Alf stewart goes apeshit [original]

[whyalwaysmE1153]

ILL BITE YOUR FACE CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!

[KerrDogga]

COME ERE YA LITTLE CUNT!!!

[NickFccuk]

You're fucking coming home with me right here right fucking now you little fucking cunt i've had a fucking gut full of your shit and you fucking piss me off, i've got the right mind to pull down you pants and fuck you in the ass right here right now

[desiremyvids]

WAASSSAAAAAApppp

[kebramwich69]

Bwhaha always good 4a larf if ya feeling down watch sum rape dungeon haha

[hairy8646]

CUNTS FUCKED LISTEN HERE BOY!

[mikalala7]

not in the diner, not in the diner, no raping in the diner.

[chopsuzy]

Don't rape him in the diner. bahahahahahaha

[AngelsLifeRS]

21 cunt didn't run and sadly were fucked :D

[SuperJaybee]

Can anyone link me the origional to this ?

[chrissanvo]

Cunts fucked

[MELTYblood8]

awethumm

[ShortNelleStack]

at the end it sounds like 'it's not Madonna mate, your not raping madonna'

[adnan4o]

I only understanded "fuck you in the ass" lol

[eerinwheelerr]

awethum!

[flowersjingles]

Let me go-oooh!

[RustleXer]

awesum!

[JoyceyNotus]

I dont know what I like about this more. The fact that duncan actually looks like he says ''you cant rape me in public'' or Vinny sayin ''not in the diner, not in the diner, you cant rape him in the diner''

[JamesChapy]

im not coming home with you... haha

[turborlz1994]

@JamesChapy You're FUCKIN COMIN HOME WITH ME, FUCKIN CUNT, IVE HAD A GUTFUL OF YA SHIT, I HAVE THE RIGHT MIND TO PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND FUCK YOU IN THE ASS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NAO!!!

[hlady89]

ROFL. that is all.

[RochDawg619]

Let me Goooooooooooo!

[kezzkezzkezz3]

ILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS, LET ME GO, "not in the diner, not in the diner" XD

[chicken1234567890987]

rape me in the dome

[xGlamourxQueenx]

this video is 32 seconds of awesome-ness!!

[Jacquibim]

"CUNT'S FUCKED! LISTEN 'ERE BOI!", 4 seconds in and I'm literally ROFLing!

[PS3rapesXBOX]

im not coming home with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[LurveBugg77]

dont rape him in the dina

[MrNoob929]

Awwttttthsome!

[Rakerrrr]

18 cunts did time in the rape dungeon

[jamez642]

18 kids escaped summer bay!

[kvtraders1]

you can't rape me in public; you think i won't .

LOL

[zofv2]

LOL

[iitszMeeee]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooo funniest shit out

[Sinister1811]

Listen here, boy. You're fuckin comin' home with me, righty right fuckin now, you fuckin little cunt. I've had a fuckin gutful of this shit, you fuckin piss me off..

[OliOzzie]

I want this as a ring tone!!

[tattootigerchoc]

Oh, I think if you could put all swear words together from a country, Australa would win

[Modder901]

LOl Alf Dont do it : the cunts fucked LOL

[xdsmack]

FUCKING LOL!!!!!!!!

[WatTheFuuuk]

ALF NOT IN THE DINER! Not in the diner

[TheGreenMissile]

AWESOOOOME!

[ElmoPansy]

I'm trying to translate exactly what he says in the middle. This is my best attempt:

YOU'RE FUCKIN' COMIN' HOME WITH ME RIGHTY RIGHT FUCKIN' HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKIN' CUNT I'VE HAD A FUCKIN' GUT FULL OF YOUR SHIT YOU FUCKIN' PISSED ME OFF, I'VE A RIGHT MIND TO FUCKIN' PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND FUCK YOU IN THE ASS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

[soccasupastar]

@ElmoPansy fairly sure he says "...you're comin' home with me right here right fucking now you little fucking cunt, i've had a gut full of this fucking shit..."

[korsion]

make that 17

[TheForlornWatchmen]

Alf stop mate, don't fuckin' do it mate

[heinzz93]

Ahh freedom of speech prevails!

[MrBazo260]

Ya cant ripe me in pablic alf!

[Sucka4Love1986]

"no raping in the diner, no raping in the diner"

[dexterwallace]

Why doesn't someone just make a TV show like this, would be so good.

