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  • Ugly ass fatass cheerleaders in this video.

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  • Fuck the Dolphins and this shitty ass gayass video.

  • @2:11 , Bears are beating Dolphins 6-0

  • suck balls new york

  • llove the dofins but good damn haha the is so cheesy hahaha

  • again at 3:07

  • touchdown at 2:23

    

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  • You just want some friends don't you, honey?

  • @07nygiantsfan Well at least I still go to school and learn to be a productive person and not a dimwit like you...

  • @webeddiekinz Your so full of yourself aren't you you little bitch? I'm 22 so I've already went through school so I'm pretty sure your life sucks more than mine does.

  • @07nygiantsfan Actually no... I get straight A's and lots of good friends. I also don't have to worry about college yet, pay mortgage, get a job, or buy groceries so my life is pretty good. And from what I can tell, I'm guessing you're unemployed and living in your parent's guest room.

  • @webeddiekinz No I work on the railroad and live with my girlfriend and did pretty well in school so eat a dick little whore.

  • I think you forget we had this thing called a lockout happen over the summer, the dolphins added two new RB's and a new offensive coordinator with only TWO weeks to go over the new play book while your team has had the same guy for 5 years now, so we could have turned it around in week 4 or 5 instead of in week 9

  • lmao throwing in a little LL cool j in there with MC hammer

  • They're not untouchable this year they're 0-6 LOL. How did they lose to the Broncos with a 15-0 lead with less than 3 minutes remaining?

  • @07nygiantsfan get prepared to lose sunday

  • @MatthewBabich Yeah ok. Be ready to be 0-7 after today.

  • @07nygiantsfan you guys got lucky you life failures

  • @MatthewBabich A win is a win. Why you're still a Dolphins fan is beyond me.

  • @07nygiantsfan what the problem with you is that you're another one of those bandwagoners that abandons their team, thats not even a true football fan...

  • @MatthewBabich Actually I've been a Giants fan all my life and the Dolphins just gave up 2 games in a row in the 4th quarter. Dolphins don't know how to play football in the 4th quarter so they give up cause they suck. So fuck off.

  • @07nygiantsfan sir, you are a depressing person

  • @MatthewBabich I'm not depressed I'm pissed off that fans of losing teams like the Dolphins and Eagles like to portray their team as the greatest team in the universe and talk the most shit when they have nothing to back it up. And don't try to say Miami's the only team to ever go undefeated without a tie throughout a full season cause that was 39 years ago.

  • @07nygiantsfan You are the typical dumbass Giants/Jets/Bills fan that suffers from S.P.S. (Short Peckered Syndrome). Why don't you go to some pathetic Giants site and show out like the bitch you are. You talk crap about the Perfect Season but you prove our point, it has not been duplicated in 39 years. Thanks for reminding us all of the significance of that record.

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  • @sally0472 You're calling me a BITCH?! Get back in the kitchen where you belong you shouldn't be watching football. No I'm not a Jets and Bills fan like you whore you're basically saying that all people from New York are retarted. Fuck off bitch shut your whore mouth up and get back in the kitchen cunt. Short Peckered Syndrome doesn't even exist so fuck you and don't talk shit on here to me like that. You can go suck a dick on your knees and be exposed for the little whore that you are.

  • @07nygiantsfan Thanks for proving my point. "retarted" LMAO. Did you Google SPS or did you ask your gynecologist? ROFLMAO!!!! By the way, do you kiss your mama with that filthy mouth.

  • @sally0472 Fuck you you're the one that has a gynecologist not me. You're the woman you've got a vagina between your legs. No I don't have SPS (Small Penis Syndrome) I have a bigger than average 6 inch penis that would get lost in your loose slutty pussy that's been fucked too many times. No I don't kiss my mom I'm not a faggot I have a girlfriend that I fuck every weekend. I have no idea why you think people from New York are retarted. I don't know why you even attacked me to begin with.

