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  • this is real.its just been a long time ago since th this existed. it dissappered because its too big to go other places and didnt have any thing to eat.

  • Wow! I wanna see the thing that attacked it, I bet it's massive

  • I was trawling on top a seamount east of Brisbane at 230 fathoms and had one of these a male 8 feet long

  • This is one "rigid" video. =p

  • They were talking about sharks and then all the sudden... they started talking about my penis...

  • It has been attacked by something much bigger in size you can see the markings on his Starboard gills 

    If it wasnt Rick Ashley He is biting sharks nowadays

  • That's the Chuck Norris Shark

  • That last thrust made that thing's strength appear!

  • Mmm glad you like it I enjoyed it too

  • i saw a pickle ball

  • this whole video= thats wat she said

  • They get bigger, much bigger. They can reach 20 feet.

  • chuck norris pet guppy

  • That shark was like sup bitch.... bye bitch.

    

  • The ocean floor is hella dark.

  • holy shit how big is that thing!?

  • Now thats a shark.

  • What is the species?

  • THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!

  • Hes like, " Ima sneak in hear and steal me some snacks, then off to fuck bitches"

  • Everything is big when you look at it with binoculars..

  • gulp

  • cthulhus foot (fin) soldiers....

  • Kill it with fire.

  • "ohhh that is huugeee"

    that's what she said :D

  • they sound like as if they just saw my massive co*k!

  • oh my

  • this is like a real-life legendary pokemon.

  • @BigPoppaPump9

    He means his head is 10 - 12 feet wide they should had said his body is wide

  • close your eyes and listen to this.... hahahah gay porno.

  • @tsibs55555 It's odd that you would know what gay porno sounds like... I guess we know what somebody does in their spare time...

  • @tsibs55555

    That's what I really thought.. The guy in the background sounds like having orgasm...

  • @tsibs55555

    Especially 0:57 onwards

    "LOOK HOW THICK HE IS!!!" lol

  • yeah that was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @tsibs55555 you were wanking to it too.

  • @tsibs55555 lmao especially the end

  • I'd like some frame of reference.

  • What are all the stuff beside the shark? Is there like an underwater station or something?

  • I like that shark. I shall name it Mortimer.

  • Its a beautiful baby, I think is called aurora shark, or boreal I dont remmember!!!

  • "A meter long head", "he's huge" "10 or 12 feet?" - this all sounds very dirty to me ^^

  • @MrDajx Also, I wanted to make a joke about 'gill slits', but I have a very hard time keeping anything with the word 'slits' in it PG.

  • @PepinaBailarina Damn, I missed that one! :O

    To be honest I think the PG quality to this video disappeared after my joke, so feel free to make a "gill slit" joke XD

  • 1:00 that's what she said

  • Oh I just read that article in the front and its a Hexanchus

  • I think its a megalodon shark! Looks like it. Though I thought Megalodon was extinct.

  • Fake as!! Looks like it's fake but I could be wrong :)

  • @PennyREPRESENTS you are

  • This is yet another glaring example as to why I do not swim in the ocean...

  • I swear that crap just scared me to the point of stopping the video at 0:05. Im not swimming in the sea again.

  • @franciscodudeful You realise this video was taken 3300 feet deep, and if you swam that deep, which is impossible, your head would explode, not to mention this thing wouldn't be on the beach, where most humans swim.

  • @constantin23454 implode

  • holly shit

    

  • massive!!

  • the oceans are not OUR_ swimmingpool! just accept it!

  • OMG, this guy is having a blowjob !

  • "look how thick he is!"

    thats what she said...

  • 10-12 feet? thats like half the size of jaws, doesnt seem very big

  • @sonofanoob

    whole time watching the vid i planned on saying "thats what she said, to the whole vid"

  • So many Potential "that what she said" moments from 0:57 to the end.

  • If this is only 3300ft and the deepest part of the ocean is 35,760ft, just imagine whats in Mariana Trench....

  • @Despondency420 most likely nothing. The deeper you go usually the creatures become smaller not bigger. Depths like that have no sunlight and because of it can't support large life forms. There's less nutrients down there.

  • @Ryushihotshot

    Makes sense, thanks for that little tidbit.

    I heard that they recorded a sound that is made by no known creature from the depths down there and that they figured it came from something much larger than the biggest whales.

  • @Despondency420 Because sound so obviously ties to the size of an animal? How exactly would that work?

    (If you really want to have that sort of fun, look up the size of some of the eel larvae that have been collected. Let's see, the baby's 6 feet long.... Of course, sometimes the adult form is smaller, but it's a fun sea monster-y thing to think about.)

  • @wryrich

    Well I'd say the bigger the creature, the louder it's going to be BUT I'm not really sure man, I just know what I read.

    I'm just interested in seeing something freakishly large. The moon has been explored more than the ocean and we are constantly finding new species, who knows...could be something huuuuge living down there.

  • @Ryushihotshot Uhm, people have been down in the Marianas trench, and taken samples from the floor in the Challenger Deep for example. "Nothing" isn't the right answer. The "35,000 > 3000, so there must be giants down there!" reaction is silly, but there's also no "big stuff lives up top, and as you go down things get smaller" rule. To wit: This here 6-gill shark we're looking at in the video.

    Really the midwater -- below sunlight, above the bottom -- is almost totally unexplored.

  • thats trippy

    

  • They sound just like the Double Rainbow guy, only more sciency.

