A Brotha Can't Catch a Break; Mr Chi City in 2009

[8Servo8]

I legitimately want to be friends with this guy after watching this video.

[trancendent]

3 years later and I still think this is the greatest rant ever.

[lpr072387]

This video is freaking hilarious!!!!

[hulio55555]

This guy. He is amazing.

[punjabimunda4lyfe]

hahahahahahaha!!!! i love u bro your funny as hell. make some new videos!!

[DevilinDior]

LMFAOOOOOO! "I even got milk now cus she like pebbles" I lost it

[shean991]

snacks on snacks on snacks!

[NotYourAverageHero]

Mr Chi city you sir NEED to have your OWN show :) but dont let those t.v people ruin it. just film it the way you do :D

[MYSOLYN100]

HAHA



[424KG1991]

lmaooo i cant this guy is hilarious!!

[christyweezy11]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, oh my gawd, I love him.

[RantsofOtaku]

*sigh* I'M SORRY, ARE YOU IN A RUSH? AM I BOTHERING YOU? DO YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO?

[MrDrose1fan]

i dont smoke weed. i dont do drugs. i probly SHOULD smoke weed, cuz itll calm me down. lol funny as shit

[jonson214]

Hahahaha 6:27-6:34.



[curvychik23]

his laugh is priceless

[iGotNoCock]

101 people work for comcast

[The904scooby]

lmfaoo

[sepsepsep12]

is a brother annoying you?! haha chi u funny

[obiwankenobes]

How are you gonna compensate for me not hittin it? Lol

[MsThunderbolt7]

" I got FREEZEPOPS!!"

[fuzzyrhinonipples]

million dollar draw situation

[ArgentinasMostWanted]

"wha..woah im sorry. is you inna rush?do you have somewhere to go?" lmaoooo

[totalrevalations]

that internet porn aint cuttin it no mo!

[rolando4812]

he sounds like kanye west

[slimjim5474]

this is my job, everyday I do this.

-alright good well then check this out

[Pogeyo]

LOL'd hardcore at how you listened to the milk comment in yo' pimpin' fridge video.

[halosniper94]

PATROOOOOOOOOON!

[FretFreak02]

Omg, I'm going to call my cable company RIGHT AWAY to do this!! EPIC.

[TheMandingoMeat]

no homo shit i love this niqqa

[thebearisoverhere]

Absolutely amazing!

[nene031891]

SO FUNNY

[poopyvagina1]

he changed his sheets god damn!

[darksector55]

she breathing heavy as hell she needs to come get some snacks on snacks

[nuncaleite]

lol this is the best

[KingWyn]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!

[TheOliRawrr]

i love how you explain all of this to her xD

[conzo06]

she cant get a word in! hahaha i love this man nd miss him

[AntebellumOg]

A celan...but brown Charlie Sheen

[daytripperzz]

i got snacks on snacks! xD fuckin love it

[NVAUTOSPORTS]

This dude is funny as hell.

[ILLFAM2101]

2101.~IF

[ClockinNiggas]

"I don't smoke no weed, I don't drank no drank," lol!

[mortalkombatfan7]

SNACKS on SNACKS

[redhockey]

you know what she told me? she told me its worth A MILLION

rofl comedic gold, and in a phone call?? amazing

[jakedizzle]

Fucking incredible. I love this shit.

[inbcbleman]

very funny man! u should be a stand up comedian.

[8uddy8oy]

who really needs TV that badly?? i mean, can't he just talk to the girl that's coming over? listening to ChiCity is as entertaining as TV anyway. it shouldn't be a problem

[tom196rules]

i dont drink no drink (look behind)

[visatrade]

@tom196rules "You Know Who That's 'FO? Dats fo da women"

[mehtabsingh1]

Im sorry is you in a rush?

[firesupperf]

@Mudig, shutup and laugh

[Mudig]

That lady deserves a promotion after listening to your bullshit.

[fussyLANCERBOY]

1:55 mad respect dog

[drummergirl257]

hahahah allergy problem???

[RHTrix]

You breathe hard all the time? LMFAOOO

[kpwillson]

"You breathin' hard like a brotha be botherin' you!"

[capitalismdubz]

"give me a fightin chance to hit it"

crying with laughter

[robertbutler714]

10 bucks says the lady working at the cable place put him on speaker and told her co-workers to listen to him

[The1993pimp]

U need to come over here and get some muthafuckin snacks on snacks

[ZenDeividdo]

You needs to take a damn vacation to Brazil. If you don't have the money, you need to start up a "Chi City MAYNE vagina panties" donation fundraiser of some sort. However, be sure to at least make video documentation of said vacation to amuse all of your youtube fans. That would be one of the greatest video series to ever grace youtube.

[RuteckiNJ]

Did you ever end up smashing this chick?

[miguelemsYT]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[img0ingin]

lol he needs to do prank calls like this

[blessedspear]

"do you know what happened"

"...what.."

