The Room Knight 2

[KeshK123]

Imagine if Batman actually talked to the Joker like this.

[jschilleraapl]

Are you okay Denny?

[chrisstefanetti1]

hahahah "good thinking"

[Kiewicz92]

No dont even ask xDD

[futurestoryteller]

It's funnier when you realize that 'Batman's' seemingly disjointed emotions and tonal shifts are *realistic* in the sense that it's exactly how Wiseau would play the scene

[oohlalalaohhlala]

Joker: you can't rely on anyone these days. you gotta do everything yourself!

TW: thats life!

Joker: thats okay. I came prepared.

TW: good thinking!

[2git2theotherside]

holy shit this is great

[skeletonbitchify]

What a story, Mark.

[SuperBigbaby13]

Do you wonna know how I got these scars?... Because everybody betrayed me, I fed up with this world

[19992299]

HI Joker. How is your sex life?

[19992299]

"You know how i got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend-

"What a story Mark!"

[StupidWizardFilms]

Wiseau Serious?

[Mrguy891]

I can't stop laughing!

[cole3454657]

lol at 1:25 what unfitting music

[beatleslove99]

"You know how I got these scars?"

"No, don't even ahhhsk." *throws joker* "Bai"

[VenomShock]

"CHEEP CHEEP CHEEEP CHEEP"

Joker: "Shut the fuck up, Batman!!!!"

[emanvz]

this is 1 billion times better than christian bale's acting. can you dub the whole movie for us please?

[hyenapeptic]

How's the Joker's sex life?

[Athanas379]

"Are you ok Denny?!"

[DrCoolFilms]

ROOM KNIGHT 3!

[appleloveTK]

CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP..

[superls14]

Dont touch me mother fucker

[CaptainSnarerush]

"Get out of my LIFE! AAGGHHHH!"

[Nosorvivors]

@TimM676 thank you, you know funny thing i'll get such an honour on my birthday :-D

[ooohmyhead]

Was hoping there would be a "Your tearing me apart!" @ 0:16. But still hilarious!

[Secundas]

The second round of cheeping almost killed me

[mkaatr]

at 00:20 he should have said: "You are tearing me apart Joker!!!"

[huggybear4sh]

How did you remove batman's voice and keep the music?

[1991MRjesse]

@huggybear4sh perhaps he used the soundtrack cd.

[MonkeyManWill]

Hi doggy

[SneakyB4st3rd]

press 3 for -E TRADE

press 5 for - Bye!

press 6 for - upside down buttsecks

press 9 for -shaaaaaaah

[TheAnniexD]

Hahahahahahah oh my god! okay this is the funniest thing ever:P

''You're just a chicken, cheep,cheep,cheep'' hahaha!

[Nosorvivors]

wi-seau serious

[TimM676]

@Nosorvivors

In the 5 or so years since i've been on youtube, i have not once liked a comment.

But i will make an exception for this.

[TheCGIMaster]

"Speaking of which do you know how I got these scars?"

"No don't even ask"

*Throws Joke off*

"Bye!"

[hugojoelefou]

Its scary how the room soundtrack fits with the dark knight...

[halomasterr117]

The Joker's laugh at the end is actually a cry.

He's crying because after everything he did... Batman still loves him.

[supaultrapimp]

so perfect lol

[zerbrennendannrennen]

Do you wanna know how I got these scars?? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her. Laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says "Why so serious?". He comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?". He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!". Aaaaand......anyway how's your sex life?

[nri222]

@zerbrennendannrennen LOL

[qiman2]

Hai dougy. *WHAM*

[avojaifnot]

"Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?"

"No, don't even ask."

[Funnerism]

I lost it when he said ''Hi Doggie''

[tj526]

Love how when the Joker realizes who it really is, he sicks the dogs on him immediately

"That's me."

"GO GET EM!" LMAO

[JustWannaFeelGood]

"Hi doggy AAAGGH!"

[PLAZTiKMonkey]

you should have had him say "don't touch me!" at 0:14

[Rhaineboe]

Lmfao



[sdfdogjedi100]

1:10 Bye!!!

[coodoo17]

This is like my favorite movie mixed with my least favorite movie.

[TheMainEvent2k9]

@coodoo17 what? your least favourite movie is the Dark Knight?

[Supelock989]

When bat-tommy says "Thats me" the joker looks like he's thinking "why the fuck did he say that?"

[tj526]

LMAO the way he casually says "Bye" b4 thowing him off. Press 5

[jrinredcar]

hai doggy

[Cazz814]

You seem like an EXPERT Joker!

[sglasspool]

Wisaeu serious?

[imjackcooper]

Great clip but it never quite lives up to the "Hi doggie" bit

[chilitylerash]

"I gave you sev-un years of my Lyyyyfe."

Hearing those words come out of Batman's mouth had me in stitches

[Curseco]

Oh hi doggie- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[AlexSaysHi2013]

Hi Doggie *dog slap

[LiquidArmProduction]

Tommy Wieasu should play Batman in The Dark Knight Rises.

