First Test: 2011 Nissan Juke SV

[michaelmike05]

i test drive this car with the manual transmission and i can only say that i want it. it was fun to drive.

[citi24]

can any1 tell me how this is in the SNOW? thx

[dukefan8408]

Most people who buy the juke buy it because its a fun ride and dont want the same boring ass ride you see 50000 times everyday. It grew on me and 1 test drive and I was hooked. nice surprising speed and to the moron saying you cant take a curve at 5 mph.. Try 89 around curves my eclipse wouldnt take at 60 without any sliding or leaning get your facts straight b4 you make a dumb ass comment and to all the Joke or Puke people... Be original already its old

[doubleKlutch]

@dukefan8408

Hey, your right. 'Joke' plus 'Puke' does make 'Juke'.

That was your point, right?

Joking :D

I just wish being original didn't mean city people buying 'offroad capable' vehicles for style. I hope I live to see the day when SUVs aren't popular any more and go back to being like they were in the 80's: simple lumberjack people-movers; and not what they are today: polished lawyer-toting status-symbols.

At least the Juke is small and cheap-ish, like an old Jeep.

[shox91]

I have a juke, and it's awesome. I love the design! Much love form Norway!

[Prostreetcrazy]

I want a juke-r

[dontstopbelieving53]

Def the car I'm getting when I'm sixteen:)

[jacoale]

You don't drive a car because OTHER people think it's ugly, and yes it's definitely different, but in a way, it's sort of cool, and it looks pretty fun to drive. Sometimes it's good to be different.

[perfectedfaith]

15.2 sec in the qaurter is quick for this thing seein its only got 188hp and lets not forget its heavy

[perfectedfaith]

Sleeper no doubt...

[BSalgado98]

Another Ugly Car From Nissan It's The Nissan Joke!And The Stupid Micra

[wiganda]

i like it... the exterior may look weird right now.. but as anything, it will grow into you... No doubt with some mods, it will look stunning..

Oh wait.. somebody in Nissan already thought of it... Juke-R

[styveooo]

i bought it for 6000$, looks like the owner is a toyota fan.

[occultdestroyer]

Nissan Joke

[DaZeDmerlin]

@occultdestroyer Hahahaha!Oh god, your'e so funny, i seee what you did there, Juke-Joke, god you crack me up...

I'm gonna buy 10 of these and hand them out for free just to annoy you!

[blacuraRL]

LOVE it. Keep it up, Nissan!

[camouflagecamaro99]

Love this car. :) and haters gotta hate lovers gotta love and trolls gotta troll.thats the way it is.

[badasspr0ductions]

Interesting design..

[splotchboi2770]

i think this the most original vechicle i've seen from Nissan this and their cube. like 'em both!

[Tbolt1000TForLife]

ugly turd!!!!!!!!

[SweetWife84]

65 people own CR-V or RAV-4

[Tbolt1000TForLife]

@SweetWife84 i'm one of the 65, and i drive a 1986 Pontiac 6000

[SweetWife84]

@Tbolt1000TForLife same thing

[aageon]

Great looking car :) and the "Joke" thing is getting old.

[DaZeDmerlin]

@aageon Yea and fast too, this car is controversial though, to say the least, i don't know of much cars that evoke so much different and outspoken opinions then this one, i love this car though, and i think it looks amazing!

[WejdanAlharbi]

They missed up the spelling :P

it's not a Juke it's JOKE !

for the god sake's Nissan you must be kidding !

[DaZeDmerlin]

@WejdanAlharbi Ahahahahaaaa, or Puke, hahahaaargh, you see what i did?I switched a letter, hahahaaaaarrrrrgh!!! I said Puke, lol, It's not Puke, it's Juke, but i changed it to Puke, Oh god!

Lmfao!

Joke is funny too, highly original material you got there, you're well on your way!

I'm so damn funny and i'm nearly 10, good god, my jokes are beyond me, so funny!

[Q8Kawaii]

hi can u advise me wither to get nissan qashqai or nissn juke ?

[TheJasonwootten]

Joke + puke = juke

[MoeJae86]

@TheJasonwootten How cute....

[TheJasonwootten]

It looks completely DISGUSTING!!

[bebegrig1]

THE BEST!ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CARS AND POWERFULL TOO!!NISSAN RULES

[HamadHHAG]

great nissan small crossover!

it's such amazing look & performance!

