The V8 Rocking chair - Top Gear - BBC

[jamalshookup]

Every pensioner's home needs one.

[forgottenfac3x]

does anyone see a thumbnail of a bare ass chick in the suggested videos, or is it just me?>>>>>>>>>>>

[CWCandMRSAFETYRULES]

where did this become a chuck norris flame session? lol

[Lukeno52]

Maybe a small single-cylinder engine would do the trick, who knows...

[routhoula]

im from the association of friends of rocking chairs and i DEMAND that Jeremy Clarkson apologize for this insolence immediately! i have already started a petition to remove this insulting content from the internet. every member of our association gets to sign this and i already got my own sign so we are up to...1. this might seem small, but surely many others share my disgust and will join me! so join me fellow chairleaders.

dont look at me like that, someone has to keep the tradition running

[JPTorres2694]

@routhoula What?

[0besePlatypus]

I would just want that engine to rev in my garage. And then hook it up to a go kart or something. Or my lawnmower. Hehehe...

[CrYz3R540]

typical!! XD

[javiery1990]

i love the sound of that engine! :D

[TheGibsonsarecool]

v8 powered TG convertible E-space please!!!

[dori605]

@TheReddevil0121 hahahahaha... extreme american patriotism

[SingingOnYaOwnAgain]

@TheReddevil0121 you must be insane. that programs shit they are just trying to copy the english version but its just not funny.

[dujedcv1]

The old lady got proper fucked

[ghostnemre]

@dujedcv1 Hey, speaking of fucking, how about a V8 powered dildo? Or a vibrator?

[Mushroomman1091]

I laughed all night!

[Mushroomman1091]

I laughed all night!

[vanquisher258]

Her head has come of

[crichton55]

PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWA!!!

[jamsinux]

Chuck Norris? That yankee? Try to beat this crazy Brits lool xD

(no offence intended)

[gtmsnba13]

POWAR!!!!!

[abbreviateTome]

why did my comment ( imagine this pole that is being used on their chair, is used in porn fucking machines) hidden :( it dad gotten 154 thumbs up

[trollingtrolltrolson]

@abbreviateTome you really care about getting thumbs up? get a life

do you go check all of your comments incase they have got thumbs up?

[unmaskedxuanren]

Greatest invention ! 

[LoVeViruSs]

Rocking Chair for old people. I should buy this for my teacher!

[epic635]

Monty Python reference :D full of win

[majortrouble23]

Most manly chair ever

[Johny40Se7en]

I love the noise of that engine, poor old lady though =P

[RobloxLambo2011]

1:24 onwards: Epic fail! She just fell apart!

[june372]

@RobloxLambo2011 Sure didn't see that coming...Thanks captain obvious.

[june372]

@RobloxLambo2011 Sure didn't see that coming...Thanks captain obvious.

[blahblop123]

im america they fit the ls3 in a corvette, in britain we use them to rock our chairs ;)

[DoMinC246]

lol i like how the old lady dummy get shedded and they all cheer

[ZerkosXD]

his voice is not good.

[Mauro1897]

will it blend?

[dtvhr]

0 to Disintegrated in 4,7 seconds

[quizman1967]

What a pity James wasn't the "dummy" lol

[sargentjaskaran]

lol



[Rockertoy666]

this is a man chair

[JohnnyVictorica41399]

That's hard to do that with Arthritis lol

[Forestgravy]

I have v8 powered vegetable juice

[GooseberryMk3]

I'm surprised "let's not dwell on who killed who" didn't get more of a laugh, it's a Monty Python quote :(

[kristopher3637]

That is what happens to old ladies when they get their hands on vibrators! Not pretty

[marek0086]

Top Gear has turned into a childrens show! .... or for simpleton adults.

This is the kind of crap that would entertain young kids!

[Muryxkitteh]

@marek0086 Aaaaand what's your point?

[bismillahmashallah]

no1 gives a fuck about chuck norris

[quizman1967]

@bismillahmashallah What, not even his mother?

[Boxfresh2010]

@bismillahmashallah i do, you pillock

[JGCerberuz]

@bismillahmashallah I know, Chuck Norris is a pussy compared to Bruce Lee.

[mlutzy]

@bismillahmashallah haha i know fuck chuck norris im so fucking sick of hearing about chuck norris

[RobotwarsDragon123]

106 people are old lady manicins

[spongebot64]

Whoops, I let my nan disintegrate!

[StealthTacticsClan]

so did it work well?

[medstudent156]

that machine could be used for porn!!!!!!

[sonic187sq]

the worlds best whore uses this for her dildo

[TheKasoy90]

1:36 what the guy what they have in they ears what a fail

[Davethewerewolf]

Monty Python reference ftw.

[senna365]

Lets not dwell on who killed who

[BlackDahliaMurder214]

@senna365 Monty Python reference. Who caught it?

[skaterpunk12345678]

fuck these advertisments! they froze my computer!



