DONT READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.YOU WILL BE GETTING KISSED ON THE NEXT POSSIBLE FRIDAY.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS ON AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS YOU CANT STOP.THIS IS SO SCARY.POST THIS COMMENT ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES.WHEN YOURE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
...Dude...Ok seriously...is there ANYTHING that you can't do?
I'm sure it would be easier to make s list of things that you couldn't do, it would be so much shorter compared to list of all the things that you can XD
I finally got the courage to upload me singing covers.
Singing is my absolute passion.
I have over 350 subcribers! I doubt I will get noticed with that number of subscribers though.
If you could just take a couple minutes of your time to check out some of my videos it would mean the world to me. I live for music. I also play several other instruments and I do write my own songs! (i'm working on uploading some)
it's like.... so many Justin Bieber haters... why would you just hate a person when he didn't do any harm to you... except rusting your ears as you would probably say.
KURT?! ONE QUESTION!!!!! IS THERE.. ONE THING.. YOU COULDN'T DO?
i looove your videos. with sam, with christina, with tyler, and i like it when you sing too!! BUT THERE ARE SO MANY INSTRUMENTS. You can play them all. And you can sing. And you can write songs. WHAT THE HELL COULDN'T YOU? is there one thing on this earth, or do you need a new universe xD YOU ARE AWESOME!
Well excuse me for being autistic! It sure as hell wasn't obvias to me at first. At least I have a good excuse for being an idiot at times, I have a fucking dissability. Meanwhile you leave comments to make people feel bad about themselves to compensate for a small dick, or whatever stupid reason you have. Enjoy being a complete jerk online!
@DelfinoDude oh and like im supposed to know personal stuff about you first thing i see your freken name...Yeah makes perfect sense,plus i dont give a crap if ur autistic...i was just saying a joke i heard in case you didnt notice i said it wrong i said lieutenant obvious not captain obvious,dont take everything so personal...ya freken jackass,that was also a joke i heard
@macreighton exactly! baby is soooo not a "real song", why not play something else? like...just a dream? nonetheless, this is the BEST version of baby i've listened to so far
@ArouraSilvereyes A lyrical piece of music written with a sense of musicalilty and is an overall enjoyable listen. If Justin Bieber is involved with it, both requirements are tossed out the window.
And now I challenge you to do Arch Enemy's The Day you Died (or indeed any of their others, I just particularly like that one...). Yes, I understand that it goes at over 180BPM and has a drum part which would make most break down and cry, but still...
all i have to say is first do a real awsome song second of all i new from the start u were gonna get owned third of all .......... well he uses more non instruments than real so ya no offence but i was voting for jakebruene at the start
If you're diamond you're the worst I've ever seen. Just try to move. out. with your mass marines, and I'll be like banelings banelings banelings oooohhhh.
I can't hear the original song anymore, then again...I don't know the actual lyrics.
And ill be like banelings banelings banelings ohhh like banelings banelings banelings ohhhhh like banelings banelings banelings ohhh like a deadly green land mine mine
@sparklesgeek What do you mean? I've heard this song plenty of times before. It's called "Banelings" by Nerd Alert. Check it out sometime. :) You'll like it.
Hahaha you're so funny -3
TheLulita4 3 months ago
I'm a super fan of yours ♥ Can you give me the piece of this using that kind of flute? Thank you so muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch <3
iamsuperpetal 3 months ago
You and Sam are soo cute..<3
Nikkiz200 3 months ago
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5 Likes = I'll try to play
10 Likes = I'll play for someone I like
20 Likes = I'll play to the whole mine class at school
50 Likes = I'll play to the whole school
100 Likes or more = I'll go to school with an clown costume, and play the song!
LIKE and I'll POST AN Video Doing THIS! :o
m8musicrecords 3 months ago
AWESOME!! :D
sayo00rox 3 months ago
lolz hittin a drum with a recorder counts lol
Linkstodeath 3 months ago
jake said its your move
dozepmd909 3 months ago
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turtsterable 3 months ago
Yeah, after a bunch of epic battles, you finally broke your drum machine. So obvious since you hit it with bunch of really hard stuff. good job.
healthy12ykjames 3 months ago
Baby? Thought this song was called Banelings. :D
AznCoolio360 3 months ago
My ears are KINDA bleading... I thnk... Yup I was right.
BLLLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR MY EARSSSSSSS
bunshin99 3 months ago
It's good, okay. Stfu people. JUSTIN RULES.
iheartbieberrrxoxo 3 months ago
It's not a real song. But you made it sound good. Thank god Bieber wasn't singing, though.
KKSCJR 3 months ago
...Dude...Ok seriously...is there ANYTHING that you can't do?
I'm sure it would be easier to make s list of things that you couldn't do, it would be so much shorter compared to list of all the things that you can XD
You're amazing <3
Suke4U 3 months ago 2
I don't think justen bieber counts
kirbyj4 3 months ago
banelings baneling banelings whooooooooo
verdurakh 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Is there a friggin musical instument kurt can't play?? OMGEEE.
Sheenki97 3 months ago
Love it! :D
dosomething777 3 months ago
COOL!!!!! XD
warren1c 3 months ago
okay i hate justin bieber ! but this is so amazing
applegiveaway4 3 months ago 8
You're so charmingg
margedeleon 3 months ago
.... if you're diamond you're the worst ive ever seen... try to move out with your mass marines.. and ill be like Banelings, banelings, banelings...
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For those care and read this... THANK YOU!
I finally got the courage to upload me singing covers.
Singing is my absolute passion.
I have over 350 subcribers! I doubt I will get noticed with that number of subscribers though.
If you could just take a couple minutes of your time to check out some of my videos it would mean the world to me. I live for music. I also play several other instruments and I do write my own songs! (i'm working on uploading some)
please "THUIMBS UP" this comment!
ChloePeterson1 3 months ago
I just found this whole series, and I gotta say, you two are insane--insanely talented, but insane all the same. What is this I can't even--
Masacryl 3 months ago
WHAT CAN'T KURT DO
sadboyinhell619 3 months ago
it's like.... so many Justin Bieber haters... why would you just hate a person when he didn't do any harm to you... except rusting your ears as you would probably say.
Sgene9 3 months ago 3
Nice my music teacher showed this to me
Squivs6030 3 months ago
Better than the original shit ^^
dereric 3 months ago
CUTE
Mupskel 3 months ago
hats so smart jake never say how ^.^
jonbaileeeyy 3 months ago
@jonbaileeeyy *thats
jonbaileeeyy 3 months ago
:D I THINK YOU AND ALL UR MATES (SAM ;D) ARE AMAZING (yes im ment to be shouting , its what i do when im in a good mood) YAY LOL
PurpleHair248 3 months ago
i don't think there's any instrument he CAN'T play!!!!!! thumbs up if you agree!!!
taylorbelmonte 3 months ago 3
Best recorder player I've seen
iKush7 3 months ago
This is epic!
iKush7 3 months ago
Thats sick awesome!
crazyjumpjump 3 months ago
God, you're awesomee!
MegaDyja 3 months ago
Bring the battle back!
SuperRsfan 3 months ago
You go dude!! :D
Amor4everz 3 months ago
KURT IS SO FREAKING SEXY!!!!
chpinkturtle11 3 months ago 4
I tried this with friends..... EPIC FAIL
seaturtlle101 3 months ago
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♫ Banelings Banelings Banelings Oh! ♫
TheonHafet300 3 months ago
kurt's face "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED JAKE"
aliahtard 3 months ago 3
You Won!
danielzeuq 3 months ago
You are so good omg...
QWERTYsss246 3 months ago
banelings banelings banelings ohhhh!
drfanis 3 months ago
you
are
AWSOME!!!!!!
kyky41801 3 months ago
what video editing software are u using?
GhettoGrapefruit 3 months ago
was this back when there werent as many people who relized beiber was terrible?
shisumi1 3 months ago
KURT?! ONE QUESTION!!!!! IS THERE.. ONE THING.. YOU COULDN'T DO?
i looove your videos. with sam, with christina, with tyler, and i like it when you sing too!! BUT THERE ARE SO MANY INSTRUMENTS. You can play them all. And you can sing. And you can write songs. WHAT THE HELL COULDN'T YOU? is there one thing on this earth, or do you need a new universe xD YOU ARE AWESOME!
