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  • Look at that ominous door, lol

  • oooh shit poop, poop shit and pee :D

  • pooooooooooooo

  • that "heeeelp meeee..." sound scared the hell out of me !!!

  • Shitpoopfuck! Lol XD

  • SHIT POOP FUCK

  • um is it wierd to see a video with the name "holw to poop" in related videos?

  • What would you do if you were in such a castle in rl? :)

  • @rebeccaliebregts remember that window he climbed out a few episodes ago...yeah...that...XD

  • @ItachiChan123 itachi. itachi. itachi. itachi. nii san. nii san. nii san. nii san. nii chan. nii chan. nii chan. nii chan. weasle. weas- why am i doing this.

  • @1234567pokemonmaster because you are beautiful! <3

  • @ItachiChan123 Because i need to stop reading/watching/drawing naruto X'D

  • I like how in the recommended videos, theres one called How to Poop. Somewhat appropriate.

  • The monster saw me at this part (actually, after I had the glass jar), and BUST THROUGH THE DOOR to get in here. I had never felt that kind of fear before in my life.

  • shit poop fuck.

  • Why is 'How to poop' in the suggestions? o.o

  • @AmongstTheBracken Maybe the instructions are

    1. Get laptop

    2. Sit on toilet

    3. Play Amnesia

  • @yotube155 Touche.

  • @yotube155 doesn't play on a laptop lol (mine at least)

  • What do you mean by the "blind" part of the title?? o.O

  • @DaftRobot248 He hasn't seen walk throughs. He doesn't know whats going to happen

  • @DaftRobot248 "Blind" is a term Lets Players use to say that they have never played the game that they are LPing before

  • @DaftRobot248 It means he hasn't played it before and doesn't know what to do. Some Let's Players have played the game before and can breeze through the game because they've done the puzzles and stuff on a previous run.

  • 3rd of august!!! thats my birthday!!!

  • Shit, poop, fuck??? :)) Take it from me as well, you're funny!

  • Abulatipuragliuglielmo! =D

  • Why do I always hear birds? I mean you're in an underground prison and I hear birds... Or is that kinda bright scratching noise in the background something else?

    Anyways, good LP, you're really funny, couldn't sleep last night though.

  • @DerScriptGuru They are rats

  • @LoZfanguy Thanks. I was really confused by that noise and I couldn't explain their origin.

  • I can't believe I'm eating a burrito while watching this... O.o

  • @LyluthLiebe

    You are a true man.

  • @UberFlippy Lmao I'm a girl, but all right

  • Voice: " *Cough* *Cough* Heelp mee..."

    Johnny: "Oh shit. Run away."

  • Am I the only one seeing "How to poop" in the suggested videos? Because it amuses me greatly.

  • @0niEladb I'm seeing it too. Though in my opinion this game is better by far at defecation education.

  • @0niEladb i see it to man, i see it too

  • I pissed my pants. And no, this is not an exaggeration, I have to change my pants now. I was drinking water alot today (Which I normally do not do, getting about a cup of water a day). And while sitting here, you shouted and a monster was on screen. So I. Pissed. My Pants. DX NAHH!!

  • when the monster came in the beginning and you were like 'shit poop shit' i was intensely scared...and amused.

  • @DrPeabrain

    Thanks! It wasn't my top priority to find out, but I didn't know what that meant either.

  • Shit poop fuck!

  • Did anyone else going to watch How to Poop after this vid?

  • @Darniros Ironically, that video just links back to this one.

  • Hey johny do u still read these comments ?

  • oooh shit, poop pee, shit poop wtf?!?

  • "This prison blows HD"

    Hairy Dick? :o

  • why does each video say pt. # and then blind? i understand the parts obviously, but do you say 'blind' to mean that you've never played it?

    stupid question i know.

  • @NadiaKnickers blind means that he hasnt played it before or watched any other LPs, so he doesnt know what to do or where to go

  • Love your video's :)

    

  • *high on some MS contin, eatiing something*

    "I might literally soil my bridges now"

    *quits eating*

    You sir, are epic.

  • Shitpoopfuck. Shitpoop. Poopshit&pee. I love your curses. <3

  • "Shit poop fuck!" Yes, me too. AKSDFKJ *weeps*

  • ahahahaha 01:09 "shit poop fuck!"

  • i hate when i see ppl commenting on these videos telling you to please stop doing something that is annoying to them in some way. mainly for two reasons

    1) you can not travel in time to change what you have already done lol

    2) your giving ppl free entertainment (well done entertainment at that) and you don't even put adds on your video and for that i say thank you very much and i think most ppl watching your videos would agree with me on this :D keep up the good work man :DDD

  • i hid in the back with the pigs they protected me

  • 10:00 Don't poop, plz! 

  • "SHIT POOP FUCK"

  • @Anthony883 @Venomothh areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg really? -.-

  • "shit poop fuck"

  • stupid ad on a loop playing at scary parts

  • You know a game is successfully horrifying when it makes you suspicious of inanimate objects 1:45

    You're fucking hilarious. I would pay to have you play all my games for me.

