what to do with male plants

[ThePybreed]

Those are tortises

[turtle10433]

Hell naw! That made my day I have pants growing in the tank with my beareded dragon should I feed him the males lol

[Haole37]

speed kills stick to the grass

[xKyleIzPro]

Those turtles are fucking dank. I wonder if they get high O.o

[TheTUTMODZ]

What are those kind of turtles called ???

[p99qa40]

ware the fuck am i going to get 2 red turtles!!

[parkernative]

Hahaha

[marryjanewoman]

THATS EPIC!

[BklynPrototype]

They look Hungry

[sk8RAS]

Hey, dogs love them too!! ha ha, decided to try it myself, tastes better than spinach, actually gives a good energy boost.

[mach36poptart]

@sk8RAS dude its poisonous for dogs!

[ZonkedxSupremo]

they do look pretty tastey

[XxneuenschwanderxX]

hahaa

[albanychronic5239153]

okay so wat ur gonna do is,just feed it to ur turtle,if u dont have a turtle then get one

[Imat00l]

Have you eaten those turtles yet? hahaha!

[motherfucker7654]

fucking hilarious lol. did it get them high?

[KARPFENSTEIN74]

@motherfucker7654

Dont know if they got high

but i assecure you they got veery slow :)

[ChicityNative1]

Cool what kind of turtles were those

[tonygwillkill]

burn all fucking males so no one tries to rip u off with nasty ass mids and reggie or just feed hem to the turtles

[janweltevreden]

Very funny. Im dutch and have been a happy grower for 30 years here in amsterdam (I only grow 10 kilos of bud a year that i share with anarchist friends/ m.s. sufferers/aids patients etc for NO money). By the title of this video i thought that for a horror moment i had missed something in my 30 years, but the turtles appeared! Ja, zeer grappige!(Very funny !)

[dosh228]

@janweltevreden Nice don't forget the Epilepsy patients i've never had a seizure in my life under the influence of THC......

[snyperdragon]

HAHAHA I want those turtles

[weboardyouherd]

30 min later you gunna have to give em a shit load of leafs. dam turtles with the munchies.

[BLXXD96]

haha that shit is funny homie.

[isaihahsmom]

haha str8 up ^

[98gtp98]

tripped me the fuck out at first.. I like tuttles

[JesseAce711]

I LIKE TURTLES!! :)

[JesseAce711]

my turtle died :( i didnt even get to feed it things like this

[Str8UpVandalism]

where can i get red turtles!!!!?

[Miguel7Strigoi]

just btw? are they still alive? lol

[MrProudsmoker]

Nice vid

[Gottalifeinme]

haha, keep em loose in your house and they eat em all including females :D

[MrTrendless]

cool vid :) try feeding them with females and film it. could be hillarious haha xD

[ChevysphinX]

You have now made weed hunting turtles.

[christopherjoseph14]

pretty shur if it was bad for the turtles they wouldve figured out not to chow downt on it lol. awesome video man

[thebesttristin7]

dude thats fucking hilarious!!!!! holy shit i clicked on it and didnt now there were turtles in it then i was like wtf. lmao

[freemoves2day]

Are you fucking stupid? Marijuana is toxic to reptiles. In most cases it wont kill them, but it usually causes digestive problems. I love to toke but I don't force it on my pets. Pot's great but it shouldn't be forced on all living things because your dumb ass likes it. Leave your animals the fuck alone, being kept as a prisoner for your personal amusement is bad enough. Feed them what they would eat in the wild not pot you clown.

[1986rich]

@freemoves2day o.O you're neglecting the possibilty of a turtle eating pot out in the wild?

[Matzemc]

hahahahahaha

Great video!

xD

I laughed my fuckin head of^^

[knic11]

lol



[W33D1SFUN]

Haha

[afrobrandon1]

LMFAOOOO~~!!

[yauzza87]

2 people dont have red turtles/ or got bitten by one

[pakanasielu]

Just look at those little bitches chowing down on a nice 420 salad. That's cute!

[shanny4l]

hahahahahahaha!

[Cherishyaya]

youve got to be kidding me, Im gonna feed my turtle some right now....wait till I show my boyfriend, lol...Thanks for the tip

[smash0]

first i thought you had some gloves on and grabbing the leaves, but then i saw it was turtles :)) XD

[MrJustintime72]

good on ya man, i never exspected that, long live the turtles :)

[MrBryanCollier]

The turtles should be green in color, not red!

[TheHabit00]

the turtles od

[bobjonesaccount]

jeez you guys are harsh, you could have made tea or keif outta male plants you dont have to waste um

[SwoBob]

Sick! Made my morning.

