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  • players who can't deal with Mortars are noobs as well. Just find'em and kill 'em

  • @steelgear when the mortar player is in their spawn zone where you can't reach him, it starts to be annoying

  • On "normal" servers Mortars are useless.

  • my best skill in bf3 is dieing thumbs up if youre so talented like me !!

  • on the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again. Life I ----- ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

  • wilhelm scream

  • FUN

  • I would love to be a mortar pro like this guy.....I bet he get 98 kills with 1 smoke shell....damn Chuck Norris...

  • Mortars take about 2-3 hits to kill someone...

  • @SixthShotNation Not in hardcore they do.

  • And this kids, is why Justin Bieber is bad for you.

  • Mortar is op

  • well done nice vid

  • Yea, what that Mortar guy was doing, was Actually useful, Helping his team get through the battle by taking out Enemy defensive units. Now if he were just mortaring teamates, or the bomb needlessly.. yes thats spamming

  • i wish it was easier to take mortar people's dog tags, and i wish they can't use it in an area that is blocked off from the other team, that way its easy dogtags and they can't camp back and get their kd high, and they always loose their dogtags. the mortar is useful but people abuse it by sitting back in their spawn like a bunch of dicks

  • Hahahahahahaha that's was skill full

  • the graphics THE FUCKING GRAPHICKs  THER SO FUCKING GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAARGWAWRGRTGHGWWHAA­W (eyes melt!)

  • Perfect ending

  • Who else counted 4 seconds then said 10,000 people died mwahahaha

  • After i seen this vid, gonna start to spam with mortars :D

  • Fucking cry babies... It's a fucking WAR GAME. You don't go to war, see the other side with a huge fucking tank and say "oh, come on, that's not fair". You just fight them, idiot!

  • @joujoucas I agree :D

  • @joujoucas its a fucking game, if it ruins it take the piece of shit out. you want realism go to war this game is not realistic...

  • my left ear enjoyed the intro

  • Mean while in cod.... someone is making a quick scoping montage.

  • oh yea. don't use mortar, don't camping when u are snipier, don't full auto from machineguns when 10 enemies run on you, don't use rpg, don't use enything, just run and be live target. Sorry guys, but everything on this game is for good fun. If you don't like some kind of weapon, kill user like on this video. BTW great knife:)

  • @lesiorek89 It's kinda hard when they are in the zone you cant be in.

  • @Weltriq there are rpg, snipers, other mortars;), hellicopters, jets. Use it:)

  • i think they should make the mortar just like the one in bad company 2, or make the mortar charge slow like REALLY SLOW, like FUCKING FIX IT DICE!!!

  • the only noobs i know are the USAS-12 fraggers.

    btw very entertaining video,i don't usualy lauch during such video's

  • my left ear enjoyed the opening

  • it annoys me that you think people are supposedly ruining the game, when the real person that ruins it is you, because you complain too much. there, i got that off my chest... was a pretty funny video though, so i gave you a thumbs up!!

    P.S. i had to make another comment cause i reached the limit on the other one! LOL

  • i like being in the middle of mortar fire, it adds to the game, make it more hectic and give bf3 its moments. all you guys take things too seriously... just enjoy the game and play it cause whenever someone gets killed, they ALWAYS either blame it on "lag", "cheating" or "spamming"!!! if you get killed, so what, spawn in again, think tactically on how to get the person back. because its not the end of the world if you die in a fricken VIDEO GAME!!!

  • how to get rid of a mortar => use mortar

  • /watch?v=wVWQrCKwM64&feature=r­elated  someone stole this video and didn't give him creds

  • This stuff is brilliant. One more sub for you, my friend.

  • i want the guy mortaring for my team any day

  • did that assault dude have a stroke at the end ?????

  • umm okay ur needed in black ops now i got my 6 killstreak just uhh w8in for u 2 shoot he morters

  • LMFAO at then engineer listening to JB!

  • 1:08 he did the right thing.

  • I LOVE THESE GUYS

  • NO I WANT SPAMM MORTAR :) 

  • Only noobs cry about other people's weapon choice

  • The third kill was acceptable :I

  • At 1:56 he had such a great time killing that russian he had a heart attack by having the most epic jumps.

  • Mortar= Battlefield's noobtube.

  • Its called spam when everyone uses it and everyone else is mad.

    "pls thumbs HURRRRRR if you aGURRRRRRRRRR"

    just shut up and play or get better at staying alive.

  • This is so funny it really made my day thank you.

  • 1:02 just deserves it!

  • Shot guns are worse than mortars.... get over it.

  • great montage !

  • bfbc2 mortar rox!!!

  • Engineer deserved it. He was listening to Justin Beiber

  • then again Mortars are supposed to be spammed in real life also :)

  • lol u should have had the guy get mortar'd at the end when he's running off

  • WILHELM SCREAM 1:15 FTW

  • USAS are for fags who cant shoot for shit..

  • 0:58 justin bieber xD

  • its not mortar spamming if you always hit like he does

  • @denil444 i only mortar spam at grand bazzar...always campers in that alley way

  • @Fallout3boy2077 I only mortar on grand bazaar to kill mortars so i can camp more.

