AntiCitizenX The remark was in response to the NRA's famous "Guns Don't Kill People; People Do!" propaganda campaign: You may not agree with the NRA or me, but my comment was hardly a straw man. (And I'm never cheap, unless called upon by Jesus to give money to the poor.)

  • @MrsBettyBowers

    In that case, is it fair to equate religious right-wing baloney with a high regard for the 2nd Amendment? The way it is presented gives the ironic implication that guns are the thing we should really be regulating more and not drugs. Or maybe that is just my gun-loving paranoia skewing my interpretation of the video message?

  • @MrsBettyBowers well, truth is when England banned Guns for the Citizens Crime did go up. also look at Switzerland, everyone in that country BY law, must have a Gun in their home.

    they also have a very low crime rate.

    also during the days of the Wild west, less gun crime happened in the West then in the East, main reason.. is because everyone was packing a gun.

    side note. Cowboys feared Farmers more. :) farmers tend to shoot at them for crossing there cattle through their area.

  • @MrsBB

    'Thunderfoot Themed Merchandise'- Yo Betty, there is no needier cause than this one...without YT donations, he'd surely be forced to close down his 'Absolutely free - No strings attatched' account.

    I mean, it's a wonder the rest of us manage to keep ours going at all, what with the global financial crisis, and 'scamming ignorance' being the only game in town these days, man, it's tough to survive.

    My latest production costs were crippling, 2 blank DVD's & a new mouse mat almost ruined me.

  • @AntiCitizenX That's right. 'Cos just in case the government ever unleases the US Army on its own citizens, it's reassuring to know that there are a handful of overweight, sexually frustrated, middle-aged rednecks clutching 'BIG GUNS' lovingly to their beer guts to protect us.

  • @USERNAMEfieldempty

    Don't you think that is a bit of a stereotype? I possess a substantial capacity for violence in my own closet. I train with my weapons regularly, I do not have a beer gut, I'm only 30 years old, I have a girlfriend, and I frequently study the law in my spare time. Plus many gun nuts are former US military servicemen.

  • Don't you think that is a bit of a stereotype? I possess a substantial capacity for violence in my own closet. I train with my weapons regularly, I do not have a beer gut, I'm only 30 years old, I have a girlfriend, and I frequently study the law in my spare time. Plus many gun nuts are former US military servicemen.

  • @AntiCitizenX The stereotype is you saying that the American public need guns in case the state turns against them, that is just an excuse for the fact that you love guns. It is childish. American gun deaths are an insult to humanity. Thank heavens a live in a country with no guns.

  • @AntiCitizenX Ya good vid but the bit about Guns was just a cheap shot. and a hint of liberal...nothing to due with Religion.

    and guns don't kill people might as well say knifes kill people lol.

  • @G0Tim0thy Godwin arrives!

  • Awesome, so true!

  • Logic Boner....

  • haha that was great

  • And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes. : jesus.

  • I thought the sock in the airport scanner image was pretty hilarious.

  • There is an alarming number of people who can't recognize satire... it's sad really.

  • Lol it's all the things we know are true

  • make more videos !!!

  • Legalize freedom.

    And yes, that includes the right to keep and bear arms and the right to ingest ANY substance you wish into your own body. Sorry liberals, sorry conservatives.

  • @FaganRoberts Does that include dehydrated fetus?

  • @LuniaVideo

    It's my right as an American to smoke a baby!

  • @LuniaVideo Yes. I like my baked baby chickens.

  • @M00nGlitz I'm sure you're more into the WWE videos. Go there. You stupid fucking Christian.

  • Perfect

  • I wanna see Betty Bowers in porn.

  • bullets always get a bad rap -- they need a better publicist!!!!!!