@orrgla You're joking right ? Liberals want to protect Medicare and Social Security. it's Republicans that are drooling at the mouth over spending all the Money on more tax cuts for the Rich. which don't do a dam thing for the economy as you could tell by the last 12 years...!
Modern day Robin Hood! Steal from the old and complaining, and give to the hard-working middle class.
I salute you good sir. Your efforts will finally cease once SS inevitably fails and I'll be able to finally stop paying into a system I'll never reap any rewards from.
A recent study sent people to Onion News with one question: What videos are true?
The study found that viewers of Fox News ran away in an attempt to forward an email to everyone they knew about a new Social Security Scam they saw in one of the videos. They also went to Wal-mart and stocked up on duct tape, bottled water and made sure they had enough ammunition in case the scammers came to their house.
Viewers of Jon Stewart felt that the Onion News Network was a parody of news in general.
If the souls of the dead can log onto their computers and physically pound onto the keys, we have a lot more problems than just scammers. WHO THE HELL IS WRITING FOX!
"Not paying these fees leaves you subject to prosecution and scorn from people who are in the afterlife, even those you think love you like your parents."
Actually there are many cases of old people being scammed to give lots of money to someone who pretends to be grandson/etc. - it's ridiculous to give 10k $ to someone saying he needs it.
I saw this on a friend's facebook... it took me a while to figure out it was fake lol. I was trying so hard to be sympathetic and not laugh, and then i got more and more suspicious until i saw the damn cow and burst out laughing!!
"We're sory to infrom you that you've have died..If y0u are unwilingg to comply the U.S, Giverment is authorized to prevent your beloved ones from remembering you now that you have are dead."
OMG!!! Poor people!! I know exactly who they feel!! My grandma was scammed in same way!! We find here after a week in local cemetery dinging up her own grave! It took us two weeks to convince her that she is not dead!
People keep a mirror with you at all times, that way, if someone tells you you're dead, you can breath into the mirror and if you see any condensation,,,, you' know that you're still alive!!!
lol pausing and reading the letter is fantastic.
JLSmithson22 4 days ago
"New book on jfk assassination that his head just exploded" hahaha
tredgkskate 5 days ago
Who wants to bet someone wants to tr this?
tyrongkojy 1 week ago
THIS IS SICK AND PERVERTED OVERSIZED LIBTARD GOVERNMENT FOR YOU!!! LEAVE MEDICARE AND SOCIAL SECURITY ALONE LIBTARDS!!!!
orrgla 1 month ago
@orrgla it's hard to see wether you're joking or not over the internet.
i seriously hope you know this is fake..
MrWaddefak 1 month ago
@orrgla You're joking right ? Liberals want to protect Medicare and Social Security. it's Republicans that are drooling at the mouth over spending all the Money on more tax cuts for the Rich. which don't do a dam thing for the economy as you could tell by the last 12 years...!
METALMAN4Wii 2 weeks ago
@orrgla
Did you forget to take your anti-psychotics again?
mikeleejohnson 1 week ago
@orrgla LMFAO your comment made me fall onto the floor with laughter. You realize that this is fake, right? It's satire. lmao
flyersphan111 1 week ago
@orrgla how the hell does what you say deal with a fake comedic news report.
DarkEmoE 1 week ago
Modern day Robin Hood! Steal from the old and complaining, and give to the hard-working middle class.
I salute you good sir. Your efforts will finally cease once SS inevitably fails and I'll be able to finally stop paying into a system I'll never reap any rewards from.
vjm3 1 month ago
@vjm3 ...and this is when conservatives piss me off
AKBF3WIN 1 month ago
"well no one had come to visit me in a while. so i thought maybe i am dead" lmaooo
musickluva01 2 months ago
CHALENGE ACCEPTED!
TheLtmusic 2 months ago
I bet this could work.
xJoeEDangerouslyx 2 months ago
Did anyone notice the pyramid eye or eye of lucifer on the scam watch thing?
Trollinfortrouble 3 months ago
A recent study sent people to Onion News with one question: What videos are true?
