Sony e3 2006 Press Conference in 1 minute

[chrome381]

its ridge racer......... Ridgeeeeee Racerrrrr

[hellomoto75]

lol sony sucks so much

[ejswe]

I wonder if the consumers were really ready for Real Time Weapon Change..

[Lioncfalcon]

the good times before the DLC era

[DocRavage]

Yeah... that wasn't a good year for Sony.

[Xxcm93Xx]

FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE U.S. DOLLARS

FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE U.S. DOLLARS

FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE U.S. DOLLARS

FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE U.S. DOLLARS

FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE U.S. DOLLARS

[DoMiNeLa10]

where is "real-time weapon changing?"

[SocialOutsider]

I miss this time.

[Harisdoubled]

I fucking lost it at ''ridge racer''

[xJusteBx]

OMFG XD

[AirzelGekisho]

599 US LIFE POINTS

[MrBigBEARHUNTER]

DINE ENEMY!

[lolaurence]

599 US DOLLARS

[idunnoimjustbored]

lol captions 'Is real change" israel change XD

[FlareDemonReborn]

0:34

[FranklinNation]

Raging Right Syrup!

[areposo]

RAAAAGING RIGHT SYRUP!!!

[336forlife]

How did you actually get the quality that bad? That is actually possible?

[T4X2]

RANJAN RIGHTS ARE!

[snipersEND]

Did they use Kaz Harai to develop the transcribe audio program? The transcribe audio picks up what he says better then anyone i've seen.

[cartmanofsp]

Attack its weak point for massive damage, derp.

[SuperBoomstick]

RAGING RIGHT SYRUP!

[Gryphful]

RAGING RIGHT SYRUP!!!!

transcribed audio*

[maddash24seven]

This brings back memories.

[M4rkh0lm]

fuck sony

[MrAnon05]

What is sad is that that I have that game and it is actually pretty good, but Sony actually made it look worse than it really was.

[MiguelAMX1]

Why ps3 was expensive

[fortress2red]

Hahaha gotta love the build up of when the demonstrator said "...the stages of the game will also be based on famous battles which actually took place in ancient Japan..". Pissed myself laughing when i saw the crab jumping in hAHAHAHAHA

[PSP600HAX1]

0:20

[shadeoflightmusic]

regs rice or



[iwao72]

ahahahaha i laughed so hard

[MDSRocker]

Let's go over the different things that Transcribed Audio thinks Kaz is saying when he says ridge racer:

1) renee rights are

2) regs rights are

3) regs rice or

4) ranks rights are

5) rights rank sir

[SkyrimOrBust]

I love my PS3.... now. But back in '06 I mean what a joke.

[AgeAwkward]

So I hear it's Ridgeracer.

[CatcherP57]

Riiiiidge Raceeeeeeeer!

Giant Enemy Crab

$599

[80sremixcentral2]

Game Republic and Ridge Racer didn't deserve this.

[ElegeantFencer]

Which took actully took place in Japan.

Riiiiiidge Raceeeeeeeer!

Giant enemy Crab.

[ffixdmc3]

2006 was a magic year, don't you think? :)

[darknessesbane]

Hey, you forgot the NEW FEATURE of real time weapons swap!

[LouisLeGros]

I remember watching this live

[stalingrad32]

$599 dollars...?!

as a consumer

i am not ready

[AwesomeVideosinc1]

lol if you press 2 over and over again you see a guy moving his leg and going uhuhuhuh if you keep on pressing if you press 8 over and over again it looks like he's dancing if you keep on pressing 9 i sounds like he's saying stop lol try it its funny

[ChromeMaquilover22]

599 us dolors



[FartyFartyPoopyPants]

I remember when this video was an internet phenomenon back in '06

[Deltateam210]

E3 2011 haha nice 1 Jack ;)

[zogisuber10]

really? i wrote that before i watched the vid, and i didnt watch it after, i was just guessing

[zogisuber10]

"Genji 2 is an asshion game based on Japanese history. Being based on history the game will also be based on battles which took- actually took place in Japanese history. So here's this giant enemy crab. You attack its weak point for massive damage."- Genji 2 announcer @ E3 2006.