  • I BET WHITE PEOPLE CANT WAIT TO GO SWIMING WITH THE SHARK!!  THATS HUGE!! HAHA LOSER!!!

  • Re-spect....

  • Im still waiting on the hilarious sample remix. This is good material.

  • Monstar

  • we need sharks that have freakin laser beams attached to their heads!

  • The Shark is like

    WTF are you looking at!?!

  • Look how thick he is..

  • i fapped

  • it's a shark with fricken laser beams!

  • This is probably a basking shark

    

  • double gill slits all the way

  • 'That's what she said!'

  • 0:06 now i got nightmares with that dark figure

  • If that thing comes to my house, I kill it!

  • the guy should of just got his cock out and started masterbating and be done with it ...

  • they should have shone the lights in front of it and seen if it would chase them, like a cat would

  • yup at 0:57 "that's what she said" 

  • Are you sure they are talking about the shark? "Oh yeah! Wow! Look how thick he is! He IS huge!!!" If so - I have such a shark too ;)

  • its pretty big and awesome!. id like it in my butt plzz.

  • Swimming just got a whole lot more scary

  • 0:57 how my gf describes my penis

  • "look how thick he is..." "WHOA BRO WHOA"

    so...what was i watching?

  • It has no dorsal fin!

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  • @JaySee5 yes it does lol 1:07

  • @Christianmarquez That's a "2nd dorsal fin." I'm talking about the major dorsal fin that sharks are known for.

  • That shark could make jaws his bitch.

  • I have not heard that many oh my gods in a row since the last sybian porn video I watched.

  • @mrpakithug no, a whale shark is just as big, if not bigger, than a sperm whale

  • Six inches? Doesn't make that look all that "massive".

  • HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • 6 GILL SHARK ALL THE WAY OH MY GOD

  • ...thats what she said....

  • for the sake of their own progress, the US should adapt the metric system in public schools.

  • CHAOX

  • 27 christians refuse to believe

  • @PusheeSC Keep your bigotry to yourself.

  • Oh my god, double rainbow!

  • @FlamingGaming1 Couldn't agree more. Fuck anyone for talking shit.

  • @FlamingGaming1 LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL­LLLL I laughed so loud when I read this

  • FISH ARE FRIENDS-NOT FOOD!

  • Nice shark, although not rare. These things are annoyingly popular in Bimini Bahamas. We catch them all the time.

  • 0:59 - 1:14 Regular guys on a porn shoot.

  • Jaguar shark!

  • @FlamingGaming1 I totally agree! I love homosexuals and making love with them, does that make me a faggot? NO!!!!

  • Damn nature you still scary

  • Thats what she said!

  • I remember this from Half Life 1

  • Look how thick he is.

  • goldglove has a tiny penis

  • DAMN NATURE U SCARY

  • Chill shark.

    

  • 1:00, that's what she said

  • omg shark fin soup for life

  • That is one awesome fish.

  • Goldy sent us all

  • The deeper you go, the rarer the fish.

  • GLOVE WTF

  • Goldy?

  • GoldGlove sent me XD

  • holy santa claus shit

  • omg best shark fin soup evarr

    jk

  • VERY NICEEEEE HOW MUCH?

  • Come along children, the submarine belongs to the shark now.

  • that shark should really get that red dot checked out

  • DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY

  • I say we nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

  • So who is going be the one to take this audio to meatspin?

  • twss much?

  • @Feylihn that's what she said.

  • Impressive.

  • just watched this and now worried my family thought i was watching gay porn..

  • RARE! Thank you based shark!

  • Damn nature, you scary 

  • hai misc dont neg me

  • thats what she said

  • Listen to 0:57 with your eyes closed

  • @Atomzdan Sounds kinda naughty I agree.

  • @Atomzdan I love you.

  • @Atomzdan HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA

  • @coheedandtom Could shut the fuck up you're so noisy.

  • @ShivsyMe Text doesn't make noise you fucking donut.

  • @coheedandtom That's the whole point of my comment you bagel.

  • @Atomzdan fuckin lol'd

  • @Atomzdan lold.

  • @Atomzdan THAT"S WHAT SHE SAID! 0:57

  • @Atomzdan hahaha thank you man I needed a good laugh! :'D

  • Jaws 6: More Gills

  • WHOA

  • For us normal people that use the metric system.

    18 feet = 5.4864 meters.

  • This is why I would rather explore space than the oceans, SPACE DOESN'T HAVE GIANT FUCKING SHARKS!

  • @chewser117 it has things that explode out of your chest tho...

  • @chewser117 ...that we know of.

  • does that shark even lift?

  • NATURE U SO SCARY

  • This is full of thats what she said

  • so cool

  • IM FUCKING SCARED MAN!

  • The main guy sounds like he's doing the exact job he dreamt about since he was 6 years old :)

  • @mrdomn8 x3

  • @mrdomn8 We should ALL be so lucky.

  • FOREVER ALONE

    

  • @NexusofAvalon evolution at work smart sharks have gone deep away from the chinks.

  • This is why the ocean is scary as fuck.

  • sharks with frickin lazer beams thats what this is

  • 0:57 That's what she said!!

  • close your eyes and bang, gay porn

  • The Shark is learning more and more about laser beams every day. This was a bad idea.

  • Is this a discovery? or did we previously know about this species?

  • Nature is amazing. We should poison the ocean floor so we can bring these guys to the surface to look at

  • oh my god