Jeff Dunham and Achmed
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  • -So Akmed-

    -No no is ARRmed

    -Thats what i said.

    -no you say Akmed, is ARRmed.... RRR R RRRR RRRR - SILENCE!! I'LL KILL YOU!

    vanessaalves94 2 weeks ago in playlist Mais vídeos de baddudenorris

  • STOP TUCHING ME!

    

    MrScopezY 1 month ago

  • GOD DAMIT SILENCE I KILL YOU HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR NAME WHAT

    MrScopezY 1 month ago

  • WERES MY 72 VIRGINS

    MrPaniagua49 1 month ago in playlist comedy

  • A C PHLEGM ...

    Jun123 11 months ago

  • 22 people were killed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    antonioiniguez44 1 year ago

  • "Is that Walter"

    "yeah"

    "He scares the shit out of me"

    LOL

    fatmanrickey10020 1 year ago

  • STOP TOUCHING ME!....I KILLL YOUU!

    fatmanrickey10020 1 year ago 3

  • "What the hell happened to my feet. Son of a bitch!

    fatmanrickey10020 1 year ago

  • @mzlewie rofl means rolling on the floor laughing.

    jennyhavinsw 1 year ago

  • SILENCE!! I KILL YOU!!

    SuperNintendoGameboy 1 year ago 2

  • wat does ROFL mean ??????????

    Mzlewie 1 year ago

  • @Mzlewie rolling on floor laughing

    Aernox97 1 year ago

  • That is hell funny! SCILENCE!! I KILL YOU!!!

    MsTruthseeker1 1 year ago

  • SILENC!!! I KILL U !!

    pwned130 1 year ago

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    krazydog122 1 year ago

  • Don't mistake me for a troll but I just honestly dont find this funny at all. I mean Jeff Dunham is really talented I just don't see why people find this funny. George Carlin now thats funny shit

    kevinhxc441 1 year ago

  • THE BEST!!!!! "No its achhhhhmed achhhhh chhhhh chhchhgghghhh! A C FLEMCHHHHHH!!!" FREAKING HILARIOUS!

    TIMPY1997 1 year ago

  • silence... i kiyyyy you

    mattsaccount12 1 year ago

  • 21 people are terrorists.

    pokeguitarist 1 year ago

  • 21 people dont have sense of humor.................and killing

    911socool 1 year ago

  • HAHAAHA I LOVE WHEN ACHMEDS FEET FALL THEN JEFF TRIES FIXING THEM AND THEN ACHMED LIKE LOOKS DOWN AT HIS FEET AND JEFFS HAND LIKE WTF?

    tigergirl562 1 year ago

  • Lol the funniest part was, Holy crap what happened to my feet!! LOL

    emokitty890 1 year ago

  • Stop Touching Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­ee!!!!

    super0393 1 year ago

  • @super0393

    i kill youuuuuuuu

    ItachiHero 1 year ago

  • @ItachiHero i'm already dead...

    super0393 1 year ago

  • funny

    MrJccast97 1 year ago

  • SILENCE!! I KILL YOU!!!!

    asdfghjklzxcvbnm10 1 year ago

  • silence i kkkkiiilll yyyyyooouuuu!!!!!!!!!!

    Yashaboy117 2 years ago

  • are you scared?

    No

    aha! and now?

    not really, no

    hahaaa!! and now?

    no.

    Goddamnit!

    *laughing*

    oh oh i mean ala damnit xD

    hakiralolandcutedawn 2 years ago

  • i love watching jeff and all his charactures.achmed is one of my favorites,silence,I keel you is so funny i can never get enough of it.thanks for the laughs i really needed it

    mrslovechild3 2 years ago

  • allahdammit lol

    chisoxnbears 2 years ago

  • is a flesh wound.lol

    taylorrae808 2 years ago

  • SILENCE! I KILL U!!!!

    Changewaterkid 2 years ago

  • look up rave girl lyris

    it good song

    Puddingpuffin 2 years ago

  • What the hell happened to my feet!? XD

    freekjuh123 2 years ago

  • are you scared?

    No

    aha! and now?

    not really, no

    hahaaa!! and now?

    no.

