RANT!!!

[infamous2nixx1]

He is really cute I'm jealous/ happy for his girlfriend

[raenaluvstwilight]

Turn left, Oh god. Turn left

[stickmen1084]

turn left sucka!!!



[lemurfan123]

how about snape? "You will now turn left... Do not disappoint me,"

[TheFinalDayOfDeath]

I dare all of you to have a staring contest with Fluffee!

[kagome14to15]

This dude is pretty Hot!

[obamasuck566]

his moaning.... sounds like hes done that before XD jk

[middermike90]

he smokes way to much weed

[TrueVeeSour]

@middermike90 I think he smokes just the right amount

[FlameofStryfe]

@middermike90 I don't think you smoke enough weed. here, *passes joint* welcome to Canada.

[JayBlaze69420]

WE ALL WANT TO KICK MIDGETS !

[anna0loves0manga]

i hate my camera y wont u be HD??!!

[anna0loves0manga]

i hate my camera y wont u be HD??!!

[montagemayhem555]

I hate you camera WHY U NO HD?!?!

[ogad131]

I fell down an up one before. I'm not lying it took me three minutes and 2 other guys to stop me from falling. It was funny as hell though

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

This midget tried to kick me and ended up hurting himself.

[Anonymousniper12]

:44 get A DAMN NuVI!!!

[SuperFrosty3]

At 00:55 My parents thought I was watching porn. -_-"

[Similaar]

your dance is epic

[RecoverRedeem]

HAHAHA MASS EFFECT SPOOF!!!

i think?

the dancing thing?

[RecoverRedeem]

weed

[Lizz5699]

i HATE it when people do that thing with escalators too! SOO stupid!

[Markee020]

Did Fluffee say "upgated" when talking about turn signals?

[TheMasterSimm]

What kind of mall does he and every stand up comedian ever go to. When the escalator's out we're fucked where I live and have to find the actual stairs.

[wavylava]

"sorry, escalator is temporarily stairs" lol RIP. Good tribute.

[bludman2]

@wavylava RIP?

[wavylava]

@bludman2 Sorry, I should've been more clear. The guy who the joke is from died a while back, haha i was quoting the joke and then saying RIP i thought people knew him but he did die a while ago so yeah oops!

[sziloka20091]

a midget i acaden le killd own

it wus on a street

[iamcavaliers]

we cant kick midgets

[c00ltouch]

@iamcavaliers Because he is taller than an average man

[lovelysagebo13]

LOL!!!

[youisa1]

hjah

[XChildOfTheMermaidsX]

thumbs up for falling.......UPWARD!!!! XD

[SugarShay2014]

cause u still look good even w/o HD :)

[redsoxrubberchickens]

i got scared when u did that girl voice

[bashbro1able]

Someone PLLLZZ make the girl orgasim thing happen, except it not be Fluffee.

[sdannunzio]

1:01 lololol!!!!

[zikki4ever123]

I love his girl voice! :D

[TheSteakasaurus]

I don't kick midgets, I punt them, HUGE DIFFERENCE!!

[softniga]

why does a girl saying turn left in a sexual way mean shes hot?

[kartguy5]

Best of Mitch: where do you see yourself in 5 years? The fifth year anniversary of you asking me this question.

[Jess20409]

I watched someone tumble down the escalator one time it was fuckin hilarious.

[pinkninjagirl903]

haha my friend once ran up the down escalator....

[stopreadingpplsname]

i hate it when people have their left turn signal on for 3 or so blocks only to end up turning right

[gmsm520]

im putting hanging out with fluffie on my bucket list

[softniga]

ur voice sounds great. just saying. love ur intro. fantastic.

[Alayna101051]

lmao hahaha..... good good.. all i got to say

[TwilighterOsie0913]

"I hate my camera. WHY WON'T YOU BE HD?!" xD

[danny66442200]

I was about to comment about Mitch headburgs joke until the description caught my eye.