  • the mortar guy look so retarded lol

  • al your vids are FANTASTIC!

  • I agree!!!

  • @cptromero5595 At least you have a chance to kill the guy who's spamming the USAS, just like MAV killing, you can hide far away to kill people that can't physically kill you. I personally find mortars and mav worse then a Auto Shotgun.

  • @GutsLCF Three letters : MAV

  • @ApertureMiku Euh wtf are you on about I wrote MAV.

  • Well... that engineer guy listening to baby deserved to die

  • @MuchDRACO And did you see that assault guy strutting, at 1:27? He got what was coming to him!

  • Mortars wouldn't be such a problem, if they would STOP LETTING PEOPLE PLACE THEM IN SPAWN...That is pure BS.

  • PLS STOP THE USAS SPAM

  • You spelled spamming wrong.

  • Also mortars aren't as strong and it takes some skill to get a direct hit which is the only way you can kill. It's blast radius is cut off by a lot and targets such as other mortars, vehicles, open snipers and M-COMS are the only real threats to an avg user.

  • I have no problem with mortars, they're sitting ducks in the open.

    I do however have a problem with as @bri021 said, the people spamming 12f USAS 12 spam. It needs a nerf.

  • the blast radius needs to be slightly larger

  • thats like asking to stop using bullets for your gun .. thats what motars are for bud.. its battlefield not call of duty unless you can make a vid on how you think to propely use a motar

  • Mortars aren;t even that bad tbh. I just hate the usas frag rounds & the input lag, fix that crap & BF3 is possibly the best game ever

  • @XKnifingNinjaX i know

  • @XKnifingNinjaX FUCK YOU, USAS FRAGGER SCUM

  • i'm kool with mortors... i'm really tired of the usas frag shotgun its like u dont even really have 2 aim with the damn thing and u can kill someone (-_-)

  • I personally think that the mortar is ok the way it is. It has a short blast distance, it can't get too far and it doesn't kill you with one hit so it's perfect for making the campers surrounding an MCOM station or that sniper who hasn't moved from the same spot through out the whole game run for cover and giving and opening for your squad/team. But it isn't used this way since some players only sit on their spawn spamming them until the end of the match, only getting 5 kills. Just saying :P

  • I had 1 player last night moaning like a bitch because i took him out with the rpg while he was behind a wall. Seriously wtf am i meant to do? Just let my entire team get spawn cammped by a guy hiding behind a wall.

  • Thumbs up, nice work and funny :D

  • Funny vid lol

  • @bri0n21 Its the same with any shot gun with frag rounds

  • wait what..? motar spamming? but that's how your supposed to use it? how else? O.O

  • @Gamatech123 your not supposed to use it at all ;P

  • @TheMrRazor88 yh i get it now thx :p :) i still think it's kinda stupid though

  • @Gamatech123 lol XD

  • @Gamatech123 HE MEANS DON'T USE IT AT ALL.... OR YOU ARE A NOOB!

  • @dragonxanimation WRITING IN CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL BRO! KEEP ON CRUISING! IT MAKES YOU SO BADASS! AND MAKES EVERYTHING YOU WRITE SERIOUS AND REAL!

  • @PAINmedia SOOOO TRUE ! COOL STORY BRO!

  • @dragonxanimation OMGOMGOMG! FINALLY SOMEONE THAT UNDERSTANDS MY FEELING! <33 I <333 YOU!!!

  • @dragonxanimation i unlocked everything for the jet and got the service star by rank 13- not exactly a noob. AND we study this stuff in college 3 days a week so i know almost everything u can bout this game that isn't classified by DICE, both inside and out.

  • @Gamatech123 you are clueless... noob-someone who uses overpowered weapons in order to get kills. it doesn't mean new..

  • @dragonxanimation meh- i thought it was derived from the word "newbie" hence the phonetic "noob-E" or "noob". hahaha XD lol

  • @Gamatech123 you're not supposed to use the damn mortar! neither USAS/SAIGA or M320

  • @swinkie1337 that's what i'm askin.. why not? if it's there then ur obviously supposed to use it o.O

  • Haha! love it! and yes lets stop this abuse of mortars ^^

  • and for just £2 a month you can help make a difference to this cause

  • Music is superb and I love the end of this vid... cracks me up everytime...

  • I like my mortars

  • omg fuckn awesome keep doing shit like this xD

  • OMG ROCKET BOYS!!!! <33

  • and btw, 0:44 c4 explosion.

  • your intro is wayyyyyyy to long.

  • 1:00 - 1:15 made me lol so hard!

  • 1:09

    He was listening Justin bieber.

    He deserved to die.

  • F2000 is owerpowered!

  • Mortars are weak enough as it is.

  • the engineer at 1 min onwards, deserved to die

  • quit your bitchin. if you dont like it, fuck off and go play cod where all the guns are the same. sure the usas can get annoying, but i dont just sit and whine. go out and kill the fuckers! ITS NOT UNFAIR IF YOU CAN USE THE GUN TOO. i like to think about how awesome shootin people in the face with a full-auto frag-shooting shotgun is, not whining when it happens to me.