[TheEmodarkangel19]

Nissan has great cars but this is ugly.

[OnlineVideozz]

Love this car... seeing more jukes in my area like everyday... Will defiantly buy this car... after my driving test lol.

Fail to see why people bother typing "Nissan juke" in the search bar just to insult the car... Get a life morons.. -.-

[modafoto]

Some cars are sexy, but this car is sort of kinky!

i want one!

[arvsnothingelse]

nissan joke lol

[EID1994ALBASSA]

Nissan Puke , not Juke

[Brianjj5]

test the awd juke. i loved it when i test drove it =)

[djkasdjkasdjdjdj]

more like a nissan joke!!!

[aikeno7777]

so damn ugly i wanna burn it

[Tbolt1000TForLife]

@aikeno7777 i wanna vandalize it!!!!!!!!!

[tom11zz884]

@Tbolt1000TForLife Vandalize your own piece of shit car moron..lol

[Tbolt1000TForLife]

@tom11zz884 hay, you first dumbass

[Mineav]

Nissan has always specialized in making ugly ass cars, so I'm hardly shocked they could create something this hideous.

[ferrarif50f1]

This Nissan should be called "NIssan Abortion" It's Ugly as hell

[Besna69]

Love this car, because of what the guy said, it looks alien. Who the hell wants a normal, borring looking car?

[mxpie80]

the price is its worst point, I like the car but for about a $1k more I could get a mazdaspeed3 with much more performance and space

[tom11zz884]

@mxpie80 the Mazdaspeed 3 is a nice car, but it doesn't have AWD, or a high ground clearance, plus it has terrible torque steer, and terrible on gas, making it a horrible daily driver.

The Juke, though lacking horsepower to the mazdaspeed 3, is a much better choice for winter, and daily driving.

[mxpie80]

@tom11zz884 daily driver or not my statement was objective and factual yours was the opposite. I don't particularly care that the mazda is a terrible daily driver for YOU or that YOU think high 20smpg is "terrible on gas". For me it is a far better choice than Juke but I wasn't so pretentious with my comment.

[tom11zz884]

@mxpie80 Factual? Most reviewers who drove the Mazda said it has horrible torque steer, no AWD, and would make a useless daily driver,...forget about driving it in foul weather, and I read most reviews where people were actually getting high teens on highway mileage on the mazdaspeed 3...just saying.

All Said, I am not bashing the Mazda, I just think the Juke is a better deal.

[Martyn4291]

welcome, welcome everybody to the datsun JOKE the uglyest most pointless piece off crap you could possibly waist your money on, anyone who buys one of these either knows absolutly nothing about cars or has absolutly awful taste in cars and no sense to boot, there are much MUCH better cars to spend £13,000 to £15,000 on

[horsejumpgal]

As weird as the car is, it's freaking awesome! My dad has one, it's actually cool

[litteringisfun]

Good to know the guy who besigned the Aztek still has a job.

[Tekhsheen]

@litteringisfun lol everyone said that car was ugly (I disagree)... now everyone is jizzing their pants for the honda crosstour or the bmw x7... retards

[hercegovac00]

I think Nissan should rename this car into Nissan JOke

[IronAngelRX14]

I like the way it looks at the front, It seems to have a face somewhat to this >:)

[WALLPAP3R]

never thought they'd make a fuglier car than the aztec . . . well done nissan

[dasautomega]

who came up with this idea? you are fired!

[heymanlolable]

my first car!



[parksean]

370z had sex with a nissan rogue... baby came deformed so they called it the "Juke"

[appplezz101]

I'm laughing with it because I love the car because it's unique and different and it's fun. I would love to own it

[NikkoCharger]

Omg I didn't know they still made Aztek's

[skaterdude5651]

this car looks horible oh yeah and btw when he said laughing with it or laughing at it im laughing at it

[acronus]

They didn't mention fuel economy.

City 27 mpg (8.7L/100km) Highway 32 mpg (7.4/100km).

I guess it'd work as a city car that'll get you through winter. Other than that, there's not much more to this car. Now if NISMO built an SR20 powered version with a better AWD system, that'd be much more interesting.

[kiacadenza1]

it doesn't even look like a car..........

[darkness2121]

this is hideous

[TherealSlim333]

Wow, i just creamed my pants watching this, i want one so bad!

