Major Payne

[Elusivecard]

i love the cat bit lol *meow*

[guitarguy1685]

i feel i'm getting weaker....as charlie is growing stronger in the jungle! lolololol such a classic

[shinegreymonBM]

He slapped his ass into a coma! XD

Major Payne:In civillian life sir, I had a minor setback. lol

[mikhyharris]

Thats was too funny when payne slap the shit out that guy! XD ROFLMAO!!

[CincinnatiLibra05]

LMAO @1:47 Up To When Payne Walks Out The Buzzing Of The The Prison Doors

[jrdkrbn]

"I CAYANT HEEE YUUUUUU!!!!!!"

[Mathis27Fan]

He gave the window sweet chin music.lol

[FanOfReyMysterio1]

yeah that is the new hbk

[jdmcool24]

1:46 he got bitch slaped silly. lol

[jdajanel]

This part is hillarious! He beat the shit out of the dude! lol

[sxylady159]

1:46 lol.

[clustro]

the look on the cop's face is priceless

[xZero995]

You like hitting women? DON'T NEVER HIT HER AGAIN YOU HEAR ME? HUH? HUH? omg classic lol

[comett1]

That was a big ass rat! I see why a lot of New Yorkers are coming to Fla.

[dtravisrt6]

"I GOT THE ITCH BUT IT AINT NOTHIN TO SCRATCH"

a girl at my school got that itch he got

[scoopztb]

It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man.

[Jack9496]

dose any one know were i can watch this movie?

[kenyanevans94]

1:46 LMFAO

[hiphop465910]

plz watch my vid major paine inpersonation

[GatorsFool]

LMAO!

[VikingThor1]

neutralize

[NavySealRay]

This is one of my favorite movies also,it's hilarious!

[Shangas]

Ooooh boy. This is one of my FAVOURITE movies. I haven't seen it in years, though. The slapping bit is still my favourite part.

[TheCmdrofficer]

heheheheheehh! Neutralize....

[lildawwg]

The cop's face at 1:48 ROTFL!

[MelMovieLoverPage2]

LoL at the slapping part omg XD

[sxylady159]

lmao. he should meet chris brown 4 hittin women like that.

[Anuon1210]

yr right

[sxylady159]

the slapping was funny as hell. lmao

[Humkick]

lol

[Anuon1210]

u like to hit women boy SLAPORMAMA

[ryuzakiroks5000]

I should make a vid like this only that Payne slaps Bush

[armyman390]

Its viet life sir i had a minor set back i love this movie

[backdraft999]

Actually, he says "It's civilian life, sir.  I had a minor set back."

[armyman390]

i swear he says viet but you could be right

[wazupwolf]

he says civilian lol

[ragnorokh]

he slaps the shit outta that guy xD

[daniel131131]

1:41 Major Payne should meet Chris Brown.

[roth00140]

@daniel131131 that would be epic



[DeshawnLT]

I cant loose my edge-I gotta keep my stregth up-I gotta maintain discipline because the hard reality was-I GOTTA GET A JOB LOL

[beastwitinn]

hahah

[2Geezy13]

LMAO, Rofl, omg this was the movie back in the day!!!

[huntermx4]

u like to beat women???dont neva eva hit her again....hear me hear me huh huh?

[dmooreiv]

seeing Major Payne slap that man made me wanna do it just like that!!!

[DudeImStoned]

You like to beat women? :)

[Ycondaman]

"Neutralize?"

I knew what was gonna happen for some reason *lol*

[Stephen12m12]

the beginning was from Apocalypse now

[iloveanime7]

"DON'T. NEVAH. HIT. HER. AH. GIN. Here me? Here me? Huh? HUH?" I always laugh at that part! XD

[MOBROOKS]

lol. I see that brother Baines is counseling brothers in prison again. hahaha

who got that?

[ronarprfct]

Prime evidence that Damon Wayans is a comedic genius.  Of course, I knew that after watching In Living Color.

[shady4chi]

0:55 to 1:03 is the best part lmao.

"cause the hard reality was i had to get a job" lmao

[fartingnoises]

Hey isn't Major payne teaching a bunch of high shcool students in a program called JROTC. I am also in that program but kinda wanted to know why a Marine instructor end up teaching a bunch of Army JROTC cadets in the ROTC books he suppose to teach Marine JROTC cadet.

[smellmyfinga]

Who cares! Now FUCK OFF!!

[fartingnoises]

Gosh whats ur problem man? what kind of answer was that. I bet u don't even know what I am talking about man if u didn't know then why bother answering.

[dngl21]

problem is, I aint got nothin to scratch...LOL!

[redconspcy31]

"hell, im just plain ol hungry" haha

[damninspiration22]

that's amazing!

[zmjohnston]

feel im gettin weaker...while charlie's growin stronger in the jungle.

[MOBROOKS]

HAHAHA!!!

"I feel I'm gettin weaker while charlie is gettin stronger"

classic line! I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that major payne has no love for "charlie". lol

[demon515]

That is the best part of the whole movie

[iluv50cent]

I love this movie funniest movie ever! 

"You will never hit her again, hear me hear me huh huh" lol

[gazza1189]

this is the best movie ever

[smokeybones34]

HA ha the best part

[bobw77]

I love this movie :D