Kid's Slide Cock Cock Train (Członkociuchcia)

[AlphaFirefly]

Well it would not be the first time the kids, or any of us for that matter, has been sliding and shot out of a dick...

Ah.. the memories... disgusting.

[Tabascofanatikerin]

Holy sh*t!

This reminds me of "Flesh Gordon 2". Everyone who has seen the movie knows what I mean.

[Asumacoe]

this is bad, it's so weird. Who did this???? >/

[GreekyZone]

kids in a sandbox...

[timeparadox888]

At this "Fun Day" we have at the baseball field in our town every year, they have a thing a lot like this... only it's a caterpillar. That's even WORSE.

[NextianGeometry]

That's...incredible. So, at no point in designing, building, testing, selling and installing this did anyone say "Isn't this a bit...weird?"

[maxter480]

The song just completed this video

[Joel354vanfanel]

WHY.jpg

[browar231]

hehe, ma ktoś linka do muzy?

[lillimarleennight]

Everyone thumb up if you think this could've been designed by Ted's boss Hammond Druthers

[sunrelease]

@lillimarleennight How I met your mother for the win!

[blackyman1997]

love the music ^_^

[golikop1]

thumbs for bohemian rapsody!!!

[slumo125]

lol



[Th3RussBus]

can someone please find the link to that song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mdcowboy15]

@Th3RussBus /watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ&ob=av2e

[Supasaiyanfrieza]

That must be some crazy STD.

[oldschooldamnawesome]

the music is hilarious

[TaylrbrwrSketches]

Oh my god, I remember as a kid going inside one of those at the fair... I am now traumatized.

[SantanicImpulse]

I believe those are called bad seeds

[TheMikeyReilly]

Actually, the music is the funniest bit.

[hippiescreamochick]

Child birth. You're doing it wrong.

[jordanthewizard]

Easy come, easy go

[YoungGun66]

I find this video difficult to eat a hot dog to.

[Monstakofa]

OMG BOG!

CO DO KURWY! CO JEST ICH PRONLEM?!!!

[TheBraaains]

And thats how children are made.

[stevenplol]

@_@ wtf bro

[koolperson99]

Looks like the penis slide has some serious warts....

[superzwiebel]

Oh gawd I love the music ahahahaha

[ICHAusrufezeichen]

OMG a farting Penis

[Vinilindsey]

Fuck I'm on the wierd side of youtube again.

[skeletorphd]

And yet when I offer kids a similar experience, I get arrested and put on the sex offenders register?!?!

Where's the justice?!!

[MelloAustinVH]

More Painful to watch than Two kids in a Sandbox

[MrXXFatalisXX]

he came

[BeakyRed]

kinda hurts my dick seeing them come out like that...also notice how the tip is white

[xxJBLADExxXtream]

I guess why your dicks that big, your sperm are a little advanced.

[marley924811]

cracked, anyone?

[heinzobeanz]

no need for women anymore

[herm0nie]

WTF!

[ZefyneArt]

red dick omg!

[TechUnadept]

D8

[Rezindez]

Are you kidding me? I'm having a hard time believing something this obvious looking wasn't intentional.

[TheTubePortal]

Up close it looks like a babboon's butt. Still not a pretty picture. What made them think to make the tip red and with a slit down the middle? Gah!

[Shadechidna]

Best way to tell your child about making babies: Watch this video.

[mitchred31]

whahahaha

have fun kids haha..

[DKC1011]

And thats how babies are made...

[xxCancerBats]

that's the most fucked up thing i ever saw

[YayoDrunk]

The Miracle Of Birth.

[HickeryHickery]

I lost it as soon as I heard the Bohemian Rhapsody playing on the kazoo. What is air. omg.

[Meloderp]

@HickeryHickery that's actually not a kazoo... you'll have to look up the guy on youtube. He's actually "hand farting"... with his hands...

[DoubleRainbowMadness]

BAHAHAHAHA

[lukaszmaciszewski1]

NIE NO 100 % HD

[MundoIsNamedAsHeLike]

Thats were children are coming from!

[xixioxaxe]

LOL :D It must be in Sweden, Norway or another scandinawian country. Only there people are so insane, that they make slide-like-penis for kids. :D

[AlphaArcanum]

BGM: Pornomian Sexsody

[RandomPersimmon]

I guess its skipping the sperm process...?

[phillipo]

It would have been better if all the kids were wearing all white, but you can only ask so much from a video.

[Bb0oYaAhH]

1 sperm...2 sperms...3 sperms...4 sperms...

[shagaaan]

wtf XD this is amazing :D

[pyramidheadkitten9]

The music just fits so perfectly it made me laugh all on its own.

[Echidneys]

@pyramidheadkitten9 Ikr?? What is it, a kazoo? The music is just fucking silly.

[563756297]

For everyone asking for the music the exact version: "manualist plays bohemian rhapsody on his hands!"

