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  • nice tits jess

  • 0:33 I fucking lolled!

  • GET MICHAEL BAY HE CAN WRECK THE SHIT OUT OF IT

  • I clicked away as soon as he said: "It's time for some wood!"

  • how do you know if you won weeklywood?

  • enough with the wolverine crap I dont understand why he gets so much attention why not just make a movie about the rise of Apocalypse instead of these gay spinoffs

  • When steve-o swallowed goldfish and threw them back up. That was the first episode of the jack ass series that I had seen.

  • To everyone on youtube.. Your all fucktards, If any of you used your brains (if you have any) then maybe That stupid ugly whore Jesicca chobot wouldn't be the most important thing for you. I hope you know this is a TECHNOLOGY show, with NEWS, Not a fucking Porno. Idiots....

  • where's the hot girl.....

  • A HELMET SIGNED BY BAM MARGERA? Wait, he's a douchebag.

  • Daemon is cool for the fix but Jess NEEDS to be in this.

  • Dude you did well but you know you are no Jess

  • just killed my boner... xD

  • the host looks like a closet masturbator

  • @xmrythem Just like every man that ever lived right?

  • "its time for some wood!" - no thanks

  • So hot...

  • This is the only thing, a woman should handle is some wood...WORK IT GIRL

  • Wolverine killing the cast of twilight would be the best start 2 this new decade

  • @huggy68 lol, fingers crossed

  • i guess chobot is the only chick at ign worth bangin

  • this is just wrong....

  • Its not like Im another horny idiot but at least Chobot was not so obvious when reading...

  • i like his boobs they're bigger than chobots.

  • Why are people so obsessed with jessica? Are you guys a bunch of virgins who are fapping to this girl? Leave this guy alone. It's easy to call someone fat when no one can see you from your computer. I am sure all of you are just models waiting to be discovered. Say what you want but this guys getting paid for this. BTW I am sure Jessica wouldn't be fapping over you losers the way you guys are to her. GTFO of this guy dweebs.

  • @Whackadoo1 now that being said, this guy is a bad host and should maybe take some classes.

  • You guys are sad. Leave the man alone. What would happen if you got insulted on YouTube?!

  • He is ugly and fat...NOT SEXY...

  • A WOMAN should be giving us MALES wood on a DAILY basis if you catch my DRIFT...

  • Hey fatass, you didn't tell us the winners name.

  • where did chobot go :'(

  • weekly 'wood + daily fix = daily 'wood

  • what a fag

  • @loriparker666 what a loser?

  • Rock vs Cena at WrestleMania28!!!

  • lol a board signed by bam some prize

  • Never seen this before, Daily Fix and Weekly'Wood are now my two favorites!

  • if like iphone games be sure to check my channel

  • damn, jess looking fugly as shit today...

  • you hotter that Jess

  • My favorite stunt was the can't roller skate in a buffalo herd his dancing was so funny

  • wheres jessica's chobutt

  • i still got wood from this vid

  • Who came up with the name for this segment, really weekly wood sounds like a bunch of guys who can't get an erection

  • Its sad how many people get butt hurt when jess does not host...

    truth is she is an OK host... but people like her for her face, tits ect....

    if you want to stare at wemon over the internet there are plenty of sites alternative to youtube i can point you too -.-

  • This guy is too old to be a face of ign

  • This guy's awesome.

  • @zxFighter

    will you settle for a chobit?

  • I think hes better than chobot

  • Well, achieving wood was hard, but after a lot of rubbing it was accomplished.

  • Yeah, I'd have Wolverine kill the Twilight cast over and over and over again.

    But who the frak is this ugly fat dude? I know Chobot is fake pretending to know or care about what she's talking about, but she's inifnitely better looking. :p

  • Carry Ann Moss in Silent Hill??

  • I'm an ass monkey

  • why does everyone get rude to the ign presenters if their not chobot. if thats the only reaason you watch this then you have a sad life.

  • U FAT CUNT GO EAT A WOODY PENIS U BITCH

  • who the fuck is chris? and where's jessica?

  • After butchering the X-Men then making a lame origins movie, shouldn't they just give up? Let's move on, they've already ripped my childhood into pieces.

  • i love steve-o an knoxville they are the funniest guys ever an can acttualy take pain:)

  • Were you guys aiming for the worst host possible?