The study found that viewers of Fox News ran away in an attempt to forward an email to everyone they knew about a new Social Security Scam they saw in one of the videos. They also went to Wal-mart and stocked up on duct tape, bottled water and made sure they had enough ammunition in case the scammers came to their house.
Viewers of Jon Stewart felt that the Onion News Network was a parody of news in general.
ProSherwood 3 months ago
@ProSherwood That was stupid.
anonymousman555 3 months ago
Andrea > Brooke
BahamutEternal 3 months ago
even bruce willis need help, We are fucked
zjloh 3 months ago
1:50 I'm gonna fucking do this.
Dorminay42 4 months ago
she should just kill herself...
TheYouwontgetit 4 months ago
Henrietta Mockery! :-)
LDixon007 4 months ago
How can the actors not laugh while making these videos. :D
hi420UK 4 months ago
pause at 0:30... I like how they put grammar/spelling mistakes all over it lol
jacksite2007 4 months ago
"The US Government is authorized to prevent your loved ones from remembering that you are dead"
Lol
InsertGr8Name 5 months ago
You'll be gone for ever as if you never really existed lmao lol
TheKabuto16 5 months ago
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AmerikanHustla 5 months ago
I failed the interactive signs of life quiz... am I dead?
StalkingRainbow 5 months ago
2:09. The Onion doesn't lie :)
SexyFish660 5 months ago
1:11 "Even victims who are suspicious continue with scam because they are happy to be getting letter". LMFAO
SirGrimGamer 5 months ago
If the souls of the dead can log onto their computers and physically pound onto the keys, we have a lot more problems than just scammers. WHO THE HELL IS WRITING FOX!
TheOkami1113 5 months ago
If y0u are unwillingg?
even if it was a perfectly legitimate header from the national office I'd still think people will know its a scam...
R5H4D0W 5 months ago
I think I'm dead!?!?
elipesso 6 months ago
Is this fake?
raider2661 6 months ago
@raider2661 duuhhhh
taah45 6 months ago
@taah45 Judging from a lot of comments, a lot of people missed the satire.
iz2sicc 5 months ago
The letter was in comic sans. ROFL.
AmuraMomochi 6 months ago 54
"Even victims who are suspicious continue with scam because they are happy to be getting letters" HAHAHA
ItayoMan 6 months ago
@ItayoMan LOL! =D
calfan3 6 months ago
They asked me for all my information or I would be buried in an unmarked grave!
eelnomtih 6 months ago
"US Depaurtment-scratch-Department for the Dead"
US Deportment (behavior) of the Dead RFLMAO
Cloud7337 7 months ago
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"A Nevada man reportedly died believing he was dead." Haha!
Cloud7337 7 months ago
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Cloud7337 7 months ago
@InfernalEvocation You NAZI equivalent moron.
G3org3Master 7 months ago
A lot of Christians would actually think this though.
G3org3Master 7 months ago
LOL "Sir Ian McKellan called upon for active knight duty in Afghanistan"
BarFlySupreme 7 months ago
"State of Florida caught on surveillance camera"
lol wtf?
hich11111 7 months ago
I think I am dead...? o.0
xXxALLtheseLIGHTSxXx 7 months ago
0:06
EricRBTube 8 months ago
i ate mushrooms once and thought i was dead. funny thing is they were portobello, and i was in fact dead.
TheExileElite 10 months ago
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Socialist Secutiry, Medicare and Medicaid should not exist. They are coercive and criminal.
Everything should be voluntary, the opposite of criminal socialism.
qwertypoiu4321 10 months ago
Stupid old people lol
VelvetRope1992 11 months ago
MANNN THEONION ALWAYS GET ME BEFORE I REALIZE ITS FAKE
KOOLJDJ 11 months ago
0:18 , Illuminati, anyone noticed??
hamadeh26 11 months ago 10
@hamadeh26 wtf u people need to shut up... how are little things like that "illuminati" what a joke.
ugasziz 6 months ago
@ugasziz He was referencing the eye, there is not many other little things like that.
anonymousman555 3 months ago
@anonymousman555 its just an eye tho
ugasziz 3 months ago
@hamadeh26 dumbass thats the eye providence on the great seal and is supposed to look out for the little guy
djmx82 2 days ago
"Not paying these fees leaves you subject to prosecution and scorn from people who are in the afterlife, even those you think love you like your parents."
