Well, I'm trying to enjoy your intently humorous video, but it seems that clicking the screen to pause it clicks a LINK. Which is slightly... ANNOYING AS FUCK.
That is so messed up! WTF is your problem. If you were so mad at what she did you could break up with her or pull a different joke. That is way too far over the line.This isn't even funny. I might sound rude, but the is way to messed up and I don't see how she didn't go and start hitting you because I would have.
Wow..she is freaking HOT. Lucky man! Well, if she didn't leave you after this HILARIOUS prank. Her poor head, though..that glue probably fucked up her skin. =/ Still, though..nice one. lol.
You realize that this can not only tear the skin but shes right when she says it can leave burns. I kitbash a lot, kitbash = customizing models and whatnot, anyways, superglues have different reactions to certain chemicals found in or on a surface they are applied to. These reactions when added to the human body can actually leave permanent and painful injury. People often dont think about the after effect of their actions. What if once the dildo was applied it started to burn her skin?
Right, she is a dickhead, first this idiot glues a piece of plastic to her forehead then waits and blows an air horn into her ear to wake her up, but SHE is the dickhead, yeah right. In spite of the fact that she looks half black and half puerto rican she probably has twice the intelligence that he has
that's some fucking funny shit!
lightningbolt99999 1 day ago
Thats fuckin hilarious :D
IAcEx720 1 day ago
lol
MMMEEP6 3 days ago
????0.o
bunnbunn504 4 days ago
I wonder what the doctors reaction was
Troyboytoy1 5 days ago
Did she get it off
Troyboytoy1 5 days ago
BIG PIMPLE DILDO
topshoptights 6 days ago
this is fuckin hilarious lol made me laugh pretty hard she was a hot dickhead at least, she wore it well good one thoe
heliraisers9 1 week ago
Thumbs up if you typed dildo in the search bar
xXAnnaPaigeXx 2 weeks ago 51
Unicorn XD
killayobut 2 weeks ago
LMAO ... I want to know how long it took before it came off
EvanTheBlue 2 weeks ago
who comes here, cause saw screenshots of this video on 9gag?
Th3itimix 2 weeks ago
Hahahaha :D its hilarous ! :D hahaha
Pallesen7 2 weeks ago
the only dickhead in the video is the guy in the video who still wears his fucking hat backwards. I'm surprised he doesn't have a soulpatch.
InfiniteRhombus 2 weeks ago
LMAO very funny. Dude your a lucky guy, shes a knockout AND a good sport AND probly forgiving once it was all over. btw how'd she get it off?
foxgirl26 3 weeks ago
tee hee...good job
mamabean4ever 3 weeks ago
omg the top comments r right i did that too
Mr123prisonbadboy 3 weeks ago
"and thats how im single" lol
xXSqurrillyAdamsXx 3 weeks ago
that pissed her off
mrbenthedude 3 weeks ago
@mrbenthedude That's why she chose him and stayed with him. Nice guys finish last. Jerks get laid. End of story.
papalolita 2 weeks ago
@papalolita ikr
mrbenthedude 1 week ago
i just got bored and typed dildo
mrbenthedude 3 weeks ago
Lmfao
DMXTVDallas 3 weeks ago
you cant be serious with a dildo stuck on your head. retarded couple btw
andygaras 1 month ago
dick head XD
kingbradley6000 1 month ago
ewww what a waste of a dildo?! i would totally use it! ahahahaha! <3 i wish she or him could give me head! <3 #LGBT&PROUDOFIT
hydrosmerc 1 month ago
LMAOOOO OMG WOW
mineagain 1 month ago
Ya how did u get it off hear head???
TheCjcoon 1 month ago
Dick Unicorn...
DANlsurfer 1 month ago
genius my freind
navesmusic91 1 month ago
Sweet but mean
brandenhj1998 1 month ago
did she get it off lol?