[MrBazo260]

See it for what it is a fuckin hilarious overdub. Comedy can cross any barrier and nothing is sacred. there's nothing personal in any of it so lighten up and join in the fun. :) hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha

[Ohyeah703]

ahaahahahhahaahhahahahahahahah­ LMFAO

[skilsem]

not in the diner not in the diner dont rape him in the diner hahahahhahaha

[CJ101nicKA]

LMFAO

[BobMosez]

cunts fucked

[Solarfactor]

@BobMosez That line gets me every time. :D

[EAZYEKPAYME]

let me goooe

[kfclover123qwe]

this video is awthsum

[luvah101]

@kayla12317 why are you getting so defensive about this? nobody actually believes that alf would rape someone up the ass so whats the problem? its a joke, take it as a joke, or leave and watch something a bit more G rated, yeah?

[comoz1]

Alf im not coming home with you!!.

[bloodwinevamp]

lmfao 

[cathycastleton]

alf no rapin in the diner....

[TheLegend827]

ALF ALF XD easily best line ever XD LOL LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALF ALF

[anotherguttersnipe]

14 cunts are fucked.

[38Petite]

@anotherguttersnipe 15

[stick7913]

@anotherguttersnipe That's gay go get fucked cunt.

[SupportTNAWrestling]

Immature.

[eragon7119]

@kayla12317

great comeback *clap**clap*

[sirspanky3]

dont rape em in the dinner

[eragon7119]

@kayla12317

Have you ever head of a joke before???

It is just people having fun, get overyourself

[kayla12317]

@eragon7119 yu get over ur self gronk :) 

[TheLegend827]

@kayla12317 i think what u fail to realise is... people dont find it funny DIRECTLY becuase its about rhape. Its more funny becuase this person has done an orignal sarcastic spin off of whats supposed to be a seriouse soap opera. besides the over use of the word and theme of rhape is what makes people luagh.. becuase it makes no *direct sense* besides... ITS FUKIN FUNNY

[kayla12317]

@TheLegend827 yeah but there making alf out to be some kind of sick pedo person in all the videos there talking bout rapping someone or some other shit like that i think its fuckin disgusting n so wrong i would be so pissed off if i was alf (i forgot the real actors name). gthe person who made these videos must have a fuckin sick mind to keep posting the same storeyline ABOUT BEING A RAPIST!!!!!

[scottyobigg]

@kayla12317

Take a joke ya dog

[kayla12317]

@scottyobigg theres no joke to take i dnt find it funny n thats my view n theres nothing u can do or say that will change my opinion :) thank you..... fag

[Smallvillenerd]

@kayla12317 you should of said cunt.

[unclewin9]

@kayla12317 Wtf is your problem? if u dont like it dont watch it! pretty simple u CUNT!

[kayla12317]

@unclewin9 lmao.... umm how bout no! :)

[unclewin9]

@kayla12317 Havent got much to say aye u stupid junkie slut.!

[kayla12317]

@unclewin9 suck a fat dick ya dog hahahahha n go get a life instead of sitting on ur fat arse u computer geek!!!!! :)

[unclewin9]

@kayla12317 ILL BITE YOUR FACE CUNT!

[kayla12317]

@unclewin9 lmfao yeah sure cunt

[kayla12317]

i dont c how its amusing n to be laughing at this shit his talkin bout beng a raptist n shit.... use are all fucked in tha head!!!

[LOLGreyNinjaLOL]

@kayla12317 ur a fuckhead

[kayla12317]

@LOLGreyNinjaLOL i think your confusing that insult wit yourself......... fuckhead....... if u find someone talking about raping someone eles is funny then u have got a siick mind n i suggest u get help!!

[ecconz]

@kayla12317 Fuck you must be a blast to hang out with! All laughs with you....

[kayla12317]

@ecconz yeah well at least u would get a decent joke out of me which wouldnt involve fucking someone up the ass

[ecconz]

@kayla12317 There are good jokes that don't involve someone been fucked up the ass against their will? Well I never.... Anywho... Stop fucking trolling and get a fucking sense of humor..

[kayla12317]

@ecconz bahahahahahaahahahahahahhaha ur a gimp!!!!!!!!

[ecconz]

@kayla12317 Well yeah, I do own a Gimp suit. You keen for a bit of BDSM?

[kayla12317]

@ecconz i dnt understand that but yeh whatever tickles ur fancy

[gibbo8970]

@kayla12317 cunts fucked yours that is

[tattootigerchoc]

@kayla12317 You need to go back to school, or at least losten in class. You can dish the insults out, but you can't take them right back so you continue to insult people, using horrible grammar, and making yourself look like a fucking retard.

[kayla12317]

@tattootigerchoc lmao hahahahahahhahahahaha what was that? losten?? maybe u should go back to school cause im to cool for school!.... n u well ur too school for cool!!.........

