Conan's Grievous Bodily Wounds: Conan Takes Your Questions - Episode 4!

[SonOfGoForkYourself]

"broken? good god, it's a bag of bones situation!"

lawlz.

[Petrabi]

BROOKLINE! I'M FROM BROOKLINE! GAH. WHAT. CONAN. WHAT. It's like we're related..........but not at all really

[ServantOfPuppets]

I just saw Conan O'Brien's pubic hair.

[IlikeLMFAOaladdin]

He has a luminor watch.. expensive

[TheJeffWing]

Did I just see his pubes?...

[TheAle89515]

@TheJeffWing No... you didn't. Are you even a man?  If you have pubes there on your body you have problems.

[TheJeffWing]

@TheAle89515 if I have pubes above my dick, I have a problem???

That completely makes sense, you fucking retard.

[TheJeffWing]

@TheAle89515 He even says @ 0:49 "Yeah, there's hair there."

You fucking dumb piece of shit!

Go get fucked by a horse you inept, dick loving, douche bag.

[TheAle89515]

@TheJeffWing You should jump off a bridge for even responding like such a whiny little 10 year old. Take a reassessment of your life.

[TheJeffWing]

@TheAle89515 Sounds like you're upset that I'm right...

So in the words of a 10 year old, "Nana nana boo boo, stick your head in do-do."

[v4lkyr]

True Story.

[Anonymoustube1]

hahah, hes had a full life, love em

[agbasset]

never thought I'd see conan's pubes...

[427Ilovepatrickstump]

Aw...I can feel how sad he was at 3:25 but he just laughed away....

[iceman8067]

Wow Conan just earned a lot more street cred lol

[74jailbreaker]

Thats hair there, this is getting weird.

[vianneylu1]

"The same mom!" LOL!!

[khijasmith]

some really good stuff here

[KimKilledPacho]

I just saw Conan's pubes.

[falpalemily]

Please shave!

[grublet13]

I love how he managed to fit his Tonight Show grief into this. xD

[patelmike3535]

tuna fish cans kill tens of people a decade ..... you are lucky

[chewbaccaisnthuman]

so...you kept your mom uh?..that's nice...

[Demithegoddess]

So . . . . does that emergency room have a wing dedicated to Coco? Sounds like he kept them in business growing up.

[Correctiestift]

pulsing veins = fail

[rpe33]

why am I looking at Conan's pubes?

[heytherequickgal]

the carpet does match the drapes! HAWWTT.

[TheRestartnow]

i see pubes

[hotstuffsugargurl]

Was than an Adam Sandler impression at 1:07?

[SqueezeThisPlease]

i think i saw his pubes o.O

[TheNortherner55]

Look at his pasty skin, lol

[Elainiwen]

For the irish flag shirt? Why!? At least he didn't do what they wanted.

[SteamingSoda]

Wow he brought up the tonight show. Apparently the most grievous wound is in his heart.

[BlueMoonz55]

Oh god. Conan's body for my youtube viewing pleasure....

[missineichen]

he's a very funny guy! strangely enough, he looks like tilda swinton here.

[pieisgood13]

When he was wrestling a kid? How old was he during that...?

[johnyisn1]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[DocSicnarf]

fucking moldy cheese popcorn in your cast. that's some shit.

[Neutomy]

ooh! I had my appendix taken out of me too. When I was around 5 or 6

[seqec]

Conan is the funniest guy on the earth!

[scottystorch]

i loved the british accent. BONES!

[Josh100p]

We must hunt down and destroy the youths who hurt conan.

[TheAle89515]

@Josh100p I bet they were future NBC executives.

[baitormaster07]

Over and over, press 1: Robotic Noise press 2: pubes press 3: Elmo saying rash press 4: Awesome Dance (Dora its really heavy)5 press 5: Air jackoff press 6: Beef, beef, beef press 7: Mosquito press 8: Hardcore Itching press 9: Bass sound press 0: Conan

[baitormaster07]

press 3

[CaliforniaJoker1]

Hilarious. I love how random the question was. X D

Also, I belive we can conclude from 0:33: either Conan shaves his pubes or he's an 8 year old boy with a glued on beard.