Conway79 1 year ago
AHAHAHA that WAS FUNNY
Darthdemersus 1 year ago
Just the title made me lmao
Darthdemersus 1 year ago
its humor guys!!!!!!!!!!! EVER WATCH COMEDY CENTRAL OR SATURDAY NITE LIVE???? SHEESH
datchicky7 1 year ago
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Supposed Joe Lieberman sex tape actually video of woman plucking a dead chicken
LOL, those scrolling news bits are priceless.
keoke 1 year ago
when you actually die you ll be gone forever as if you never existed LOL
dimonai01 1 year ago
rofl: "A NEVADA MAN REPORTEDLY DIED BELIEVING HE WAS DEAD"
sk8rked 1 year ago
Rofl nice grammar in this shitty letter i could do this.. hmmm :D . kidding chill noobs
Lasurax 1 year ago
idiots...
TheNoobkiller3000 1 year ago
"one new jersey man told he was a god, had evolved beyond the need for money"
iamneilll 1 year ago
What the fuck is this shit?
TugBoatest 1 year ago
l0l00l0l how the fuck could you be convinced that your dead l0l
chevythunder08 1 year ago
L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0L
Filiolus 1 year ago
l0l0l0l
plugdoh 1 year ago
L0L my aunt was watching this and she believed it r0fl
Eleventness 1 year ago
sad thing is, some people would probably fall for this.
lucymydog1995 1 year ago
Haha crazy ass people, lol I love the onion
Marri76 1 year ago
Wait a second. My breath doesn't leave condensation on a mirror. Maybe that guy wasn't a Halloween Trick-or-Treater. O.o
cybroxis 1 year ago
Lol, i was like what the shit is this
Then i saw
The onion
GG onion GG
nullwii 1 year ago
Am i the only one that thought the "Interactive Signs of Life" quiz sounded hilarious?
zakbmx 1 year ago 26
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Take a deep breath and repeat after me, "I am NOT dead."
zellazoom 1 year ago
Actually there are many cases of old people being scammed to give lots of money to someone who pretends to be grandson/etc. - it's ridiculous to give 10k $ to someone saying he needs it.
jpelczar 1 year ago
LOL The letter is a "fraud"? No? really?
clintonplaza 1 year ago
This is SICK, who would do this to poor old people. These people are heartless and deserve to be jailed for a long long time >=(
TheNYCbarbiegirl 1 year ago
I wonder if that quiz is real. I would like to take it.
ChoppxSticks 1 year ago
The grammar in the letter is so poor. "There is no chances" "you have are died"
The scammers even misspelled department, crossed it out, and rewrote it by hand.
halobum117 1 year ago
ahhahahahah this is HILARIOUS! omg its like a scam of a scam of a scam!
Social security is a govt run ponzi scam- and now we have scammers trying to scam the idiots who fall for such a govt run scam. lolol omg
swu880 1 year ago
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TheCrawler333 1 year ago
lol state of florida caught on camera hahah
TheRoadofDestruction 1 year ago
reincarnated as a cow lmao
fixingbraincell 1 year ago
I failed the quiz so i must be dead.
lonewolfproduction75 1 year ago
I saw this on a friend's facebook... it took me a while to figure out it was fake lol. I was trying so hard to be sympathetic and not laugh, and then i got more and more suspicious until i saw the damn cow and burst out laughing!!
wow, blonde moment much?
argetlamgirl711 1 year ago 17
@argetlamgirl711 Dont feel bad, a lot of people think its real.
krunkaintdead69 3 months ago
"a nevada man reportedly died believing he was dead"
whatTHEheckYecc 1 year ago 7
Sir Ian McKellen called upon for active Knight duty in Afghanistan!!!
grrrngrrrl 1 year ago
I kan't believe sumone wuld actually do sumptin lyke dis to a person, even if they is old an sheet. GETBaC Gay Thuggin fo LYfe!!
