ya know... i keep pressing start at the end of the wheezy waiter videos, expecting i'll be playing the awesomest game in the universe... but then it just goes to the next episode of wheezy waiter... eh, close enough :)
Watch a Pre-January 8th copy of Inception. Listen closely when the actors say imagine, reality, and safe, or point pistols. You'll hear the words, Loughner, offin' her, part of the word Giffords, and much more. Some even say they hear, do it.
Did you know that along with being the patron saint of love, St. Valentine is also the patron saint of beekeeping, fainting, epilepsy, and the plague.
Valentine's Day is the anniversery of St. Valentine being executed for having an affair. However, evidence has taught us that he never actually had an affair with the woman. He just thought she was cool and wrote letters to her. So, really, we should say "Happy Execution Day!"
so i was in my garage getting some food out of the refrigerator while watching this video... i was trying to get the door open while holding the computer, a container with pizza and a carton of orange juice when the container and the juice fell on the floor. somehow the computer got paused at 1:21 craig's face made my day
i'm an English Lit Student from England, and when we study Chaucer... that is how we read the text, in a wizard voice, becuase Chaucer was a well known wizard who was famous for his wizardy voice, which we honour to this day
Dude, i totally have thos pajamas
robbymarx13 1 week ago
When did you have time to wear boots while falling down the window?
01fays 1 week ago
Wizard? lol you sounded like an old british woman
10GreenDay01 1 week ago 3
@10GreenDay01 hahaha
Buaam 1 week ago
Single Awareness Day.....
berndawg123 2 weeks ago
He wasted a most of a whole cookie :'(
echoed1337 2 weeks ago
That's a good question! what HAS love got to do with it? and what is IT?
daveislegend 2 weeks ago
This was my first Wheezy video I think :3
robin0999 3 weeks ago
Happy birthday, one of my favorite Wheezy videos!
TARDISlover1 3 weeks ago
nothing funnier than a thity year old man dancing down the streets of chigago in his pj's
akplayify 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I would love to live near Craig and get to see him dance about the place in his pyjamas every now and then. :)
bitemeomnomnom 1 month ago
Now you have Chyna. Take that Valentine's day. He found someone better.
RelytNroz 1 month ago
in the future, you have an awesome girlfriend named chyna!
ms247glam 1 month ago
Oh my God!! you're cool and your film is so sweety. And Everybody must know that Valentines Day can be at some other days) Of course
reanova 1 month ago
1:59 - thumbnail.
TheEditingShop 1 month ago
Like how ya used wikipedia thereXD
AndreasAnsell1 1 month ago
Pizza John...he's everywhere...
jaymeeboh 1 month ago
People must think he's so crazy... XD
bellacullen98a 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Craig, I don't think the day's parents would appreciate your hands so low while dancing...
TheCovertConverser 2 months ago
This might be my favorite wheezywaiter video...:)
ssparrow331 2 months ago
It's 12:21 AM, and I have discovered an AWESOME new YouTuber. Looks like i've got to see more!
sunnydale22 2 months ago
I want to go to Chicago just to see Craig act crazy on the street XD
AssassinDeathbringer 2 months ago
...vsauce?
Trakheed 2 months ago 2
I wonder how people react just seeing him from his window, or out on the street.
animeloverful1234 2 months ago 3
Wikipedia is not a reliable source of information my friend!
lioness0011 3 months ago
I love Kate & Allie
michbellez 3 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Epicest intro ever
icsomethingshiny124 3 months ago
Guy Fieri?
ixshelle 3 months ago
Ahahahaaa
KnifeCrazzzzy 3 months ago
And thus the quotes begin.
gsusfrq 3 months ago
valentines day is my stepdad's birthday =3
nunoyobiznis 3 months ago
the beard is nice....fuzzy wheezy wuzzy woo
jetsonjoe 4 months ago
Its like Pizza John is haunting Craig's chest!!
ladydovington 4 months ago
Valentines day was started because of St. Valentine
bballer15ize 4 months ago
Who ever sang along with an intro give this a thumbs up cuz I did too. xD
LegoStripes 4 months ago
is this the first video with a quote from craig?
redhedbedhed 4 months ago in playlist redhedbedhed's favorites
..WAAAOW!
Ristengirl876 4 months ago
does anyone know who was the guy who named february 14 as valentine's day?
ChIkIdRaKulllA 5 months ago
Too bad female I'm taken!
Lmfao!
DesignMads 5 months ago 2
I want me some Craig-jamas.
