@ItachiChan123 itachi. itachi. itachi. itachi. nii san. nii san. nii san. nii san. nii chan. nii chan. nii chan. nii chan. weasle. weas- why am i doing this.
The monster saw me at this part (actually, after I had the glass jar), and BUST THROUGH THE DOOR to get in here. I had never felt that kind of fear before in my life.
@DaftRobot248 It means he hasn't played it before and doesn't know what to do. Some Let's Players have played the game before and can breeze through the game because they've done the puzzles and stuff on a previous run.
Why do I always hear birds? I mean you're in an underground prison and I hear birds... Or is that kinda bright scratching noise in the background something else?
Anyways, good LP, you're really funny, couldn't sleep last night though.
I pissed my pants. And no, this is not an exaggeration, I have to change my pants now. I was drinking water alot today (Which I normally do not do, getting about a cup of water a day). And while sitting here, you shouted and a monster was on screen. So I. Pissed. My Pants. DX NAHH!!
i hate when i see ppl commenting on these videos telling you to please stop doing something that is annoying to them in some way. mainly for two reasons
1) you can not travel in time to change what you have already done lol
2) your giving ppl free entertainment (well done entertainment at that) and you don't even put adds on your video and for that i say thank you very much and i think most ppl watching your videos would agree with me on this :D keep up the good work man :DDD
@JohnnyKnodoff I remember being terrified in that kitchen because the bottle I threw in the acid glitched and kept making splash noises, and the gatherer chased me into the kitchen and it wouldn't leave. The bottle splashing kept it occupied so I actually had to time it and haul ass out of the room to the tunnel. D:
Damnit, the scariest thing about this game is that the walls in my home are so thin that I can hear everything - including whatever the fuck my neighbors are doing. Do you know how scary it is to watch this and then you hear people talking in the hallway?! (Or your neighbor snoring upstairs...)
@NububuChan you never hear them do anything.....you know...i mean it would be a bit awkwaqrd watching amnesia then out of nowhere hearing a full frontal female orgasm... 0_o wait actually that could be pretty good under certain circumsatnces....
What would have made this game just a bit more fun would be the ability to throw rocks at the monsters to stun them, give you some sanity back for " Conquering your fears" and then run like hell before said monster gets his bearings.
@nathan9384 I have a full of LP of Splinter Cell Conviction, and the darkness drains your sanity on this game so you have to use it sparingly. Nice try.
Let's assume you could live this moments in real life, would you like to? You would not die or suffer but just feel the fear of seeing monsters and unusual thing.
Johnny is just awesome. I am totally ruining the game for myself (as I have not begun to play it yet) but I am addicted to watching you play!!! hahaha
You've got me actually skipping parts of your videos. Not because they're boring, but because i actually can't stand the suspense that comes with creeping around a dungeon full of monsters. I could never play this game, so kudos to you, good sir. Subbed!
i like how you say "fuck you" whenever you see a wanderer or a shadowy figure off in the darkness of the hallways, ever so lurking forward as your heart beat starts rapidly beating it finaly turns around and goes the opposite way...^_^ and this time you whispered it haha...
Dude. ur so god damn lucky with the zombies, when i was playing they always stood in the middle of the hall and started chasing me, you never even see them just hear the warning sound ._______.
"oh shit poop fuck... i think it saw me..... ooo shit poop, shit poop pee." god totally ruined the scare as i was laughing for ages... how immature does that make me?
dude im just watching it at night and i am terrified! I tried to cover my eyes but i could not look away. have you had nightmares of this? plus "POOP-SHIT-FUCK!!!" was my reaction too ^^
@RunLikaKenyaN Just stop the recording, hit escape, don't move, hit it as soon as I unescape, and then edit them together as fluidly as possible. It's not difficult
dead space is not scary enough.... in thirdpersonshooters u have better view....only true i could shit pants in it only if there is fps mod for it..it would be awesome
@Kang5030 so true man so true enemys in horror games these days are allways target practise *dead space* but as you said the monsters in this game are fresh and soo scary! >.<
Look at that ominous door, lol
TheTot 2 weeks ago
oooh shit poop, poop shit and pee :D
MsJanaer 1 month ago
pooooooooooooo
aragondeven 2 months ago
that "heeeelp meeee..." sound scared the hell out of me !!!