    Goddamnit! XD

    freekjuh123 2 years ago

  • hahahahaha "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!" hahaha

    natashama90 2 years ago 2

  • WALTER SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF ME

    LOL

    crissybabe21 2 years ago 5

  • i never get tired of watchin this!!!

    dotsrock27 2 years ago 27

  • i like the way he said son of a bitch at 3:21

    he did the splits at 3:25

    imcrazee101 2 years ago 8

  • 3:14 is HILARIOUS!!!! That part cracked me up!!!!

    imcrazee101 2 years ago 5

  • God, i just love this. Makes me crack up every time. Thanks Great way to get out of a bad mood

    Deniseg67 2 years ago 9

  • 4:28 is hilarious!!

    fuzzypeach9329 2 years ago 3

  • Achmed: SILENCE! I kill you

    I love that line.

    devilchic173 2 years ago 3

  • it must be really hard to do the eye's and eyebrows on achmed

    JJismyman 2 years ago

  • oh lets see uuh a...c...flem....

    funny stuff man! funny stuff

    bookworm5621 2 years ago 7

  • 2:35 is hilarious!!!

    JonasBros651 2 years ago 2

  • no! shut it because your dead wrong even jeff dunham spelled it achmed on his channel! (pwn)

    gamerchao 2 years ago 2

  • hahahaa i so like Jeff Dunham in those shows... He is so funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant stop laughing xP

    CarlosResidentEvil 2 years ago 2

  • Omg this is fucken funny

    Edwardsgirlfriend222 2 years ago

  • 'so what kind of a terroist are you achmed?'

    'a terrifying....terrorist!'

    lol! XD

    LMAO

    alalia111215 2 years ago 2

  • 'wel, it says on my ass im made in china'

    ' you aint got an ass u ideot!'

    'HOLY CRAP!'

    alalia111215 2 years ago

  • I kill you !! Thet´s good

    60336886 2 years ago 9

  • Silence I keel you!

    weirdbunchofkids 2 years ago 6

  • Silence I kill you!!!!!!!!!!!

    jameshetfield93 2 years ago 6

  • I love the part from 1:14 to 1:41

    10dilpickle 2 years ago 8

  • "Holy crap I am in the air!"

    Don't woryy-this thing is stuck-we'll fix it"

    "Okay I will not move my ass"

    "You idiot you don't have an ass!"

    and:

    "Huh?Arrrrrrrrrrrgh,and now."

    "No not really"

    "Damn it-*crowd laughs*-Oh,huh I mean ala-damn it" rofffffffffffl

    Aceinthe1 2 years ago 33

  • "Are you my virgins? I hope not!"

    "Why?"

    "There's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there. If this is paradise, I've been screwed!"

    "Well did they say it would be only female virgins?"

    "Holy crap!"

    DaniBby93 2 years ago 11

  • "well lets see, a-c-flem" lol

    MicroPagz 2 years ago 5

  • i will not move my ass

    YOU IDIOT, YOU DON'T HAVE AN ASS lol

    pepperonipizza521 2 years ago 6

  • ''Scilence!! I kill you!''lol

    cwyomama118 2 years ago

  • ROTFL

    mizshuman 3 years ago

  • Silence! I kill you! LMAO!

    YuriShibuya99 3 years ago

  • 1:40 uve gotta watch this part hilarious!

    ip0o0nu2vids 3 years ago

  • Silence! I KILL YOU!! THat is soo frecking Funny!!!!

    avengergirl666 3 years ago

  • i dont have to follow those damn steps, i timed myself i could hold my breath for 50 seconds, i coudl do those 4 steps in 5.

    thelogicalperspectiv 2 years ago

  • First try to know about any1 religion then blam them, in Islam sucide is ban even killin others is ban. who belives on Allah and his religion Islam can't do this coz Allah say's m the one who giving and taking away lives. any one doing sucide will never b blessed.

    hut4hot 3 years ago

  • achmed silence or i kill you lmfao this is legend

    eggyoke09 3 years ago 2

  • this is fucking funny

    lawlzrussellll 3 years ago 2

  • THat is so fucking funny!