[BlueJay88]

His mom sounds like Elmo.

[airemillion90]

@BlueJay88 LOL you're right

[russianfantastico]

The story abput him getting beat up sounds fake.

[tdr92594]

@russianfantastico no it might be true i live in boston, shit goes down every day

[indigoDroog]

freckly giant cut up ginger man. :]

[KaylaCornsnake]

He should have just took his pants off all the way(; mhm. Nice pubes by the way.

I fucking love conan.

[justtv321]

I did appreciate it.

[OmGzXX]

How about you pull those a little lower ;D

[Monkeyman2357]

@OmGzXX Dude, you're gay?

[OmGzXX]

@Monkeyman2357 I'm a woman...

[Hikaru1Girl]

Conan! The Vicking ...Showing off his sexyness of funny!

[StudioDit]

Taylor Kobb is in Borderlands. :D

[GrokMonkey]

@StudioDit It's "Cobb", actually.

[hipp6y]

i don't know about you guys, but i sure did appreciate conan baring his skin. *_*

[docrosh12]

Self deprecating humor my ass. Conan is fucking SEXY.

[soulsucka1]

I WANNA C LOWER DEN UR WAIST COCO TAKE OFF UR PANTS WHOOOOO!

[AMVgod1000]

^ people were the people who put the tuna fish can in the trash

[MegaHairyass]

damn your like a bag of shit u got alot of bobo's

[LordConner]

LOVED THE SHOW! Especially the opening and guitar playing!

[freedomland11]

Ladies and Gentlemen Please Welcome Conan O'Brien...its 2day Folks!! =)

[AbstractComfortKX]

I LOVE COCO :D

[ke11yke11z]

ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND COCO!!

[tknba23]

NICE PUBES 

[CherMixedNProwd]

@tknba23 WOW, you said it, and I was afraid they might show more:) SEXY!:)

[mgs1234567890]

1261 likes and only 6 dislikes? MHMM!!! thats how i LIKE it

[gurufreeiz]

Wow. You have been through more than I have in injuries

[exitre]

theres a drink behind you heh

[theicjbm]

Sweet Jesus glad you survived all that

[lkafjkakjf333]

Coco in shorts?!

My god...

That is pure power!

[DaisyLiveChannel]

does his belt buckle say COCO ? ahahhah

[Isiena]

LMAO for the doctor. 

[claritynow]

I'm pretty sure that I've cornered by bore at a couple of dinner parties recently.

"This one time, something happened that doesn't directly concern you-" ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZzzz

[DaisyLiveChannel]

i would wallpaper the screenshot of his...appendicitis shot..

impregnate me conan?

[reader55player]

Oh, if only the incision had been two inches lower...

[Gitsie007]

I love his freckled hands.

I think Conan is hot.

[myblueroad]

For cryin' out tears Conan

We had no idea

Thanks for sharing xo

[born4computer]

i see pubic hair!

[BTRluvr]

His mom sounds like a parrot XD

[Jacknocoke]

you look like a little brock lesner

[LadyBeth24]

mmm...sexy Conan...wooo take it off you hott orange headed hottie you

[SVMainUS]

Conan's kinda hot

[kellyberry]

once i cracked my chin open as a lil kid and when i was 11 i cracked my skull open u think i pulled a conan?

[ronnybrowns1]

i hope jay gets to be on the new show,,,,,,ha ha ha ha ha

[10menonachest]

so the carpets don't match the drapes. it's wrong to know that from one man to another who's not in porn.

[Riokushinaku]

Lol, I love Conan. He's hilarious............... but I never really wanted to see his pubes -_-

[ouggnoy]

6 idiots out of 1152. There is hope for America

[TheJaguarKnight]

fire crotch!!!