0SRapt0r 3 months ago
Shitpoopfuck! Lol XD
JimmietheCynical 4 months ago 2
SHIT POOP FUCK
Anthony883 4 months ago 4
um is it wierd to see a video with the name "holw to poop" in related videos?
nsomestuph 6 months ago 7
What would you do if you were in such a castle in rl? :)
rebeccaliebregts 6 months ago
@rebeccaliebregts remember that window he climbed out a few episodes ago...yeah...that...XD
ItachiChan123 1 month ago
@ItachiChan123 itachi. itachi. itachi. itachi. nii san. nii san. nii san. nii san. nii chan. nii chan. nii chan. nii chan. weasle. weas- why am i doing this.
1234567pokemonmaster 1 month ago
@1234567pokemonmaster because you are beautiful! <3
ItachiChan123 1 month ago
@ItachiChan123 Because i need to stop reading/watching/drawing naruto X'D
1234567pokemonmaster 1 month ago
I like how in the recommended videos, theres one called How to Poop. Somewhat appropriate.
lu4y4pants 7 months ago 12
The monster saw me at this part (actually, after I had the glass jar), and BUST THROUGH THE DOOR to get in here. I had never felt that kind of fear before in my life.
Taranis501 7 months ago 5
shit poop fuck.
slashy04 7 months ago
Why is 'How to poop' in the suggestions? o.o
AmongstTheBracken 7 months ago 14
@AmongstTheBracken Maybe the instructions are
1. Get laptop
2. Sit on toilet
3. Play Amnesia
yotube155 7 months ago 9
@yotube155 Touche.
AmongstTheBracken 7 months ago
@yotube155 doesn't play on a laptop lol (mine at least)
Josh44Tube 6 months ago
What do you mean by the "blind" part of the title?? o.O
DaftRobot248 7 months ago
@DaftRobot248 He hasn't seen walk throughs. He doesn't know whats going to happen
Doggone456 7 months ago
@DaftRobot248 "Blind" is a term Lets Players use to say that they have never played the game that they are LPing before
Naruto3913 7 months ago
@DaftRobot248 It means he hasn't played it before and doesn't know what to do. Some Let's Players have played the game before and can breeze through the game because they've done the puzzles and stuff on a previous run.
AlteredTomorrow 6 months ago
3rd of august!!! thats my birthday!!!
bdbeep 7 months ago
Shit, poop, fuck??? :)) Take it from me as well, you're funny!
MadViewer01 7 months ago
Abulatipuragliuglielmo! =D
360Alphawolf 7 months ago
Why do I always hear birds? I mean you're in an underground prison and I hear birds... Or is that kinda bright scratching noise in the background something else?
Anyways, good LP, you're really funny, couldn't sleep last night though.
DerScriptGuru 8 months ago
@DerScriptGuru They are rats
LoZfanguy 7 months ago
@LoZfanguy Thanks. I was really confused by that noise and I couldn't explain their origin.
DerScriptGuru 7 months ago
@DerScriptGuru np
LoZfanguy 7 months ago
I can't believe I'm eating a burrito while watching this... O.o
LyluthLiebe 8 months ago
@LyluthLiebe
You are a true man.
UberFlippy 7 months ago
@UberFlippy Lmao I'm a girl, but all right
LyluthLiebe 6 months ago
Voice: " *Cough* *Cough* Heelp mee..."
Johnny: "Oh shit. Run away."
TVDadda 8 months ago
Am I the only one seeing "How to poop" in the suggested videos? Because it amuses me greatly.
0niEladb 8 months ago 5
@0niEladb I'm seeing it too. Though in my opinion this game is better by far at defecation education.