[TheInstantClassic1]

There's only one problem with this scene; Johnny would NEVER hurt poor doggie XDXDXD

[DoCWaSaBe]

he shud of said 'UR TEARING ME APART' when the dogs bit him lol

[newfreshreview]

"Hi doggie."

Priceless.

[DeviantsRealm]

I lost it when he said "Hi doggy."

[3fan123]

CHEEPCHEEPCHEepCHEEO CHEEO

[Athen239]

that would be the weridest superhero ever

[molossus227]

The music at 1:20 makes me think of elves and forest creatures...weird

[Superfenric]

Please more Room Knight

[punkboy06]

Lol this 2 minute movie has better lip syncing than The Room actually has :P

[MarkP0rter]

dont worry about it. i still love you

[gaxzzz]

my 2 favorite movies combined!

[iweargoggles2]

how did that not break his spine

[Etkar2008]

''You gotta do everything yourself''

''That's life.''

''It's okay, I came prepared.''

''Good thinking!''

ROFL

[philipmarie1854]

@Etkar2008 'Speaking of which, do you know how I got htese scars?'

'No, don't even ask.' Shoots blades.

That got me the first time. It was just PERFECT!

[molossus227]

The "HAI DOGGY" in this video makes me laugh every time

[molossus227]

The "HAI DOGGY" in this video makes me laugh everytime

[thomo1888]

Oh hi doggy

[Solarfactor]

This is dubbed better than The Room. 

[DJDEMO1000]

Denny? I thought he was Lisa?

[xalener]

1:53

*WHEEZE*

*WHEEZE*

*WHEEZE*

*WHEEZE*

[jehangirthegreat]

wats the theme which starts at 1:20

[JCSjelde]

they need to have him tell about the scars and then have him say "what a story mark"

[Punks1Not2Dead3You4R]

i love doug walker all good and well. But Tommy Wiseau is the true genius

[MacDaddysHotWheels]

These two videos of yours are NEARLY perfect! It's amazing!

[wtf118]

"You Almost Got Killed!!!"

[182crazyK]

Hai doggy was the best.

[salshasam]

"Oh you made it , Im so thrilled!"

"...Thats me!"

*Joker looks confused*

[Kiewicz92]

Hi doggie

[Hyparbeem526]

I laughed so hard I gained abs.

[blakqpsp]

"You gotta do everything yourself, dont we" "Thats life" "Thats ok i came prepared" "Good thinking" "It's a funny world we live in" "Ha ha ha ha" "Speaking of which you know how I got these scars" "No Dont even ask" "Bye" :58 - 1:12

[0HF4WK]

oh holy fuck my sides are splitting

[salshasam]

1:00

Funny World huh?

hahaha

Know how I got these scars?

Nope, dont een ask

*Throws off cliff*

[garmiesterpoo]

@salshasam it's a building.

[salshasam]

@garmiesterpoo whatever

[LoststeamVAA]

this is one of the funniest things I've seen. ever

[Phame17]

This was way better than part one, wow lmao!

[CightonProductions]

Hi dowgy, AHHHH!

[Tom89600]

So the joker was denny al along huh

[NOELSON341]

@Tom89600 So Batman was going to marry Denny?

[NightshadeHalloway]

I love the kooky music @ 1:20.

[LlameStarcraft]

dont worry about it i still love you

[JoshShaps]

1:06

"Bye."

I fucking lost it.

[Brokensteel1228]

lol i have one with ghostrider spirit of vengeance on my channel

[acotmt]

if tommy wisieau came into my house sed hello to my dogs then procedeed beat them up... i think id shit myself

[Obsidian182]

Sometimes I lie down and pretend I'm a carrot...

[LovelyKuja]

Damn these are great!

[LesDoddFilms]

no dont even ask! hahahahahhaha these are amazing! youre a genius!

[TheMasat01]

Hi Doggie

[timmah638]

"I came prepared..."

"Good thinking!"

I've been laughing my ass off at that for a few minutes now

[LlameStarcraft]

@timmah638 The room youtube videos are literally killing me of laugther

[ProtestTh3Hero]

"Don't touch me motherfuuucker" hahahahaha

[laughingwarlock]

I lost it at "hi doggy"

[roninredshade]

Again, brilliant.

[Chocolatemuffin78]

the funniest thing i have seen in a while

[WolfTheGamer]

"Don't worry I still love you" XD

[perun1nj]

Joker: you have to do everything yourself, DON'T we??

Bat-Wiseau: Thats life.

Joker: Thats okay I came prepared.

Bat-Wiseau: Good thinking!

Joker: Its a funny world we live in.

Bat-Wiseau: Hahaha...

Omg, that whole exchnge almost made me piss myself!

[Deathshuck]

@perun1nj hahahaha yeah you're not alone

[skullboy1990]

What a story mark

[Solarfactor]

This is dubbed better than The Room itself.

[sitstandnow]

PLEASE MAKE MORE :P

[sitstandnow]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH SIR YOU ARE A GENIUS.