[SpeederFast]

Not just that thing, but also the music cracks me up! What's the song called?

[DenKulesteSomFins]

Enough with the shitbull ads

[kuujjuaq58]

@DenKulesteSomFins Yeah, man. It's the censorship Nazi's hardly at work, much less playing.

[MrSdfg23]

WHY DOES THIS EXIST

[DahniSmith]

i could not stop giggling XD i had a serious giggle fit that i did not want to explain to my parents XDD

[smackknot]

By far the best interpretation of Bohemian Rhapsody I've ever heard.

[Kabbage92]

this might just be the greatest minute of film i have ever seen

[NellieTheHeartless]

This slide is so wrong. But I can't stop laughing. I think it's the kazoo/fart rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody playing in the background, or maybe the fact that the slide jerks around before spittin' out kids.

[freshPrincess626]

0_o NO

[Graest]

This is someone's fetish.

[MaakaKarin17]

>There's white on the inner tip

>It moves back and forth

>...It's a giant cock.

WHY, EUROPE? WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

[irishbadass222]

... WHY IS THERE WHITE ON THE INNER TIP? XD

[DianaM2631]

Co za asy!

[Hippie4Sword]

This is what people do in their spare time? Blow up giant male Genitals?

|xLegendx|

[TopMaster360]

Oh god! That video coupled with that music is the most ungodly concoction you could ever create! Why oh why?

[jamminsmama]

Thats a whole new spin on teaching kids about safe sex...Every time a sperm comes out...OH LOOK ITS A KID!!!!! It even has the jerking action right before the "sperm" comes out!!

[jamminsmama]

Thats a whole new spin on teaching kids about safe sex...Every time a sperm comes out...OH LOOK ITS A KID!!!!!

[TheGinger2194]

Who associated Queen to THIS?? lol

[EstoyLigado]

@TheGinger2194 it does sound like it actually

[RedUnbannable]

LOL music is best part.

[himonfukwe]

How come there isn't a giant vagina and egg for those little sperms to jump into after they come out?

[CooKeeAlien]

@himonfukwe You haven't seen the giant inflatable pikachu ;D

[szczur17l]

that's how is babby formed

[crazyivan1]

why that music? i laughed my ass off xD

[TubazRule94]

where can i listen to the song?

[dcfever9]

i dunno whats more worrying, the video or the idiot playing queen on a kazoo

[themysteriouscrumpet]

@dcfever9 Actually, he's doing it by squeezing air out of his palms. You can watch the video of it.

[TheAud1out]

that ain't right. That's all i gotta say. :P

[brendenmccale95]

THAT FUCKIN SLIDE LOOKS LIKE A PENIS!!!!!!

[rmdfra]

Russo só faz russisse!



[StewieGriffin0096]

the music sold it

[straka88]

why .. why is it set to a queen song played on a kazoo?? seriously, watching children pop out of i giant inflatable dick to that music is both disturbing and mesmerizing in the worst possible way

[Doddzi0130]

@straka88 i agreeee omg looll

[BearsDarkAngel]

@straka88 you took the words right out of my umm mouth I'm going to need MIND BLEACH why why did I have to see this?

[SilverFlames]

@straka88 It's not even a kazoo. It's the dude that makes his hands fart music.

[CherryGoRound]

the designer of that must be proud... same goes for the guy who composed the music on this vid... o__O

[ahkTuts]

holy shut thats disturbing... lol

[RyuzakisGirl]

Opps..

[sparklesgeek]

forget women having babies, this is where babies really come from

[kingmula2]

who the hell thought of that

[MaidenShade]

this cannot be real - omg, PMSL!!!

[dvsdetroit]

This would have been more awesome if all the kids wore white bodysuits with tails on them. @_@

[1Megabirds]

Someone knows where this slide is located?

[yodellikeyoumeanit09]

if my kids wanna know about the birds and the bees Ill just show them this video

[trildog]

Born Again Penis Kids.

Ironically and coincidentally the name of the band farting that Queen tune!

[TheMeli89]

xD

[gifmanify]

lol its making kids

[JupiMeow]

I WANT ONE :O

[oleainatoivo]

Probably made by a pedafile!! SICK!!!

[KanameTousen]

*face palm*

[TheProErox]

Lol co to jest

[Merjia]

..That is undoubtedly a giant inflatable penis.

Well.

Kids have to learn about these things sooner or later.

[DCATPYEO]

my dick hole is that large

[12345RunescapeNerd]

@DCATPYEO stop boasting

[OpticalFascism]

Why is the foreskin violet? D:

[juseth2]

@OpticalFascism Probably becouse it is the designers own color.

[ziggy2007dn]

thats freaking disturbing

[PsychoFreke]

Did the OP really think putting it to a farting rendition of Behemian Rhapsody would make it look like more of a butt and less like a penis? Either way it's disturbing...