Confucius4GETBaC 1 year ago
@Slingerslim yeah, lolk
cokefan3 1 year ago
@Slingerslim U wanted the thumbs up and don't lie
cokefan3 1 year ago
this is a joke right... ? i mean really. lol.
Shokaru315 1 year ago
@Shokaru315 lol all "TheOnion" news vids are all jokes made to look realistic
BlazinBobs 1 year ago
@Slingerslim WOW, ur a fucking fail because u copied a comment from another person. Thumbs down and i will tell u to gtfo
cokefan3 1 year ago
@Slingerslim Lol, which section is your comment in?
fluff125 1 year ago
hahaha I want to try this now
4RKU5K1 1 year ago
@Slingerslim Way to just copy santordine's comment from this Onion video /watch?v=ZkQBl-3t5sg
Begeru 1 year ago
Pure genius.
DiamantesDystopia 1 year ago
45 people are convinced they're actually dead.
KVladimirPutin 1 year ago 39
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vechorik 4 months ago
0:17
come on
DocEmmittBrown 1 year ago
@DocEmmittBrown hahahaha i did not even notice that oh thats funny
awsomeman75 1 year ago
This happened to my granny,be careful it could be you next
portsanity 1 year ago
"interactive signs of life quiz" best part
angrytablet 1 year ago
This is fake dumbfucks
iasnob01 1 year ago
@iasnob01 No it's not, The Onion is totally legit... they've been around for over 100 years!
norcofreerider604 1 year ago 2
Holy cow that guy reporting the story is/was a real news anchor here in Arizona!
Guess The Onion pays better for fake news then real news channels? haha!
infiltrator7777 1 year ago 6
@KlassicStrat72
Errrrrrrrrrrrr ... I think you have mis-directed this question. I actually said this was disgusting.
MsPennyDrop 1 year ago
"Supposed Joe Lieberman sex tape actually video of woman plucking a dead chicken"
2:10 hahah
MCskelboy 1 year ago 5
lol 1:05 new book says that JFK's head exploded on its own
guitargod546 1 year ago
i can't wait for the Onion Sports Network coming to comedy central....
lizard81288 1 year ago
My grandmother fell for this she thought she was living in the afterlife without knowing it and sent them billion of dollars to comply.
oursedatedyouth 1 year ago
1:11
"New book on JFK Assassination suggests his head just exploded on its own"
Hahahahahahahaha
BParimore 1 year ago 44
@BParimore Omg! He must have had a brain tumor or something... wow, that's awful!!!!
MissWinner247 1 year ago
Comic Sans font.... LOLOLOLOL
BillOralRushRimjob 1 year ago
This just it: A Nevada man died believing he was dead.
kopackjm 1 year ago
Did anyone else notice that the fraud watch logo is an all seeing eye from the dollar bill?
"Ian McKellan called for active Knight duty in Afghanistan" lmfao
PsilocybinNinja 1 year ago
Did anyone else notice that the fraud watch logo is an all seeing eye from the dollar bill?
PsilocybinNinja 1 year ago
That is so disgusting
MsPennyDrop 1 year ago
COMIC SANS. DON'T LISTEN TO IT!
Bablet16 1 year ago
sigh* people believe everything they see on youtube. great video guys.
fusionelements 1 year ago
How stupid these people are ?!?!?!
ValarMorgoth 1 year ago
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@ValarMorgoth How stupid you are bitch.
rauwasp360 1 year ago
@ValarMorgoth You meant yourself? :D
RolandWHK 1 year ago
@ValarMorgoth Who, the people that don't get that this is a joke?
burntodeathplox 1 year ago
@burntodeathplox No, the people that think they are the only ones to get this is a joke.
ValarMorgoth 1 year ago
LOL GOTTA TELL MY GRANDMA TO WATCH OUT FOR THIS.
Voodoofreak35 1 year ago
@VirtualWaffle
Its not satirical humor because why would 40 year old woman act in the videos
JusticeFi 1 year ago
@JusticeFi You're pretty dumb, aren't you?
Synergy9k 1 year ago
@JusticeFi LOL!
rauwasp360 1 year ago
@JusticeFi obviously no one would
btan1994 1 year ago
OMG i couldn't stop laughing!!