[rotodizer]

this guy should be in comedy. he has the lines and an incredible delivery.

[19Pupp]

LMDO



[SkylineR034]

ChiCity are u related to Tiger woods? 

[thlin]

COMCAST Lady: Damn... He telling me all this problem, goddamn I got problems too, I don't need this shit.

[deco101]

lol chi city was def trying to hit the girl on the phone

[Drazx3]

LOL I DONT SMOKE NO WEED!!

[screbur]

I guess her sex was worth 1 million dollars, because hes not posting anymore.lmao

[Yellownealy]

@screbur  He made a video today

[screbur]

@Yellownealy Best day of my life

[bahut101]

you got a whole fridge of drinks too and you shoulda hit her with a freeze pop

[MrBlackPalm]

WOW ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS 

[xxmontagexx100]

ur  breathing hard lol

[kirbybieber]

...and I got freezepops xD

[NoobSushi]

If I was the worker I'd be laughing my ass off.

[GANGSTAGRUNT117]

@NoobSushi I know i would too XD

[frankiee02]

haha bro he is funny as fuck!!!!

[glenniesamoyoa26]

he,i watched this movie 5 times in webmovietube..thank u

[Bhatch2007]

Fuck I am LOVING that liquor rack.

[luvlemons7]

Allergies do occur in the winter time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MegaUMadBro]

u u u u u u u u u u u u u u u

[nickdabsta]

It's all about da draws!

[feztitan]

Am I bothering you?

No sir you are not....

Ok check this out.

[ModernWarfareMontage]

well now we know why he hasn't posted a video, it was worth a million

[Patsa2001]

damn please make more vids.

[young313dolla]

his pussy game serious

[mikedeath5]

Chicity has found the million Dollie pussy

[laskahot]

LMFAO!!!!!! NIGGA YOU FUCKING CRAZY...LOL.... KEEP DOING YOU, YA HEARD ME. 504 NEW ORLEANS UP TOWN....

[wutchamacallit]

Dear ChiCity3,

F*CK Comcast! You gotta get on far Verizon FiOs nigga!

[snootylittlecutie]

muthafucka is CRAZY...i love this guy!

[StfuJessicaMoney]

he's telling her unnecessary information.

[bathingape915]

NEWS FLASH: he found the million dolla pussy!!!! Chi city mane has left the internet! :(

[IAMTHESAGGYSNIPER]

"you breathin hard like a brother botherin you" hahahahhaa

[Eazysb]

DAAAMN "Am i bothering you","you breathe hard all the time" lolololol real shit man

[regulatingthegame]

damn! this is toooo damn funny! you are too good! i hope you make more vids and blow up crazy! you put a smile on my face when I had a very dead day, I cannot that girl was on the phone that long! ahahahha damn chi! you got the verbal skills!

[regulatingthegame]

damn! this is toooo damn funny! you are too good! i hope you make more vids and blow up crazy! you put a smile on my face when I had a very dead day

[gmatthews19]

you are my hero.

[Shaticks]

you sound like a brotha bothering you?? You always breathe hard?? Yes ROFL

[serarblem123]

I have the feeling all your videos are all building up to something.

[evangator]

Whats the song at the end? I want it!

[Joetheshow15]

i have never laughed out loudd so much in my life

this man is straight up gold!!!

[LyricsOf1ndricothere]

fuckin funny

[J1130boy]

hahahahaha this video is funny as hell

[haxninetyfour]

THE CONDOM BOX IS UNOPENEDDDD LOLLL

[bryandeezy]

hahah i like how he explains the entire situation to her like she actually cares

[colormeoi]

She sounded fat in the first place so she probably DOES breath like that regularly... that or he caught her during her snack break.

[russ1234123]

awesome laugh

[88newbuck]

what is da name of that song at the end of the vid

[MrDarkprototype]

@88newbuck that song at the end was made by my cousin,really its called i do it like i do it by TrellCityKing

[billydasquid]

look at all that patron..

[Dcheny01]

HAHAHA, funniest shit ever and by far one of my favorite video.

[TBcaboose]

by far the best rant in history

[Williams1425]

and i got freeze pops LOL

[MartWoww]

i'm guessing it was worth a million? where you at, bro? lol

[elijoker]

hahaha she breathin heavy as hell, you need to come over and get yo snacks on snacks

[bombofbombe]

L.....O....L.....



[NOOBANATOR11]

...in that case i hope its only worth $999,999

[scottericlee]

TWENTY-SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!

Have you ever heard a woman say that what she got is worth a million dollars? Me either, and guess what? I wanna find out!

Epic, epic epic! I bet this poor lady was digging her nails into her desk to keep from either laughing or screaming!