    Jo230594 3 years ago 3

  • Silence! I KILL YOU!! XD

    kOOlLoSeR8 3 years ago 2

  • Helo!! I'm Lindsay Lohan. :D

    DroidZzz 3 years ago

  • blah blah blah

    bookcrazy99 3 years ago

  • i see a a c glemg mhahaha :)

    roman7788 3 years ago

  • meh...this isnt as good as my friends said.

    alphatotheomega7 3 years ago

  • no,no iz ACHHHMED u said ukmed it's ACHMED CHCHCHCHCHCH

    amber2971 3 years ago 4

  • ackkkmed is so much better than walter lol :P well done 5/5

    Tehtalentz 3 years ago

  • WAIT A MINUTE WUT THE HELL WAIT A MINUTE WUT R U DOING STOP IT WUT R U DOING WAIT A MINUTE ! STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol funny shit

    kwachner227 3 years ago 2

  • r u scared. no "rawr" how about now no "RAWRRR" how about no NO. GOD DAMN ITLMAO

    VampireDevan14 3 years ago

  • please do not put me back into the same suitcase! why? He has gas!

    SpinnTehWheel 3 years ago

  • i luv the feet bit : STOP TOUCHING MEEEE lol

    ryanatwoodlover101 3 years ago 6

  • A terrifying... terrorist

    Silence! I kill you! (in high voice)

    sandknite 3 years ago 6

  • it's not I kill you it's I KEEL YOU! XD

    SpinnTehWheel 3 years ago

  • i kill you!

    missunderstood16077 3 years ago 5

  • WOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    gamer038 3 years ago 2

  • Your all bones...

    Its a flesh wound

    LOL! pure genius ^^

    zamonia74 3 years ago 5

  • Paradise of Terrorist = Terordise ROFLOL

    kyrden11111 3 years ago

  • lol!! what happened to my feet?! Son Of a bitch! what the hell happened to my feet?!?

    connectho 3 years ago 6

  • omg

    This is so funny

    metallicaZX 3 years ago 8

  • omg im crying this shit is so damn funny

    hayleysheridanhommie 3 years ago 7

  • *Roar* How 'bout now?

    Not really, no.

    God damnit... Oh, I mean, ALLAH damnit.

    ROFLOL

    Blackwargreywomon 3 years ago 7

  • how come this videos got 200,000 views but part 2 has got over 7,000,000?

    Cozmicfrog 3 years ago 6

  • Youtube main page video recommendations

    Kth77 3 years ago

  • lmfao this is funny

    darrylb1614 3 years ago 5

  • *silence i kill you* lol funny

    jazzy1221993 3 years ago 12

  • silence!!!....

    i kill you ...

    *stare*

    *stare*

    hahaha this is soo funny

    what the hell happened to my feet

    sunofa..... hahaha lol omg

    really funny...xDDDD

    OATMEALFOSHIZZLE24 3 years ago 8

  • WTF IS UR PROBLEM.. THERE ARE LIKE HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WHO FUCKEN REPEAT THE VIDEO..AND UR FUCKEN TELLING ME WHATEVER...:o

    OATMEALFOSHIZZLE24 3 years ago

  • Are you scared?

    no.

    rawrrr.

    fwkomets71 3 years ago 4

  • wow sounds like he was kicked in the nuts at 2:37 but achmed is dead so kinda have to wonder.

    154itachiuchiha 3 years ago 3

  • walters part is the funniest

    wassum790 3 years ago 4

  • sit still

    ok i wont move my ass

    walter-you idiot you dont have an ass

    lmao

    Mikoyo15 3 years ago 6

  • "god dammit...oh, i.i mean allah dammit" XDDD hilarious!!!

    jehuhippi 3 years ago

  • It came on last night u guys missed it

    robloxteam1 3 years ago

  • heeeellooooo im am lindsay lohan

    DETRules1211 3 years ago 4

  • What the hell happened to my Feet??!!!?? silence "i kill you" this is hollarius

    KAULITZTWINSLUVR1 3 years ago 4

  • how do u spell??

    uuuhhh a...c..flemch

    jaderoozenbom10 3 years ago 7

  • HEEELOOO I am Linday Lohan!

    xDDDDDDDD

    satansheep1990 3 years ago 7

  • GET WALTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (please?)

    kalee96 3 years ago

  • i love this little guy

    Memegan325798 3 years ago 4

  • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    miner96 3 years ago

  • haha, it ended with "I told a Joke!"