[Churchx77]

@zogisuber10 Yeah that was in the video you dumb motherfucker.

[MikaOwns]

MASSIVE DAMAGE lol

[ElluzeoniX]

@awesomeness538 No it's seriously overpriced. I get it ;)

[Mjfan1996]

REGS RIGHTS ARE :D

[ultrapwnd]

LOL at 0:24 transcribe audio it says based on penis battles which actually took place

[ashtonA69]

It's ranks right sir... RAAAAAANKS RIIIGHT SIRRRRRRRRR!

[ElluzeoniX]

so I dont think im stupid but whats with the 599 US dollars thing playing on repeat? I get how everything else is a fail but is this 599 thing about PS3 being overpriced?

[godstriker8]

If you listen closely, you can actually hear the playstation brand die a very slow, and painful death

[Kurama034]

599

599 599 US Dollars.. xDDDD

It's Ridge Racer!!

[ZeroNBK]

OMG, this is an incredible amount of FAIl... My dear Sony, even you fail sometimes...

[frycook48]

@ZeroNBK This isn't actually fail at all, it's Ridge Racer. RIIIIIDGE RACER!

[frycook48]

Sony is awesome, and PS3 is awesome, but this was fail. Still Sony is by far the best, but this... LOL

[divez2]

ranks right sir, google. ranks right sir.

[EclipseStudio]

And thus... history is made.

[hazeman671]

"Actual historic battles that took place in Japan.... Now here's this giant enemy crab, hit it in it's weak spot for maximum damage" lol

[albypau]

"Ridge Racer"

"599$"

and

"The Giant Enemy Crab"

[ZZZBigZZZ]

Riiiidge Racer !

[rudorot65]

599 US dollars

[agore30]

When did a giant crab fight in a famous battle in japan?

[sodapo461]

Ridge Racer!!!

[ErrorPwnage]

I'm not paying 599 for this

[hlslayer123]

Its Ridge Racer. RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! lmao

[drdrdr13]

xD



[minxamo]

RIIIIIDGE RACERRRRR!!

[netzero26]

My how times have changed, they went from this embarrassment of a conference to perhaps the most epic in the previous couple of years.

[TheDarkDragoon]

@netzero26 You know, except for that whole "Whoops, we stored all of your information on unencrypted documents on our, now hacked, servers, and you should probably change your password, cancel any credit cards, and delete your personal information from our networks while we go through and turn the servers off for a few months."

[toThe9thPower]

I almost pissed myself every single time he said "RIDGE RACERRR!!!!" ....also, the transcribed audio is fucking awesome.. here is an EXACT quote from 25 seconds into the video

"the uh... stages of the game also the based on penis battles which actually took place"

...

Really???? PENIS BATTLES??? You cannot be fucking serious right now!! Are they fucking with us? how do you even get penis out of that? is this real life?

....

All I will say is, well played Google..... well played indeed.

[Chikun382]

@toThe9thPower REGS RICE OR!!!!!

[dragonbaas]

@toThe9thPower slugs/snails hold that kind of battles before mating...

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

@toThe9thPower or this : ''unused attack we play for NASA damage''

[CaptainBasilisx1]

@toThe9thPower RENEE RIGHTS ARE

[aul0s]

@toThe9thPower

You know, I can see how one might confuse penis and famous. They sounds so similar..

[CerratedFusion]

@DavidPadillaMusic you're wrong. it's actually "uh... stages of the game also the based on penis battles which actually took place

[ShadowOnEdge]

369 people payed 599 US dollars for Riiiiiidge Racer

[HskHeroReborn]

I remember when I was watching that very moment i said wtf he say 5 what

[Atstyle]

"which took actually took place"....wow

[letschat6]

LOL

[Lugmillord]

Real time weapon change took actually took place in ancient Japan.

[Biosyntheticc]

369 people couldn't attack the giant enemy crab's weak point for massive damage

[CBamProductions]

OBVIOUSLY WHOEVER ATTACKED PSN SAW THIS CONFERENCE.

They attacked its weak point for massive damage.

:D

[N1RealMadridFan]

Genji 2 is an ass-ion game....

[snrdirtysanchez]

Its good to know sony spent my money on an unhackable network...oh wait..