[12TheNobleSavage]

Yeah, I wasnt too sure what I was looking at either for the first half of the video. I like this method though, Im usually too pissed off at my plants for turning out male to bother making hash.

[TaOrMiNaBrO21]

fucking hilarious

[slash0479]

were can i get 2 red turtles?

[adidashemp74]

@slipslooosh thank you brother,

heheheh they still eating a lot :D

[budismybuddie]

this is my favorite videio on youtube i have no idea why haha



[pkalldayy]

haha the turles love it :p

[mcavfreak]

Love it ! Pothead turtles living "La Vida Loca" !

[robom1337]

Your turtles are going to be weed adicts!

[fatezor]

fuckin rad turtles

[OutOnBailBully]

i luv it

[420mountian]

nice....that made my day

[TheRealElectroPig]

@wickero21 How much a plant produces depends on the strain of the plant (e.g: White Widow, Durban Poison, Maui Waui, etc.) and whether it is grown indoors or outdoors, in soil/pots or hydroponically, and whether it is a sensimilla (seedless) crop or whether you let it go to seed.

[TheRealElectroPig]

@borisugo I wouldn't say "everywhere" exactly...I wouldn't plant near an elementary, middle or high school, or near a day care center...but pretty much any other public place should be fine.

The concrete planters on the main street of town...the hanging baskets in the business district...the gardens in front of city hall, the firehouse, the police station, the courthouse...country ditches, ravines, creek and riverbeds...disused train tracks...

There's some GREAT places to drop a few seeds! =o)

[yogurt4ever]

awsome :D

[luekneefuka]

LOL, i actually laughed at that...

i think i might go buy a pair or turtles now..hmmmm

[TheRealElectroPig]

Another suggestion on what to do with those male plants...have you ever seen those hanging baskets in the business district? How about those concrete planters lining the main street of almost every city, town and villiage in North America?

Time to Overgrow The World, folks...get some REAL use out of those males...

[djfassler]

NICE!!!

[CEFD11777]

XD LOL 

[warlich666]

NICE... ive smoked a j out of shredded fan leaves (bit ones, diced and dryed like tobacco) and i was surprised i got a pretty good body high, from bag seed appearently... point is it worked and i good a good buzz of it to.

[TheExploit91]

lol those turtles r gunna get buzzed

[juggalostoner3000]

just regular box turtles?

cuz i have one of them

[Daized2009]

Can I borrow a turtle? Got 6 males here & no-one to feed em to. I'll see what the lizard thinks

[Gr33nL34fSm0k3r]

haha it took me ages to no what was going on

[hazard2000]

took me like 15 secounds to figure out what was going on, too baked :)

[mattymiotto]

lol

[Plaschke18]

They will turn red if they are fed with weed!

[ericgenocidex2]

the munchies! LOL!

[allforacdc]

OMG MAN, They Look Fuckn Awesome!!!!

[mikeytokin420]

couldent you just make hash from the male leaves?

[TheRealElectroPig]

@mikeytokin420 Hash is actually made from the trichomes, and those are from the female plants.

Now what you COULD do with those male plants...if you live anywhere near an industrial hemp farm, you could wade into the field and push those males into the soil and let them grow with the rest of the hemp plants. It won't do anything right away...but if it goes to seed, those seeds will take a bit of YOUR plant's genetics with it into the next generation.

SATIVAS ONLY! It'll HELP farmers in time.

[unknownperson322]

Plant them in the forest as a political message with a female or two.

[buddhistbozkov]

i thaught that was oven mitts two lmfao>>>>!!!

(stoned)

[scrilla647]

@buddhistbozkov lol me two



[oscarsbonee]

oh my fucking god i thought it was 2 red oven mits.. then i scrolled down and saw grants post and laughed because i thought he thought the oven mits looked like turtles.. then i watched again and they are 2 red fucking turtles.. i need to stop smoking.

[eatadicc]

@oscarsbonee Ha ha I did too! That's so funny.

[B3tty75]

those are some gnarly ass turltes man!

[blugano]

can i just mail your turtles my males? haha XD

[Chiztimid]

SO FUCKING AWESOME MAN

[Aldaan3333]

omfg I want a lava turtle now they are fucking epic!!!!

[bbryans21]

TURTLES !!!

[kleinkopffff]

Poor little cannabis. Oh well id be glad put weed in my frogs cage, but i dont think it would eat it. It would probably love the smell though :D

[xAc3xSkillz]

FUK 4 PLANT ALL MALE I GOT BAD LUK

[mallard003]

...OR, you could make them into hash, whatever floats your boat.