Blakkwulf3 5 months ago 2
thats what i would do if i lived in a place where it snowed like that
TLskates 5 months ago in playlist Videos from wheezywaiter
I wonder who lives in this house now.. must be worth millions cause Wheezy lived there.. right?
phillyhippie 5 months ago
3:08 you and her would make a good couple ya know if she not your sister of somebody related.
Kmp620rocks 5 months ago
Too bad female I'm taken!!
Kmp620rocks 5 months ago
that winking car is legend
XBladeWingX 5 months ago
TOO BAD FEMALE I'M TAKEN! *mushes face*
ChocolateBearChick 5 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
Seriously what do ppl on the street think?
ChikDontCare 6 months ago
I wonder what the people on the streets thought....
probably something along the lines of: Should I call the mental hospital? probably. will I? nope. *walks away*
BethTheBubblyGirl 6 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
I think you broke Cynthia's brain. XD
YourFaceInFlames 6 months ago 2
I knew it was a vlogbrothers shirt! I luff you Hank and John!
glowstick145 6 months ago 2
I laughed soooooo hard 1:05-1:10!!
thehobbit1116 6 months ago
I forgot Cyn's name after a few month long break. I was lucky enough to randomly pick the right video on my first try.
Schmidty589 6 months ago
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blahCECIblah 6 months ago
She was so hot though Craig:(
peacefulyetviolent 6 months ago
john green inside out!!
Mainstandard 6 months ago
my neihbors are crazy christians who think the road to heaven is being a dick
jjtheslayer69 6 months ago
ya know... i keep pressing start at the end of the wheezy waiter videos, expecting i'll be playing the awesomest game in the universe... but then it just goes to the next episode of wheezy waiter... eh, close enough :)
LinTheAngel16 6 months ago
If I was your neighbor and saw you dancing outside, I would totally join you. I'm just sayin'.
LittleBittyMink 6 months ago 2
after he said "OK YOU TWISTED MY ARM" i re-winded and said right before "I'm going to twist your arm"
pbjellybeanful 6 months ago
don't forget about us companions :D
saeedalthumali 7 months ago
INSIDE OUT PIZZA SHiRT!
CantCatchThatBug 7 months ago 90
Craig with a tina turner wig made me wear out my lungs with laughter.
AdamantSystems 7 months ago 97
I seriously cried I laughed so hard at the first. xD
lyreplayer 7 months ago
your so fkn random!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :L
piggetywink34 7 months ago
wink was awesome :D
MariazzZebra 8 months ago
Im not gonna lie, if I saw you dancing in your pajamas outside, i would declare you a crazy hobo on drugs.
95emmalie 8 months ago
Your insanity makes my heart go bonkers*winks*
ccelli73 8 months ago
WHY IS THIS THIS MY FIRST TIME SEEING THIS VIDEO ON June 25,2011?!?!?!?!?
WhatDheFrench 8 months ago
One of the best intros ever. :D
crtolan 8 months ago
Does it annoy anyone else that he just left his window open when he jumped out?!!!
Flowreach 8 months ago
I've watched a lot of wheezy waiter, but this is my favorite.
Teaj91 9 months ago 2
Too bad female!
themostample 9 months ago 3
Aww the vlogbrothers shirt is inside out =(
MrMW2nd 9 months ago
1:37 sounds more like cartman than it does a wizard. haha.
blackjack801 9 months ago 2
LOL!! belting Tina in your jammies!!! youre so fabulous!
BonjourJoli 9 months ago 2
Who tapes you running around outside like that? lol
LauraThe3xplora 9 months ago
You singing and dancing with that 'wig' is simply amazing.
HellsingLover50 9 months ago
you made Cynthia sad
flamingRose100 10 months ago
i think theres a reason why those streets are always empty
pranka501 10 months ago 5
I made the mistake of taking a drink before 1:05
CDclaymations 10 months ago 6
You look and sound like my great aunt judy in the beginning
CallMeIshmaelDrums 10 months ago
Anyone else notice he's wearing John's pizza shirt inside out?
TheHatOfDestiny 10 months ago
@TheHatOfDestiny Except for he wasn't. he was wearing the Vlog Brother's shirt inside out- like he said at 1:54
starholder5 10 months ago
@starholder5 yeah that's what I was saying, the vlogbrothers shirt in perticular was the John Green pizza shirt.
