Dane Cook - Would You Rather

[bre22f]

jesus christ timmy!! float away from me, float away!

[MissMeischa]

I totaly dig your video. Really clever and cool.

[TheOFWGKTAfan]

did anybody hear "yea sara" after dane asked if you have ever been engulfed in fire before?

[RainbowStitchedWolf]

Wow Mount!!! headless horsemans mount! woot woot!

[sk8er0drew]

WoW mount i officially love this vid

[makeghandi]

Punch the bees for God's sake!

[AwesomeCateAT]

i lmfaoed at the pool thing bcuz tht is soooo true! i ALWAYS go up from below the person in the huge raft, and its that mini heartattack when u cant find ur way around before u lose ur breath. rrooofffflll

[sgspkz]

i find it funny that he got bit on his left side when that where the heart is should he be dead lol???

[yomaam12345]

a WoW horse :D

[princessAeilita]

I agree with the swimming pool thing. I'm always frantic looking for the surface. DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHILE I'M DYING IN THE ABYSS!!! xD

[TheFatKidNamedJoe]

DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHILE I'M DYING IN THE ABYSS

[xPvtStashx]

Its called "Would you Rather" because that is the name of this CD that he released

[DeGoodChannel]

i thought this would be about the game would u rather..... BUT oh well dane cook is fucking awesome and itwas still funny

[jheat25]

Nice*



[jheat25]

mice drawing



[worldpwn]

"you punch it in the face, ALRIGHT!" oh fuck that was funny xD

[imegalovehalflife]

lol bottleneck...bottleNOSE X3

[ROFLSTOMPism]

OMG WOW MOUNT YAY

[RandomLoverOfYaoi]

0:56 Is that horse from something?

[SpiritandRainLover]

@RandomLoverOfYaoi It's from World of Warcraft xP

[SuperRandomToast]

"And you always come up under the kid on the raft."

I know right? XD

[Kidlike101]

I'd pick the firey water, think about it. if you do manage to live you'll have all the cuties you want XD

[TheSouthIsWhereItsAt]

if u dont lik dane cook then why wud u click on a video the says dane cook??? does ur life suck tht much to go out of ur way to hate someone?

whatevr i think he is funny

[SarabiBluesBro]

Bee's are scary o-o

[Jordansgirl24244848]

Firey Water :D .

[MJackson122898]

lol...the horse, bees, and shark is funny. Check out my YouTube you all. My videos are funny. with music too.

[caceyhays1]

im sorry but dane cook is not funny at all....

[angelfanaj]

5:25 looks like a penis

[TheGlassDot]

Hi, I'm Dane Cook. I laugh when I hear someone died. hurhurhurhurhur

Dumb fuck...

[bills227]

@TheGlassDot He's joking, duhhhhhh. That's why he's a comedian. He tells JOKES!

[TheGlassDot]

@bills227 Just because a subject is in the context of a joke, doesn't mean it's funny.

Maybe I should rephrase: Hi, I'm Dane Cook. I joke about people dying. hurhurhurhurhur

If I joke about rape, does it become funny?

[Jiggs1097]

fucking hate dane cook.

[PirateCuber]

Anybody notice this has nothing to do with Would you rather?

[LeliodeLioncourt1]

@PirateCuber I think it does. The end does, at least. Would you rather drown or burn to death?

[imegalovehalflife]

@PirateCuber yeah...would you rather drown or catch fire...................

[asudemmedusa]

@PirateCuber Which "would you rather have happen" to you. Shark attack, engulf in flame, or bee attack. :)

[AwesomeCateAT]

@PirateCuber yep

[The732737]

I don't know how i ended up here.... 0_0 but i'm never going back . Can someone tell me where to find more stuff like this ?

[deepaxowns]

I got killed by bees.

[Anaiasocool]

@deepaxowns

Were you taunting them?

[deepaxowns]

@Anaiasocool yeah. but i still fought back. i grabbed them by the tiny throat thing and i said "FUCK YOU BEES!" well, they were all over me so it sounded more like "FUCK *BZZZZZZ* YOU *BZZZZZZ* BEES"

[Anaiasocool]

@deepaxowns

Dude... At least you didn't drown. Drowning would be the worst...