[mjweed420]

grant9091 hahahahahaha that was probley the greatest comment ive ever seen

[guitardemon177]

lol

[JiminyKracker]

No wonders those fuckers move so slowly

[wyrejack]

@JiminyKracker ROTFL bullseye ding ding ding we have a winner lol

[grant9091]

where the fuck am i going to get a 2 red turtles

[AKay201]

@grant9091 ahahaahaahhahahaahhaha

[traefilmer]

@grant9091 lmao!

[bockydo]

@grant9091 pet store .......

[crodere]

@grant9091 HAHAHA i was just bout to write the same thing ROFL

[TheZipper12345]

@grant9091 hahahahaha good one

[KAMIKAZEMW2QC]

@grant9091 LOL

[brokentoedspoon]

@grant9091 HAHAHA!

[WeBeSmokinDahGanja]

@grant9091 Comment made my fuckin day.

[MsLovelyladyg]

@grant9091 lol

[MrMarine23]

Hey i got a ? so male plants r usless? What the fuck i dint no that. y have 6 plants since oct. n we r in mds january n i havent seen no bud, so can sombody tell me what the F@uck i shoul do

[thedonqwet]

@MrMarine23 soon your plants will go into flower. if you see small pollen sacks where the buds normally grow, cut the plant down! it is male. if there are little white hairs it is female. keep it. all male plants are good for is making seeds. so if you want smokable buds, get rid of them. look up this vid.

Detecting female & male marijuana plants

[prpimp250]

@MrMarine23 make hash and sell that for guap or you can always make brownies as well

[oslotis8yourdog]

wait do the males just produce seeds on there own or do they have do have a female because i always thought that a male had to pollinate the female and the seeds were formed in the bud

[TheRealElectroPig]

@oslotis8yourdog The males produce pollen, which is carried by air to the female plants. ONLY the females produce seed, and yes, the bud is the female flower, and that's where the seeds are formed.

[oslotis8yourdog]

@TheRealElectroPig thanks man

[xxxSTAINxxxx]

no wonder why Raphael always had a fucking pizza on him

[streetskater160]

@xxxSTAINxxxx WIN

[bacon2boy]

@xxxSTAINxxxx JUST LOL!

[nickdylanv]

AHAHAHAHAHA

i never heard of this method before... but damn its free turtle food so w/e haha

[tixofreak]

iwould make in the first season only seeds and inthe next season a big field xD and make honey oil out of the leaves and shit xD

[Who2Are1You]

the sound at 0:06... ouch.

[Daveflex]

lolololololol like they dont move slow enough already... nice

[jett888]

the seeds the males produce have a great omega 3 content (this is good for you) as well as a very high protein content- so eat the seeds.

[nassaurecords]

lol 5t4ytru3 compared marijuana to crack >...it has no coke or beakingsoda in it...so i wouldnt compare if you know the difference between cannabis and narcotics

[azrial4421]

I put them in my anus.

[phillifighter]

i think i would put a male plant in my classroom to see how the teachers react xDD

[BALJIT147]

if u did i would love to c her reaction

[ianhumphreys7]

Someone who says "rolfcopter" calling me a moron...yeah ok. At the end of the day i dont give a shit what any of you think, you can go on thinkiing what you want. i know what i know because i've done it, so nothing your going to say will prove me wrong.

[SomeoneLovesMango]

Why do you think the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ate so much fucking pizza?

[DiseasedAfrican]

LOL

[Damuluv]

not all plants are the same. it depends on the strain.

[spershall]

I lived in Mexico for a few months in an old house with two porches. One had a small pond in front of it, and a rocking chair, so it became my joint-smoking porch. One night I threw a roach into the pond, and a turtle came crawling up out of the water and snapped it up. I started tossing it one every night, and it would come right up out of the water to get it. Then it got to where it would hear the chair creak and crawl out to wait for the roach! Turtles love pot! :)

[mitchoelmitcho]

Dude that's fucking awesome! :D

[himrchp]

my mom always gets mad at me when i feed the turtle pot, she says it could be poisenous to them. i've let it chomp on buds and leaves, it sure as heck seems they like them

[K1CKA55realgood]

I WANT SOME TURTLES!!!!!

[Zoltiweed]

u can make hash man

[FoSbaKiaS]

wtf are u talking about? only 2% of the UPPER leafs have TCH! Am talking about normal plants. Although the lowest skunk TCH amount on the leafs of WHOLE plant is mostly lower than 8%.

Talking from personal expirience BWI

[mitchoelmitcho]

If you had any experience you would know that it's THC, not TCH.

