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  • HACK

  • Es broma ¿verdad?

  • Oh wow..

  • with all respect ...men ,you cannot teach others while you cannot play

  • .....i dont think you could play those all day lol

  • WTF? que asco...

  • que es estooo!!

  • ma vai a lavorare invece di pigliare per il culo chi non sa un cazzo di musica e ritmica! impostore!

  • he fuked up the snare drum bass drum concept. noob

  • The worst I've ever seen. A real hack.

  • twat

  • i really wanna see this fucker play!! hahahaha

  • Not only does this clown play bad, with a sorry sence of rythm. But he actually do not have ANY idea at all, HOW these drums are played.

    I often refer to youtube to other people in many aspects of life, there are a lot to learn in here. I ALWAYS advice against Expert Village, and videos like this one are to blame.

  • que mierda

  • This must be a spoof. Hi bio says Bio: Bob Saldana has produced & performed with Texas & California musicians like Mance Lipscomb ...

    Mance Lipscomb died in 1976 and his blues gutar style would never have used a bongo.

    The Bull-#hit goes on-an-on. He can play US all day.

    

  • is there anyway of blocking these "expert villiage"  cunts?

  • no really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WHY does expertvillage say "expert" in it. ALL OF THE PEOPLE DEMONSTRATING IN THE VIDEOS SUCK!

  • Thumbs up if u feel like you've been rick rolled by expert village....

  • where's the expert? I can't See it ._.

    that guy sucks dick

  • Saquen a este chandoso de la red !!!!!!!!!!!

  • Que bonito el bongo pero que mal aprovechado que esta.....este no tiene ni puta idea de tocar el bongo

  • COME ON MAN!!!  Do you see the ratings? Time to get off the air.

  • brother kill youself, da lastima el colega este, a mi me daria pena hacer eso

  • o por dios..... que hace un pendejo queriendo enseñar a togar el bongo, eso es una ofensa para todos nosotros, los percusionistas....

    amigo desde mexico CHINGA TU MADRE

  • Bongo drum music lesson? This is a punishment for my ears!! I´m a drummer but I just bought some bongos and I play much better, sorry for my Enlish level but I think it still better than this guy playing bongos....

  • This man can not play the Bongos.

  • NNNOOOOOOUUU!!!! Se te esta quemando el asado, anda controla!!!! dejate de joder!!!! que manera de castigarles al pobre bongo, anda a cachetarte el culo (EL FUCKING ASS!!) No subas mas pedorradas LA PUTA MADRE QUE TE RE MIL PUTA PARIO Y LA RECONCHA DE LA PUTA LORA QUE TE PARIO!! Saludos

  • Enough already!! Time to pull these videos off of youtube.

  • my pecker can do better rhythm than this...

  • i play the djembe... and i can do better than that with only 1 hand lololo... please .. you are th one who needs to watch videos to learn lololololol

  • I watch this when i wanna laugh... That is all.

  • WTF, i only just started playing drums and i "play on" bongo and djembe. this guy is an asshole hahahhahaahahaaa, they not hoping some idiot will come for tuition are they???

  • "It can be very exciting."

    *Face-palms*

  • Is this twat having a laugh, he's got to be taking the piss ain't he, coz he is shit what r u doing on here...???

  • SO BAD MEN!!! That isn't play the bongo drum. That's simply ridiculous!!!

  • you sir, are a fuckin idiot

  • you are very bad sry

  • This guy DOES NOT know how to play the bongos.

  • ExpertVillage?? You mean NoviceVillage?

  • one of the funniest videos i have ever seen on utube

  • damn, that guy sucks ballz :p

  • you do not know how to play that bongo bra.............you suck

  • vai toma no seu cu seu americano de bost,,tu nao serve nem pra centro de macumba

  • you suck

  • Just can´t believe this shit, IS SHIT I MEAN ELEPHANT SHIT, OR DINO SHIT. Im just 14 and i play the piano and i can even play better than this porr old man that will die with happainesbecause of his SHIT videos on youtube. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJ­AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA and JA. YOU BASTARD!