LyaDalma 3 months ago
Better than the original. :D
xXraimenXx 3 months ago
this is AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!
Llovesapples2 3 months ago
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do the EMINEM - NOT AFRAID cover please!
b1nside 3 months ago
This is EPIC man! Keep it up :)
fan17091 3 months ago
i hate JB... but this is freakin AWESOME!!!! XD
giladude27 3 months ago in playlist More videos from KurtHugoSchneider 2
how long did it take u to learn this song on the recorder?
hhazel2693 3 months ago in playlist Music
Eh, I still think Jake was right. You didn't play a "real song"
macreighton 3 months ago 169
@macreighton did he play an UNREAL song?! WOW
AzzieSempai 3 months ago
@macreighton
Oh i see what you did there, nothing Justin Bieber writes is a real song.
DelfinoDude 3 months ago 102
@DelfinoDude You figured that out all by yourself, huh?
ZanteNakamura 3 months ago
@ZanteNakamura
HEY!! i find that verry insulting! i'm autistic, and that wasn't obvias to me! don't insult me like that! >:(
DelfinoDude 3 months ago
@DelfinoDude haha you made me night :D
applegiveaway4 3 months ago
@DelfinoDude Thank you lieutenant obvious!
Linkstodeath 3 months ago
@Linkstodeath as long as we're trying to be smart-asses, it's Captain Obvious
macreighton 3 months ago
@macreighton yes yes i am...
Linkstodeath 3 months ago
@Linkstodeath
Well excuse me for being autistic! It sure as hell wasn't obvias to me at first. At least I have a good excuse for being an idiot at times, I have a fucking dissability. Meanwhile you leave comments to make people feel bad about themselves to compensate for a small dick, or whatever stupid reason you have. Enjoy being a complete jerk online!
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@DelfinoDude oh and like im supposed to know personal stuff about you first thing i see your freken name...Yeah makes perfect sense,plus i dont give a crap if ur autistic...i was just saying a joke i heard in case you didnt notice i said it wrong i said lieutenant obvious not captain obvious,dont take everything so personal...ya freken jackass,that was also a joke i heard
Linkstodeath 3 months ago
@DelfinoDude well, obvious or not, you still have 99 thumbs ups
xGenerationMadnessx 3 months ago
@xGenerationMadnessx
Dang! With that many people thumbs uping my comment, there must be more smart people on youtube thatn I thought!! :D
DelfinoDude 3 months ago
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Linkstodeath 3 months ago
@macreighton exactly! baby is soooo not a "real song", why not play something else? like...just a dream? nonetheless, this is the BEST version of baby i've listened to so far
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@macreighton sad kid. why don't you do something better with your life?
TopClassOutlaw 3 months ago
@macreighton lol dude
Mrscheesytv 3 months ago
@macreighton Define "real song" please
ArouraSilvereyes 3 months ago in playlist Battle
@ArouraSilvereyes A lyrical piece of music written with a sense of musicalilty and is an overall enjoyable listen. If Justin Bieber is involved with it, both requirements are tossed out the window.
macreighton 3 months ago
@macreighton very good and very funny definition :)
ArouraSilvereyes 3 months ago
@macreighton iseeeeeeeewhatyoudidthere
finalfuse451 3 months ago
I hate Justin Bieber...
but I love this!
jaylo2112 3 months ago
i must say u r rly talented mr schneider btw r u of german origin
mrpolarbear1945 3 months ago
._. oh F*** ... say me not, sorry, but i hate justin bieber (in mexico is "Justino Castor" )
Ami22121 3 months ago
i bet you cant do just the way you are acapella
fat2themax 3 months ago
And now I challenge you to do Arch Enemy's The Day you Died (or indeed any of their others, I just particularly like that one...). Yes, I understand that it goes at over 180BPM and has a drum part which would make most break down and cry, but still...
spineyrequiem 3 months ago
Better tham the original BY FAR!!!