Quiet0Man0Watching 8 months ago
@0niEladb i see it to man, i see it too
personthatneverwas 7 months ago
I pissed my pants. And no, this is not an exaggeration, I have to change my pants now. I was drinking water alot today (Which I normally do not do, getting about a cup of water a day). And while sitting here, you shouted and a monster was on screen. So I. Pissed. My Pants. DX NAHH!!
1234animecrazy 8 months ago
when the monster came in the beginning and you were like 'shit poop shit' i was intensely scared...and amused.
itssosarahh 8 months ago
@DrPeabrain
Thanks! It wasn't my top priority to find out, but I didn't know what that meant either.
Kenyusui 9 months ago
Shit poop fuck!
MegaGlinko 9 months ago 3
Did anyone else going to watch How to Poop after this vid?
Darniros 9 months ago 6
@Darniros Ironically, that video just links back to this one.
BakuKuro 8 months ago
Hey johny do u still read these comments ?
Chaosreaper44 9 months ago
oooh shit, poop pee, shit poop wtf?!?
thebombermonkey 9 months ago
"This prison blows HD"
Hairy Dick? :o
Left4YoMomma 9 months ago
why does each video say pt. # and then blind? i understand the parts obviously, but do you say 'blind' to mean that you've never played it?
stupid question i know.
NadiaKnickers 9 months ago
@NadiaKnickers blind means that he hasnt played it before or watched any other LPs, so he doesnt know what to do or where to go
DrPeabrain 9 months ago 2
Love your video's :)
TiddyMunfbs 9 months ago
*high on some MS contin, eatiing something*
"I might literally soil my bridges now"
*quits eating*
You sir, are epic.
bekerglas 9 months ago
Shitpoopfuck. Shitpoop. Poopshit&pee. I love your curses. <3
meowkie 10 months ago 2
"Shit poop fuck!" Yes, me too. AKSDFKJ *weeps*
JillBrameld 10 months ago
ahahahaha 01:09 "shit poop fuck!"
zaper750 10 months ago
i hate when i see ppl commenting on these videos telling you to please stop doing something that is annoying to them in some way. mainly for two reasons
1) you can not travel in time to change what you have already done lol
2) your giving ppl free entertainment (well done entertainment at that) and you don't even put adds on your video and for that i say thank you very much and i think most ppl watching your videos would agree with me on this :D keep up the good work man :DDD
AtomikGamer 10 months ago
i hid in the back with the pigs they protected me
cozminr 10 months ago
10:00 Don't poop, plz!
DanBallAppletsSIP 10 months ago
"SHIT POOP FUCK"
Anthony883 10 months ago
@Anthony883 @Venomothh areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg really? -.-
xsexyxian123 10 months ago
"shit poop fuck"
Venomothh 10 months ago
stupid ad on a loop playing at scary parts
TheRealEdge16 10 months ago
You know a game is successfully horrifying when it makes you suspicious of inanimate objects 1:45
You're fucking hilarious. I would pay to have you play all my games for me.
panikattak14 10 months ago 3
@JohnnyKnodoff I remember being terrified in that kitchen because the bottle I threw in the acid glitched and kept making splash noises, and the gatherer chased me into the kitchen and it wouldn't leave. The bottle splashing kept it occupied so I actually had to time it and haul ass out of the room to the tunnel. D:
DeepBlackEmerald 10 months ago
Johnny and Darksydephil are the F***ing funniest gamers on youtube XD
TheDanishDeath 10 months ago
oh shit poop fuck pee
OdavavaCecirion 10 months ago
"Shitpoopfuck" I loveyou. <3
lEnteil 10 months ago
SHIT POOP FUCK!
razzg 10 months ago
huh....why is a live action version of the pokemon theme in your suggested videos? kind of a leap between these 2 subject matter
theblazingraven 10 months ago
Good idea on not blocking doors anymore.
stewardo 11 months ago
My cat jumped up onto my lap when that Gatherer came after.
I screamed so loud that i was even scared of my own scream.
What. The. Fuck. -.-
Alaanai103 11 months ago
hahahaha only because you said poop you see a related vid with how to poop
KvdGiessen 11 months ago
Sometimes I wish the monsters had really seen you and chased after you sometimes so we could watch you flip out... Sorry Johnny.