    SaoMir1 3 years ago 2

  • Allahdamnit lol

    LingTong94 3 years ago 4

  • silince i kill you that is hollarius

    bassboy1516 3 years ago 2

  • What the hell happened to my Feet??!!!??

    bullpuky 3 years ago

  • Stop touching me ! I KILL YOU! AHH SON OF A BITCH

    JohnCenaSTFU52 3 years ago 6

  • SCILENCE!! I KEEL U!! lol! im am a terist. a TERRIFING terist! lol! i love Achmed!

    sexybunz22 3 years ago

  • terrorist

    musicms68 3 years ago

  • i love bush... oh, u mean the president?

    yetojesse 3 years ago

  • SILENCE I KILL YOU!!!!

    uhh a-c-flem

    haha i love achmed!! [:

    bookxworm324 3 years ago 2

  • he's a terrorist... a terrorfieing terrorist

    yetojesse 3 years ago 2

  • haha oh yea! [:

    bookxworm324 3 years ago 3

  • this guy is my favorite!! go achmed!!!

    phantomfan15 3 years ago 3

  • same here hehehe

    ocarinalover22 3 years ago 3

  • how do you spell your naem? oh A.M. Phlem

    Nefariousgrl3 3 years ago 3

  • STOP TOUCHING ME! I KILL YOU!!

    daran1994 3 years ago 3

  • SILENCE!!!!! i KILL you

    dethica 3 years ago 3

  • god dammit

    *lol*

    oh oh i mean allah dammit

    *lol*

    silence! i keel you!

    sasukeonmymind 3 years ago 5

  • SON OF THE BITCH WAT THE HELL lol funny

    speedwing20 3 years ago 5

  • omfg this is realy funny shit dude love it

    pyjama519 3 years ago 5

  • jeff dumhum is so funny

    snosterbla 3 years ago 5

  • rarr you scared

    not really no

    Raawk and now

    not really no

    god danmit!!

    healpme101 3 years ago 3

  • no u mean allah dammit :D

    vundam 3 years ago

  • nice video:)

    khanomi15 3 years ago

  • laugh my self out and fall out my chair.

    Silence i kill you!!!

    funny shit.

    themikex100 3 years ago 3

  • rarr you scared

    not really no

    Raawk and now

    not really no

    god danmit!!

    HILARIOUS

    HayUhhLee543 3 years ago

  • alli damnit

    Tancave08 3 years ago

  • I KILL YOU TOO lol i love his

    fuzzywuzzy1995 3 years ago

  • STOP TOUCHING MEEE!!!!! i kill you!!!

    wilke1994 3 years ago

  • god damit o o i mean ala damit lol hahah

    halowiz99 3 years ago

  • SILENCE......i kill u.... lmao

    LilEmo003 3 years ago

  • Funny

    y like it

    BloodyOasis 3 years ago

  • when he says achmed it sounds like he's hawking a loogie

    cod4rulz 3 years ago

  • A...C Phlegm hehehehe

    But your bone.... its a flesh wound

    Rugbyplayer44 3 years ago 3

  • silence i kill you!!

    love it

    BroganKaulitz 3 years ago 3

  • I pissed my self laughing cos of this

    Eilz96 3 years ago 3

  • "God dammit! OH.. oh I mean Alah dammit..."

    ARR618 3 years ago

  • not 72 vigins. 72 virginians you asshole!

    thagreatzadenko 3 years ago

  • Thats The Joke Dumbass.

    xFluorescentNinjax 3 years ago

  • "how do you spell it?"

    "what?"

    "how do you spell your name?"

    systemofadownchild 3 years ago

  • Pure exalance...

    systemofadownchild 3 years ago

  • omg i love this guy

    fangs666666 3 years ago 2

  • SILENCE ! I KILL YOU!

    kuakua12 3 years ago 3

  • fuck you pig

    THEGHOSTOFKM 3 years ago

  • wait i can have clay akien

    zwinkypinky 3 years ago

  • ELLO i am LINDSEY LOHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

    DETRules1211 3 years ago

  • What the hell happened to my feet?!? Son of a bitch, what the hell? What are you doing? STOP TOUCHING ME! I KILLL YOUUU

    redangel95 3 years ago

  • i kill you

    sarahlover4ever 3 years ago

  • lol,

    Jeff:How do you spell your name.

    Achmed:Uh, lets see a,c,flem.

    Auidience laughs

    Achmed:Silence, I kill you

    GRIFMAN555 3 years ago

  • silence. i kill you!!

    salazarsbodyguard 3 years ago