  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, are you serius??????

  • WHAT THE HHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!! Im just 14 and I know to play bongos better than this idiot. "expert village" or "shit village" . Dont do this to youtube, please!

  • For the first time, i've give my bongos to my 3 years old child today... and he plays the same way!

    No sabe ni acertar con su mano derecha al centro del bongó. No lo sabe sostener siquiera...¡y dice que está enseñando!

    He has good intentions, but... no, thanks. I'll find another teacher.

  • This "Expert" almost has it right...for example...he has bongos.

    STEP ONE IS PERFECT!

    Now, work on step two- learn to hold them, strike them, and teach them properly. See? Only three more steps and then YOU can be a REAL expert, expert!

  • maybe you all think this is stupid but breaking it down to this really simple level is what people like me need - i ave nooo riddim! Thank you Mr Bongo Teacher!!!

  • WHAT A FUCKEN IDIOT? U ARE A JOKE PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO YOURSELF AND OTHERS ANYMORE, U ARE THE SHAME OF THE INTERNET

  • 8=======D 

  • le pegas a los basureros

  • if that is what being an "expert" is in bongoe playing, then I'm a Ph.D in GARBAGE COLLECTING ...

  • boooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!­!!!!

  • best teacher ever........................

  • one two hoo

  • jajajaja fenomenoooooooooooooo

     :P

  • haha u dont need an expert for this xDD

  • you're sucks.... think to dedicated to other things like kill yourself!

  • This is an expert bongo drummer? I don't think so.

  • "I can play these all day"... maybe you should try that.

  • hello friend, do not take it personally but you have to learn to play bongos before you post your videos on youtube. that people if they want to properly learn to play bongos, so take it as a tip from a friend in another country

    because from there I see, I'll help a little to get started please bongos empiesa properly and teach you how to play the slap with left hand and right hand to the hammer and make good beats ; )

  • my man. I'm glad you're interested in the bongos. Unfortunately, you need some more guidance before posting videos of your playing. Might I suggesting searching for bongo patterns by "Ray Romero" here on youtube. peace. and yes! rolls can be very exciting lol!

  • This guy is an asshole.

  • This guy should watch bongo tutorial videos, not make more

  • what a dick

  • yeah thats ecxiting

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  • Play the drums you fool!!....show me something please!!

  • I just can´t believe this guy is doint that!! He must be kidding.This is the most stupid way to play bongos I´ve ever seen in my life.

  • @Darbukarlitos1

    lmao

  • He really ought to play something impressive for his video introdution, to give the viewer an idea that he is a genuine bongo master and not a no-good phony.

    I hope this comment has been constructive :P

  • @Venplex I've noticed that about everyone that claims to play syncopated rhythms. As near as I can figure, "syncopated" is code for "make noise."

  • haha. I guess that is correct :P

  • think music!

    think drums!!

    and don't forget to pound!!!!!!

    haha

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  • what the fuck

  • "SYNCOPATHIC"???

  • I hate expert village and I hate this guys false imformation about bongo's.

    His "roll" at the end was just plain pathetic. If this is expert village where the hell is the expert?

  • you suck

  • I dont really have any bongo technique at all and am just trying to learn it. But this video seems to be terrible. This guy doesnt seem to be doing this right!

  • sorry but this is false teaching...change the tittle to how not to play the bongos or take the video off of youtube..

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  • THIS PSSES ME OFF, HE HAS NO FRUCKIN CLUE WHAT HES DOING, PLEASE IF U WANT TO LEARN TO PLAY THE BONGOS DO NOT! LISTEN TO ANYTHING HE IS SAYING THIS GUY IS BELOW A BEGGINER HES A DISGRACE AND AN INSULT TO ALL BONGOCEROS

  • Es la demostracion mas mala que he visto de percusion!! creo que esto es una broma!!

  • LIER, LIER... YOU HAVE NO IDEA TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, YOU MUST STUDY A LITTLE...

  • SORRY BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA TO PLAY THE BONGOS, THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO...