[dareullove]

Idk if I want this car or a Chevy hhr. Hard to choose.

[DarkWolf5250]

I think Nissan's entire design staff needs to suffer a fatal accident. This thing... And every other car I have ever seen from them... Is so fucking ugly. No other way to put it.

[DubRavezor]

@ZRTM so's ur face

[chello70]

Fucking amazing....I WANT ONE!!!!!!!! ))))

[AutoJunkieMan]

Im laughing with it i love the styling. Amazing!

[Tbolt1000TForLife]

ugliest car ever!!!

[printers]

@ZRTM no. its a Juke.

[TheYakinRevolutions]

I love this car man, ordered one the some colour as adv (force red) and i cant wait to have it, its so much fun guys.............

[remelsheikh]

Haters wanna hate, but Nissan Dominates!!!

[SuperEthproductions]

@remelsheikh really i think mercedes dominates

but when it comes to ugly nissan is right

[ponchochan]

Front end looks like a Murano ran over the ass of a VW Beetle...

[NewDisneySucksHard]

piece of shit

[exoticqueen703]

It looks so amazing in person!! LOVE IT!

[macthebest2001]

I like this car....it's cool.

[Johndoe9278]

pffff look at the design....Nissan JOKE!!! Im better with my Kia Sorento.

[GTASAmovies1]

I think it's a pretty good car. I agree the looks are 'hate it or love it' but it's not like you're gonna overlook it. It's funky and stands out from the pack and that's one of the biggest charms of this car

[spudtv]

the front looks like a frog face and the whole body looks like a stinkbug.

[momsJUKEbox2011]

I bought mine Christmas 2010...absolutely love it!! Carries much more than you think...just helped move my son from college with it and I use it daily in my cleaning business. Too bad gas prices are so high, driving in SPORT mode is a blast...so usually drive in ECO. Always gets the looks!!!

[321bytor]

Got one. love it.

[TurnOver360]

Nissan Puke? oh wait it's Juke -.-

[campanozzi55]

I like it!

[ardilladeltibet]

I love this car!!! best nissan ever build

[copanda63]

@ardilladeltibet False. Skyline :P

[copanda63]

@ardilladeltibet False. Skyline :P hehe

[copanda63]

@ardilladeltibet

False. Skyline :P

but this is a really nice car haha

[datpimpinboy]

I'm just wondering why Nissan didn't use their normal 2.5 Liter 4 cylinder that they use in the Altima instead of a 1.8 L turbocharged which produces only 2 HP more?

[jsnevels2]

quick!

[ooa191]

guyfgju



[coupecruiser]

here here, and thats why I ordered one :-)

[3rikUnknown]

swear its an alien.

[nickdesignz]

@3rikUnknown but a nice alien, I ordered one today in Germany :) I love it!!!

[damiata101]

ok, whats up with all of nissan's new models. they look like things you'd find in a happy meal. they just dont seem serious about the designs and are too focussed on getting it out there instead of designing a beautiful new car. i mean the new maximas and gtr r very handsome cars, i must admit, but the newer "fun" ones just look childish for nissan's sporty pedigree

[damiata101]

@damiata101 although alot of people will appreciate the new affordable line of cars that they have. Im not demeaning nissan in any way. i love their cars well, some of them at least. and its just my personal opinions. i dont want to criticize anyone elses thoughts or views of it.

[damiata101]

looks kinda like a sunburned Oprah

[jhonutzrapidistu]

This is a Micra on steroids!

[zZZzzzSnooze2nd]

Juke Bug!

[mcshah67]

Luving my Juke...

[7477238]

I kind of like it. Of course the sheeple would hate it because it's not designed like the supposed norm.

[TheFishingrulz]

I like it!! Very affordable pricing as well !

[gwonderwmn]

I loooooove my Juke!

[ike111111]

more like nissan joke :/

[AudiABTr8]

Already saw one around town. Not a bad design, actually. Depends upon taste.

[shadez1972]

SO HORRIBLE LOOKING OH MY GOD. this is a car for girls who think rat dogs are cute

[LeadHammer]

Nissan, put this engine/CVT into the Sentra and make it a hatchback, and I will buy it.

[Fanasz]

it's so ugly as fiat multipla...

[LeadHammer]

@Fanasz Do not insult the Multipla. Although it may look unconventional, its design is functional, whereas Juke is all for show, there no functionality in those lines.

