MGU2 - 9 - ~sigh~

[DarknessGuard]

annoying but I guess this shall serve as kind of a preparation for later levels...

[DarknessPhx]

"Everything together is just too much. Too much... Oy... At the end I still had fun. It felt good when I ended, that downward shaft was stressful, but it turned to the good kind of stressful"

Wait, what?

[Sephiko]

1:10 nice genericaw song/ self reference

[mathrules77]

what happened to the mulagens?! WHY DID THEY DIE???

[crackaasscracka]

raocow.

it's called rewind.

you don't have to deal with bullshit glitches.

also,

raocow.

they're called save states.

you don't have to deal with a massive level when you have shit to do.

I literally hate you sometimes.

[Tacoradical]

@crackaasscracka What the hell...he believes that figuring out the level is part of the experience. Yeah, bullshit glitches, but they're uncommon, and hating Raocow just because he decides not to be a cheap-ass is bullshit in itself. So you know what?

Practice safe sex, and go fuck yourself. >:(

[CarneySpawn]

srs raocow is a silent raocow

[baval5]

This level should have been split in two, it really seemed like two levels and it made it go on way to long. i skipped forward through the second part on the video, so i can only imagine what it must have been like playing it. Well done raocow, id have savestated for sure.

[Vulcapyro]

Oh my god. Major props to you for getting all the way through this. This is a whole other kind of evil. Not just random inanities plopped out by a SMWC newbie, this is the kind of evil that incorporates high difficulty with good level design and just a twinge of concentrated malice. Welcome to MGU I suppose, but good job.

[Truevectorfan]

Dude you have crazy huge patience. Subbed just for that.

[Piesonscreations]

Tick makes a cameo appearence for no aparent reason! XD

Raocow laughs out of the madness of the last level :P

Great segment! :D

[octagonoid]

By now it should be pretty clear why this is called Mario Gives Up. Your patience is admirable.

[octagonoid]

Oh no, it's Eversion?

THEY ARE WAITING

[Phandiw]

First half of that second level was cool, if long, but that second half was incompetently designed bullshit.

"Can't see shit, captain, fucking thwimps.

Can't tell what I can stand on, everything looks the same including the stuff at the top of the things that stop me from seeing shit"

*shrugs* Can't win 'em all, mang.

[Towlie939]

Raocow, you handle the length of this really well. However, I really think in the case of a game glitch, you should rewind. It would save us both some pain.

[ScarfDogg]

Eversion!

[CDversion7]

"Ol' McDonald won't shut up about his farm"

I don't know why, but i lost my shit when he said that.

[shawnphase]

very endgamey, geesh.

[ZaazaaTFM]

17:05 is the exact sound of defeat.

[FuchsKamer]

I'm sorry mr. Raocow, but I laughed at 16.50 ->. I feel bad now :c

[Shard1697]

That first stage was really nice.

[rundrop444]

WOW That was The 2nd Worst Mario Level Ive Ever Seen You Play The Firs Is The Forest One On The Moving Platforms From The 9th Door Contest

[AntLionAlpha]

I applaud you for using the word "shan't" Keep that legend going!

[bcarri2014]

10:23 - I was expecting a really loud scream

17:07 - It looks like he got flung to Mario Hell.

.

[Evergod41]

Just be glad you figured out the 'secret' end before you finished the real one.

[jeran42]

raocow is a muggle!

[SkandranonOwens]

for the love of shazbot use save states again please?

[guilphire]

Anyone else notice raocow's been quoting himself from generic caw's remixes? c:

[thejohnman109]

17:04 that's some glitchtastic stuffs there

[InuxKag123]

Your laugh is adorable, just saying<3

[CPCGamer]

You know something? I was half expecting a message block at the end of the secret path saying "Haw haw haw you played through that for this crappy message box" because dickish meta-anti-humour is hilarious, right? No.

[TheMelnTeam]

times like 17:05 I think you can just rewind, to be fair. Glitches that = death aren't good design (by nintendo) and weren't intended (by the guy who made this) most likely.

[LeonAlaste]

WhooOOOOAAAAAHHHHH.

[AtlanticSpamHammer]

17:05 - Mario gives up.

[1a2b3c4d5e2427]

"I'll race all over the place and when I find your face I'm gonna smicki smack slippi slap!" Damn you Brentalfloss! I can never hear a NES tune without singing your lyrics!

[TheWildSeraph]

*Looks at description, sees that two levels are being played today*

*Watches video*

*Sees that twenty minutes are left after Alternate Universe! is completed*

"Oh, crap... It's one of THOSE levels."

[FMagl]

GenericCAW references are always nice. I desire a reference to a remix of a reference to a remix.

The second level wasn't quite as tenacious as you. It did not reckon on raocow.

Also, regarding wizardry: magic kind of sucks anyway. Nobody mess with magic, unless it's Magic: The Gathering, in which case mess with Magic at your own discretion.