DivineITIage 1 month ago
bhen lun awsm
MrMirza319 1 month ago
Fake. What woman would be so mellow about having a dildo superglued to her forehead.
madaxe606 1 month ago
@madaxe606 haha
Stinsonboi 3 days ago
i got bored and typed dildo
hellbringer60 1 month ago
Tats fucked up
redd63boxhead 1 month ago
Stay back man, she'll f**k you up!
Kaos7125 1 month ago
how long did it take to get it off
sirLancelot1231 1 month ago
Love the shirt
ZmanCanTV 1 month ago
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1971mutt 1 month ago
LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
elz204 1 month ago
Let's all flag this get it taken down
AutstcB0n3r 1 month ago
4:05 WHAT!@
ploxscape 1 month ago
4:25 descriotion what is love
koxora96 1 month ago
fake
koxora96 1 month ago
id fuck her
MacKiiD 1 month ago
no sex tonight
MrSTUPIDjap 1 month ago
How can she take it off?
darkrose834 1 month ago
looks like she took a dildo to the face
ansla20 1 month ago
Brings new meaning to "sit on my face".
usernamemykel 1 month ago
And all this time I thought unicorns weren't real O.O
WeaponX1387 1 month ago
chuck nigger
renxx455 1 month ago
she should glue a cunt to his then they should bump heads lol now thats what you call fuckin with you head!
OurLifeOnFilm4110 1 month ago
"I wanna sit on your head" I laughed so hard, Kudos.
DarknessXTrembles 1 month ago
looks like unidick
Commander639 1 month ago
Hahahaha she broke up with u didn't she
ericthegreat181779 1 month ago
Haha dickhead
ericthegreat181779 1 month ago
she never got it off...
goremaker244 1 month ago
super awesome.. LOL
pamepelle 1 month ago
I'm doing this to my boyfriend!!!
YoursTruelyKelsie 1 month ago
unidick :P
SDTV105 2 months ago
Hmmm.... I wonder who won't be getting laid, ever again.
NerdRise 2 months ago
Ha ha! The bitch got what she deserved! Yea! Your the man! Ur my inspiration. :')
530redshadow 2 months ago
Shes black, no harm done.
LordWellington15 2 months ago
Well, I'm trying to enjoy your intently humorous video, but it seems that clicking the screen to pause it clicks a LINK. Which is slightly... ANNOYING AS FUCK.
All in all, great video.
razor23259 2 months ago
how did she even notice lol?
ProfessorMoo 2 months ago
...and they lived happily ever after, with the dick glued to her forehead.
Davidsehn 2 months ago
thats hilarious fare play . dude that should be on the news
Byronbach1995 2 months ago
Hahaha and she's still with him and nothing happened so get over it.
Pyrus335 2 months ago
ahhaha, i laughed the whole time!
cyanidevictim 2 months ago
dude asked to sit on her face..........fucking fag
arima837 2 months ago
did you happen to call her unidick?
nightninja879 2 months ago
yo mama so ugly here dildo gets a headhacher
duhavifk 2 months ago
This could be the best video on youtube!
scottcharlesjohnson 2 months ago
stop crying you little bitches. that was epppiiiccccc
marissaboles143 2 months ago
dildo....in....the.....search bar..
LegitWebster 2 months ago
I got bored and just typed dildo..lol
sumadorgen 2 months ago 127
@sumadorgen O.o same !!
adam13sy 2 months ago
@sumadorgen yup
raidersk8er9 1 month ago
@sumadorgen ME TO
xXNoobman444Xx 1 month ago
@sumadorgen haha me too lol
DeyTookOurJubs 1 month ago
i love how shes not as worried about the dick protruding from her forehead as the glue burning her skin
Xxchocolatethunder4 2 months ago
did she got it off and how
hihi13100 2 months ago
ok ok...i typed in dildo in the search bar...
gullett1966 2 months ago 59
it cuz she black wat the fuck man
BrPaRri 2 months ago
dude that was really homo sexual for u
WTFreject1 2 months ago
love the shirt
Titanator2010 2 months ago
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LUXITANE 2 months ago
lol so fake she isnt trying to pull it off
FR33STYLEzz 2 months ago
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LUXITANE 2 months ago
she shouldn't put dog shit in his shoe... :P
TheKratious 2 months ago
Thats a unicock!
leeetworld 2 months ago
When she is trying to take it off it looks like shes wanking!