[tom11zz884]

@LeadHammer People who buy this car aren't looking for functionality, they are looking for a fun to drive quality car that is unique...which the Juke delivers.

[Johndoe9278]

@tom11zz884 fun drive? there are plenty of fun to drive cars and better looking and cheaper.

[tom11zz884]

@Johndoe9278 Show me a car that is cheaper that has a turbo making close to 200hp, and a sophisticated AWD system that costs cheaper than the Juke? I figured you couldn't...lol

[Johndoe9278]

@tom11zz884 who needs 2000000 HP and ultra sophisticated AWD when ur car is a total design disaster. :) A car must have the whole package...

[tom11zz884]

@Johndoe9278 Well this so-called "Disaster" that you are referring to is selling extremely well for Nissan..so well that the Nissan Dealerships can barely keep the Jukes in their lots.

And remember looks are subjective.....I think it is beautiful.

[Johndoe9278]

@tom11zz884 Again design disaster. 

[tom11zz884]

@Johndoe9278  yawn.................

[Johndoe9278]

@tom11zz884 thats what I think when I see juke's design...jukes pukes design. :)

[Martyn4291]

@tom11zz884 a fun quality car which is unique....... well if you call fun being scared the car is role off the road if you go round a corner at more than 5MPH because it rides like boat in ruff sea's, unique because you vommit everytime you look at it and quality for something thats made out of tin foil and plastic trays from biscuit tins then might be about there, THE DATSUN JOKE FOR THE SAME SATISFACTION FLUSH £13,000 DOWN THE TOILET

[tom11zz884]

@Martyn4291 oh look, he can actually spell...lol

[Martyn4291]

@tom11zz884 Mmm coz that was relevant to the debate at hand wasn't it, so les just back track a sec shall we....... 13G's on this lump of crap or 12G's on a fiesta zetec (if you must have a new car) or 10G's on a 3yr old BMW330i E96 or 8-9G's on a honda S2000 for one of the best drives you'll ever have or the practical version of the same thing a civic type r EP3 for 5-8G's. point being dick head why waist your money on this when you can have something much much better

[DragonInfraXtremeRGT]

@tom11zz884 why is nissan wasting there time building cute cars . they should build a new silvia or 240sx

[tom11zz884]

@DragonInfraXtremeRGT because nobody will buy the 240sx or silvia if they made new ones...remember, poor sales killed both those cars.

coupes do not sell very well in America.

[djkasdjkasdjdjdj]

@DragonInfraXtremeRGT i agree the silvia, 180sx,200sx,240sx and 300sx r fun to drive and good looking cars that wont break the bank..

[markAndre]

it's the Nissan "Joke".

[YeuLaKho]

I want one.

[TheHardcoreArtist]

why do i secretly love the design... i feel as if kia should have made this...or nissan shudve made the soul. they seem like twins

[Kulwicki]

"This car is stylish" BULLSHIT!!!! Most new cars besides luxery jaguars, mercedes etc. look like shit. I dont give a shit about areodynamics. Put an efficient engine in a good looking car and it will still earn good mileage. I drive a 94 impala SS.

[sykku]

A friend of mine just bought this car and it's surprisingly quick and fun to drive. Other than the surprise, however, it is what you would expect from a car at this price range. I drive an e46 m3 so it definitely isn't something I would like to keep around. . . My friend really seems to enjoy it though, other than the styling.

[tom11zz884]

@sykku Like people could gives a rat's ass on what you drive..lol

[jriley1992]

It's an impressive car, just not the best design.

[Block2Productionsmov]

So all you guys making fun of the car, intentionally looked up or chose a Nissan Juke video to make fun of it. Pathetic. 

[jililijilijijlillili]

A good point is an efficient daily output 4WD mechanism and a turbocharged engine. The design is a person situation that can insist on individuality.

Because real SUV has EXTRAL, this might be a downsized version of MURANO.

[ps3beatswii]

I don't know what's uglier: This or the Prius...

[KYLEKELLYKIDD]

a pile of sht would look better than that crap on wheels!!!!!!!!!!

[Magnetorheological]

It looks like a Versa 5-door that's been stung by a nest of hornets. :/

[ADMBP]

fuck this uglyness

[whiskymarko]

this car loojs fucking ugly



[1through9athrewz]

if the sv stood for super veloce, everyone would buy this car. ;)

[TardisType30]

The Emperor's New Clothes?