MEGABOINK65 1 year ago
"We're sory to infrom you that you've have died..If y0u are unwilingg to comply the U.S, Giverment is authorized to prevent your beloved ones from remembering you now that you have are dead."
In Comic Sans font? This is totally credible!
davampstaxoxo 1 year ago 79
@davampstaxoxo Comic Sans is super-professional.
Synergy9k 1 year ago
@davampstaxoxo There's Arial, Helvetica and Times New Roman.
And then there is Comic Sans; the most serious font ever.
leonel1982 1 year ago
Am I the only one who goes back on mute to read the scroll on the bottom? Like this isf you do, too.
americanreeses96 1 year ago 93
@americanreeses96 I don't, but that's a great idea! O.O
randomblork1919 1 year ago
It would be pretty bad if you failed an "interactive signs of life quiz.".
Rudy3364 1 year ago 4
The funniest part of this whole video is the part where people leave comments asking if it is real... rofl
Mattshewster 1 year ago
OHH MY GOD?? How stupid can people be? If i got a letter that said i was dead id NEVER belive it. Its hard to belive this kind of stuff happens.
Contressa 1 year ago
@Contressa speaking of stupidity, you're outraged by fake news
gillieman760 1 year ago
@gillieman760 Fake news? how can you call this fake! It is happening nation wide!
Contressa 1 year ago 3
@Contressa It's hard to believe people who think The Onion is real even exist
CookieMMMonster 1 year ago
"It was only after Brian showed her that her breath left condensation on a mirror that Henrietta realized she was still alive" ROFLMAO
sensuousvanilla124 1 year ago 5
lol. Comic sans.
LuvableDork 1 year ago
am i dead?
Subject28 1 year ago
"New book on JFK assassination suggests his head just exploded on its own"
csklimowski 1 year ago 6
OMG!!! Poor people!! I know exactly who they feel!! My grandma was scammed in same way!! We find here after a week in local cemetery dinging up her own grave! It took us two weeks to convince her that she is not dead!
It's sad what people do just to get some money.
koberko 1 year ago 3
@koberko This would have been more funny if you knew how to spell.
Holdington 1 year ago
@Holdington It's good that you are encouraging koberko to learn how to spell but I'd revise my English if I were you. "More funny" is just funny.
america8877 1 year ago
OH MAN IM NOT SURE THIS IS REAL SOMEONE MAKE AN ANGRY CONDESCENDING COMMENT TO ME
Balian49 1 year ago 3
hahahhaha >< please don't tell me i'm dead
cairobaby 1 year ago
My sixth sense is tingling.
bloodySunday77 1 year ago
To anyone who doesnt know this a FAKE spoof channel
TheDragonsword123 1 year ago
@TheDragonsword123 Don't tell them! You're ruining the fun!
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nicolettepowell 1 year ago
People keep a mirror with you at all times, that way, if someone tells you you're dead, you can breath into the mirror and if you see any condensation,,,, you' know that you're still alive!!!
MissWinner247 1 year ago 3
R.I.P. Henrietta! Oh.... that's right!.... You're not dead.......well, at least not yet! Sorry!
MissWinner247 1 year ago
This is a disgrace people are bad. I cant believe this is really happening.
ShamrocksGetYouHigh 1 year ago
Say what you want about The Onion News Network, still way more Fair & Balanced than Fox News.
xKazTheGreatOnex 1 year ago
Hahaha WTF!!!?!?
coolymonster 1 year ago
Wait the isn't suppose to be REAL!
theabomation 1 year ago
illuminati 0:18
MusickCrew 1 year ago
REAL?! It's "THEONION" for crying out loud!
GoatBarn 1 year ago 2
i died believing i was dead
pervysage35 1 year ago
@pervysage35 I even failed the quiz! I MUST be dead!
Ghettobusters2 1 year ago
0:18 why is there a secret society symbol
crackkatt 1 year ago
"your beloved ones from remembering you now that you have are dead".
The cheap grammar in the letter cracks me up. The "0" in "y0u" lol.
Christianvirtue 1 year ago
Lucky for me, I know for a fact that I am dead.
Dacadvid 1 year ago