[CaptainsOfComedy]

those are very grevious wounds conan

[Cassirolled]

Conan's mom sounds like Truffles from Chowder.

[Jthebig90]

6 jay lenos disliked this video?

[jaykubbe]

now i'm missing COCO, hope this goes on hulu or i may need to get cable again

[afatdutch]

@jaykubbe I agree. If only comcast offered a COCO Package...

[eliizme]

The only thing missing in this video is... Richard Dreyfuss getting drunk & singing songs with him.

[lStefanIacob]

one question ! How the doctor fixed your nose ?!

[blackbettyshoes]

oh my JESUS....*drool*

[Mommywdwntime]

Wow. That's messed up with all those mishaps. Getting cut with a tuna can lid. Those lids out there are no joke like with baby formula. Those things will cut you open no joke! I think Conan is a pretty cool guy regardless of what others say.

[Every1Tubes]

I want to give 6 people a bag-of-bones situation

[Dax1]

when my appendix blew they went through my belly button to remove what was left of it. hee hee

[nongo]

Sexiest Calves.

[oharov]

lol, funny dude but one of the lamest stories i heard about scars

[TheTearsofheaven]

conan still lookd depressds about his tonight show

[ky1esty1e]

Taylor Cobb... like from the borderland's game?

[HamMedBukserne]

6 people have weak stomachs

[danthomastherocker1]

damn north end dago's.

[Barl3000]

What about the huge knife wound in his back?

[THEUNFORG1V1N]

@Barl3000 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooh!!

[LegendaryxEyes]

@Barl3000 excellent point!!!

[poopoos]

@Barl3000 If you're referring to Leno, the situation is either way, Conan was getting fired. If NBC fired Leno, they would have to pay him an obscene amount of money compared to Conan. Leno was faced with the decision to either take back the Tonight Show from Conan, or leave and render his entire staff unemployed. Either way one of them were getting fired, but Leno took the route to save his staff and was back in his old time slot.

[TheSeeker008]

@Barl3000 that must have hurt him the most but the 40+ million dollars probably eased the pain.

[RonnieRambin]

wow, i guess ive been pretty lucky taking out the trash. we throw all kinds of sharp objects in there, broken glass...broken knives!, tooth of a walrus. lol.

[firebreeze]

lol I just came here to see how many pervy comments there were re his appendectomy scar.

[TimmyTimmyS]

lol that thing with the tuna fish can happened to my sister dont think it was tuna though

[tziger444]

COCO COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[FunWhileGunDenial]

i totally just got a lady boner.

[fourfacets]

@FunWhileGunDenial I've heard a lot of trashy slang in my day, and like to think that I invented a few of my own. However, this is the first time I have ever heard the term "lady boner". I'll get some mileage out of that...thx!

[Iridetrikes]

instaboner

[2Krazy2Klassy]

I've been missing Conan so much. Can't wait for Conan on TBS.

[3153dee]

did I just see some of Conans pubic hair??... hot lol

[Endlesslovekiss]

cool bonding Conan hope ur doing fine. God Bless

[kissofcrimison]

Lmao. "I don't feel like it." <3 Conan.

[VisForVampire]

Man. Of. Steel!

I love him and wish he would have kept in Late Night :(

Damn NBC sometimes

[midocrimsonfate]

Haha interesting

[stangkraze82]

mmm moldy cheese popcorn

[TaBaSc0DrUmZ]

@stangkraze82 i second that.

[thetylife]

Wow ..I've watched Conan for years ..and this is like the most personal and candid I've seen him without being too much of his usual wise-ass self. I hope we'll see more of this from him in the new show , as he is finally free of the evil clutches of NBC. And bring back the masturbating bear!!!

[CarlosIsDown]

Needs to be a double like just for the happy trail exposure. For the ladies, of course. I don't care myself.