INFERN0108 2 months ago
ahhahahahhahahahahhaha fucking hilarious man youre the man!
carlosisapimp 2 months ago
Someone should glue a douche bag to his face!
tsawyer5000 2 months ago
She looks like a unicorn :3
Bathoric95 2 months ago
hahaha .. what happened?
harrYipad2 2 months ago
if she got it off how did she
fatpeopleareback 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
That is so messed up! WTF is your problem. If you were so mad at what she did you could break up with her or pull a different joke. That is way too far over the line.This isn't even funny. I might sound rude, but the is way to messed up and I don't see how she didn't go and start hitting you because I would have.
bffetltsbatha 2 months ago
You have an upstairs couch? O_o
cpt44mag 2 months ago
What the hell is your problem? She should glue 3 on your head while you're sleeping!
adamissofreakinhot 2 months ago
did he say 'a small dildo'? that shit is huge!! xD hahahaha
multitask819 2 months ago
she should so break up with!! your the dick head not her!!!
JHBJHBJHBJHBJHBJHB1 3 months ago
you're an asshole.
60Mrfootballman 3 months ago
genious
SoopySnoopy 3 months ago
Man this is funny as fuck haha
SweatyNutSack69 3 months ago
HAHA this is funny as shit
LegitWebster 3 months ago
YOU LEDGEND
hesky13498 3 months ago
hahahahahah just shit my pants a little O o
max41296 3 months ago
i'm guessing the relationship didn't last
bsm6776 3 months ago
she's fit, did she stay his girlfriend after that
ukdarren31 3 months ago
LMFAO
ProtonPivotXD 3 months ago
4:04 lol
Jordannike2006 3 months ago
lol I love the Grandma's Boy reference
MysticDMBherb 3 months ago
this is act and fake -.-' ?
aiund123 3 months ago
83 girls are dick heads
funnymidgit 3 months ago
Someone please send this to RWJ
The1whodreams 3 months ago
Ya it owuld... you've never used superglue
deathmachine2250 3 months ago
I don't think it would be stuck on so good that she can't pull it off.
xINVISIGOTHx 3 months ago
OMG that was great
inuyasha086 3 months ago
82ppl(women) are dickheads
afterGR 3 months ago
If she didn't dump u..... wow she is pretty darn dumb.
Sox700MovieMaker 3 months ago
did i hear he wanted to sit on her face?!??!! gayyyyyyy
ijr1995 3 months ago
Its a Rhino! With a penis horn!
PunchingMegaTree 3 months ago
Dude. She's about 4 times as attractive as you.
MoFanz 3 months ago
@MoFanz not with a cock on her forehead.
(i believe you meant to say 4 times more attractive)
teamEP789 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
let me sit on your face lol
ToXiCbAbyxxxx 3 months ago
Fake and gay
xjoeman123 4 months ago
Hahaha I am so glad I just typed "dildo" on the search bar! Never expected to find this! :D
lonogugeadult 4 months ago 8
Wow..she is freaking HOT. Lucky man! Well, if she didn't leave you after this HILARIOUS prank. Her poor head, though..that glue probably fucked up her skin. =/ Still, though..nice one. lol.
BlessedMommieAJ 4 months ago
I'd say she took it pretty well.
TheTFReview 4 months ago
Idiot.
lulubird8899 4 months ago
Angry black girl,,, this is love... <- EPIC WIN!