TheHatOfDestiny 10 months ago
@TheHatOfDestiny Whoops. sorry 'bout that.
starholder5 10 months ago
I will be martyred in Africa, and one day, they will speak of me in one sentence on Wikipedia.
TyTheRegularMan 10 months ago 2
MATT'S COOKIES!!!!
PvtWebster16 10 months ago
I want to live on your street it seems like it would be entertaining
bellechatte2 10 months ago
i love Havana Nights too!
chalkboardscratch 11 months ago
Was the companions thing a Mr.Show reference? Two young people are lost in the woods with their two companions.
Enemynarwhal 11 months ago
You should marry Valentines Day, you, Robert Benfer and Christmas can double date. :3
rocker26a 11 months ago 2
CYNTHIA!! <3
Happy Valen's Penis Day, Everybody! (two months too late)
regularguy5mb 11 months ago
you are actually really graceful? weird:')
xHelloElla 11 months ago
i thought you loved coffe
SuperCreativeboy 11 months ago
Now I shall dance with the day
TheGebbi 11 months ago
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Watch a Pre-January 8th copy of Inception. Listen closely when the actors say imagine, reality, and safe, or point pistols. You'll hear the words, Loughner, offin' her, part of the word Giffords, and much more. Some even say they hear, do it.
jamestargetedindiv 11 months ago
*wink*
KaberianRoyalty 11 months ago
This is by far my favorite video of you.
hoopzluvr121 11 months ago
Press 7 a lot...he REALLY loves Valentine's Day
MeenyMcSweeny 11 months ago
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That therapeutic shampoo is really paying off.
aboverim 11 months ago
that was the awesomest wink ever!!!!!!!
SpartanNinetyFive 11 months ago
I Think Im In Love With Craig With A Tina Turner Wing
Is That Wrong?
AVGNFan4 11 months ago
Did you have a good day with Cynthia then?
MrPopify 11 months ago
you are amazing :) i sing that song with my best friendd
TheeKarateMaster 11 months ago
I always knew Tina Turner had a beard.
Phathippoe619 11 months ago
now i shall dance with the day!!!!!!!
ilovefouettes 1 year ago
volantynys = valentitties?
mrsjimmyurinelove 1 year ago
"Too bad female, I'm taken."
Couldn't stop laughing...
AGentertainment 1 year ago 5
two girls in my class were singing whats love got to to with it and I instantly thought of WheezyWaiter :D
MultiTDIfan 1 year ago
Did you know that along with being the patron saint of love, St. Valentine is also the patron saint of beekeeping, fainting, epilepsy, and the plague.
decreaserofsuck 1 year ago
@decreaserofsuck why don't beekeepers faint and infect people who had epilepsy also with the plague then
martiniuturtlini 1 year ago
wizard clone. do it. he dresses up and everything.
eatenedurpickle 1 year ago
Nothing weird about a guy in his pajamas dancing and and eating cookies off the ground
DTlucky13 1 year ago
I HAVE THOSE PAJAMA PANTS!
searinglead15 1 year ago
Your neighbors must think your insane > >
wolfie90909 1 year ago 143
His last name is Benzine?
WASHAKAPA 1 year ago
make me hungry with that cookie!!
FunnyAssJustin 1 year ago
Oh how I would love to be one of your neighbors
synchrogirl978 1 year ago 5
Oh, how your neighbours must love you.
CharKorbit 1 year ago 2
that wizard voice was soooo hilarious...I simply demand u use it more...
whenmonkeysattack16 1 year ago 8
@xxxsmileye why is this not in the top rated comments?
i am not liking you, youtube. -.-
on a side note, heeeeeyyyyyyyy charlie {: xx
rubyscottishlass999 1 year ago
Hit 2the 1
lolmania13 1 year ago
aw... i thought we were his valentine... :(
XxBlackCamelliaxX 1 year ago
So,the companions sound like Kermit the Frog?!
singninjasing 1 year ago
when you read that i couldnt stop laughing , u is mean, :)
ElectricLimonade 1 year ago
you could have at least got dressed!
SamSmellsOfApricots 1 year ago
I would love to know what the people in your neighbourhood think of you.
ticklespark 1 year ago
I wish you were my neighbor.
777electric777 1 year ago
lulz@ Wikipedia facts
Tobikicksass 1 year ago
dear Craig,
can you do me a favor? i need to have a list of all of your clones and their personailty traits, cuz i started to lose track after happy clone. tyvm!
tiendadelagricultor 1 year ago
u have a special mash potato container?