  • @sally0472 Btw Dolphins suck dick just like you and are the gayest team in the universe. I didn't prove any fuckin point of yours bitch. I don't even live in New York I live in New Jersey (which is the shit) and Packers are going undefeated this season so you won't be able to use that bs excuse anymore and as a lifelong Giants fan even I know Mike Caray should've called in the grass against Eli Manning to give the ball back to the Patriots and they consequently would've won and went 19-0.

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  • @sally0472 Goddamn you sure take forever to reply. I guess you need to take forever to think about what you're gonna say. You're the mentally slow dumbass for talking shit to me without even explaining where you're coming from like fuck off if you're gonna do that and then not back up your reason for arguing with me and then take a week to reply like holy shit are you that dumb? What's the point of even arguing with me in the first place you retard? Was what you said really that worth it?

  • @sally0472 Do you ever check your fuckin Youtube account?

  • @07nygiantsfan Boy I just read the first two sentences that you wrote and I can tell that you're not a very good person. And sexist too.

  • @webeddiekinz OK I hope you realize that I was just joking just to win the argument so fuck off faggot.

  • @07nygiantsfan Wow if you have to curse to everyone in every single comment you write, you must have issues...

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  • @webeddiekinz Oh cry me a fucking river!

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  • @webeddiekinz Your like a 12 year old girl I can tell just from looking at your channel so fuck off and go play with your webkinz and listen to Justin Bieber. Last time I heard somebody call somebody else a fudgepacker I was in 3rd grade.

  • LOOK @ THOSE PANTS HAHAHAHA WHAT WERE THEY CALLED AGAIN... ZUMBAS? I REMEMBER MY DAD WEARING THAT SHIT!! HAHA THIS IS JUST AS FUNNY AS THE STUPID FUCKING RAM IT SONG HAHA

  • back to the 90's ;)

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  • This video gave me cancer

  • The real reason Bills fan Tim Russert had a fatal heart attack.

  • If a Bills fan sees this video, he'll have Krabbe Syndrome.

  • Lol dolphins is like the gayest team ever hahaaha, what the fuck real men don't wear a dolphin on there clothes hahaha

  • Yeah,then the season starts WAGH WAGH WANNNGH. lol

  • 97 People are Jets Fans

  • Lol I love it but we kinda stole the idea from the 85 Bears... Go Dolphins!

  • I support Henne but boy oh boy, I wouldn't mind an all-star like Corey behind center.... xD

  • the best team on earth!!!!!

  • The good years of the Dolphins

  • As a fellow Dolphins fan I must say this is GREAT!!!!! And these guys are WAY better than MC Hammer!!!!

  • I typed dolphin-rap and they gaved me this shit

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  • @dragoscorca First of all this isn't shit... Secondly what kinda of nerd and fool are you to type in "Dolphin-Rap" and expect something better than this... WTF were you expecting or looking for by typing in "Dolphin-Rap".... FUCK OFF JET FAN!!!

  • @OooHesGood First u suck me, second u are gay third dolphin rap is a music in gta iv asshole,So before tellling me that i am nerd and fool go and document yourself,so shout your fucking mouth off,and go fuck yourself,puta!

  • @dragoscorca hahaha I am sorry, I didn't know your not American... That explains you telling me to "shout my mouth" xD

  • @OooHesGood ok....

  • On a team full of black guys, why is the white guy rapping?

  • @KingJami3 - i guess you missed out when things were good.

  • can anyone help me out with a theme song for a dolphin movie in the 90's i think (>_<"...i cant rember the name) but i think shaggy sang it :S im lost and have been searching for months now :'(

  • pretty sure all the teams they have mentioned have touched them a whole bunch

  • All I can say to this is...

    Oh my...

  • 95 Jealous Jests and Pats(Punk ass transvestite sluts) fans...

  • i hate the 90s but love the fins MFL

  • 2:55 bum bum bum bum YEEah!!!

  • Miami's got the most HIDEOUS color scheme in all creation, gawd it's so obnoxiously South Florida all they need are shinny white shoes.

  • @ProjectProdigyX Shoot... this isn't Kentucky... this is Miami...

  • STOP : dolphin time !