[TheBerceabogdan]

=))))))))))))))))))))))))))



[RobotwarsKing]

@lHustonProductionsl

Or at the very least, the 105 who fell off the chair :P

[TheKrxzm]

sex machine



[Th3Sh4d0wH0und]

LMAO She's disintegrated

[9LivesDeuce4L]

which season and episode?

[DeltaPhi79]

Was I the only one thinking that he was going to get James to sit in it when he said he needed a dummy? XD

[ProfSendiHuta]

lets not drama on who killed who !!!

[Rucka4life1]

105 people are lazy mexicans

[OrtegaVox1]

@Rucka4life1 and your a retated twat

[dottorrent]

would make a nice massager

[sargentaaron2004]

Did he do anything else after the rocking chair and food blender?

[TheBene1995]

please make more V8 stuff!!! thumbs up so they can see this!!

[denzuralbertvlad]

fuck you  top gear!

[hashrulsubzero]

@denzuralbertvlad oooo someone is little touchy xD

[ommarwin]

@denzuralbertvlad

Fuck yourself BITCH!!!!!! Top Gear is Awesome!!

[LegoSpaceWorms]

@denzuralbertvlad i agree about american top gear but YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOTU TOP GEAR >:( !!!!!!

[1bentley4ever]

How about a V8 powered ceramic potter's wheel!

[ratm514]

104 guys have this same set up, but with a dildo on the end

[RatedPi]

LOL!

[killingTheSOUNDERS]

maybe its ZR1 engine

[RacketOfficial]

@killingTheSOUNDERS it would be a c6 or z06 engine because the zr1 has a different intake.

[dirkjanpost1]

i think 104 people need to try chair don`t you think hmmm

[2k10cal]

adrian chiles made 104 accounts and disliked this video on all of them

[TopGearSurfer]

Can I have a W16 Powered Bicycle or a W16 Powered Air-Conditioning Unit on my car?

[AgentTasmania]

@TopGearSurfer

If you had a Veyron you would have a W16 powered AC on your car. AC runs off the engine, and a Veyron has a 1000 horse power W16 engine

[TopGearSurfer]

@AgentTasmania unfortunately, I'm only running in a Skyline R32 GTR V-Spec.

[1970CamaroZ]

@TopGearSurfer I don't see a Skyline R32 GTR V-Spec on your channel

[TopGearSurfer]

@1970CamaroZ I wouldn't want to show my car in my channel

[1970CamaroZ]

@TopGearSurfer Then you don't actually have that car without proof. For all i know you could have a little 2005 Nissan Altima

[TopGearSurfer]

@1970CamaroZ doesn't mean that I never post anything means that it's not true. Don't judge a book by it's cover.

[1970CamaroZ]

@TopGearSurfer Well i'm not getting on your case buts its kind of like me saying i have a Buggati Veyron 16.4 SuperSport. You can't honestly take my word for it

[TopGearSurfer]

@1970CamaroZ Well you'll never know if it's true...

[1970CamaroZ]

@TopGearSurfer Can't argue with that

[jomesy1]

104 people tried a disintegrated

[jomesy1]

104 people tried a disintergreated

[fortunatelychristian]

WHO COULD POSSIBLY DISLIKE THIS!?!?!!?!?

[dottorrent]

relaxing

[DarthF21]

My humble existence needs more 6.2litre V8 solutions!!!

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

That honestly rocks well if he didn't press on the accelerator.

[turbohammy]

that went well..............

[tonytsui96]

They should of used James May instead of the dummy.

[JaceValm]

@tonytsui96 He might have malfunctioned, they didn't have the spare parts. Just get a Stig from Stig-farm

[frozel]

Blond girl at 0:46 , nice :)

[claireclark69]

this is outrageous !!

[mrbogdan441]

give us v8 shaver!!!!!

[shawnkrause871]

Give us a Viper V10 powered calculator!

[tCsingulaRity]

give us V8 massage chair!

[maxydude98]

Give us a V8 stove!

[Rahulr7000]

give us a w16 quad turbo elevator

[FlintLockPisto1]

w16 toilet pleasee

[kaderoder]

Vivian did on the young ones.

[BomberWeekend]

they should make a v8 vacumecleaner(im sorry if i spelled it out wrong,im not british you know)

[blainyrules]

103 people fell apart when they sat in that cair

[manecor]

@blainyrules geez, that was awful

[coolman3267]

@blainyrules

104

[IAmAVeryFatMan]

make a V8 fan...imagine, 100 degrees outside, you sitting inside with a fan spinning so fast it's about to lift off :D

[willy2pro4u]

a v8 elevator how about that ! floor to floor in just 2 sec and no need for elevator music you can hear the elevator roar

[bonzo9303204406]

that is FU** machine :D

[cacatu74]

My god. It just amazes me how much time they have to actually think of something like this. It has the be the best fucking job in the world.