[deepaxowns]

@Anaiasocool no, what would be the worst is if you were drowning, then someone set the water on fire and the second you find some non-fire water, you get punched in the face.

[Anaiasocool]

@deepaxowns

Hahaha, they would be like "GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER! YOU DON'T COME OUT OF THE FIREY- COVER UP THAT HOLE WITH SOME FIRE NOW!"

[TheSouthIsWhereItsAt]

@deepaxowns omg did u live? XDlol

[Wolfaura95]

fuck....im supposed to be silent, since everyone at my house is asleep...but i laughed so hard at his horse imitation xDDD that sounded more like a lunatic than a horse...I guess dane cook videos are not a good thing to watch when you're supposed to make no noise xD

[kaseyylette]

headless horsemans mount...like it

[LockedGT]

Damnit Timmy!

[Dynomitex2]

lolz that right guy be proud

[TheGuerrillero36]

well idk how many people go into the oceon with a green shirt and kakis

[courtwilliams26]

Reporter:Why did the shark attack you? Were you taunting it?

Dane:Ya I go in the sea sometimes just to mess around with the sharks! LOL

Reporter:No really what happened?

Well I was swimming and all of a sudden OH!OH NO!

Reporter: How did you get away?

Dane:I punched it and he let me go......

Reporter: =O Omg.......................

[SpottedRain1398]

haha yes!

- I still have the top comment :)

[SmokeStorm3]

GET BACK HERE!!!

[lovelamingtons]

pissed myself at the bit with the inflatable bird

[courtwilliams26]

Do not float above me when im dying in the abyse!

[HokageDaskan]

thats autotune

[craziness38927]

dude, we have this giant inflatable swan, and somehow, every time i go underwater, i manage to come up underneath it...and i can't even hit it away from my head, cause it's big, so i have to go back down and swim around it...i feel your pain, Dane...

[Eyohannes93]

26 people went back into the fiery water.

[Freelance170]

I love his horse noises

[awesome65558]

XD



[suicune95]

GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER!!!!!!! COVER THAT HOLE WITH SOME MORE FIRE!!!!!!

Lol, made my day.

[supersam4ever08]

XD lol i laughed not just at the video but at the ad next to it the said "bj's wholesale club; bj's FREE for 60 days!"

[BazketballNinjaaa]

OMD THAT IS ONE AWESOME PIC OF A HORSE!! WHERE U GET IT!?? & nice paint job lol =3

[Random1ape]

Where do you download, to get dane cooks voice?

[chocoluver4]

i say 2 25 ppl: get back in the firey water!!!!!!!

[Ultimatefanofmid]

the shark let him go and the shark was like ALRIGHTTT!!!!!!!!!! lol I love that part so much.

[xoxoiluv2dancexoxo]

i <3 that bee

[TheKaylababy09]

DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHEN IM DIEING IN THE ABYSS! HAHAHAH

[Spottedleaf347]

25 people didn't have enough sense to stay in the fiery water.

[airwings13]

"float away from me. float away!" lmfao XD

[420laxitude]

hahahah little bucked tooth beee bitch

[GYWproductions]

i love how the top comments are both about the horse from wow lmao

[racistfishbowl1]

25 ppl didnt punch the shark

[girlgirl37able]

@racistfishbowl1 25 ppl didnt survive the attack the one that disliked the video was they mamas XD

[racistfishbowl1]

@girlgirl37able hahaha tru that

[girlgirl37able]

@racistfishbowl1 i like urs and mine more then anybody else ;>

[numbah1ful]

PUNCHING A SHARK IN THE NOSE ACTUALLY WORKS, SORRY CAPS LOCK, k better

[kingdomkeykc]

he should of said wen u come up through the circle where theres no fire timmy on the raft was there

[laptecuciocolata]

dude fuck wow...seriously fuck wow

[blodboy108]

i watched it again for the bitchin photos and audio

[theloveshineatheist]

I would rather die of bee stings then listen to dane cook steal jokes.

[blodboy108]

@theloveshineatheist id rather die of bee stings than to you going on youtube and searching a comedian you dont like just to complain about him. i bet your on every other dane cook video.

