Clamps

[randomwritings]

You gave me stomach clamps from rarfing so much

[Blinkazoid]

Glad I could give you a rarf:) It's a shame my first name isn't Jed. Then I could have named this video "Jed Clamp-it"

[randomwritings]

Did the one holding your hat give you a real swell clamp-ache?

[Blinkazoid]

I suffered no ill effects from all the clamping since I took the advance precaution of visiting the doctor ahead of time and getting a prescription for preeclampsia:) He said I was the wrong sex for that sort of prescription but I wouldn't clam up until he gave it to me, LOL.

[randomwritings]

Nec clam(p) nec vi nec precario, as we used to say at law school.

[ArcaneShotProduction]

wow this is the funniest video ever. LOL The bannana thing was great

[iozertop]

WTF?

[tbrown8890]

I could imagine the guys from Jackass doing something like this but walking around in public. Great creativity!

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks:) BTW, the clips with the clamps in them in the early part of this video were mainly taken from my "Aeric Winter Talent Contest" video. And I don't think I'll be walking around in public like this, LOL.

[turdferguson219]

shut up

[tbrown8890]

You're mean to your father!

[mango8260]

LOL...don't even faze your cat!!

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehe. Actually they did run from me a time or two. Just not when the camera was rolling. The shoe clamps had em' a little spooked.

[kyhell]

I want to come hang out at your house looks like it would be alot of fun

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehe

Thanks KyHell

Thats a nice compliment

Your place looks like it would be a fun place to hang out as well

[yctal]

im speechless! (kinda like when my lips were clamped, only my jaws on the floor :D)

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehehe. Something tells me your never speechless for long at a time yctal LOL.

[jayrob123]

nice video. Your freezer looks like my freezer. For a sleeker look, consider getting some paper binder clamps over at staples. Great for holding bags of doritos closed.

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Jayrob. Ya ExperimentsInHonesty mentioned she used large paper clips. I did actually re-position the freezer clamps in this video to where they were hanging down and thus appeared more prominent than they normally are

[Stefaneedee]

Classic!

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Stef:)

[1brokengirl]

LOL!! Funny!

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Hope:)

[smileyliz]

an excellent video as usual

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Smileyliz:)

[superlunary]

What amazes me is your courage...I have now seen your tighty whiteys so many times the image is burned into my retinas...LOL!! Love it! Love your channel! Love you!

xoxo SuLu

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehehe. Thanks Superlu. Ya know, when I first started this I would have told you that my tighty whiteys would probably never make an appearance. It's strange the way things work out sometimes. And LUV YA right back atcha:)

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Zendefone:)

[ExperimentsinHonesty]

For some reason, the clamps on all the stuff in the freezer made me laugh. Oh hahahha now I know, my father actually does that. I myself have used large paperclips. He is an engineer and I guess the apple didn't fall very far from the tree. Anyway, thanks for the laugh. Keep em coming.

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Bonnie. Ya, the freezer clamps were one of the more practical applications here. I've always done that. I'm not sure paperclips,(even large ones) would do quite as good a job. Hey I just thought of a new saying along the lines of the "is 40 the new 20" type of thing. "Clamps, The New Ducktape".

[Webwych]

Haha brilliant. Comedians will come and go but fart jokes will never get old :-D

[Blinkazoid]

So very true Webwych:)

[askmisscris]

that was excellent - I am lovin' your vids Blink :)

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Cris:)

[mommyd23]

hehehehe. that was a neat little diddy.

haha your cat was like "uh.. excuse me..i was lookin out that window."

[Blinkazoid]

LOL. I made certain I opened the curtain back up as soon as possible. All my cats love laying there and looking out that window.

[TheJarhead]

you're a great editor aswell as making videos. thanks for expanding my knowlege on clamps!

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks and your welcome TheJarhead. Actually I would prefer it if I could think up ideas which didn't need quite so much editing, but it never seems to work out that way:)

[Dreamland28sMom]

LMAO

[Marihani]

Another blinky moment! LOL! Hat and bum clamps!

[Blinkazoid]

The uses of clamps is almost endless:)

[Marihani]

So I see! I have sent your suggestions on to my hubby ;-)

[dougm1971]

funny stuff...love the effort that goes into these...thats a lot of work,

when you went to close the curtains i thought...'nooo....don't clamp the cat blink....nooo'

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks doug. That was Carly. Hehehe. I wouldn't dream of clamping her:) Closing the curtains really doesn't faze any of them. I guess they're used to it. However Babs and Suzie were not happy at all about my shoe clamps and took off in terror several times when I approached them.

[Blinkazoid]

Hehehe. Ya, but that wouldn't have been as funny. The bigger the clamp the better for the purposes of this video. Also I'd rather have had brightly colored clamps that would show up better onscreen. Ya, I hadn't thought about bladder control clamps. Later on I did think of a Urologist who does cheapie clamp vasectomies bit:)

[QRhuggies]

I'm not trying to clamp down on your fun but you could have used a few clothes pegs to hold your clothes together instead of those clamps.

I'm surprised not to see any battery clamps in this video or the use of clamps as a device to help a weak bladder. Then again I guess your not at that time of life yet ;) .

[Blinkazoid]

Blinkazoid arises out of a fitful sleep and sees that Mikma Was Here.

[GPOIMaster]

lol great vid!

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks GPO:)

[ChristyG1969]

very funny stuff!! Thanks for the laughs

[Blinkazoid]

Thanks Christy. Hope your feeling better. I thought I'd be 100% by now but looks like this cold is going to last several more days.

[concretedrive]

Clamping oops, clapping out loud here hehehe...

[Blinkazoid]

HaHa, good one concretedrive:)