[pumpkin11390]

LOL you totally make my day :D "I hate when people kick midgets, And don't tell me you were just walking and didnt see them so you kicked em by accident... WE ALL wanna kick midgets but you Can't do it!" hahaha Epic Win!

[btodalew9890]

LMFAO!!!! the dancing part... hahaha!!

[Myuzaki]

i hate it when people cut in the lunch line at the cafeteria and buy all the good food.. and leave the people in the back shit and piss

[IXAMXDIFFYX]

I hate it when im dancing in the club, and then people make fun of my dancing style cause it looks like im jerking of two guys at the same time. lmao! :D

[3igmack]

HD i noticed it wasnt

[legolassanimelover]

Honestly, I don't get why out-of-order escalators aren't allowed to be used. They're JUST STAIRS! It's not like a demonic hole to the Underworld will open if you step on it!

...right?

[ramo1312]

One time I was sitting in a lane to turn left and there was 1 car ahead of me. When the light turned green so we could turn they just sat there until the light turned red and then they went straight instead of turning even though we were in a turning lane. How could they not see the giant white painting of an arrow pointing left.

[PrettyGurlSwagg940]

Falling Upward :)

[not0my0style]

I hate my camera... why cant u be HD!? XD!

[KidFunkyFry15]

he should make a new one

[leglaine]

i've honestly NEVER fallen down the up escalator...

[TheDarkCalling]

I hate when people drive VERY slow in front of me. I end up stopping and opening their door and beating the shit out of them.

[SectorSun]

i got a boner.

[Kaz8P]

MITCH HEDBERG! R.I.P.



[TheCrystal0817]

For some reason, I found my mom masterbating to your 'Sexy girl left turn' noise at 3 in the morning....

[xSmellTheRainbowx]

fluffee made an epic fail at a sexy girl's voice xD

[JaderGater2]

Midget-kicking!! :D

[sicroyalty]

"They should have a sign on the escalator that says 'Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience' " RIP Mitch Hedburg

[TehEndStarcraft]

And then u just continusely fall... upward...

[jacobbarrie]

FUCK WHY WONT THIS LOAD?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?

[Seana01]

rofl!

[danyandmarc]

It would suck if you fall down the never ending stairs.

[TheNl1nk]

i love the sound =)

[Ravanescence101]

we ALL wanna kick midgets! but we cant!

OH MY GOSH! I LOVE THIS!

[Solar2685]

I don't know about YOU, but the driver is the one who gets in trouble for hitting a pedestrian, especially in the crosswalk, asshole.

*I ranted with the rant video.

[Solar2685]

Instead of making left turns in a car, I'm a pedestrian crossing in the crosswalk.

I hate it when I'm anxious and waiting to walk across and I finally see the white guy saying I can walk now, and the stupid idiot in a car tries to make a right turn into me. They must think "oh, as soon as the cars at my left stop at the light, I can turn right, because nobody WALKS anymore, especially near a MALL". But worse, a person making a left turn thinking they have the right of way over a pedestrian.

[kali0589]

@Solar2685 Hey, when you're trying to beat that green arrow turning red and some idiot steps out onto the road out of nowhere, all hats are off. Should have looked before stepping into the street.

[CreamLightPudin]

RANT!!!!

[NicholasAndMaddyPoo]

@rocooak ya that doesn't matter. this video was uploaded in may of 2009

[SuperRockerGirl1001]

giddy? who says giddy anymore

[Niclie21]

HAHA LMAO i hate going down the wrong escalator. AWW fluffee needs an HD camera *hug*

[rocooak]

here in canada where i live *onterio* its ileagle to use any cell phones, ipods or any of that shit while driving.....but yet.....we still have dumbasses here that cause alot of a car crash because there playing with there cell phones, or switching songs on there ipods and not watching the road..and other crap....

[shmorkey3]

i hate my camera y wont u be hd funny

[vuohensarvettaja]

because u didn't buy an HD camera. dumbass!