  • NYC NO.1 :D

  • really ugly clothes :P ewww gay song too  MIAMI SUX

  • we need to take mark ingram with our first pick then trade for a late 1st or early second to get ryan mallet and get some iterior linemen to win the divsion in 2011

  • look at that ball fly man. 1:19

  • look at that ball fly man. 

  • Are you for real, lmfao!!! The fins need a new fight song its freakin 2011, need a huge upgrade at that position to!!!

  • Lets GOOOOOOOO Dolphins baby

  • thats cool

    miami rules bitches

  • Follow Us On Twitter @DolFanBandits Go Dolphins! 2011

  • The QB killed it

  • Dude is it me or does the ref looks like Mario from the Mario bros game?!

  • gotta love the zumbaz!

  • Why did the white players agree to this nigger faggery? It boggles the mind.

  • @seattlehawkins

    yea you would make this racial faggot

  • @xXMiamiRedXx Hush up Nigger

  • @seattlehawkins

    yea whatever, this is just an 80s parody of "Cant Touch This" but somehow you involve racism. Hate faggots like you that search a video just to leave a racist comment.

  • @xXMiamiRedXx Homophobe? Nigger?

  • @seattlehawkins

    Naw im not even black.... and yea im a god fearing man. so yea i dont believe in gay marriage if thats what ur trying to imply

  • @xXMiamiRedXx This is the 90's....not the 80's dude.

  • @guyinfl99 lets seek shelter in an irrelevant subject your cool

  • @guyinfl99 Very early 90's, but the video looks quintessentialy 80's with the white guy playing the keytar.

  • @xXMiamiRedXx MC Hammer released Can't Touch This in 1989.... if I were to guess, this video was made in 1991.

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    thanx bro, yea it was my mistake. But i was just pointing out how ignorant seattlehawkins sounded, but thanx for the correction bro, much appreciated

  • I wonder why Marino is not in this?

  • we the miami power machin and u know!

  • Keith you look good

  • Fayul!

  • they need to do a modern remix with the 2008 AFC East Dolphins

  • lol

  • actually this song is better than the t-pain one

  • This Song Was Defetanly In The 90's Cause If You Pause It At 1:45 It Says Marlins And The Marlins Didnt Come In Till 93

  • wow...this is obviously 80s lol

  • @altosaxlove It can't be that obvious.....cause it is the 90's. Richmond Webb and Keith Sims are in the video and they were drafted in 1990. Also the song "Can't Touch This" was released in 1990.

  • the cheer leaders sucked

  • this is corny

    

  • Miami Dolphins Number 1!!!

    Great Video!

  • MIAMI DOLPHINS:when will win the super bowl???

  • @arnoldomexicano When you can use proper grammar.

  • where is dan marino on here? would love to see him sing and dance ahaha

  • 86 people are Jets, Pats, and Bills fan!!! GO FINS!!! 

  • Stop at 1:02

  • @Jayson8426 what about it

  • @OORSZEX Actually it's 1973. 1972 was the perfect season but they won the superbowl the next year as well.

  • The white tux with no collar and a bowtie is EPIC, hilarious.

  • 6 10 WIOD!!! Fuck i remember this radio channel!!!

  • LMFAO

  • Well today good King Rooney and his Pittsburgh Steelers Empire defeated King Emilio and Queen Gloria Estefan's Dolphins. At the end of the game I'm sure that Gloria was up in her box singing a different tune being "Here We Go Steelers Here We Go! I love her music but being part owner of the Dolphins just doesn't sit well with me. So long live good King Rooney and the Pittsburgh Steelers Empire! Here We Go Steelers Here We Go! Love to hear her sing that someday. LOL

  • @Stringfellow74 Dolphins were robbed of a win that we all know they had fought hard for. After Ben whats his name ran for a touchdown he fumbled it and the Dolphins recovered it in the EZ for a touchback (its shown clearly in the replay). the ref said that theres no evidence of a recovery by the Dolphins and that set up Pittsburgh for the FG that would win the game. DOLPHINS WERE ROBBED! THEY SHOULD BE 4-2 right now.

  • @DoesNotExist305 we all know that was a bad certain teams the league likes and Steelers are one of them

  • what year was this?