  • @JohnnyKnodoff I remember being terrified in that kitchen because the bottle I threw in the acid glitched and kept making splash noises, and the gatherer chased me into the kitchen and it wouldn't leave. The bottle splashing kept it occupied so I actually had to time it and haul ass out of the room to the tunnel. D:

  • Johnny and Darksydephil are the F***ing funniest gamers on youtube XD

  • oh shit poop fuck pee

  • "Shitpoopfuck" I loveyou. <3

  • SHIT POOP FUCK!

  • huh....why is a live action version of the pokemon theme in your suggested videos?  kind of a leap between these 2 subject matter

  • Good idea on not blocking doors anymore.

  • My cat jumped up onto my lap when that Gatherer came after.

    I screamed so loud that i was even scared of my own scream.

    What. The. Fuck. -.-

  • hahahaha only because you said poop you see a related vid with how to poop

  • Sometimes I wish the monsters had really seen you and chased after you sometimes so we could watch you flip out... Sorry Johnny.

  • Poop, shit, and pee. ; w ;

  • okay the "shit poop fuck" made it 30% less scary because i just ended up giggling. fff.

  • almost made "you" poop my bed covers were blue originally when this ep started :(

  • Really enjoy your LPs, subbed. :)

  • lmfao "how to poop", i think johnny is doing a pretty good job of teaching everyone that.

  • Damnit, the scariest thing about this game is that the walls in my home are so thin that I can hear everything - including whatever the fuck my neighbors are doing. Do you know how scary it is to watch this and then you hear people talking in the hallway?! (Or your neighbor snoring upstairs...)

  • @NububuChan you never hear them do anything.....you know...i mean it would be a bit awkwaqrd watching amnesia then out of nowhere hearing a full frontal female orgasm... 0_o wait actually that could be pretty good under certain circumsatnces....

  • @stupidityletsplays02 Under certain circumstances I do suppose...

  • SHITPOOPFUCK.

  • Shit! Poop! Fuck!

  • in these couble vidoes u wasted alot of tinderboxes -.-

  • What would have made this game just a bit more fun would be the ability to throw rocks at the monsters to stun them, give you some sanity back for " Conquering your fears" and then run like hell before said monster gets his bearings.

  • @flaguy34

    You can throw rocks at them and it does make them stumble. It doesn't give you back sanity though :l

  • Okay so some guy asks for your help and then you run the fuck away. Awesome.

  • SHIT POOP FUCK

  • Poop Shit Pee-PSP

  • 10:26 Master of hiding man : )))) Insane speed :D

  • why dont you let your dog look through the blinds?

  • Great 'How to poop' and 'Make up tips' are related to Amnesia :o

  • I've been watching 1 up until now and.. I think it's official, the fact that you're scared is unsettling and making me scared as well. D:

    It makes it much more scarier than it should be.

  • When this scary music (When you are chased by a monster) stops - the monster will disappear.

  • Johnny, have you ever play Splinter Cell? When you run away go to the DARKNESS not the light lol.  You don't want to be super easy to spot.

  • @nathan9384 I have a full of LP of Splinter Cell Conviction, and the darkness drains your sanity on this game so you have to use it sparingly. Nice try.

  • @JohnnyKnodoff Did you play other Splinter Cell games? I mean the first 3 ones.

  • sorry i gotta go handle my dog,ok im back,

    lets get back to shitting our pants.

    LMAO I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I THREW UP!

  • LOL, I love how in the related videos there's one called "How to Poop"

  • 3:38

    Guy: -*cough*cough*cough* help mee...

    Johnny: **Runs Away**

    Guy: ohhh Fu*k

  • really thanks for uploading this of amnasia. I really like watching this ^^

  • Wouldn't it be funny if instead of growling whenever a monster saw you it yelled "HAHA I found you! get over here bitch!" that would be epic.

  • @dmbj77

    it would be funny... but not scary at all.

  • If Daniel survives he is REALLY going to need a dentist with all the teeth grinding he does...by the sound of it bits of tooth must be chipping off

  • if only after you beat the game, you can replay it as chuck norris or the heavy from TF2 just kicking all the monsters asses

  • Let's assume you could live this moments in real life, would you like to? You would not die or suffer but just feel the fear of seeing monsters and unusual thing.

  • I love how the top related video is "How to Poop"

  • That's the great thing about this game. Sometimes you don't want to progress but the game forces you to progress ><

  • Johnny is just awesome. I am totally ruining the game for myself (as I have not begun to play it yet) but I am addicted to watching you play!!! hahaha

  • shitpoopfuck? like it, nice curse :P

  • You've got me actually skipping parts of your videos. Not because they're boring, but because i actually can't stand the suspense that comes with creeping around a dungeon full of monsters. I could never play this game, so kudos to you, good sir. Subbed!