[RigaudonAS]

I pity the fool who don't turn LEFT!

[jessicawwesavani]

I hate those arrows too! I hate midgets they scare me! That happend to me once..i fell for and hour and 30 min. lol naww JK JK

[neamiahwinston12]

u should show us your house

[AnthonyChaos13]

upgaded? XD FTW

[eggsalad774]

im fro canada and the bigest mall ive ever been to is st. vital mall in winnipeg manitoba

[x3chiaki]

"WHY WON'T YOU BE HD" Aww you sound so cute at that part HAHA

[MegRocks88]

then u continously fall...upward!

[xXMxExGxAxDxExTxHXx]

left

[brazothegr8]

i knocked down a midget for pedigree-ing me

[trixivalz10]

WE ALL WANT TO KICK MIDGETS! 

[TheMetalApocalipse]

fluffee you look seriously stoned in some of your videos... cant say i blame u...

[GomezVendable]

why wont you be hd?!

[SuperSpaceCookies1]

"i hate when people kick midgets"

[TheJiamy]

The "hot bitch" voice sounds like she's getting fucked. Oh please don't respond to this comment :)

[anim8er7]

@TheJiamy thats the point.

[TheThreeMusketeers09]

i tripped over a midget once...

[trackgril175]

thank you so much your videos always make my day :)

[airsoftmaniac911]

then u continuasly keep falling...upward

[XD19SHANE19XD]

Turn Left SUCKA

[freshburritos]

all 2 true

[GIChiyo]

I HATE THAT!

[YourMomIsLolFlakes]

lol i like this guy

[g4ur4v]

i pooped a little

[devotodeloputrefacto]

Ah yes, Heidenflugenmann's theory of the perpetual falling down the stairs upwards. It was quite controversial when it came out and did not take well with the scientific community at the time.However, throughout the years further studies have helped it to acquire credibility and respectability with modern scholars and yeah this joke went on too long :/

[EsBreton]

If everyone had costomized indacators... I am not even gonna say it, it'd just piss me off soooooo much

[legomajor]

for the custom voices, i think i'll take... the hot chick's voice.

[cannajared420]

i just got exhausted of your voice. i hate you

[brandons1298]

turn left sucka XD

[pepeprs]

I use to be funniyer in thr past I thnk your burnt out on your newer videos

[madbombaguy13]

yea RIP Mitch Hedberg

[megadeadman2300]

My uncle fell down an escalater and finnally reached the bottom 3:37 later

[Drunkenprophet23]

Holy Shit that's another Mitch Hedberg Joke

[GayInmateProductions]

I've had a conversation about the click sound before. I think it should just scream left or right.

[AsUniqueAsMyName]

It wouldn't be falling up the escalator. It'd be falling in the one place. Forever falling. Sounds like one of those scary dreams you have before you go into a deep sleep. -spaz out-

[NewbornHippo]

he is so funny

[c5rep0rter]

thanks GOD for that phawking info... i was about to slap FLuffee in text!!!!!!!!! || || || || oh, and i could not stop EFFING laughing... and AWE! FLuffee wants an HD camera! *huggles* (aka HUGS)

[tac8989]

lmao I love escelators....

[J209H]

why do people love to lisining to people bitch and rant omg wtf hahaahahahahahaa

[IisMudkipz]

for my Horn, i'd have: OMG! yu killed kenny! so then when i run someone over it will say that :)

[phonyman1]

lets stop niloy1991

[MarcomasterV]

@phonyman1 why??

[SpiderRider3]

In the city I used to live in there was this infamous intersection where the left hand turn arrow was known to take an excruciating amount of time to light up and when it did usually only two cars would get through.

[amritaa8]

HAHAH

[paintballguy691]

turn left sucka!!

[counterstrifekid]

I run down the up escelators it is fun

[jackieatkinson]

Hahah! Your awesome!