  • @mrabuckten 1972

  • @00RSZEX  84

  • @Jordan26292 they didnt win in 84

  • @Jordan26292 Cant touch this didnt come out till 1990.

  • @Jordan26292 i thought he meant apperance

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  • Miami Dolphins for life bitches. One day all my fellow Dolphin fans we will see glory much love to all the real Miami Dolphin fans.

  • Coach Sparano Press Briefing & Transcript is been since Okinawa the reporters have always had the transcript

  • no words can describe this travesty,this doesn't hold a candle to the super bowl shuffle @ least that was an original.... this shit is just horrible and sad.

  • 79 people are currently suckin dolphin dick.. GO FINS!

  • @AlbieGfromMyspace Hey how did you like that ass whopping the PAts put on the Phins??? And tell Sparano to pour more hot grease in his eyes!!!!! HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!

  • @THEAINTSSUCK you guys got bullshit scores.. and into return, kick return. block return.. suck my nuts u little dick..

  • @AlbieGfromMyspace Awwwwww... poor little faggot Dolphins fan lost. Awwwwwww Eat shit and die Mothafuckka!!! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH You Lost Pats Won...SUCK ON THAT!!!!

  • @THEAINTSSUCK that just shows that ur retarded kid cuz u obviusly dont realize that they only won because of bullshit plays.. and henne made some questionable reads... see u later in the year u virgin =]

  • @THEAINTSSUCK Hey asshole the only reason the patriots went 18-0 in the regular season was they video taped other teams. aka CHEATERS . P.S. one GIANT LOSS BITCH. we are still perfect.

  • @BloodyShadow28 thank u the patriots are nothing but CHEATERS

  • @BloodyShadow28 dude all teams look over each others plays, its called research.

    Superbowl shuffle is the source of all the 80's football raps!!!

  • forty species of dolphins with the logo with out the logo you can be creative

    I like the orange most fans dont

  • This is before they went 8 and 8 for the season.

  • So the last time they couldn touch them was that undefeated season.

  • i love it

  • I never realized the logo was a dolphin jumping THRU a ring of fire until I saw the graphic on the jumbotron on this video on youtube on the internet on firefox on my dell computer

  • Only 3 things are certain in life

    Death

    taxes and FUCK THE JETS!!

  • @cRispYnUtZ13 The only thing worse than this video are the 2010 Miami Dolphins - Thanks

  • @cRispYnUtZ13 HELL YEA!!!!!

  • I wanted a pair of those zubaz pants at the time, what was i thinking? lol

  • #65 looks out of place.

  • It is unbelievable how many people keep making comments about how this video is from the 80's. It is the 90's. At 1:28 they show Richmond Webb and Keith Simms who were drafted in 1990. "Can't Touch This" was released in 1990 and won a grammy in 1991.

  • haha 3:10 - 3:23

  • Yo flip the coin! School's in, boy!

    This shit is hilarious. FUCK THE JETS!

  • @touchmylovegun69 Ummmmmmmmmmmmm... This was not the 80's. It was the 90's

  • LOL at ugly cheerleader at 1:21

  • Thumbs up for the hooters girl??

  • The ONLY perfect team

  • the phins 4 ever can't believe we gave joey porter away

  • This isn't as good as the Glasgow Diamonds rap

  • Best song ever!!!

  • DUDE I have always loved the Dolphins, since i was 1

  • Peter Griffin - Can´t touch me ^^

  • looks like it was shot at the old training facility at St Thomas U so i guess around 91 or 92

  • hahahahahahahahha this is great

  • Look at that ball fly, man...

  • This is too funny! Only a Comedian could create something like this. Jets, Bills and Patriots Fans are probably having a ball with this. Can't Touch Us? LOL

  • ive been n that stadium WHOOOOOOO somany times

  • miami tooo beast

  • every team had one of these either in the 80's or 90's.

  • lol. gotta love Miami Cheese!

  • Don't be haaaaaaaaaaaaaating!!!!!!

  • AHHH!!!! 2010 Miami Heat song!!!

  • Cool version of the song^^

  • Awesome.  Never seen thiis. When was it made?

  • Wow, I didn't recognize not one of these guys