  • @MikeyB3815 Though mortar-spammers that hide in their deployment is pretty stupid, they are supporting their team. sort of.

  • make a PSA about the fucking USAS fucking noobs at least you have to get 2 kills with the mortar for the assignment so i say let the mortars slide...

  • On the road again going places where i have never been !!!!

  • the music is just too funny XDXD

  • At 1:00 i was gonna say man some one finally killed that singer girl..... i mean boy..... o shit what is it ??

  • So if its killing allot of enemy players cause of mortar spamming, doesn't that mean its pretty much useful?

  • M320 and nades on Op Metro Subway...

  • So. Mortar noob took out: Useless Support shooting at. . . a wall. Useless sniper shooting at. . . nothing. Useless engineer repairing a. . . tanker trailer.

    Noobs killing noobs. I see no problem in this.

  • @Malcrosternus Jesus anything effective and you people call someone a noob. Except the USAS-12, that's a noob weapon.

  • @Hamptoncltn

    No, he's a noob for staying in one place, waiting for someone to shove a well-deserved knife into his neck. A smart mortar support pops a few, moves, pops some more, and moves again. I can't tell you how many times I've picked off a mortar asshole that just fires away in his spawn zone.

  • @Malcrosternus So you call someone who stays in an AA gun and shoots down planes and heli's a noob?

  • @Hamptoncltn

    Do they actually shoot down heli's and jets, or just shoot at them out of range until their cannons stop to reload and cool? I find it strange you're defending the mortar noob, when using it effectively is so much more rewarding.

  • @Malcrosternus From the ways i've used an AA gun, yep. I've shot down heli's and Jets. Also, I'm not defending the mortar noob. I'm just stating everytime someone uses something effective people complain about it.

  • ahahahaha at 0:51 his face:

    D;

  • If you're trying to repair a highly explosive tanker truck, you deserve to get mortared in the face. The reason people hate mortars is because they're anti-camper weapons.

  • why isnt this shit on machinima channel.

    and they really must nerf the frag.

  • That is so true and annoying! I hate when they spam that and i can't do anything

  • I only start spamming the mortar if I realize the enemy team has no counter at all. They can blame themselves at that point. Crying is not going to cut it ;)

  • he wasent a noob he was great with the mortar every shot a kill what a guy

  • I hardly ever get killed by mortars. Mainly because I don't go in a predictable pattern and I don't stay in one place for very long. When I do it's usually because I'm already low on health and some one got lucky.

  • Isn't this the point of a Mortar?

  • @The89Mike to bomb rush

  • and the engeneer deserved it

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  • never again will i use a mortar just because of Willie Nelson

  • Love the Grindhouse intro!

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  • Ironically enough, the best way to get kills with the mortar is by taking out other mortar users.

  • @MGS4fan117 Thank you! It's the easiest way to torture a user out of it!

  • @MGS4fan117 Hell no. Take out tanks with it and drop rounds into alleys.

  • @MGS4fan117 yep. i agree sir

  • @MGS4fan117 How is that... ironic?

  • This was pretty funny

  • Give some credit to the MAV recon dude who helped him spot those soldiers. :D

  • That hilarious, great video

  • *spamming

    

  • lets not forget when the attacking team arms the charge they spam the fuck out of the M-Com station until it blows up.

  • I like the mortar, its very useful for taking out mortar spammers.

  • Are u kidding me? It takes so long to get A kill with mortars

  • this was awesome nice job

  • I used the mortar for a total of two kills (for the unlock only) and it took absolutely forever I hate trying to use the mortar

  • Dude, stop the 12g frag USAS 12 spam before working on the mortars.

    

  • @bri0n21 i hate that, all i see are explosions and light before i die, it's retarded

  • @bri0n21 my top weapon is the USAS 12 with 8 service stars...suck it bro stop crying its not over powered thats how it is in real life and btw they already nerfed it once already i doubt they will do it again

  • @junierinrunescape Well, I'm not crying my friend. I'm merely saying what everyone is thinking. It isn't fun to get killed by USAS frag spam. Your argument about "how it is in real life" reminds me of the Beta forum arguments; just because something is realistic in this game doesn't mean it's fun. Getting killed by a mortar, a sniper rifle, a gun with a laser or flashlight, or 7 miniature grenades fired from an auto shotty may be realistic, but again, isn't fun. And I won't "suck it bro".

  • @bri0n21

    stop M320 spam first

  • @bri0n21

    Agree 100% on that one.

  • anyone notice the engineer was listening to justin beber lulz...?

  • hey why everyone hate on mortars just cause you aint good at using it don't hate

  • serves that engineer right for listening to justin beiber

  • Last guy 100% should have gotten mortared

  • Lol, look at the Engineers eyes when the blowtorch is lowered.

    "Hmmmmm, must be nothing"

  • Great vid. love what you did with the music. I'd watch longer films like this one.

  • never got a kill with the mortar or the jet

  • @Foxman955 i get shot down, or i crash it lool

  • I hate mortar monkeys.

    And snipers. And people that use the USAS-12.

    Hell I hate everything that shoots.

  • @adamXatomic so you want bf3 with only knives? interesting concept, it actually sounds like it would be a fun server