Mock The Week - Funniest joke

[diamond21450]

bollox

[ellenmelon771]

This is one of my favourite jokes from MTW too, but I disliked it 'cos you can't hear the start of the joke.

xXx

[Rossiboys215]

Best joke on mtw ever! "Dear Points Of View Watching Queen Eye For The Straight Guy made me think that if I made gay friends they'd give me fashion tips... Actually they'd fuck me! xD

[sepsepsep12]

Favorite Frankie rant: The Black Hole Machine

Favorite joke: thats just impossible to choose! :)

[NelloLfc]

The Siamese twins were joined in the most embarrising of places and are known by friends as the skipping rope! This drawing was sent in by Robert age 9... that's a shit drawing Robert! my 2 favorite jokes from Mock the Week :)

[mollyleahallman96]

this made me wee.

i miss you frankie!

[Seagull789]

created this video two years ago, couldnt give a flyin fuck tht i missed out the first second of the joke, get over it sad fuckers! peace out

[Bootstrap193]

@Seagull789 you missed out the first second...

[supdedopa]

@Seagull789 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH peace out

[Sn0wD0gg]

@Seagull789 then why make the video at all, cunt

[BrianG2063]

Seagull789, which was it, "She sleeps in the bed with us ok" or "He stays in the bed with us ok" :S ?

[Itsaliarromeo]

View 99,999!!

[ttfnrsvpasap]

What episode and series is this from pleaseee?????

[shreyapanda]

not funny

[magzlucybop1]

i don't gettit? :S

[MrMiniKG]

FAIL

[BubbleAndSqueek100]

LOL at russell, Ahh i do love russell very much ;) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxx

[timelord460]

helps if you put the set up in the vid (Y)

[NickPwnsUTube]

OMG THATS SO FUNNY!! oh wait, half the joke wasn't even in the video....

[halocrap360]

The best one of dis round was when Russell shouts ''DIE BITCH!!!''

[TheGobbo25]

my fav: "that was a beautiful song... Till u fucking sang it" LOL

[mecarsabitrusty]

Nice editing of the clip.... twat

[HTFCTOM99]

My favourite was the points of view one about Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and how they'd fuck me.

[theagent104]

personally I prefer the line after this, by hugh dennis :)

[l1u1k1e2]

i dnt even get it??

[Mitch7297]

@l1u1k1e2 same here but i think it means dat he like to have sex with a wolf instead of his wife

[shoopdawhoopTal]

Russel Howard was pissing himself laughing

[Powerhousewanted]

crap video!

[tyu237]

i think the best one was: unlikely things to hear on songs of praise

hello canturbary lets make some fuckng noise!!

[NGBlackOps]

My favourite was, Frankie Boyle, "Things you wouldn't hear from a weather forecaster":

"Temperatures could rise to 31 degrees...SHIT I'VE LEFT MY BABY IN THE CAR!"

[Gothicgizzmo]

It was funny but my favourite is 'operation mindfuck' with frankie. And where frankie is on about vegatarians.

[001Stacey]

LOL, & Russell at the end, crouching XD bless <3 ahh hes amazin.. like i keep sayin XD

[Irishandproudtobe]

@001Stacey He has got to be one of the worst comedians I have ever seen on Mock The Week.. He comes out with the simplest of stuff... Next time you see him make a joke, look at Dara's face, he never laughs, the same with Andy, never laughs at Howard either.. He's too inexperienced!!!

[001Stacey]

@Irishandproudtobe ok then watever u say ! but i dont rrally care, because i love him, and i always will ...... :/

[001Stacey]

@001Stacey & dara does laugh thank u very much !!! if u see somevids he does laugh !

[martianbasilisk]

my favourite is ' we use the cheapest horse shit to make "fuck it, its just a cat" '

[daniel43437]

a good joke has a BEGINNING a middle and an end !!

[plubeeta]

Fail.

[MrGooseybaby]

missed the first word od the clip. can anyone enlighten me?

[bigpoo154]

if every person in class A is called tom, thomas or tommy and every second person in class B is called tim, timmy or timothy. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

[arsenal4eva3234]

I dont get this someone explain

[MelonHeadFilmz]

i don't get this. can someone explain please?

[megastack95]

naah i like " that was a beautiful song, until you fucking sang it"

[TheGoldenHide]

The best joke i remember was:

"Whats that joker, you'll be back?. Somehow i don't think you will be.."

:L hahahah

[XhoowieX]

nooo another frankie bit from the same scenes we'd like to see was better 'you want me to put my dingaling in your fairy cave?? ARE YOU MAD WOMAN!?

[angryboy2k9]

Hugh afterwards is like, Oh bollocks, how am I going to beat THAT?

[shiftlulz]

I laughed the hardest when he said "Welcome to blind date with me Stevie Wonder!"

[megadjdj]

" thats what the warning advert for speeding should be of richard hammend trying to remember his own wedding day" ahhhh dark xD

[Mikeado66]

OMG I remember that joke! My jaw hit the floor.

Frankie Boyle does make that show though. This past series was disappointing.

[angryboy2k9]

@megadjdj Omg Im Richard Hammond? My girlfriend fancies him (Alright to me, she'll never get him xD) which, in some ways, makes me Hammond xD

[alanmacleod50]

Mock the week won't be the same now that Frankie's left.

[RedDwarfRules]

@alanmacleod50

he might be good on mock the week, but on other tv shows he is just a sexist racist..

[Dagvalda]

@RedDwarfRules do you want a box of tissues to go with that mate?