  • Why the hell is the dude from Twilight making a Wolverine flick? WTF

  • ... Aww well, I might as well wack off to this guys man boobs... *fapfapfapfapfapfap*

  • Fuckk no.. I Dont want Director of Twillight Touching those movies Dx

  • DAMN YOU ATTORNEY GENERAL BOB COOPER, DAMN YOU!

  • I am getting REALLY bored with these commercials before videos. That way, i'll just go back to regular cable.

  • Hay whats up with the jackass crew wtf???!!! Why they keep doing movies and not do the fucking or a fucking new season that would be great!!! And silent hill 3d its a game or a movie? Sorry i speak a little english... Cheers brothers!

  • @paaawl1 SH 3D will be a movie.. Sequal to the Movie but its based on SH3 The Game

  • I liked him better than Chobot.

  • 0:16 WTF...?

  • @TylerJaden24 LOL. Just noticed that! hahahaha

  • I'm just looking forward to those sweet race to witch mountain sequels ;)

  • Weekly Soft Wood, more like it.

  • it's not the same when a dude says "it's time for some wood"

  • is it me or is his head huge compared to his body

  • Spoke slightly quick, but not so fast that I couldn't understand.

  • This guy's nipples are sharper than Wolverine's claws.

  • weekly wood? WTF?

  • How did they get Philip Seymour Hoffman to host?

  • @EssJay200E ahahah i was just about to write that

  • While I don't care that Jessica Chobot wasnt the host for this weeks weekly wood, this host was TERRIBLE. Voice is uninteresting and manages to make a standard script sound robotic and wooden.

  • who cares who the host is if people really have such little contact with females in real life that they have some need for an attractive host i fell sorry for you seriously its pathetic the "wheres my jessica" comments she is probably so disgusted by the losers who worship her over the internet

  • @Coltru2314 chobot is the shit though.

  • @Coltru2314

    i was thinking the same thing

  • Natalie Portman in a thong wasn't wearing her thong! I want my money back!

  • @HeatherMeadow Natalie Portman ... not ... wearing ... a ... thong..... the image that just gave me :P :P :P :P

  • that guy sounded really nervous, like he couldn't wait to finish speaking.

  • Get Fatty out and give me back Jess...

    Oh you know what ? Fuck it, I'm out of here

  • I can't watch new youtube videos. Wtf. It just loads and i can't chance quality or anything.

  • That fake ass has-been wrestler... wrestling again? That's no surprise.

    No one watches that fake wrestling shit anymore. #LOL

    Yeah, I agree, bring back Jessica Chobot. We don't want that fat stooge.

    

  • why is this video so bad....

  • Damn Chobot, you've let yourself go.

  • lol look at that guys fuckin meat tits!

  • @zxFighter or there is no wood...

  • This guy has the same size tits as Chobot

  • How the fuck am I suppose to get wood with a guy doing the video... Does that not totally undermean the humour of "weekly wood"?

  • Oh, and Jess will be back next week.

  • Hey guys... It's Chris from IGN (the guy who hosted this). The sky is not falling, rest assured. I was just filling in for Jessica last minute. Thanks for the feedback. Definitely not my fulltime gig! :)

  • @TheChriscarle Whoa someone from IGN actually commented on a video they were in

  • MY WEEKLY WOOD SHOULD BE HANDLED BY A FEMALE....IM JUST SAYIN

  • @MayorMcCheezin Should be? You mean your wood is occasionally handled by a man? HAHAHAHA

  • @MayorMcCheezin Are you a virgin?

  • @Whackadoo1 ask your mother, and for that fact, your grandmother, sister, and aunt

  • @MayorMcCheezin well my grandma is dead so let me tear you one right quick you douchebag. Who do you think you are? You must be a damn virgin if you obsessing over some damn woman who would laugh at you if she heard what you said. You should invest in getting a girlfriend. Your wood needs to get handled by a female? Go ask your sister. Good night and try not to cum on the sheets anymore; your mom's tired of cleaning your filthy room.

  • @Whackadoo1 LOL! mission accomplished. and im not "obsessing" ur just too much of a tool, thats why my comment is liked 200+ times. and also unlike yourself i am not a virgin, i have had more hot pussy then you have had hot plates so sit down fuckboy

  • @MayorMcCheezin yeah over 200 virgins are like you assbag. Why do you fucking care about a fucking woman host who you will never see? And your comment btw was already said so don't go bragging to me about that shit.