[bjpaje]

@NoobsAreUsh Most AWESOME comment in the internet. EVAR! LOL!

[alexlexus]

i never get tired of this hahahahahahahaha

[AwayToSlay]

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGDDDDDEEEEEE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEERRRRRR

[Lexter1104]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, Kaz Hirai!"

"RIIIIDGE RACEEER"

LOL

[Bobbynibbles]

RIIIIIIDGE RACER!

$599 DOLLARS.

[JaSheen89]

RIIIIIDGE Racer!

[EmperorEva0001]

Well we can all agree that after this shacky start at E3, sony has finally found it's market and we can all sit back relax with our ps3 and play some call of duty on line..... oh wait

[TheBeastlyStudmuffin]

@EmperorEva0001 Cleverly done sir, cleverly done.

[frankthematon]

The hackers attacked PSN weak point... for massive damage!

[dgwillia]

A giant enemy crab......actually took place?

Why hello, im a Doctor, and i also have a PhD

[CarnivalNights]

E3 2011 has the absolute potential to match or even beat this E3 with what's been happening lately.

[zachplaysfallout3]

@CarnivalNights whats been happening?

[TimeSpliTT]

the 3DO was $599

haters

[Ressenatior]

@TimeSpliTT Yes and the 3DO was a HUUUUUGE success. 

[TimeSpliTT]

@Ressenatior

snes units sold 49 million

3DO units sold 2 million

yea HUGE

[dagrimmreepa]

Oh god, I remember that E3... wasn't this the reason why E3 basically died for two years?

[heathyn]

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACERR!!1!!"

[ThePandaCoco]

ATTACK IT'S WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!

[thornton117]

Flood was here

[alexkid1]

I only have a PS3 but this is funny as hell. "Now watch this giant enemy crab." hahah.

[rob6van1dam9]

BEYOND

[jacbros]

oh boy i cant wait to play giant enemy ridge racer 599$

[BrainDS2]

@jacbros *Imagine this phrase with the King and Link's voice

[andrewclouds]

lol 630 euro in Ireland. Got it 23rd March 2007 and I am only 12 days from having it 4 years. Even plays PS2 games that all the cheapskates to this day still complain about not having. Worth every penny.

[StarwindAmada20]

CRAB BATTLE!!!!

[r0q]

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

[RayneCro]

You gotta admire the Japanese - I mean their ancestors managed to settle on that island and defend themselves from Giant Enemy Crabs.

[ThePoisonSword]

"So wait a second--is it Ridge Racer?"

"No, it's Riiiiidge Racer!"

[TheEscapedBalloon]

$600..

I'm glad it's decreased to $200 nowadays.

[codywaynejones]

@hbk92701 Um. Ok? Poor or rookie has got shit to do with it. So ease up. Why you getting so upset? I'm a PS3 gamer. Deal with it. Halo doesn't appeal to me. Sorry. Does it hurt your feelings people pick one and stick with it?

[Twanmeister]

@codywaynejones PS3 GAMERS HAVE SOULS! YOU'RE NOT SONY, YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

I just had to do it xD Just reminded me of a certain video :P No offense, though xD

[sigoog]

funny, and pretty pathetic, but who cares when today the ps3 is the best console there is and has the best games ever made (the only platform with unique and creative masterpieces - no other company would have given money for projects like heavy rain, the last guardian etc - thank you sony!)

[888888HiPeople888888]

lol MASSIVE DAMAGE

[Patrick19833]

You can now get 2 playstation 3 consoles at 599.99 now. It's amazing how prices drop very fast.

[kefkasakura]

366 were hit in their weakpoint for massive damage.

[codywaynejones]

And now look at PS3's 2011 lineup of exclusives. Hmm. Looks like we attacked XBox's weak point for maximum damage.

[hbk92701]

@codywaynejones We? What the fuck? stop being poor and buy both consoles. Having all the games, Gear, Halo, Killzone, Uncharted is pretty fucking sweet. Rookie.