[tattootigerchoc]

@kayla12317 Yea... Right. :)

[kayla12317]

@tattootigerchoc yeapppppppppppppp =]

[kimmitalks]

@kayla12317

We're not all "fucked in the head". We're just Aussies :)

PTBA!

[xAcToFwArx]

lololol awthsum!

[mado775]

is that real

[khris89]

@mado775 yeh this is what they show on australian tv everyday at 7pm, channel 7

[ShadowFootman]

@khris89 LOL, nice reply XD

[x3173x]

13 people got raped by Alf

[mclovin3983]

hahahaha this video made me lose it

Funny as

[tommywm24]

lol its the Jason from True Blood

[tml791]

no raping in the diner

[BlueFire678]

LET ME GAOOOO!

[louis069]

lets all repeat quotes from the clip..

[johnsmith666999666]

@louis069 NOT IN THE DINER.

[csorgasm]

not in the diner mate, dont rape him in the diner

[danish752]

CUNTSFUCKED

[matyb9]

thats hialorous i love it "you wont rape me in public" "you fuckin think i wont come here"

[Apollyon09]

lol, didn't know it was "Not in the Diner!"

thought it was "Madonna"

[MegaAzazel666]

LOL

[logan19731]

cunts fucked, listen here boy

[Kriztail40]

not in the diner, Alf!

[BREwKNEeAIR]

those 12 ppl who dislike it are stupid mother fuckers.

alf brang a whole new meaning to cunt

[TheFlyingJerk]

LET ME GO

[TheKillingName74]

Cunts fucked. LISTEN HERE BOY!

[Brodyyoung20067]

you're fuckin comin home with me right here right fuckin now u little fuckin cunt

[teahur]

great times in summer bay fuck thts funy hahaah wish it was always like tht hahaah

[RepublicanNatio]

ROITY ROIT NOW! 

[marenke1]

I think it needs lyrics at the bottom so we can act it out :D

[TheTurlz]

@godfrey155 he's saying "not in the diner"

[goddo2305]

@godfrey155

lol you rail. clearly he says not in the diner

[cameronmharvey]

Awethum!

[mastachggf]

Lol i love- "im not coming home with you" and "awesome"

[qldbulls7]

Alf for PM ?????? better then gilard.

[spano32]

listen here! cunts fucked!

[paulio2293]

I believe the cunt is fucked.

[squidatsea]

Steal videos much???

[nittyhooo]

i think i actually, literally, just laughed my ass off.

[Hachie1995]

Have not laughed so hard in my life hahhaha

[WatTheFuuuk]

NOT IN THE DINER, not in the diner

[WatTheFuuuk]

HAhahahahahahahahahah

[DJeebzz]

Awthsum!

[pyromanizak]

Why is it so funny when big aussie cunts swear XD

[iSpooge112]

cunts fucked

[mielsfriend]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kazamman33]

hahah doodleburger's a genius. 0:18

[ballsdeep641]

one of the funniest vids ever thumps up

[XxWeJustLaugh]

not in the diner... not in the diner..

[DJeebzz]

dont rape him in the diner

[starkweather100]

"Cunts Fucked"

[KYLEfilms1]

Cheers For Making Me Laugh Cunt.

[Braddyvagas69]

ALF you good kunt ; )

[il0veandrewm]

let me gooooooooo!!

[snowgt]

awesthome!

[louiwasere]

this makes me happy

[yousirareaprick94]

ahahhhaa!

[Bonethug100]

hahha love it everytime i watch it it gets funnier,, and i cant watch home and away now without pissin myself laughin

[MrKinny195]

Awthsum

[mpdp85]

When the world gets in my face, i say. Have a nice day.

[thisiwas]

I'VE HAD A GUTFULL OF YOUR SHIT!!!

[MrAmycooldude]

ahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahh­ahahah

[MrJohnny377]

shit!

[HockeyMusicBase]

cute

[hitskin666]

Funny funny shit, you cant rape me in public....

[MrWebby1979]

good stuff

[SilverSinspawn]

NOT IN THE DINER

[ridolfi92]

Cunt's fucked

[jaMESAHHH]

THIS IS DA BEST

[lovednthate123456]

No raping in the diner Alf, Let me gooo! (: lovee it

[lovednthate123456]

The most funniest crap i have EVER SEEN! ily this nearly pissed myself (: awethome (: i have a rite mind to pull down your pants and fuck you up the ass ! (: lovee it!

[monarofreak]

no raping in the diner hahaha