[MrStephenKubiak]

2:13 - dun wahhy bow it

[tintor2]

anyway Joker, how is your sexual life?

[TheLostProphecies]

@tintor2 He's tearing apart Harley Quinn's butt

[300incs]

Mark as harvy dent :3

[horrorfinatic]

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

[bhorwith22]

hi doggy

[rigat0nypresents]

0:39 "Get out of my life!

HAHAHAHAHA the dubbing fits so perfectly!

[edcerc]

you almost got killed!

[RevJoshsFunhouse]

I think Tommy Wiseau should just star in every super hero movie, He'd make them actually interesting. And he would have been a better Green Lantern that Ryan Reynolds. Super hero movies are just stupid and pointless now. The last really good one was The Watchmen (which Tommy would have made a great Rorschach). So I want to see Tommy as Batman, Superman, Thor, Green Lantern, Captain America, and any other one Hollywood wants to make a dumb ass movie about

[Badokami]

"Hi doggy AHHHHHHHH!!!"

[kinglmssj]

oh my god this is amazing ahahhahah

[YosLol]

1:00 - 1:11 was just perfect.

[Abbytater]

@YosLol "Thass life!"

[ririckyrickyracoon03]

when the dogs were attacking batman you should've put "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!"

[TonyTony160]

See "The Room" by Tommy Wiseau in the Ziegfeld Cinema on August 20, 2011; Tommy Wiseau will attend this special screening; go to "The Room Movie" website for other screenings! ******************************­*********

[ronpaulisnumber1]

CHIIP CHIIP CHIIP CHIIIIIIP CHIIP

[Diggy22]

Bat-Wiseau: Hi doggy. *dog bites him* aaaaaahhh!!!!

[BooJoMan]

Wiseau for the next batman!!!!!!

[cheeryemogaming]

Wiseau serious?

[SSjSylar]

BYEEEEEEEEEEEE

-throws off the edge-

[whatastorymark1]

Hai doggy

[ruizj2006]

"get out of my life!" LMAO it fit really well

[Jesterclown17]

"Oh hai doggy-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

This is just perfect.

[Takemealive100]

Nostalgia Critic A.K.A Doug Walker XD Sent me here :)

[mccabber24]

Doug Walker brought me here

[TheEuphBeast]

I was laughing throughout, but when he said "I gave you 7 years of my life," I died.

Brilliantly done.

[Pnutmaster]

This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets a TEARABLE object.



[SexyHyruleGuy]

The nostalgia critic posted this on his Facebook, you win the internet

[DragonBunni]

@SexyHyruleGuy nostalgia critic has hugged me. I win at life :D

[Medication102]

@DragonBunni

Yeah...that makes you a real winner...

[DragonBunni]

@Medication102 totes does.

[Medication102]

@DragonBunni

Actually that makes you completely fucking pathetic...but I was hoping you would get the sarcasm...I should have known you were a complete retard.

[DragonBunni]

@Medication102 I got the sarcasm, douchebag. I was just trying to cut this off but if you want to make yourself look like an asshole, fine. I don't see how getting a hug from a well-liked internet celebrity makes me pathetic. Obviously its not the greatest thing ever to happen to me, but I said "I win at life" because it was a reply to SexyHyruleGuy saying virgilmcqueen had "won the internet" for Nostalgia Critic posting it on his wall.

But hey, I don't mind your ignorance and immaturity much.

[Medication102]

@DragonBunni

This comment alone just sums up your sad, pathetic life, does't it? By the way, word to the wise, don't argue with a troll, you will never win.

[DragonBunni]

@Medication102 Oh you surrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rre trolled me. Good one. Now go jack off to 4chan. Just saying "durr you stipid u hav no laife LOL" is a pathetic excuse for trolling. You obviously have no talent, you probably use knowyourmeme for everything, and spend your days trying to vote up your memebase submission. Fuck off.

[Asbo0128]

I was hoping for a "Water Story" when the Joker mentioned his scars.

[mrincodi]

- What's up with the Joker?

- He's cranky today. Ha ha.

[mrincodi]

At the dogs, he should have said "You are tearing me apart!!" Ha ha.

[GreenGearMood]

Yes we know. Doug Walker. Now we can move past that and instead make clever comments concerning the vidya we just watched.

[Rogun987]

When the dogs were attacking he shoulda yelled "You're tearing me apart!"

[RandomShinigami7]

Doug Walker approves this video.

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

@RandomShinigami7 And, again, no one cares.

[RandomShinigami7]

@LeeroyJenkinsstudio 21 people cared, and you obviously cared enough to comment.

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

@RandomShinigami7 Nope, they don't care.

[heyXtheresXmyXtoe]

@LeeroyJenkinsstudio Right, nobody cares. Those who think they care are just sheep with predetermined personalities. We're all blank robots on a set path. Anyway, how's your sex life?

[LeeroyJenkinsstudio]

@heyXtheresXmyXtoe Stop crying, bro, no one cares.