MrSteinsi 1 year ago
'don't forget about us companions!'
laurathekiwi 1 year ago
best wink EVER
mor7mx 1 year ago
please do more wizard voice in your video!!! :D
MYNAMESCIAN 1 year ago
Americans pronounce Craig "Creg"
Doos2000Late 1 year ago
I would love to be your neighbor across the street, I would totally be peeking in on you every second.
TheSweetMuffinKitty 1 year ago
Hmmmmm Toby Turner, Wheezy Waiter, Tina Turner? Wheezy Turner, TIna Toby? *this had a point in my head*
eeli1 1 year ago
Valentine's Day is the anniversery of St. Valentine being executed for having an affair. However, evidence has taught us that he never actually had an affair with the woman. He just thought she was cool and wrote letters to her. So, really, we should say "Happy Execution Day!"
jamesNier 1 year ago 3
damn, how come people on my street dont eat cookies from the sidewalk and then randomly start dancing with the day?
or have an awesome beard, for that matter...
MisterV297 1 year ago
wheezyturner
animalsROCKhard28 1 year ago
wheezy should make tina turner a thing :)
hitechtonicleader 1 year ago
I wonder who does the camera work outside.
resandrei 1 year ago
That's cookie abuse! I'm reporting you to the Cookie Abuse Prevention Bureau!
dummyinblue 1 year ago 133
@dummyinblue the CAPB? .... dont do that to wheezy, we love him so much
MrCr1T1CaL1 8 months ago
i love Craig singing Tina Turner songs :)
GPig99 1 year ago
so i was in my garage getting some food out of the refrigerator while watching this video... i was trying to get the door open while holding the computer, a container with pizza and a carton of orange juice when the container and the juice fell on the floor. somehow the computer got paused at 1:21 craig's face made my day
nintendoshadowninja 1 year ago
You dropped the cookie on the ground, Craig!!
How could you?!?!
NerdInPajamas 1 year ago
SOMEBODY got sex.
dermotbuckley 1 year ago
You and Cyn are so obviously made for each other. ;A;
vokarri 1 year ago
yes he had like an unpside down beard :D for the love day :D
EonsOfReflection 1 year ago
Yes! Matts Chocolate Chip Cookies FTW! AWESOME video, Man!
Violaman0910 1 year ago
@claymaker No. lol
AdamTadz 1 year ago
Lol luv the ending cuz ur face is hilarious
eazyfosheezy369 1 year ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
...you so funny. :)
SakuraKiss496 1 year ago
Would it be weird if I told you I had those exact pyjamas.?
claymaker 1 year ago
@claymaker Are you German? Because I think that pyjama is pajama in German, so I've heard.
Im just wondering...
NerdInPajamas 1 year ago
I love your wizard accent! I lol everytime I hear it
colonelsmots 1 year ago
I want to give this video ONE MILLION thumbs ups. Craig, you'se two's so 'dorable....
TheLittleKristy 1 year ago
Your neighbors must LOVE you.
fatkally 1 year ago
We want more singing and dancing!!!! XD
MDTeddy 1 year ago
LMAO!!! Best intro and outro yet xD *favorite*
buttercupisevil 1 year ago
you were dancing on the alligator pit?
suppastar101 1 year ago
8=======D
adamglynn96 1 year ago
how do you get a car to wink? lol
247cuckoo 1 year ago 2
i'm an English Lit Student from England, and when we study Chaucer... that is how we read the text, in a wizard voice, becuase Chaucer was a well known wizard who was famous for his wizardy voice, which we honour to this day
LEVLB 1 year ago
that is the oppisite of what jhon green said
DnAstudios2 1 year ago
i just laughed my ass off.
stheeusedx 1 year ago
NOW I SHALL DANCE WITH THE DAY
flipflopsandsocks82 1 year ago
this video would be more awesome if there was more cynthia in it! :D Ima cynchie! :D
Sammie2499 1 year ago
Your pants weren't tight enough.
mbevks 1 year ago
thumbs up for pizza shirt!!!!
TheSomeone717 1 year ago 2
Craig with a Tina Turner-wig should DEFINITELY become a thing..
CarolineLb1 1 year ago
HIS LAST NAME IS BENZINE
tvlover17 1 year ago
Craig sets a good example for us all...eating cookies of the ground is good...
SspavvesS 1 year ago
"For there was on seynt Volantynys day
Whan euery bryd comyth there to chese his make"
Awesome accent lol
JadeJFrost 1 year ago
CARTMAN!!!
animeaddict24711 1 year