Skitarama 3 months ago
hahahahaha this is awesome!!!!!
mollyymus 3 months ago
Ya know... I think Jake's right... in accordinace to the rules of music... this does not qualify as a "real song." Still it was amazing. :)
Nikkitta007 3 months ago
HEY you made it a song!!! WITH 100% less JUSTIN BIEBER!!!! =D
BlueDragon507 3 months ago
well you cant play a song on the recorder as u can see
BUT I CAN
sexygirl12177 3 months ago
This is amazinggggg
taylorswiftfan4evify 4 months ago
Why does the top left look somewhat inappropriate? LMAO
KAPOLLO101 4 months ago
*Eye twitch seeing it's baby* Wait..No singing! Yayyyyy! *Hugs Kurt*
MsBannaphone 4 months ago 2
Please, please, never get a haircut!! Your hair looks aMaZiNg long!!! :)
TrikkaTriforce 4 months ago
I thought this was this was the theme song of backyard monsters! LOL
fearthedeer30 4 months ago
all i have to say is first do a real awsome song second of all i new from the start u were gonna get owned third of all .......... well he uses more non instruments than real so ya no offence but i was voting for jakebruene at the start
mariosonicboom123 4 months ago
I just dont like this song, but your music is awesome :D
MrFuckwit101 4 months ago
I thought you said actual song?
MrFuckwit101 4 months ago
I am all over the internet looking for cool stuff... how did i not find you untill you were posted on Wimp?
Anyway, better late than never :)
N3CR1S 4 months ago
so much better thatn the original...
bendingover1 4 months ago
My god, a person who can actually make the recorder sound good?
ThatLegoBuilder 4 months ago
"Hitting the drum machine with the recorder counts." :) Oh, Kurt. How I love you.
silva0sagittarius 4 months ago 3
well..his point still stands in a way/// like 'baby' is hardly an actual song instead of just a few repeating notes ...LOL
huajiluhai 4 months ago
just noticed that he looks kinda like JT with beanie on @ 0:15
HilariousSaRah 4 months ago
0:49 and on. Look down. Some Swaggggg action.
CAThunderzz 4 months ago 2
I like your hair most in this Video.
CAThunderzz 4 months ago
i know no one cares but it's crazy how much you look like one of my friends
musicmorgan315 4 months ago
LOVE your DANCE MOVES Kurt! :)
shabierel21 4 months ago
i heard justin barbie try to cover this..
gentatituteto 4 months ago
But you're not playing a real song...
This proves nothing!
KaediCat 4 months ago
Who else was singing Banelings to this?
SuperSouleater16 4 months ago 2
WTF, there was an advertisement in like the middle of the video!
Here I was, jammin' out, and all of a sudden '1 in 3 people have bad breath...'
Oh, YouTube. How you have changed.
oliviasoccer1 4 months ago
Very awesome.
hollaa19 4 months ago
kurt with his long hair makes him look a bit like alex farnham :D
MrsMalfoy329 4 months ago
you actually made this song good
AllieRoseify 4 months ago
this is INSPIRATION lolol
lipglassbarbie 4 months ago
BUT THOSE MARAUDERS, TURN TOSS TO GOOOOooOoOOooOooO000!
dustinsteeves 4 months ago
haha.this is cool jake!! ;D
ninischan 4 months ago
If you're diamond you're the worst I've ever seen. Just try to move. out. with your mass marines, and I'll be like banelings banelings banelings oooohhhh.
I can't hear the original song anymore, then again...I don't know the actual lyrics.
MrJiggles4 4 months ago
I hated Justin Bieber! But this made me realize that KURT SHOULD BE MORE FAMOUS THAN JB!
tupelohoney2000 4 months ago in playlist Liked
This is amazing...
feltonswhore 4 months ago
This might be a stupid question, but what is he holding the recorder with while tapping it?
kirbywinter 4 months ago
@kirbywinter A cord that goes around his neck. :)
xpkerx098 4 months ago
@xpkerx098 But how is it staying upright?
kirbywinter 4 months ago
You've got the title wrong. You're clearly playing Banelings. I'm not familiar with that other one.
JamieG17 4 months ago 2
That's no baby, that's banelings.
MrDucktaper 4 months ago 66
i thought baby wasnt a real song. but, I LIKE! :D
HoneyCrystal0 4 months ago
damn cute & cool.
abrararara 4 months ago
i would normaly hate this song, but this is awesome
zdw1998 4 months ago 2
Smooth Jake smooth .. Haha :) this was awesome
Houseisland98 4 months ago
I'm quite sure the vid name is a typo... The song he means is "Banelings"...