PrincessDazzie 11 months ago
Poop, shit, and pee. ; w ;
musicalmoose44 11 months ago
okay the "shit poop fuck" made it 30% less scary because i just ended up giggling. fff.
Larxenekingdomhearts 11 months ago 2
almost made "you" poop my bed covers were blue originally when this ep started :(
stupidityletsplays02 11 months ago
Really enjoy your LPs, subbed. :)
SubinaTub 11 months ago
lmfao "how to poop", i think johnny is doing a pretty good job of teaching everyone that.
cassiecanxx3 11 months ago
Damnit, the scariest thing about this game is that the walls in my home are so thin that I can hear everything - including whatever the fuck my neighbors are doing. Do you know how scary it is to watch this and then you hear people talking in the hallway?! (Or your neighbor snoring upstairs...)
NububuChan 1 year ago
@NububuChan you never hear them do anything.....you know...i mean it would be a bit awkwaqrd watching amnesia then out of nowhere hearing a full frontal female orgasm... 0_o wait actually that could be pretty good under certain circumsatnces....
stupidityletsplays02 11 months ago
@stupidityletsplays02 Under certain circumstances I do suppose...
NububuChan 11 months ago
SHITPOOPFUCK.
SacridiaDarque 1 year ago
Shit! Poop! Fuck!
bravo075 1 year ago 38
in these couble vidoes u wasted alot of tinderboxes -.-
tyler2832 1 year ago
What would have made this game just a bit more fun would be the ability to throw rocks at the monsters to stun them, give you some sanity back for " Conquering your fears" and then run like hell before said monster gets his bearings.
flaguy34 1 year ago
@flaguy34
You can throw rocks at them and it does make them stumble. It doesn't give you back sanity though :l
SirDaggers 1 year ago
Okay so some guy asks for your help and then you run the fuck away. Awesome.
jammer33man 1 year ago
SHIT POOP FUCK
waffman11 1 year ago
Poop Shit Pee-PSP
ScOrPiOnE905 1 year ago
10:26 Master of hiding man : )))) Insane speed :D
MineRescuer 1 year ago
why dont you let your dog look through the blinds?
lazylink 1 year ago
Great 'How to poop' and 'Make up tips' are related to Amnesia :o
heehebjehemdaar 1 year ago
I've been watching 1 up until now and.. I think it's official, the fact that you're scared is unsettling and making me scared as well. D:
It makes it much more scarier than it should be.
ZeakCao 1 year ago
When this scary music (When you are chased by a monster) stops - the monster will disappear.
Cylowatt 1 year ago
Johnny, have you ever play Splinter Cell? When you run away go to the DARKNESS not the light lol. You don't want to be super easy to spot.
nathan9384 1 year ago 2
@nathan9384 I have a full of LP of Splinter Cell Conviction, and the darkness drains your sanity on this game so you have to use it sparingly. Nice try.
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago 52
@JohnnyKnodoff Did you play other Splinter Cell games? I mean the first 3 ones.
insight1337 9 months ago
sorry i gotta go handle my dog,ok im back,
lets get back to shitting our pants.
LMAO I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I THREW UP!
destroyer9065 1 year ago
LOL, I love how in the related videos there's one called "How to Poop"
TheAshleyAlive 1 year ago
3:38
Guy: -*cough*cough*cough* help mee...
Johnny: **Runs Away**
Guy: ohhh Fu*k
AndiVicio 1 year ago 5
really thanks for uploading this of amnasia. I really like watching this ^^
Darkii1Dream 1 year ago
Wouldn't it be funny if instead of growling whenever a monster saw you it yelled "HAHA I found you! get over here bitch!" that would be epic.
dmbj77 1 year ago
@dmbj77
it would be funny... but not scary at all.