MrLangobard 4 months ago 3
That weener iz my size!
allstardesiraja 4 months ago
look at the size of that blackhead on my dick
conanhayle 4 months ago
are you still together? :D
AliceNotCullen 4 months ago
You are stupid.. If i was her, i would kill you
body172 4 months ago 5
DUDE YOU ARE SICK BASTARD!!
fafa335 4 months ago 46
The dog did nothing to stop him...the dog truly is "mans" best friend
Cjstac0 4 months ago 8
this guy is getting NO ASS for a reeeal long time. :|
MsRozaayKillaa 4 months ago 3
How long till she super glues his hand to pecker?
jaidyn424 4 months ago
did she ever get it off???
bloodyclaws100 4 months ago 36
@bloodyclaws100 Yes, I would like to know HOW she got it off of her head? Did she have to use acetone?
cjhindma 4 months ago
She's caught up in a really sticky situation.
TheVodkaChugger 4 months ago
lol, but poor girl :'(
hysar2 4 months ago
shes pretty hot o___0
adammatsui 4 months ago
i feel like this is fake since she doesnt go berserk when he tells her its superglue.
sohumd96 4 months ago
You realize that this can not only tear the skin but shes right when she says it can leave burns. I kitbash a lot, kitbash = customizing models and whatnot, anyways, superglues have different reactions to certain chemicals found in or on a surface they are applied to. These reactions when added to the human body can actually leave permanent and painful injury. People often dont think about the after effect of their actions. What if once the dildo was applied it started to burn her skin?
goddimmus 4 months ago
You're an asshole. Maybe she'll stick something up your ass while you're asleep or something. No wait, I'm sure you two aren't even together anymore.
kitkat2251 4 months ago
That was so fuckin funny man i hope it stays on for ever
Macahkr97 4 months ago
im hoping she was able to get the dildo off her forehead.
stinky69100 4 months ago in playlist Liked
lolz
appleshooter1000 4 months ago
@yscrollthebest i have that same shirt. lol
mcartney8 4 months ago
she should jerk it till it comes then it'll turn soft.
loola456 5 months ago
hahah, dude u should make "PART 2" . It should be on how she can get rip out that dig off her head..
MegatronFlexmistic09 5 months ago
your 1 funny mothafucka lol
gagwee 5 months ago
epic.
ahertel1 5 months ago
2:49 is the funniest part hahaha
derryll22 5 months ago
Fake
Adversaful 5 months ago
How the fuck do you get that off?
xLoveAngelxYashleyx 5 months ago
nigger dick head
WhiteReconcista 5 months ago
id bone that bitch
911crosiris 5 months ago
Stupidity conquers all!!! :)))
admirahongos 5 months ago
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahaha lmmfao dwl haha hahahahahahahaha
mzirablethoughts 5 months ago
amazing
roosterteethrulz 5 months ago
I now believe in unicorns
footballer199544 5 months ago
Funny as hell
footballer199544 5 months ago
This is hilarious! Nicely Done!
goldmember056 5 months ago
Stupid ass prank, don't physically harm someone.
CandyBoyGavin 5 months ago
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bart2daman 5 months ago
whorenosaurus
edjr672 5 months ago
Right, she is a dickhead, first this idiot glues a piece of plastic to her forehead then waits and blows an air horn into her ear to wake her up, but SHE is the dickhead, yeah right. In spite of the fact that she looks half black and half puerto rican she probably has twice the intelligence that he has
skr321 6 months ago
Carly the black uniporn?
HaiIlikePie 6 months ago
Fake! I call shens. Dildo was prolly as big as him.
osiris77504 6 months ago
i got to this by searching dildo
9000failurez 6 months ago 3
its really fukin rare wen i subscribe to pure geniusness. yuu sir are hilarious
i subscribed an put this vid on my FB wall
flirtybirdy69 6 months ago
she is hottt
flirtybirdy69 6 months ago