[xomadinalakexo]

i hate my camera! why wont you be hddd????

[except0that0you0suck]

you know i have fallin down the up escalator i really fell for five mins

its not a joke lol

(it was kinda funny though)

[Henrika16]

i almost did that the other day, but i realized it was the wrong one in time to avoid injury lol

[iKiCKMiiDGETS]

Lololololol i wasnt really paying attention untill you started talking about kicking midgets  hahahaha fuck yes

[jpomail]

"Esclators never really break, they just turn into stairs"

[XxSwAiN69xX]

@jpomail Why just steal the top comment

[littledonnyfund]

escalators never really break they just turn into stairs

[JisatsuKing14]

Lulz xD

[perfection1023]

escalators dont break they just turn into stairs

[BanColPan]

@perfection1023

stole that joke...

[dankw90]

I fucking hate it when people just STAND on one step of an escalator... Dammit, they're there to get you there FASTER, not for you to just stop moving and go really slow!!

[dankw90]

Sorry mate, i don't do arguments over Youtube, far too mature for that...

[69iambecomedeath89]

yet not mature enough to not simply not respond or even to realize that stating an obvious fact, isnt arguing, in fact by responding you've put us both closer to that then i did. mature has nothign to do with it.

[dankw90]

...

[69iambecomedeath89]

look how mature you are...

[ArashinomeYT]

Nice Mitch Hedberg reference there brah

[69iambecomedeath89]

no shit read the description

[ArashinomeYT]

Yeah, I saw that before I commented. What's your fucking point?

[69iambecomedeath89]

why waste time is the point

[dankw90]

Don't worry about 69iambecomedeath89, he's quite clearly got some pretty tender Daddy Issues.

[zxcvbnmjhgfdsa1]

@dankw90 can guys have daddy issues that doesint make sense

[dankw90]

What are you talking about? Why can't guys have daddy issues? Thinkkkkkkk about things before you type them please.

[ninja1125]

Turn Left Sucka XD

[Wacked420]

WE ALL WANT TO KICK MIDGETS!

[Wacked420]

hahaha

[x3Shinju]

Falling down on an escalator going upwards will be like, Infinite fall?

[coddish]

OMG, me too: I can't stand when the idiot at the front of a left-turn lane lineup just sits there when the light turns green. Everyone's honking at him and he still doesn't move, and by the time he does, it's too late for anyone else.

When I'm at the front of a left-turn lane, I always accelerate as fast as I can the very instant that the arrow starts blinking. Just to give the poor bastard 4 cars back from me a chance. Haha.

[Midgetman101100]

Yea yummy i have one lady yelled at me and was like WAT r u doing r u dumb u could kill some one

[yummy229100]

what happened? did you fall down or something?

[yummy229100]

i run down the upp escalaters. its so funn and i never get to the bottom but the old ladies get pissed at me cause i get in the way. has anyone else tried that?

[dofman3245]

yes it didn't work out to well =(

[bubba0slipknot]

I hate escalators

[MrCody978]

lmfao

[THEMAGICMAN28]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!­!!!! this is one of ur funniest videos!!!!!!!!!!

[parkourgang911]

nice

[jr23covers]

turn left turn left hahaha LOL!!!

[Slickdown]

Your beanie rules

[roxtrs]

I order the club sandwich all the time, and I'm not even a member man. I don't know how I get away with it.

[TylerFlipp]

Win.

[Biverix]

your canadianism is funny

[VeggieMeg16]

put "we all want to kick midgets" and "escalators don't break, they just turn into stair" on your merchandise :L

[kikodude310]

Fluffee! Buy an HD camcorder! lol

[Doug1613]

Escalators never really break, they just turn into staris.. O.o

[Chroniclogical420]

when you say fuckin it makes me laugh

[themooddisorders]

Hey dude, buy a person to shop for you and avoid the escalators

????

[themooddisorders]

i like fluffee, shaved etc!