LiberalCounterpart 4 months ago 3
Hey Jake someone told me to tell you: YOU GOT SERVED.
yeomans95 4 months ago
I hate Justin Bieber.
Love this video.
Reach130 4 months ago
TEACH ME!!!
idontknowme04 4 months ago
these video's are amazing!:')
bethnorthcott96 4 months ago
When you played this, i was singing Banelings... freaking awesome
thep0pe96 4 months ago
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!
Hay1tsme 4 months ago
the only time I would WILLINGLY listen to justin beiber
MrMassiveattack99 4 months ago
I heard some Beiber kid did a cover on this
Mw2Venom 4 months ago 3
foolish move Jake indeed!!!
Kiwikid13 4 months ago
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the FUCK am i listening to?
dragon55001 4 months ago
i started to sing it xD
kamie4567 4 months ago
I gotta learn thiss!
LoveHateYoux3 4 months ago
What are the notes
MegaRuby02 4 months ago
banelings banelings banelings OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH
Augenmann2 4 months ago 26
what are the notes to baby on the recorder??
i hav a recorder but i only know how to play the chorus
EpicNirvana 4 months ago
Fantastic !!! I really like it !!!
missjustme2000 4 months ago
Lol! Jake made 463 acc?? Hahahahahhaa
zebranice0102 4 months ago
Babe, Babe, Babe ooh! Oh Babe, Babe, Babe nooo! Oh babe, babe, babe, ooh!
Uskebure 4 months ago
What are the notes for this song? I want to play it on my recorder, too!
You did a great job!
bluemintberry 4 months ago
BANELINGS BANELINGS BANELINGS
Jongeddixx 4 months ago
jake made 463 accounts just to dislike this
MrJamelevi 4 months ago 3
And ill be like banelings banelings banelings ohhh like banelings banelings banelings ohhhhh like banelings banelings banelings ohhh like a deadly green land mine mine
thedanyaalshow 4 months ago
Thumbs THE VIDEO UP if you like the song, not some random comment >__> Now that i've said that, can i get thumbs up? :D
cyberbio17 4 months ago 2
Thank you so much for this! I'm going to use it in a recorder lesson today. My pupils will LOVE it!!! :)
gwerclas 4 months ago
It's more tapping than the real song !!!
banane0nutella 4 months ago
Jake got served!!!
kathyjaimes1 4 months ago
Dude its so awsome!!!!! :)
kathyjaimes1 4 months ago
Awesome!!
thekarlster99 4 months ago
lol love your battles with jake butt have to say you soooo schooled himm with this lol
shuyin516 4 months ago
♫ Banelings Banelings Banelings Oh! ♫
TheonHafet300 4 months ago 2
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Justin Bieber got nothing on this
Tearierbobcat36 4 months ago 2
I want this as my ringtone.
TheAznSociety 4 months ago 26
damn... you actually made this song sound good....
hjklfc 4 months ago
I think of Banelings instead
Darkra98 4 months ago
why does it feel like i'm on a tropical island...
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you very good i love your song
very very good
naruto9tailfox1020 4 months ago
you very good i love your song
naruto9tailfox1020 4 months ago
i hate that song but i love your version of it XD its awesome
iovis16 4 months ago
I LOVE IT !!!!!!
AutumnDots 4 months ago
This is soo cool!!! :L
Twilighter227 4 months ago in playlist More videos from KurtHugoSchneider
Banelings, banelings, banelings ~~
nicolasl 5 months ago
Justin Bieber got nothing on this
Tearierbobcat36 5 months ago 3
ur move Kurt ( :
RwolfRN 5 months ago
thats hella G. and great song to play =D
salguero101 5 months ago
usually, this song doesn't count as a real song. due to your epic playing, this is an exception
sparklesgeek 5 months ago 164
@sparklesgeek What do you mean? I've heard this song plenty of times before. It's called "Banelings" by Nerd Alert. Check it out sometime. :) You'll like it.
SirMandokarla 4 months ago 2