  • The Drawer infront of your face thing works btw ^^

  • Monsters are such idiots

    If they would NOT make that sound when they see people,

    they might catch more people

    hurr durr

  • I just subscribed.

    It's hilarious how one person can make a damn scary came funny with comments. ^^

    Congrates man. I adore you.

    And you are one of the first persons on the internet who speaks perfectly clear and understandable english, without to mumble.

  • @Casy1306 Thank you :D <3

  • @JohnnyKnodoff

    <3

    Balls with a party hat?

  • @JohnnyKnodoff Yer awesome. Yer not annoyin' like 99% of all the other commentary's of the game. Yer just yourself, and that's too damn awesome. :D

  • Shit, poop, fuck!

  • I reached the prison with no oil and no tinderboxes, man :/

  • So many advice dog pics could be made around this LP, but the one that would come to mind first is: "Open ominous door, shit pants."

  • haha watching this there was a suggestion video on "how to poop"

  • I keep hearing a "bang"-noise too, but that's partly from the game and partly from the fireworks outside.

  • ;_; This game is terrifying. I'm to much of a pussy to finish it.

    It's more fun to watch you play.

  • look at the suggestions how to poop lol

  • I don't know wats funnier this video or the fact that learning how to poop is a related video

  • Mankind is most fearsome when they don't fear death :D

  • so is it the monster that makes the nails on rock grinding noise? or is it the roaches? or is it part of the ambient noise?

  • @SmileCloudlessly It's Daniel grinding his teeth

  • @secretninja2400 goddammit :(

  • a live action pokemon theme song in the related videos too?

    >.>

  • @withagun76 the gatherer monster singing in a gurgling voice "GOT TO CATCH THEM ALL!"

  • Subscribed :)

  • at the slitest grawl Johnny sprints to the other side of the prison.

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  • i like how you say "fuck you" whenever you see a wanderer or a shadowy figure off in the darkness of the hallways, ever so lurking forward as your heart beat starts rapidly beating it finaly turns around and goes the opposite way...^_^ and this time you whispered it haha...

  • Dude. ur so god damn lucky with the zombies, when i was playing they always stood in the middle of the hall and started chasing me, you never even see them just hear the warning sound ._______.

  • why is the video "How to poop" in the relted video selection?!

  • @TVDadda It's perfect.

  • @TVDadda lol it really is xD

  • @TVDadda "I was wondering the same, perhaps because the word poop is used so often?"

  • @TVDadda because johny was mentioning poop in the video if you can recall it

  • @TVDadda I clicked on it.

    I blame you.

  • @TVDadda LOLOLOL JUST NOCTICED THAT XD

  • "oh shit poop fuck... i think it saw me..... ooo shit poop, shit poop pee." god totally ruined the scare as i was laughing for ages... how immature does that make me?

  • @vivalaharry0310 Not immature at all. Words related to human excrement are absolutely hillarious!

  • *cough cough cough* "help me..." says voice

    "whoa....whoa!" *Johnny runs the other way* XD

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  • The prison was the scariest place in the castle IMO :D

    Torture chambers are scariest too... Damn, the whole castle is freakin scary!

  • you earned a subscriber and a fan for life XD

  • @dedanddying Thanks :D

  • @JohnnyKnodoff nah 2 :D

  • Yeah, his room was really nice. I mean, at least it was cleaner than mine.

  • omg LOL theres actually a recomended video called "how to poop"

  • I don't know why, but I lol'd so hard when you called it a zombie.

  • how do you pause the recording session with out so much as a studder?

  • @RunLikaKenyaN Just stop the recording, hit escape, don't move, hit it as soon as I unescape, and then edit them together as fluidly as possible. It's not difficult

  • the monsters are fugly!

  • lol shit poop fuck? lol awesome!

  • dead space is not scary enough.... in thirdpersonshooters u have better view....only true i could shit pants in it only if there is fps mod for it..it would be awesome

  • I shit brix dude too many gummy legos eh?

  • Man, put the Gatherers in any other game and they're just another thing to shoot... here, they're incarnations of horror.

    They say you can't have courage without fear. You're a pretty brave dude, shitty pants and all. Salute.

  • @Kang5030 /salute

  • @Kang5030 so true man so true enemys in horror games these days are allways target practise *dead space* but as you said the monsters in this game are fresh and soo scary! >.<

  • @Kang5030 This man truly have the balls of steel.

  • Because of you everytime I find himself startled, scared or nervous I unintentionally let out a "shit poop fuck"... thanks thre Johnny!

    Btw, subbed for hilarity!

  • @Tripyourift2 Aha! Thank you sir!

  • Shit poop fuck.

  • Holy shit 1:08. I leaked a little but I'll just let it dry.

  • Amnesia: Shitting Your Pants The Johnny Knodoff Way.

  • @Jakeshark Werd.

  • Lmao! SHIT POOP FUCK

  • 10:13 did make me poop :(