Link9164 10 months ago
If Daniel survives he is REALLY going to need a dentist with all the teeth grinding he does...by the sound of it bits of tooth must be chipping off
Hoshinanami 1 year ago 6
if only after you beat the game, you can replay it as chuck norris or the heavy from TF2 just kicking all the monsters asses
NothingGreatFilms 1 year ago
Let's assume you could live this moments in real life, would you like to? You would not die or suffer but just feel the fear of seeing monsters and unusual thing.
Caboun3 1 year ago
I love how the top related video is "How to Poop"
xerae550 1 year ago
That's the great thing about this game. Sometimes you don't want to progress but the game forces you to progress ><
salvonius 1 year ago
Johnny is just awesome. I am totally ruining the game for myself (as I have not begun to play it yet) but I am addicted to watching you play!!! hahaha
SweetANgel12000 1 year ago
shitpoopfuck? like it, nice curse :P
Toxex3 1 year ago
You've got me actually skipping parts of your videos. Not because they're boring, but because i actually can't stand the suspense that comes with creeping around a dungeon full of monsters. I could never play this game, so kudos to you, good sir. Subbed!
dannyator 1 year ago
The Drawer infront of your face thing works btw ^^
Knivezmoney1 1 year ago
Monsters are such idiots
If they would NOT make that sound when they see people,
they might catch more people
hurr durr
bugea7er 1 year ago 7
I just subscribed.
It's hilarious how one person can make a damn scary came funny with comments. ^^
Congrates man. I adore you.
And you are one of the first persons on the internet who speaks perfectly clear and understandable english, without to mumble.
Casy1306 1 year ago 47
@Casy1306 Thank you :D <3
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago 21
@JohnnyKnodoff
<3
Balls with a party hat?
bigbob572 1 year ago
@JohnnyKnodoff Yer awesome. Yer not annoyin' like 99% of all the other commentary's of the game. Yer just yourself, and that's too damn awesome. :D
Tedminat0r 7 months ago
Shit, poop, fuck!
monsterborn12 1 year ago 7
I reached the prison with no oil and no tinderboxes, man :/
stainedjuanito 1 year ago
So many advice dog pics could be made around this LP, but the one that would come to mind first is: "Open ominous door, shit pants."
RaziTheRedUncle 1 year ago
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Don't drop the soap...
DanJoeProductions97 1 year ago
haha watching this there was a suggestion video on "how to poop"
Rscbaby 1 year ago
I keep hearing a "bang"-noise too, but that's partly from the game and partly from the fireworks outside.
NububuChan 1 year ago
;_; This game is terrifying. I'm to much of a pussy to finish it.
It's more fun to watch you play.
fallenangelsasori 1 year ago 5
look at the suggestions how to poop lol
MrGlador 1 year ago
I don't know wats funnier this video or the fact that learning how to poop is a related video
Celtsfan6643 1 year ago
Mankind is most fearsome when they don't fear death :D
lordwouter7 1 year ago
so is it the monster that makes the nails on rock grinding noise? or is it the roaches? or is it part of the ambient noise?
SmileCloudlessly 1 year ago
@SmileCloudlessly It's Daniel grinding his teeth
secretninja2400 1 year ago
@secretninja2400 goddammit :(
SmileCloudlessly 1 year ago
a live action pokemon theme song in the related videos too?
>.>
withagun76 1 year ago 2
@withagun76 the gatherer monster singing in a gurgling voice "GOT TO CATCH THEM ALL!"
ljks1 1 year ago
Subscribed :)
ALienANnihilator 1 year ago
at the slitest grawl Johnny sprints to the other side of the prison.
REfanboy96 1 year ago
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Amciderm 1 year ago
i like how you say "fuck you" whenever you see a wanderer or a shadowy figure off in the darkness of the hallways, ever so lurking forward as your heart beat starts rapidly beating it finaly turns around and goes the opposite way...^_^ and this time you whispered it haha...
zin665 1 year ago
Dude. ur so god damn lucky with the zombies, when i was playing they always stood in the middle of the hall and started chasing me, you never even see them just hear the warning sound ._______.
zBatboyz 1 year ago
why is the video "How to poop" in the relted video selection?!