[Koenonator]

music to my ears

[Alex2149]

it would act good as a joyride

[aerlingus18]

i came up with this myself..wait for it....V8 SEWING MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!

[gu81singh]

that v8 sounds so nice

[ohmie6mapex6drummer6]

Can it V8? That Is the question.

[TheAwesumfulOne]

V8 Vacuum cleaner... incase you need to suck up the dust BEHIND the floor boards

[naathaan13]

@abbreviateTome a V8 fucking machine..hahahaha!!!

[Bushby23]

@abbreviateTome You'd get two good sounds out of that haha!

[Mia006]

@abbreviateTome That's an amazing thought! But I wouldn't want to end up like that test dummy tho :S:S

[mrapter7]

@abbreviateTome no comment

[mycrofttrek]

@mrapter7 that is clearly a comment...

[mrapter7]

@mycrofttrek tuche....

[Coatesy95]

@abbreviateTome is that so you could shove it up your own arse?

[abbreviateTome]

@Coatesy95 is WHAT so i could shove WHAT up my own arse? looks like uv got some experiencein doing some "shoving" m8t

[partyfriek]

now thats my deffiniton of a good kick in da pants lol

[NottinghamForest22]

This would be ideal for the stig.

[dottorrent]

@NottinghamForest22

atleast the stig has a titanium skeleton

[GunsOfThePhoenix]

I have a twin turbo V12 lawn mower and a Quad Twincharged X-24 Vespa. 

[TheRevolutionaryvoic]

awsome way to use a corvettes shitty engine haha nice job

[BETHELRobbie1]

0:01

[aerlingus18]

@BETHELRobbie1 ?

[BETHELRobbie1]

@aerlingus18 to skip the ad. 

[Gold171]

my hard drive is powered by a v12 callaway engine

[BowlingForHenry]

this is wat chuck norris takes naps on !!

[dasazm105]

@BowlingForHenry gotta love chuck norris jokes :D

[xxgreenday94]

@BowlingForHenry no it's th stig

[ryder187mac]

Add a dildo at the end to that spinning system with a rod they built... yaaaaaaaaaaaah

[krollalfa2]

i bet he got a v8 razor

[1993gandy]

i bet jeremy has a v8 powered shower and a v8 powered microwave

[stunner629]

ROFL SHE GOT BANGED

[drifttech234]

Jeremy Clarkson just killed grandma dummy......

[diggerydooboy]

LMFAO when head came off!

[stealthinator00]

come on jemery make more v8 stuff

[Ebbs1204]

disturbing. But hilarious :)

[nicbarrow]

lol

[stubbi]

at 0:39, did he said "stanley stan"?

[Chevypower265]

@stubbi I think he said "Standing stair lift." We call them Escalators.

[CosmicMario9987]

@Chevypower265 he said "stannah stair lift", a model of stair lifts for the elderly made by some company.

[Chevypower265]

@CosmicMario9987 Oh, I see, there are times its hard to understand them, me being from the US and all I hear the accent, thanks for correcting me though.

[CosmicMario9987]

@Chevypower265 It is understandable, I'm from the UK as well as all of the Top Gear boys and Clarkson especially, seems to have a distinct accent.

[Chevypower265]

@CosmicMario9987 Yes they do, I think its the TV that makes it seem like its so much more then what you are used to and everything.

[heyitsdaviid]

ha ha that was funny

[Atreyu11385]

i think she can reach her remote now.....

[cloneemil]

a v8 can opener or a v8 washing machine

[Chevypower265]

"Lets not dwell on who killed who." lol.

[britdemo]

this got a stupid amount of complaints at offcom saying it was offencive to pensioners

[akahomeboy1994]

hahah he just made a toy for girls

[badarny]

thank god he didn't use a supercharger...........lol

[The03GTSTANG]

i love ford v8s but that ls3 sounds great..

[kinsmed]

"Let's not argue about who killed who..."

Is this a Monty Python tribute?

(Thumbs up, 'eights')

[dannylethal]

@kinsmed yup.

[6devilishangel6]

Hmmm.... that 'drive shaft' moving back and forh reminds me of... well a porno device, if I'm honest... Just google it [forking machines]

[567johncena567]

they need to use a w16 engine off the veyron

[SSFproductions1]

@567johncena567 Or V16 of a cizetta

[ady0211]

Does the new series start on Sunday 27th June?

[RRSAlabama]

Imagine using a V8 Engine for brushing your teeth.

[theeightsin]

'Let's not dwell on who killed who..'

MONTY PYTHON! YEAH!

[WoolyFox]

V8 washing machine would be good

[iccarus88]

perfect christmas gift jajaja

[vhlemos1]

what was they thinking? let's get a way to kill people? xD

hilarious

[Rac3ralwayz]

V8 Engine powered to a machine with a dildo on the end.. Girls wouldnt need men..