  • This is ashamed. This is a total disgraced for a beautiful instrument. This man should delete his video clips. He does not even know how to pronounce "syncopated." Something is wrong with this man. No concept at all.

  • YOU ARE MY LIFETIME HERO

  • Are these videos inspired by Andy Kaufman? He was famous for doing straight faced wind ups and these have to be wind ups. No one in their right mind would be as callous enough to call these 'educational'.

  • Terrible, when I saw this video I was sick. Then I watched it again and I was sick again. Your awful at playing the bongos. EXPERT village.. Expert..really? What a fucking joke. You sound like someone who's just learnt drums and just smacks them making some poor sounding slightly out of time beat. YOUR SHIT!

  • jajajajajaajajajajajajaja que idiotaaa, suenan como tinas jajajajajajajajajajaja

  • @lslunas si, suenan como tinas jajajajaja

  • bongos are a true extension of your arms. is magical!

  • you are the reason why I think a nuclear apocalypse is still possible.

  • this is SOOOOOOOOOOOO disturbing!!! If you're trying to learn, congrats, but DO NOT WATCH THIS.

  • Surely lesson 1 you teach a new bongo player is - use your fingers and not hands. What a dumb ass.

  • Is this guy the Expert Village Idiot?

  • terrible video!

  • 5patic wow i love your videos check mine out. what a great triplet

  • I just uploaded a video of me playing bongos, I'd appreciate some feedback... (click my name).

  • дядя, ты дебил. чему ты людей учишь???

  • OH! man, please c'man what are you doing?

  • This guy is a total moron. He hits the drum like slapping buttocks! HAHAHAHAHA!

  • :) A true master. He makes me want to go slap the hell out of something!

  • W.T.F is he doing?

  • sounds shit!

  • You are the WORST ...and you don't have any clue on how to play the bongos !

  • manchester musicians type that in chek ma vid out 2

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahah­ahahahahaha.... go fuck yourself ... STUPID!

  • Is this for real?

  • what a loser... why does expert village even has the time of putting this shitty videos up on youtube. this channel should be blocked so the whole world doesnt get stupid!

  • wtf... get a life jerk!!!!! dont shame yourself... delete this video for your sake!!!!!

  • lusi mo..

  • shut up idiot

  • un niño cubano con un tarro de lata puede hacer más ritmo! si quiere hacer un aporte a la música, done esos hermosos bongos a uno de esos niños....

  • Wow. just wow.

  • bad attempt.

  • jeje esta enseñando como no tocar Bongos .....COMO NOOOO TOCAR BONGOS!!!!!!.....por que si es eso lo hace muy bien...

  • Lame! It's not drumming!..

  • Lame! It's not drumming!

  • Cipple

  • garbage

  • oooooo pero que eso chico....

  • fail of the epic variety

  • Mi hermano coño usted tiene idea del ridiculo que esta haciendo, me imagino que ud. vive en un sanatorio o en una vaina de esas. Se volvio loco.

  • wtf

  • xDddddddddddddddd

  • Dude again stop acting like a teacher. you are aweful!!! You are not even holding the bongos properly to begin with. Do yourself a favor and remove all these videos.

  • haha this is shockig!

  • This might be the greatest hoax of all time.

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  • lol this is baaaaad.

  • not musical not tradition not even close

    don't take advice like this.

    if you want to play bongos do that but don't listen to him!

  • Another fail from Expert village.

  • IS THIS A JOKE?

  • Que vídeo horrivel, esse cara é muito ruim

  • Horrendo

  • Does any one know if expert village are actually serious? can someone answer this question, because I can't find out. It must be a joke.

  • R u kidding Me?????. WHAT ABOUT YOUR FINGERS MAN!!!, please stop making that noise with the bongos.

  • oh>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shit......

  • worst bongo lesson ever

  • "I could play these all day"... your deluding yourself.Take a real lesson yourself first before attempting to become a teacher. I doubt if you seen an experienced bongocero in your life. Get back to us in a few years. Learn about the

    history of the drum and some traditional rhythms and Techniques. good luck. There's still hope for you if you can be honest with yourself.