[theloveshineatheist]

@blodboy108 then you would loose money. The only reason I saw this video is because It was recommended to me by youtube because I was watching Loius CK standup

[genbaboy7012]

@theloveshineatheist You dont like it...theres plenty of other comedians and other funny things on here...try watching some other things instead of bitching about the ones you dont like...lifes no fun if you spend it miserable.

[yeedig01]

hahaha hilarious!! nice pics too!!

[TheMrMurcielago]

Yeah, F8CK YOU, BEE!!!

[WolfSttary12]

1:31 Oh PLEASE MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!

[GYWproductions]

this guy punches it in the face and the shark is like ALRIGHTTT!!!!!!!

[tiaraeg]

LoL the world of warcraft hallows eve horse

[facebookadict123]

WHEN DID THE DUDE HAVE TIME TO PUT CLOTHES ON FROM THE WATER, AFTER THE SHARK LET HIM GO??

[smnelson86]

DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHEN I AM DYING IN THE ABYSS!!!

[umbreon01100]

@JSJustSkill i think it's on vicious circle, or harmful if swallowed, i think it's most likely harmful if swallowed

[tharcgodomg]

he never asked would you rather...

[JoeyR571]

Bees scare the shit out of me O.O

[LibertyCityMayhem95]

WHOOOAAA-OHHHH!

[dmachine123]

lol @ te horse from wow

[comedyrowanstyle]

this is not would you rather its killer bees & sharks

[woahineedhelp]

@comedyrowanstyle this is would you rather, i have it on itunes

[LTCAproductions]

your hands are just like mine lol

[006tristan]

GET BACK IN THE FIREY VIDEO!!!!!

[Ryanicez]

i always go diving deep down in the deep end then i come up almost out of breath, then this fat kid just bumps into me

[NERDIE911]

21 People got bit by a Shark and didnt Punch it XD

[fakersification]

like if you realized when he talked about the ocket and the picture wasnt a shark it was a dolphin

[RDD756]

1:03 ganons horse? or no..

[cozmofox222]

@RDD756 ganon is too good for that horse

[SpottedRain1398]

THE HORSE WAS FROM WORLD OF WARCRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheFuzzyBlanket]

@SpottedRain1398 headless horseman's flying horse

[lolwatfu]

@SpottedRain1398 No way. Calm the fuck down.

[SoundsMadness]

@SpottedRain1398 It was the Knight Elf Mohawks horse. :P

[Screwattacker]

@SpottedRain1398 I am aware :)

[ifelup123]

@SpottedRain1398 chill dude

[LadyAkemiSan]

oodles of noodles, he uses it every gig lol awesome!

[TellMeMoreGirl]

*punch* GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER!

[nikalina777]

HAHA this is amazing dude!



[PresidentDRCI]

JESUS CRIST TIMMY!!!!! DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHEN I'M DYING IN THE ABBEYS!!!!!!

[LadyAkemiSan]

@PresidentDRCI haha, i read this exactly as he was saying it lol

[WEREWOLFLOVER121]

@PresidentDRCI i almost peed myself laughing so hard at that :))))

[urbandefinition]

Great video! Thanks for making this.

[SHIKAMARUSLOVE]

Go Shark Rocket!

[cozmofox222]

lol headless horsemans mount

[cozmofox222]

lol WoW



[blahblahdoll]

wow horse yay!!!!

[redsoxxx1234]

i like how the people have wings

[liamjamesharris]

21 ppl didnt get pussy wit tht story

[crusadercanio]

0:59 nice headless horsemen mount from wow lol

[lightdevil97]

@crusadercanio Rofl, i noticed that too, im like... someone plays!!

[courtwilliams26]

i have been timmy lol.

[2goldendragon]

is that a corncob pipe at 3:16?

[2goldendragon]

you punched a fucking shark?!

[goobermedic]

Well done, KUDOS. He is hilarious!!

[IcyHeat88]

21 people had to get back in the fiery water

[IcyHeat88]

21 peoeple had to get back in the fiery water

[misspickey10]

sorry about my last comment. that was my brother on my account, not me.