[k9kaynine]

there is thc and tch...

[chodobagins]

Stop talking shit, there is no TCH! THERE IS ONLY THC!!!! If there is such a thing called TCH in weed, you would be able to tell me what TCH stands for??

TetraHydroCannabinol is what THC stands for.. so what does your bullshit chemical nomenclature stand for??

[Daveflex]

TCH stands for "The Cunt Hammer"

[TheRealElectroPig]

@FoSbaKiaS That's "THC" actually. ;)

THC isn't the only cannabinoid in cannabis, however...nor is it the only one that's important. CBD has been shown to be beneficial in ways that most peopple never learn about, because their ONLY concern seems to be THC...that's the fault of our wilfully ignorant media concentrating on ONE of over 60 beneficial cannabinoids.

Do a little honest research...you'll be surprised what you find after you google "Cannabis cures cancer." d;o)

[RANGERVETBRET]

hello, make hash....

[dkj0329]

Hmmm male weed is so pointless I doubt it could even get a small turtle high

[popomomo12]

good comment, a lot of people here saying make hash but i dont believe you can with a male....

[ferretsferreting]

hahahahahahah nerxt time throw abit of buds in for them just as a little treat ;)

[divpadsmit]

I believe that male leafs have same thc content as female leafs. They just has no buds.  Boil male plants in milk or extract with solvents.

[ianhumphreys7]

bra? and no it wasnt in my mind, im not a new smoker i know when im stoned and not stoned, and i dont know if it was pollen out of a male, i said, "i assume" becouse it was called pollen.

[stupidbum123]

Ive had pollen before its good... i see wat u mean about the male thingy. I dont think ericN133 really knows what he's going on about tbh..

[ianhumphreys7]

I have smoked some type of rocky called pollen its not as good as normal rocky but it still got me high, I assume it was made from pollen out of the male plants insted of the crystals out of a female, so yes you can get high from it.

[TampAnonymous]

Those turtles will be lit

[rakgtr]

waste, you coulda made some green dragon with em

[11385046]

Informational

[kingcr4b]

just the dankest bud :D

[TimmyDrummers21]

if i have a turtle i would of gave em mine

[CONCUSSION187]

dude wow search the tube for that information people.. get rid of the males they dont get u high the thc is in the bud of the female plant only or a hermaphrodite) if there is a male near the female they will polinate ur female buds and start to produce seed not good i found that all on the tube

[andre1251]

I already knew all dat but i juss neva knew males didnt have thc so thx anywayz fho da info

[TheRealElectroPig]

@CONCUSSION187 In actual fact, there's nothing wrong with pollinated cannabis...it's just not as strong as sensimilla versions of the same plant...but with sensimilla, you don't get FREE SEEDS for next season's planting, do you? d;o)

[andre1251]

why do people get rid of males?? what if u juss have only 1 plant thats a male.. shuld u still grow it? why and why not?

[Ulookingatmeuh]

nice question got me thinking, but I think thats why you need to germenate a couple of them so that you can grow at least a couple of plants to see if they will be male or female

[briannwo1900]

Some people say you can still get stoned off of weed from a male plant and others say you cant !!! I have 1 plant and it is male! I hate to toss it since weed is hard to come by for me and if i can get anything out of the plant i would love to do so! ANYBODY have a EXPERT opinion and not just a guess? Thanks

[theold2]

I have female and male plands ... Female is the strongest one .. but well .. smoke alot of male .. and u will be high

[Jcrack514]

dont smoke the male.. MALES CAN GET YOU HIGH --- if you make hash with it.......alot of peolpe will use males for hash still but throw in some real buds/trimings to increase the potency..

dont go smoking the pollensacks thinking its gonna be a good satisfying joint or something...

[TheRealElectroPig]

@Jcrack514 Buds aren't what hash is made of. Trimmings of the BUDS of female plant can be used to some extent, yes, but the buds are the flowers of the female plant.

Hash is made from separating the TRICHOMES from the buds and uppermost leaves which surround the bud itself, and compressing them.

People don't make hash from males, because their potency is so extremely limited it's simply not worth the bother...

[satibablaze]

nice

[adamjsamd]

that is gonner be one stoned fukin turtle

[jimmyshep]

the only thing u get when smoking leaf is a fkn headache...

[StartswithASeed]

Great idea, RECYCLE and destroy evidence ;)

[stonerboyno1]

it says your 27 on your page mate why would you lie like that?

[Hless421]

those turtles gonna get hiiiiiigghhh

[MikNificent1]

u guys let the males tide u over until females cum...damn bisexuals lol

[stonerboyno1]

males don't bud mate they leaf