  • Oh please put him out of his misery

  • If you love bongos check out "maseNroy" you tube channel---> Bongo Song amazing

  • I got my first set of Bongos yesterday and found you in my search. You are a fraud or completely deluded.

  • cuakkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • hahahaha and u call yourself an expert

  • jajaj

  • i'd put this guy UNDER the jail for impersonating a musician

  • wow even i play better and never learned how to play em with hands

  • hack

  • fucking shit :S

  • Oh my GOD he should be locked up for this, no rhythm, no structure nor discipline!!

  • ESTO ES UNA MIERDA!!!!

  • oh wow,, i always wanna to play bongo, its exited and groovy, but now when i heard this.. i gues i'm gonna buy a guitar !!

  • Ya, I especially like when he says "I got that reverse, hold on". It's hilarious. He kinda feels himself.

  • I wanna cry

  • HOLY SH IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS MOTHERFUCKER WOULD MAKE A VIDEO GIVING A "BONGO DRUM MUSIC LESSON"!!! this is a fucking joke!!! BEGINNERS!!! PLEASE DON'T GO BY WHAT THIS FUCKING IDIOT IS SAYING!! Everything hes doing is wrong, thats not even how you're supposed to hold the bongos!! look up Pablo "el indio" rosario, now thats a BONGOCERO!

  • Does this guy think he knows what he's doing? This is such a joke. This person has no idea how to play percussion.. He's using full palms, hitting in the wrong spots... its OBVIOUS he doesn't understand how to play the bongos. it's like watching a child play drums for the first time. This is a joke.

  • Expertvillage must be full of Scientologist or some sort of cult because most of them appear to be delusional and slightly retarded. I also am a little retarded but I do know how to play bongos, and have no delusions of being able to teach.

  • retard

  • Expert of what??? I'dont know what this

    mister is smoke? but PLEASE,PLEASE

    PLEASE..say NO to drugs bro!!!..Leave the bongos to the real people like: Jack Costanzo,Pablito Rosario, Anthony Carrillo,ect..Ok Peace.

  • wow he is playing better than joey jordison!

  • in every video he is just hitting drums

  • What?! Some of us play percussion for a living. And for others is a way of life. Timbal, conga, bongo, tambora, guira, and kit IS OUR LIFE! I wouldn't dare do something in public unless I was ready. This guy in the video has no regard for how to play CORRECTLY. He doesn't even teach martillo. So we have all the right to be "rude." It's called objectivity, and if your willing to have yourself on video doing something, then you should be open to the criticism.

  • Thanks for the video. It was actually very informative for this beginner.

    Wish me luck.

  • no sorry, it is not a different way of playing. if someone told you to hold a trumpet upside down and use blow as hard as you can, people would complain. bongo is no different. you do not put them on your lap...EVER. this does a disservice to everyone who doesnt know any better and might take this seriously. nothing about what he says is close to being something that can be used.

  • i hope this is a joke.

  • first learn to tune your bongoes

    and thats not how you hit them

    what a useless video

    who the fuck is this wanker!!!!

  • yes my friend..I fully agree..who put him there?? wastin g our time..

  • This guy most be crazzy , he cant play the bongos !!!!!!

  • This Video is awesome!!! thanks so much!! I'm playing like a pro since I watched this! My syncopation has gone beyond limits!!

    please post more!!

    Thanks !!!

  • You've got to be kidding.  Whether he is white (he looks more like a chicano) isn't even the issue. This guy S____S! The worst instruction video I've even seen! MY GOD who the hell let this clown loose in front of a camera to instruct others when he can't play worth a damn. A monkey could play better than him. It's that unbelivably bad! Where is the expert Expert Village? Would the real bongo player please stand up.

  • This is a joke ...isn't it? you can not be talking seriously,stop doing that you going to hurt your hands ( you did so with ours hears)

  • Where is the syncopation?

  • why dont you just use the cajon, since you attack snare and bass pattern only. You can atleast show us how the proper playing of bongos. The way bongoseros do.