[RougexShadowLover]

i forgot it was the headless horse mens horse but again i never got that far

[SidRulz100]

I think I know why that bee at 0:34 said "Get him, girls!". It's because worker bees in a hive are usually female bees.

[TheRandomChikz]

" I HATE STEAM, WHOEVER INVENTED STEAM SUX!!!"

[RougexShadowLover]

was that horse from world of warcraft cause i think i say that horse cause of my LVL 80!

jk i have only a lvl 52

[dracodarkblade11]

@RougexShadowLover ya its a horse of ow world of warcraft and its also the headlesshorsemanshorse

[thesuperdj2000]

@dracodarkblade11

ohhhh I thought it was from wizard 101

[sugarbunnyxoxo1313]

killer horses thats scary shit!!!XD fuck bees!!XD yay i go into the sea sometimes just to fuck around with sharks!!!:D lolz

[AXSESSED8]

killer horses!!!! RRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN­NNN

[yokoraitashi]

awesome! drowning one happens to me all the time!

[raebaybieee28]

this is hilarious !

[mrpimpalicious100]

21 people got bit by a shark and punched it in the face... it didnt work out...

[Hollywood15Undead]

5:15 PEEEEENIS.

[Savvis90]

nice horse

[2011SFproductions]

GET BACK IN THE FIREY WATER COVER UP THAT WHOLE WITH SOME FIRE!

[XGerardxxWayXmCrLvR]

haha i was laughing soo hard and i got in truble for waking ppl up because its 2:12am and now im grounded (my step dad is harsh)

[stayc51]

This is soooo awesome!!!!

[miriamhinata]

lol soooo funny and great job!! XD i love Dane Cook he's hilarious!! fer sure ^^ :P :P :3 :D XD

[13linkinparkluver13]

Firey water... lmao.

[ki02ki]

LOL



[2011SFproductions]

GET ME OUTTA HERE!! WHERES THE SURFICE?! OH JEEZUZ CHRIST TIMMY!! DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHEN IM DIEING IN THE ABBYS!!!

[rockprincess626]

haha i hate that feeling when ur in a deep part of the water

[lexibabyg]

Some ppl dont have a sence of humor the whole bee thing was just a joke

[B1zarro33]

why do people find Dane Cook funny, he's always just so loud and in this whole section of his preformance he talks about people dying being funny. That is just so f***ed up many people have bee allergies so yes many people can die from bees it's not a laughing matter.

[BeanRedz]

@B1zarro33 wtf? it's a joke, if you think it's offensive and he's annoying then why'd you look up this vid? just to fuck with the people that find his jokes funny? we're not retarded, we know people have bee allergies

[RoryB854]

@B1zarro33 stfu its a joke and if u hate dane cook so much then why did you click on this video.... I know people have bee allergies u really dont need to tell me.... ITS A JOKE SO JUST GET OVER IT AND DONT CLICK ON THINGS YOU HATE!

[MsSaki95]

o.o My leg was fully engulfed in fire before it was so hot That I couldn't feel it anymore, Now I can't feel heat at all on my leg... It was scary... :'(

[FunCrapTV]

I WOULD PUNCH EVERY BEE IN THE FACE!

[girlyglam74]

I Have Punched A Bee Before

[irulezurmomz]

wow mount lol

[Shreddex101]

Dane Cook : who gets killed by bees?

Me :Who draws bees with teeth?

[dmtotton]

Burnt finger poking out of shower looks like a penis on a stick.

[TheAdontaco]

the dislike bar..... it like 100 times bigger than justin beibers penis

[ImStupidInTheLove]

Who ever invented stem SUCKS!!

[luldopeboy1]

@ImStupidInTheLove Steam Lol

[FigiFantasticXD]

GET BACK IN THE FIERY WATER!!!!

[BluRibbonRider]

Poor Timmy...

[misspickey10]

dane cook sux. he funny at times but most of the time...no. hes also soo stupid. actually if a sharks biteing u and u punched it in the nose it wuld let u go

[JUNEBUG754]

@misspickey10 he's just kiddin! go lord! b4 u watch a video you should be able to take a joke

[VampDiariesLover21]

@misspickey10 um the resistance of the water would lessen the blow of the punch< so actually that is incorrect