[TardisType30]

More like The Nissan JOKE ! What a stupid looking car. Who would be silly enough to buy one the daftest cars ever designed. If you want people to laugh out loud at you buy this car!

[valflyinf]

@TardisType30 What do you drive?

[TardisType30]

@valflyinf Jag XJ

[valflyinf]

@TardisType30 Nice but in that case let us move on to the review videos of the Nissan GT-R. The car that eats XJs for breakfast.lol

[TardisType30]

@valflyinf No thanks I'll stick to style comfort, I've just finished my breakfast :-)

[mischiefpwns]

Juke? More like Puke. Ugliest car ever.

[akajambas]

what the fuck where they thinking?!?!?!? they must have been on mad drugs

[MrFourwheeler48]

Ugliest car on the planet...period

[SuperEkim88]

@MrFourwheeler48 For you its the ugliest car, coz you dont know what is the meaning of unique and the best car ever made, it doesnt matter if it is ugliest car to you because the Nissan Juke is the most selling car Nissan make. There is a lot of Juke in the Freeway.

[Jraibs]

honestly this thing is so pathetic. who ever designed it really likes the look of frogs. underpowered of course too... a crossover with a turbo! omg! 188 hp... sick. i bet this thing is a fun to drive as a shopping cart

[Time2Keel]

A cross over , turbo,1.6L, kicking in 188 hp and 177 tq is a gazzelle. The musculine cut is fine, something fom Mitsubishi's Storm and Star Wars Storm troopers, not bad.

May the force be withh you!. I hope to kick some dirt with this soon.

[proskater56]

i think it looks sexy

[1Stunna2323]

Remember that episode of The Simpsons when Homer's half-brother Herb let him design his own car?

THIS is that car.

[nothighleftbehind]

@1Stunna2323 lmoa

[x2erikalynn3x]

I own a Juke and it seriously is the best thing I ever bought.

[TheKentuckyboy101]

idc how good it performs and its other aspects...its just SO UGLY.

[ScaryGhost1]

O___O

That's what the front looks like, and it scares me...

[GamerAndReviewer]

@ScaryGhost1 I agree! I hate watching it! I want to smash it all and then burn it in the fire! =P

[cellphonesrock76]

@ScaryGhost1 Yeah.. i thought so 2... 0_0

[SageRai]

@tom11zz884, the point of my comment was that I really don't care what other people says. Wether it is appealing or not. But to me as an individual I don't find it appealing. Plus clarckson realky don't bod well with Asian car especial Hyundai-kia.

[SageRai]

Jeremy clackson from top gears says it was ugly, recent consumer pool from euro the car price is appealing but not it's look. I try not to be sway by others opinion and make my own judgement, in truth to me that car is bud ugly. First the versa second cube, now this horrid crappy look. I understand need to look unique, but that is odd ugly car. Seriously i went to look on this car. The actual size is small. Peole if you want a jap small suv, just get Toyota or Honda you will save embarrassment

[tom11zz884]

@SageRai The car is selling like crazy in Europe...so much in fact that people are on a waiting list for it for like a year....so obviously Jeremy Clarkson opinion matters very little.

[Mujabar]

@tom11zz884

Actually they can't keep up with demand here and there's also a waiting list in the U.S.

Dealer I bought mine from had 6 on the lot and sold them all the day I was there.

I like the looks, price and performance, it fits my every day commuting needs which is what I bought it for.

[fallenhei]

I am also thinking about red or white. I saw it in the auto show yesterday and fell in love!!! with the top trim, SL AWD...it is still only around 30k...

[TheIncridibleOne]

that car is so ugly, even Chuck Norris would puke after seeing it.....

[MrPcb286]

I am 25 and ,i cant wait to recover from my acccident , to go and order the NISSAN JUKE its amazing & i love it . have a real modern sport look altough some of the poeple say it have a weird , ugly style i dnt fuckin care !!! dont know about what colour RED or PERAL WHITE ? please help me to decide thanks

[tom11zz884]

@MrPcb286 White..make sure you order the sports package which includes a rear spoiler, and sports wheels, that will make it look even more awesome.

[MrPcb286]

@tom11zz884 thanks so much 

[sugarisgoodness]

WHY DOES NO ONE CHOOSE THE MANUAL?!?!!?