TVDadda 1 year ago 85
@TVDadda It's perfect.
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago 98
@TVDadda lol it really is xD
lordwouter7 1 year ago
@TVDadda "I was wondering the same, perhaps because the word poop is used so often?"
MynameisFICTION 1 year ago
@TVDadda because johny was mentioning poop in the video if you can recall it
xmass65ify 1 year ago
@TVDadda I clicked on it.
I blame you.
Fab4Sunrises 11 months ago
@TVDadda LOLOLOL JUST NOCTICED THAT XD
SatanicGuardian 10 months ago
"oh shit poop fuck... i think it saw me..... ooo shit poop, shit poop pee." god totally ruined the scare as i was laughing for ages... how immature does that make me?
vivalaharry0310 1 year ago 37
@vivalaharry0310 Not immature at all. Words related to human excrement are absolutely hillarious!
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago 40
*cough cough cough* "help me..." says voice
"whoa....whoa!" *Johnny runs the other way* XD
SwaggaJacka210 1 year ago 6
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dude im just watching it at night and i am terrified! I tried to cover my eyes but i could not look away. have you had nightmares of this? plus "POOP-SHIT-FUCK!!!" was my reaction too ^^
vampireXD50 1 year ago
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vampireXD50 1 year ago
The prison was the scariest place in the castle IMO :D
Torture chambers are scariest too... Damn, the whole castle is freakin scary!
TheMrVh 1 year ago
you earned a subscriber and a fan for life XD
dedanddying 1 year ago 20
@dedanddying Thanks :D
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago 14
@JohnnyKnodoff nah 2 :D
SleeepyOo 1 year ago
Yeah, his room was really nice. I mean, at least it was cleaner than mine.
clarkispotamia 1 year ago
omg LOL theres actually a recomended video called "how to poop"
McBlemmen 1 year ago 4
I don't know why, but I lol'd so hard when you called it a zombie.
dkamm65 1 year ago
how do you pause the recording session with out so much as a studder?
RunLikaKenyaN 1 year ago 3
@RunLikaKenyaN Just stop the recording, hit escape, don't move, hit it as soon as I unescape, and then edit them together as fluidly as possible. It's not difficult
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago
the monsters are fugly!
JrOeKeEkRaCsAhRiDn 1 year ago
lol shit poop fuck? lol awesome!
JrOeKeEkRaCsAhRiDn 1 year ago
dead space is not scary enough.... in thirdpersonshooters u have better view....only true i could shit pants in it only if there is fps mod for it..it would be awesome
munapaska 1 year ago
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"Shit poop fuck!" Greatest reaction ever :D
9MinniiE3 1 year ago 3
I shit brix dude too many gummy legos eh?
magicsoul50 1 year ago
Man, put the Gatherers in any other game and they're just another thing to shoot... here, they're incarnations of horror.
They say you can't have courage without fear. You're a pretty brave dude, shitty pants and all. Salute.
Kang5030 1 year ago 13
@Kang5030 /salute
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago
@Kang5030 so true man so true enemys in horror games these days are allways target practise *dead space* but as you said the monsters in this game are fresh and soo scary! >.<
YTclown 1 year ago
@Kang5030 This man truly have the balls of steel.
Zehndolf 1 year ago
Because of you everytime I find himself startled, scared or nervous I unintentionally let out a "shit poop fuck"... thanks thre Johnny!
Btw, subbed for hilarity!
Tripyourift2 1 year ago
@Tripyourift2 Aha! Thank you sir!
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago
Shit poop fuck.
IeaturCoOkIeS10201 1 year ago
Holy shit 1:08. I leaked a little but I'll just let it dry.
liteprotoss 1 year ago
Amnesia: Shitting Your Pants The Johnny Knodoff Way.
Jakeshark 1 year ago
@Jakeshark Werd.
JohnnyKnodoff 1 year ago
Lmao! SHIT POOP FUCK
Evilbloodknight 1 year ago
10:13 did make me poop :(
Coldfan223 1 year ago