[MrDooDo0]

hahahhahahahhahaha dood is funny as fuckk

[fuzzyrinonipples]

this nigga really got snacks on snacks he gotta get the million

[wazzu1811]

he said hit a niggie with a freeze pop

[phabianx]

LOL u had to premeditate this one!! ain't no way nigga aint no way

[dragonblade117]

@phabianx lol you mean premediate?

[Travino]

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!!!

[TheLolabrooke]

hahah I GOT MILK NOW ! CAUSE SHE SAY SHE LIKE TO EAT PEPPLES ! FUNNY SHIT !

[Htb132]

haha AND I GOT FREEZE POPS

[benymen10]

I would've thought this were fake if i were her

[FretFreak02]

Haha shit, I'm going to call my cabelcompany too just to start a conversation like this too!! Funny as shit!

[disfiguredblunt]

@FretFreak02 y? your not jokes and you aint got a chick asking for your dick faggot

[FretFreak02]

@disfiguredblunt Your not jokes? Fucking learn to write proper English you dipstick. And your right, I aint got a chick asking my dick, I've got several chicks craving me!!

[disfiguredblunt]

@FretFreak02 i speak however i wanna fucking talk does chicity use fucking dictionary vocab no u fucking close minded pompus asshole i am english i make english just by talking u feel me? its my language i say what the fuck i want to if u cant understand it dont tell me speak english u just need to learn it we dont talk like were in the 18th century thats just u fucking ignorant yankee perception u aint got no gash on your dick u 2 inch pussy fearing faggot DO ONE

[juniosonga333]

vodka is best kept in the fridge, brother

[poopeywater]

@juniosonga333 he doesnt drink much so it doesnt need to be cold =]

[valdezagt]

do u always breath so hard

[919Curtis]

a brother wit a girl in the house and an un opened box of condoms?

nigga make em bring there ass there for that god damn cable to get in them panties XD

[bladefox24]

really.. allways real.NIcest

[xJaYk1llax]

a couple ppl like your youtube videos??? DUDE YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON YOUTUBE!!!

[HotPie1138]

Nigga how iz u gon hit dat ass when u aint got no cable?

[xsuperxcrossyx]

hahaha wwooww

[imortaltechniqe]

ma'am, i dont smoke weed, the lady prolly like what the fuck?

[bigtwild100]

yo did u gets the panties

[spyral187]

You breathe hard all the time? ahahahahah

[kmfdm5]

LMAO just hang up bitch.

[tykarate11]

I like how he says he doesn't get drunk, but on the wall.. there's a ton of praton and vodka....

[brownies47]

@tykarate11 he says those r for the women

[Cellathis]

You should sue them

[IliketoGHOSS]

"i got snacks on snacks, i gotta fridge of all drinks u can think of......and i got freeze pops!"

[thekingsryche]

did you get that million dollar drawls??

[chickchad]

lol i thought that girl was going to hang up the phone after mr chi city's non stop talkin for more than 1.5 mins lol

[Gallarian]

I wish Chi City was my friend, it would make my life a whole lot funnier and more enjoyable.

[thsholt]

chi city mayyyne!

[SherryLovedByMany]

lol. he is actually funny.. I watched a vast majority of his videos.& he actually is hilarious.. I def will/am going to.subscribe...

[ThePoeticChaos]

"that hard breathing sounds like you're laughing now, but I could be tripping!" LOL

[SkatinLion88]

Chi City Maayne! Betta check dem hoez, get yo cable nigga

[disturbedshawn]

REALEST DUDE EVER

[joshlorenzen1]

this is REEAL phone-prank xDD

[imcalvinp]

FUCKING ACE, Mr Chi.

[matde100]

I have never seen a man so serious about getting vagina. lol

[ricecake363]

so honest lmao

[ricecake363]

so honet lol

[BGizzle1985]

LOL, "u need to come over here and get some muthafuckin snacks on snacks"

[leanah4994]

I bet you a dollar she had this on speaker the whole time. either that or she just held the phone away from her face and checked back every few seconds. very funny to watch, but im sure that was one of the more in depth calls shes ever had. lol

[eritrearepresent]

hahahahahaha



[modshroom]

you dominate

[thedanofsa]

LOL! 'am I botherin you?'

[megadude610]

I bet if you met the lady you would've smacked the SH*T out of her and you would've been saying "BITCH YOU MADE ME MISS MY MILLION DOLLARS!"

[eXoTTiC360]

I wish i could see the comcast operator's face when he was talkin the whole time...lol

[TheDJRapiD]

"Um.. I'm sorry, do you have somewhere to go?" LOOOOL she's at work LOOOOL

[Kilomanjaro11]

This is one of chi city's best videos! and I bet he just made that operators day lol

[TehSub4SubNub]

so he smokes?

[kivigray0423]

lol Why he always call the "vagina-panties?!"

[monaflipas]

how were you talking with no cable?

[n0nth3t0k3m0n]

@monaflipas probably gets his phone service from a different company