[DarklingKitty]

Alternate Universe is actually a pretty good place to farm lives. That one switch with a koopa/dry bones right under it, if you jump on the enemy and hit the switch, when the switch changes the enemy type it also resets its "knocked down" status, so you just keep bouncin'. =D

[mizcs]

no raogasm:(

[wiimoterevcon]

Oh man, this hack's difficulty is just insane. Even in the beginning worlds it's difficult. Too much man, especially this marathon castle level.

[StarkMaximum]

3:51 - Scarlet Raocow causes the majority of beings with magic-based superpowers to lose them in M-Day 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Also, the end part after the autoscrolling is pretty much just one final desperate attempt to kill you and make you redo the part before it. It always feels really spiteful when hackers do that.

[choupetto85]

Raocow : Mange d'la criss de marde.

Rewind button : Use me !

[nHalbleiter]

That second level's beginning somehow gave me TSRP2 vibes (episode 17 for those of you who want to look it up). Am I the only one thinking that?

[pholtos]

Geez. That level felt like a marathon. Wow.

[GoroWannabe]

Raocow you're an amazing person. I have ZERO tolerance for long levels. It's dumb and stupid and just not worth the effort. The moment I realize a level is too long I just put a dang save state and treat it as the end of the dang level.

[choupetto85]

25 minutes i'm so happy

[walljumping13]

16:55 And this time...you go through...

*Goes through the ground*

NOOOooooo*

[AGrayPhantom]

@walljumping13 I would not have faulted him for rewinding.

[payableondeath7]

The Hellish in Hellish Shortcut is to describe where it is, not it's difficulty. You are practicing necromancy, after all. I think you should be more upset over the easiest secret exits ever.

[pitapatpaxton2]

i remember watching seamus play this hack and the whole time i was watching him i couldn't help but wish that i was watching rao play it instead.

[bensons999]

@raocow

If you aren't recording yourself playing a game, do you usually still prefer to play in short bursts, or do you then have big marathon sessions?

[AnimaVex]

This puts that shortcut into context~

[marcusdranz]

That first level reminds me of Eversion.

[TheSonicGod]

A very unique Mario Bros. hash, but there's so much screen chaos...

[SuperJeenius]

17:06 - I literally jumped out of my seat in shock. o.0!

[McCargot]

17:04 I shoudln't have laughed. I feel bad... :(

[SupahtheTubemon]

Ohhay, that's the Super Castlevania IV version of Bloody Tears. Neato. That's probably the best version of it ever.

[SonicShadowPSF]

"But this time... You go through."

Through indeed. Through the floor.

[MrXman49O]

It's already around 0 degrees up there and it's only November? I shudder to know what a Canadian winter is like these days.

[PlaguedByCats]

@MrXman49O

Based on the way he wrote "The snow will melt once the temperature hits 7 degrees" or something like that one video ago, it's safe to say he's listing the temperature in celsius

[MrXman49O]

@PlaguedByCats Oh, right. I forgot about the metric system. It's such a pity that I've confused myself in this way.

[TeamRAR]

@MrXman49O 0 C = 32 F, which honestly isn't bad at all. It has actually been sort of a mild November.

[FierceDeityKirby]

Cat Planet

[TimeTravelerSA]

Dark World Koopa Troopa, what was your relationship with Rita?

[posthumanfetus]

@TimeTravelerSA Heey, ya missed pal

[Kstylero7]

17:04 i wanna give you a hug bro...

[Cythrin]

So...you kinda sorta think that level was a bit much?

[Nanospark5]

17:04 I would have called a mulligan there...that's just me, though...

[WayoshiM]

I loved the castle level, but it felt like endgame difficulty. That 4-block glitch didn't help matters.

[kurzfilm]

17:04 laughed so hard sorry raocow but so funny <;

[Cha1r]

17:07

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[StanWorship]

anyone else get chills when raocow said "dark world"?

[SilvaRymes]

@StanWorship Hey, ya missed, pal.

[bitesh]

I wonder if he could have made that a red lvl, have an exit for each alternative...

[shaman666]

good thing you're not going for mario coins huh

[Niryumi]

17:10 I would have used a demo there.

[VazaLemmA]

That castle fits world 8-3, not 3-8 or whatever.

[jeremystery]

those levels were awesome.

[trazac]

Raocow is a stronger man than I.

[drkraid]

16:30 what was in the yellow block raocow HNNG

[Erthshade]

I don't like rigamarolls, they're always stale.

[kimonji]

The last 5 mins had me lmfao so hard

[Jolpengammler]

17:04 was a glitch. Glitch deaths should get rewinded. They do NOT COUNT!!!

[SpidermanInfinite]

@Jolpengammler

I agree. Glitches are equivalent to the game cheating you. It's only fair that you can cheat back to even things out. Only completely anal people would mind you rewinding from a death like that.