On a side note, it's pretty accurate since this is where kids come from anyway. What? you thought they came from the woman's egg? No! That just houses the sperm until it transforms into a virus that must be extracted like a zit -> squeeze it until it pops out (of the hatchet wound)

[PsychoFreke]

Did the OP really think putting it to a farting rendition of Behemian Rhapsody would make it look like more of a butt and less like a penis? Either way it's disturbing...

[SuburbanPandaV2]

Sooooooooo wrooooooong!

[MyScorpion42]

That's gotta hurt.

[AlphaArcanum]

thumbs up if you think the music won't sound out of place in porn vids

[CalvinKuo17]

Mom: Come on, baby!

Kid: Okay Mom, I am cumming!

[turismofreak]

TRASHING OF A GOOD TUNE< AND POLLUTION TO MY EYES and EARS...

... A FAIL ...

[SomewhatStaid]

Wait, you guys are seeing a penis?

[kevluv93]

So that's where babies come from.

[Ruzlix]

I AM....... REBORN!

[franciscojavierm]

the music dude... THE MUSIC!!!

[dernicoausburg]

it's just great. so low, but the mix of the music and the kids coming out off the penis...just brilliant xD

[superstephen1423]

thumbs up if your here from cracked.com

[vahnn0]

69 dislikes, going on at least a month now.... That's the kind of cooperation I like to see!

[GothabillyDoll]

hahahaha..what the hell?

[EvilKarmaAngel]

What. The. FUCK.

[TPCrisis]

69 people like to molest children.

[KawaiiSonnyChan]

69 dislikes, really now?

[kyril8]

where to get the song? Lol

[MrDoctorN]

its okay, as long as none of them cum out feet first.

[lightofurnight]

I literally laughed throughout the whole video.

[jeratv21]

its funny because there sperm... just with a few more cells

[animeyou2]

I came.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

so thats where children come from...

[Crawfordboy17]

i feel quite horny

bye guys c u in 5 minutes 

[ZaneBarrow]

someone should pour milk through that.

[OshSmoshBGosh]

Anyone else notice how the cock slide bounces up and down as someone's about to come out? (Come out hehe...sorry. Perverted.)

Just like the real thing! :o

[TheFreeMindGamer]

L0L - what were the makers of that slide thinking?

P.S. Awesome music.

[simracer13]

@TheFreeMindGamer lol mj

[Kempfi]

@TheFreeMindGamer We will never find out now that MJ's gone :(

[Hipno702]

so thats how babies are made... fully...clothed.. babies

[caturn88]

The music in this is great, where's the full length piece?

[iamthewalls]

That would hurt so bad...

[RoxasCanFly]

... Is it awful that all I could think of while watching this is getting a whole bunch of people dressed in white to slide through this thing as fast as possible? (Not necessarily children, cause in my head that's one step off of some creepy, perverse form of kiddie porn).

Also, Bohemian Rhapsody fart-singing FTW. I couldn't stop laughing/crying the whole time.

[einsteinslies]

WHAT?!?!?!

[Fallout3dude27]

parents alow there kids to do this is this legal to put on youtube ( considered porn) and why havent the cops come in and go hey wtf its a giant cock

[84goust]

that must be gooood fuuun

[opiumized]

that was 1:42 of pure laughter and awesome

[xXDubbleFXx]

wtf

[PollarIceAge]

My Brain is so full of fuck right now!

[SummerII]

Love Bohemian Rhapsodhy farting sounds -.-

[flyingbrad]

Oh god, it just hurts my penis to even look at this.

[chiyopet]

O.o

[Nfueago]

Well done, to the Czecs.

[UnaidedCoder]

Forgot about this video. The funniest part to me is how it just lurches around before a kid pops out.

[myrandomnoob]

stop fucking farting the damn song  please!!!

[bartekw996]

Taa... Mamo patrz jestem plemnikiem! \o/

[tenchimuyo69]

You are now manually imagining that a penis makes fart sounds.

You are probably also now screaming in horror at said imagination.

[blaisetighe15]

aha,& whats with the music goin?

[blaisetighe15]

ahaha, what demented fuck came up with this slide! i want 1.

[NatalyInsanity]

Two kids in a Sandbox.... if you get it Thumbs Up ;)

[ChaseYoungluvr]

I think the funniest part is that it's not even intentional that some of those kids move it around so much and come out so slowly. XD Dear god, the things people come up with is just hilarious.

[Synapsenkitzler]

Great one.We should do a duett!

[kris1329]

Holy shit. That's some big sperm. o.O;

[tawnybronzelyon]

I'm not sure what's funnier...the video or the audio!

[MrOffut]

Oh eee... All the best for our children...

[DarthDoolan]

and thats where babies come from

[Humbledingify]

@DarthDoolan for men.

[bagagerat]

LOL!!