  • @MayorMcCheezin bitch you need to go sit yo ass down somewhere. fuckboy? how original. like i just recently got a girlfriend. she is awesome. but really before then i wasnt obsessing over some girl ill probably never meet. yes bitch you are obsessing. bitch you sound like a virgin how about that? go piss off. you got over 200 likes? great bitch that means america has over 200 virgins like yoself. bitch bye.

  • @Whackadoo1 you are an insult to the entire mentally handicapped community

  • @MayorMcCheezin Amen!

  • Something is really really wrong here!

  • Weekly wood killer

  • Whats this im getting my weekly wood and this guy isnt excited

  • Sorry chris theres only one chick that can handle my weekly wood

  • silent hill becomes a movie now?

  • I like the guy.

  • wolverine is going to suck AGAIN, damn you aronofsky

  • dude is jessica dead or something?

  • if this guy was anymore enthusiastic he would have a stroke

  • @Yuukitana thats what she said

  • @Yuukitana you being a girl is part of why there is a Jessica.

  • @Yuukitana You just announced you're a girl on an IGN video?. . . . Prepare to get swarmed by virgins. . .

  • I want my wood from Jessica

  • I read in wikipedia that wolverine has a son.

  • It was kinda creepy hearing this guy say: "Get ready for some wood."

  • 8i didnt had a wood

  • Is Jessica on a holiday break?

  • hehehe he said wood ^^

    

  • @Yuukitana Which "that" guy?

  • I'd like Wolverine to not be a pussy crying bitch and go crazy on people. The Origins game was perfect for showing him. He IS NOT a child friendly character no matter how hard you push him. Claws slice and dice, not poke.

  • Wolverine killing the twilight cast over and over again?Here just take my money,I want to see that!

  • i would prefer matt over this guy

  • OH HELL NO

  • i didn't get my weekly wood today

  • No wood.....

  • Why is the rock on here?

  • No wood from you thanks....

  • rocky I, II, III and IV

  • Okay, okay... Where the fuck is Jessica?

  • @Aticze Okay, okay... grow UP, not down!

  • Matt...? Jessica...? Anybody...?

  • @kajekj yes add another name on your list, chris

  • @Yuukitana even though i'm a boy i would prefer him over jessica.

  • I don´t give a fuck for who is hosting the show, i don't think like "oh, it's time for a IGN video, im gonna touch my self" c´mon if you want go to a porn site, grow up!

  • no jess = no wood

    change the show's name to just IGN Weekly News or something

  • WOW!? That guy game heart attack instead of boner over Jessica!

  • Silent Hill Revelation...

    Resident Evil Revelations...

    WTF!!!!!

  • @Yuukitana dyke

  • I think I speak for everyone when I say GET OUT U FAT FUCK!!! We Jessica back!!!!

  • @raw415 GO AND GROW UP LITTLE SHIT!!!!!!! -.-

  • BANANA

  • @Yuukitana you're*, derp.

  • @Yuukitana it's okay confessing your lesbian.

  • fat f \_/ ck , we want jessica :(

  • FAT GUY, ALL RIGHT

  • It makes sense to me. the first Silent hill movie actually followed the basic outline and atmosphere of the game series....so naturally the sequel will be a 3d crap horror movie for teenagers (probably rated pg-13).

  • poo cocktail supreme !!!!:P

  • Where's Jessica?

  • @Robotman6781

    who cares

  • IGN needs to look up what a thong is cause natalie portman definitely ain't wearing one

  • I want No wood from that Man

  • silent hill will be suck and I WANT JACKASS 4

  • whats up wit the fat guy?

  • @sgtsp1d3r He's being Fat.

  • wheres that good looking girl that used to do this show

  • Press 6 for epic face splash

  • i only get my wood with jess hahahahahahah

  • weekly wood sounds a LOT better when Jessica says it.

    just sayin

  • Why did I feel... a mixture of pity and contentment when I heard his voice...

  • DuUuuuunnncann Jonnnnneeess baby!

  • Gingers; dey haz no souls!

  • This guy seems really nice.

    BUT WHY IS SILENT HILL IN 3D

  • The only time I would want your wood is in prison...

  • Did not get my Weekly Wood this week...

  • who is this ass hole?

  • @Yuukitana agreed

  • WHERE THE FUCK IS JESSICA??!!!