[666OrWhat]

The level would have been a good one if it stopped at the midpoint.

[Gimmeanewuser]

Someone needs to make a 'Press in dire situations' button with raocow's NO! It'd be epic.

[MetalShadow2k4]

I don't think anyone would have held it against you if you just got fed up and ended up saving the autoscrolling section for tomorrow's video, raocow, but kudos to you for perservering and finishing the whole level anyway.

[Shikonneko]

I don't know if I just noticed it but ... are the goalpost points just flat out reduced? Inverted? Did that get explained already?

[aJazzyFeel]

@Shikonneko haven't checked the comments at all, but in the video rao said they're just randomized so yeah

[Ziiiv]

The cape glide effect seems a lot weaker in this game.

[Absence0fFaith]

It's obvious he could of re-winded there but we all know that he wouldn't do that unless it was like super duper unreasonably crazy... and even then he'd reconsider it until he lost all nerve... This doesn't sound very healthy mentally yes but... I dunno. It's pretty badass atleast and I respect it.... Props to you, Mr. cow.

[UltimaXG2]

Hi, I'm Raocow, and when I'm playing badly, I'm still playing better than you.

[ShadwSonic]

@UltimaXG2 Either that or I repeatedly underestimate my skills.

[RonnieSams]

whoooooaaaaaa Kelsey Grammerrrr whoooooaaaaa

[windguardien]

25 minute video? Only two levels? OOOOOHH BOY

[ISwearIAmNot18]

Oh god, it's Eversion!

[shanara99]

"... but this time, you go thru" *Goes thru the floor*

Hell yeah, you can now invoke glitches on command! That's a new level for you, Raocow

[RetroTM]

Holy shit that's a neat ass gimmick!

[iherdyueleikmudkipz]

"Videogames? There aint no such thing"

Ladies and gentlemen, raocow owns a playstation 3.

[generixcorporation]

Hey, it's like we're playing Eversion.

[fireluigi12]

17:04 come on, you could've used rewinds there!

[SpawnofHastur]

The universe hates cowrao.

[Raindropdry]

21:05 - 21:13 Description of Touhou in Lunatic difficulty

[Blitzfoofoo]

@Raindropdry More like DoDonPachi Resurrection... on normal difficulty... and that's just the first loop.

[Youkudotcom]

@Blitzfoofoo Both games are really easy. Get back to me when you try Image Fight. :V

[Airazor]

The first thing I thought when I saw those numbered doors was that one ghost house in that other hack with that "The Ring" well thing and where raocow eventually spoke a ton of French in. How fitting how it ended in that well-like shaft.

[Nagoragama]

Man you should have rewound there. I know you are against using tools here, but the game bugged out, I know I wouldn't have held it against you if you did.

[ltsMeSB]

It also doesn't help that the scrolling segment pretty much bludgeons you over the head with its music. Could those synth steel drums possibly be any louder?

[Fawriel]

Yeah, the autoscrolling section was horrible. At least the very final part. That was like playing a tough platformer in the dark, feeling around for where you're supposed to go.

I was pretty pleased with the beginning of the level, though. I mean, the first part with the smashers and the fire was hellish, but the good part is that it was at the very beginning. What came afterwards was highly stressful because you didn't want to have to repeat that bit, but not nearly as tough. A nice curve.

[UnclePutte]

That level... oh god... IT BEGINS.

[StrawberryIcypop]

17:04

i think nobody would've cared if you used tools there raocow :P

[t0kes42o]

@StrawberryIcypop cowrao doesn't seem to rewind even when he gets screwed by glitches like that, that honestly surprises me but i noticed that a long time ago

[IrrationalExperience]

@StrawberryIcypop Hey, he said he was gonna go through.

[Worenx]

@StrawberryIcypop

I agree, I think it's fair to call a mulligan when a glitch forces you through the floor! xD

[GMPH]

17:10

Federally mandated once per video screw up right near the exit.

[pascontentpascontent]

Haha, at 21:25 i was honeestly expecting "THIS IS UNREASONABLE LOOK HOW LONG THIS FREAKING THING IS!"

[LaZodiac]

He said other people.

[GGORRO]

@LaZodiac it was a friendship is magic reference but i fucked it up.....shit

[06cloud]

lol... macroeconomics, you say?

and magic... friendship is magic! *killed*

[MetaAd]

So, does that mean that you're only a vegetable because of the bone fearing?

How do you feel about chicken nuggets, and other such manufactured meat products? Does the dislike still carry over?

[krazyhand]

i woke up early just so you would see this raocow :)

[TheAchoo87]

What! Only 38 views! Guess there's no early youtubers.

[NeoZource]

@TheAchoo87 May depend on time zones

[DerCrocomire]

I love you.

[ultrawarzaimon]

watching raocow during macroeconomics thats the stuff