[RedDwarfRules]

@Dagvalda

that isnt really funny, and im not crying...

[Dagvalda]

@RedDwarfRules well I laughed... :D

Sounded like you were starting to get a little emotional y'no, thought i'd help you out *passes proverbial box of tissues*

[RedDwarfRules]

@Dagvalda cba 2 hav this conversation with u , soz

especially when i dont no u

[LokiLeonheart]

@alanmacleod50 Left nothing he's gotten kicked off.

[StrangeLiLDrummeR]

"what's that joker, you'll be back. Somehow I don't think you will be." LMAO

That's one of frankies best jokes.

[SRPA2009]

@StrangeLiLDrummeR dont get it?

[StrangeLiLDrummeR]

because the actor who played the joker in the dark knight is dead

[StrangeLiLDrummeR]

How would I know it was frankie. Frankie always makes the best jokes

[ByTheRoots]

The funniest joke ever on mock the week was the Richard Hammond joke...look it up. It's a must see.

[taffbanjo]

Try not to use that title - FUNNY is a personal opinion. (I thought it was pretty good, but the funniest ever?)

[ObeliskWhite6307]

I've had a Few Medical Problems over the years, i'm now so old, that my Pussy, is Haunted. and I'M ANNE ROBINSON AND WITHOUT PLASTIC SURGERY, I'D LOOK LIKE E.T'S BALLS! were his Best Jokes plus this one

[MegaSimsPokemon]

Actually, he said "scrotum", not E.T's balls. At least, I think so...

[ObeliskWhite6307]

@MegaSimsPokemon i know which one you're thinking of, that was a Diffrent Joke, that one was the the same but slightly changed it was like this "I'M ANNE ROBINSON AND IF MY BOTOX WEARS OFF, MY FACE WILL TURN INTO A SCROTUM!"

[leviadragon99]

Nup, it was balls.

[soarer205]

@leviadragon99 the botox one was a scrotum... i just watched that video

[arrghgarry]

what is the first part cannit gear it

[Seagull789]

"she sleeps in the bed with us ok......"

[arrghgarry]

ta very much

[Gallers317]

"Of course we're going out tonight, it's Hitler's birthday!"

[Jam3s5691]

Is it a bird ? Is it a plan ? well whatever it is , it's headed straight for the WTC !! lol

[LeopardPrintPumps]

my fav line of frankies ever is about the man spider.. good i almost peed!

[VcnShadow]

Totaly xD

[GadgetGamers]

Serving suggestions: on a plate, dumbass =)

[Ookarl01]

i liked the princess beatrice one, frankie.... " shes going to university to study the history of ideas, iv got a idea for you, why dont you get off your fat aqrse and get down to B&Q"

[biker1395]

dear points of view, after watching queer eye for the straight guy, i thought if i made gay friends they would give me fashion tips.

when really, they fuck me.

[stockshunter]

"...actually, they fucked me." *

[Raach8]

'dear points of view,

yesterday i switched on to the bbc's new porn channel. 

Cboobies.'

&

'what kind of bee's produce milk?

boo bees.'

:D <3

[Deanocfc]

"dear points of view,

watching queer eye for the straight guy made me think if I made gay friends they'd give me fashion tips...actually, they fucked me"

best joke on mtw, or the killer alien vagina lol

[HornyShauny1992]

i agree with u tht joke made me crease

[thebluenipple]

i liked the richard hammond one and the one on the new series about who is truly civilised

[PatJennings95]

This organization does not tolerate failure mr. o'briain :-D

[inmemoryofdimebag]

my favourite is : "there is a vegetarian option, you can fuck off." lol

[OLLIERPS3]

mine too lmao

[angryboy2k9]

@inmemoryofdimebag And there will be long delays on the M9 for I'm about to hit my ex-wifes car with this helicopter!

[DannyHoneyman]

'talking to footballers is like talking to an 8 year old! So... Jamie Redknapp did you have red sauce or brown sauce with your dinner?'

good one from Frankie

[loney93]

'LISTEN, my dad'll shag your dad'

my favourite anyway

[Gnarlybenson]

you cant beat richard hammond joke ;D

[bobajob19]

carnt here the start?

[ted10122k7]

i dont get this ???

[sharkey4123]

"I've had some medical problems this year, I'm now so old my pussy is haunted!"

Classic line from Frankie, my favourite.

[JorSex]

What was the start of this joke?

[Seagull789]

"he stays in the bed with us ok........"

[SpectralViral]

my fave would be...

: "the perfect antispeeding advert would be a shot of richard hammond trying to remember his wedding day" "she was wearing black!!"

[MetalOxy]

Yeah, that was a great joke from Frankie. :)

[bottleofdoom]

my fave is operation mind fuck =D

[kaiyam1]

my fav is "what's that Joker? you'll be back... somehow i don't think you will be"

[Aidref]

Ha yeah in this episode he comes up later and says

"You want me to put my ding-a-ling in your fairy cave are you mad woman?!??!"

[davidm92]

"Dear points of view.. i watched queer eye for the straight guy and though making gay friends wud give me fashion tips... actually.. THEY FUCKED ME!"

[Plueish]

The funniest is Frankie's one on the dinner.

'There is a vegetarian option, you can FUCK OFF.'

[assassin186]

It's actually pretty funny, just not the funniest :P

[DXlukus]

its definetely not the funniest but still funny

[pilootcollins]

stupid

[JoshJWBall]

not funny

[1andy0]

agreed