*cough*

[jam8]

FIRECROTCH

[harliette]

he looks like nbc weight dropped off him-

[Strempy81]

I myself am a Wise Ass. HeHe

[tommydafrog]

Did Conan just expose his pubic hair on YouTube?...Tuna Fish Can Lid = Ninja Star and they say ninjas don't exist. Conan just said it-whether your a believer or not. Ironic-what one must go through and then get scolded for arriving late to work isn't it? From the sound of it-Sounds like Conan got criticized for what clothes he chose to wear going outside in public and then got ambushed by hooligans or most commonly known today as bullies, because he didn't wear clothes that fit their tastes.

[bored8215]

i've always been a wise ass I said "i dont feel like it " hahahaha i love coco

[SJPatrik]

He's awsome :D

[Wadewilsondp07]

he was about an inch and a half from bearing a whole lot more that just his soul

[ClaudiaJAJAHAHA]

1. Omg I just saw part of Conan O'brien's man-bush! I feel strange. Good, but strange. And 2. Conan wears 2(x)ist underwear! Alright!

[noname98765432100]

one of the funniest guys

[FamGuyFreak100]

"I don'k know- That's- There's hair there. This is getting weird." Best. Line. Ever.

[ninjaaron]

Ow. That stuff sounds like it hurts.

[patto2k]

this is brilliant

[alideutscher]

wow that was a little bit more than i wanted to see...!

[skweetis89]

Hope he keeps the beard! \m/

[ColorsBright]

@skweetis89 ever since the whole thing at NBC ended.. it seems like Conan is 1) wearing a leather jacket, 2) riding a motorcycle 3) carrying a shotgun... it might be the beard, but he just seems really BadAss! He just looks like he has that "I really dont give a f*ck" face! CONAN 4 PRESIDENT!

[Andrewnetwork]

Puke

[renragged]

Just 1 question a week? : (

"There's hair there. This is getting weird." LMAO

[RyanEvH]

Did you eat the moldy popcorn?

[gArBgebIN]

damn youths

[zimtower]

FIRECROTCH!

[floppydisk909]

How bout that scar thing under his right eye? Has he ever explained how that came about?

[jpatton1989]

"gang of youth" haha I'm just imagining that Conan, as a 17 year old high school student, probably referred to the group, even at that time, as a gang of youth.

[LordrockmanReturns]

50 cents??? FIFTY!!!!! OMFG

[asdcrossu]

0:58-1:55 the moment Conan turned into Barney Stinson and got all the ladies. True story

[NeaCast]

What hits me watching this is how good he is - his camera work is AMAZING - he keeps you pinned with his blue stare.

[SuperCoCoLuv]

Two things I love about this clip:

1. Conan shows us the carpet.

2. How he talks so much with his arms & hands--acting things out. It's not just a monologue thing he does.

[quixoto]

"Broken? Why it's a bag of bones!"

That is my new favorite line.

[sluggo06]

That a good brand of underpants?

( I think one of the simpsons writers said that underpants in 26% more funny to say than underwear) or something like that

[TwiPrime]

Wow, somebody got Cone to practically take his pants off on video.

Second point: If the broken nose story is true, he must have had seriously great medical care/reconstruction; 'cause it's super straight.

[axdesperatexangel]

@TwiPrime he basically got a nose job.

[TwiPrime]

@axdesperatexangel Good for him. Nobody wants to go around all busted up after some bunch of thugs takes it out on 'em.

[abluecarrot1]

The Aquarium is nowhere near the North End

[sluggo06]

Anyone else got a story like that?

Bout a year ago my brothers bulldog bit my thumb and the dogs tooth went through my nail and sent me to the ER, then a while later I pried off the rotten nail and had a soft nail growing underneath.(Biotin helps) then I had a lot of scars where the same dog has clawed up my arms.

[robitai525b]

i can not be the only woman that wishes to conceive with coco

[hipp6y]

@robitai525b you can bet on that ;P

[zackismez]

@robitai525b this comment was slightly disturbing to read.

[thebigrussian]

@robitai525b not the only gender either