[mrzisawesome]

@codywaynejones yup

[henritje19]

who knew they fought giant enemy crabs in ancient japan？

[DarkKetzerisch]

Featured on TV Tropes! =D

[GLMnumber9]

Wow it's already been 5 years! I remember seeing this conference and saying it's all about Xbox 360, which actually happens to be sitting in my closet right now... for 2 years.

[MrAxemana]

Ok... its not funny wen you keep repeatin the same 3 seconds constantly... him sayin ridddgge racer.. was only funny the first time or two.

[zectbumo54]

@MrAxemana I agree.  Macaw45 could have added the great "massive damage" quote instead.

[Marionet64]

THIS IS SOOO FUNNY...so we attack its weak spot FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE..HAHAHHAHAHAHA O GOD

[DarkMatterCrow]

Gypsy curses~

[vegito21ful]

If anyone read the Percy Jackson books,in book 5 there is a GIANT ENEMY CRAB!

[MrMicrocompactsystem]

So much fail in one clip :P hillarious

[TheLDAF]

Did anybody notice that the only words the transcribed audio got right is 599 US dollars? COINCIDENCE? I think not. xD

[AC120Productions]

what's so bad about the quote "599 US dollars"?

[nikobelic37]

@AC120Productions Because for 600$ I actually could buy parts for a pc that probally could emulate PS3

[samuslinkmario]

AND THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY PS3 SUCKS! :DDDD

Microsoft 'n Nintendo ftwz! :3

[gaastra12]

@samuslinkmario Dude, NGP Nintendo Got Pwned in your fucking face fanboy retard, nintendo 3ds childish gimmicky piece of crap and microsoft doesn't even has any handheld console. Also 360's line up for 2011 sucks ass.

[mokonaismokona]

@gaastra12 Geez calm down. The 3DS will have amazing games and is still a great system, regardless of how good the hardware of the NGP. The NGP is amazing too. Both have their ups and downs. Let people like what they want, but don't fool yourself into thinking Nintendo 3DS is a gimicky piece of crap. Thats what people said about the DS, and the DS dominated the PSP in terms of sales, gimmicks or not.

[samuslinkmario]

@gaastra12 I was simply expressing my opinion...no need to explode like a Sony fanboy...

Btw, why are you watching Sony's biggest failure?...

[gaastra12]

@samuslinkmario I'm not gonna be ignorant here mate, but the fail compilation of all the hilarity from Sony at E3 2006 just got me coming here, I mean it's just hilarious lol just funny shit.. And yeah I guess I reacted a bit to heavily, i'm sorry for that. I think both the 3ds and PSP2 look nice, I hope both will live up fully to their expectations on all fronts, for the sake of gaming ;)

[samuslinkmario]

@gaastra12 Lol no hard feelings. Yeah, looking foreward to both of them, DS and PSP were great. Both had ups and downs. Hope both Sony and Nintendo can fix all of the downs and make the perfect handhelds! I have nothing against Sony, I just perfer Nintendo and Microsoft.

[wangtang32000]

RIIIIIDGE RACEEEERRR!!

[shanrulez4eva]

At least he had the balls to tell us the PS3 price unlike Nintendo for the 3DS

[dragongod165]

@shanrulez4eva You mean $250? >_>

[shanrulez4eva]

@dragongod165 EU conference

[Smithz0rz]

Man, those were the days...

[hmmpf]

good to come back to this, still makes me lol

[TXIIILightAgent1994]

Soo there was an ancient battle in Japan, against a Giant Crab...

Yo bro! Pay up! You lost the bet!

[kanek999]

now its cost like 400 dollars ._.

[kanek999]

@kanek999 and i cant even affort it even

[YouFaking]

sony faild!

[thelapointe]

lmao their all talkin about history "Ted,! were losin em! Bust out the giant Crab!"

[zeDexter]

Все кто посмотрел это видео после прочтения игромании ставьте палец вверх

[iCarb0n]

@TaleOfNobody LOL

[TheTechThug]

damn 599 bones...fuck that...I remeber when people slept outside Targets & Best Buys to be the first to buy this then sell it on Ebay

[4elFROMEKB]

What's the point in repeating !$599! 3 fucking thouthand times?

[cozmo195productions]

who could forget about the giant enemy crab fight#

when 50,000 Japanese people attack its weak point for massive damage