star wars holiday special part 9

[bloudlk]

Was this special just a rouse to get some people even more famous because they knew Star Wars would be HUGE?!

[mikenolan2us]

That song sounds like Kurt Weill on crack

[mikenolan2us]

Stormtroopers were forced to watch this because the Empire hates them too.

[mikenolan2us]

"Hey, people really liked that cantina scene in the movie, so let's do that again."

[schallrd1]

Bea Arthur and Harvey Korman needed to subsidize their Social Security checks.

[NorthStaruk1983]

I can't go on anymore.. MUST....WIPE...MEMORY!!

[MrPatrick1980]

4:42 - the Jedi Purge was bad enough, but now the Empire's CLOSING DOWN BARS?

[schallrd1]

Even Jedi Mind Tricks couldn't get anyone to like this.

[stuartlee114]

I like how Muftak passed out on the table.

[Revan225]

I think this has just shortened my life by about 20 years. I just have one question... Why Lucas, why?

[yugiohdeloestepr]

You got to be kidding me. A man that puts drinks on his head and has a hole in top of his head. How "creative". What the hell is this? Can someone plz explain what is this, an alien, a man with a disease, what?

[tamaransns]

Oppressive regime, Telescreen, obligatory viewing, 2 minutes that make you rage...

Is this made in 1978 or "1984"?

:)

[chuctimusprime]

I was like, "this is the absolute worst thing I have ever seen in my entire life. The only way this could possibly get any worse is if they broke out into song." It was literally no more than ten seconds later when she belted out the first annoying lines of the musical number, "Just one more round, friends. Then homeward bound, friends." Never in my life have I felt such remorse towards something I have watched as this video.

But I still had the courage to suffer through parts 10 and 11

[Fuller1754]

I'm gonna finish this thing if it kills me. How many parts are there?

[NEWREALLIFEANDTIMES]

I'm forcing myself to watch this so in the end, I'll have watched all live action star wars films

[holydiver233]

A small thing to bring up, I know, but how in the world did he get a flower on Tatooine?

[bringemout5]

This is still better than Twilight.

[spindalis79]

Bea Arthur and Harvey Korman have the same speaking tone.

[blackmichael75]

I give up. I actually feel like crying. WHY is it so slow-paced? WHY is it so badly written? I don't understand. 

[wishcraft4u2]

THE DIALOGUE!!! IT HURTS MY BRAIN!!!

[PresidentZod]

If you think he drinks weird, wait till you see how he defecates...

[Earo16]

Why is he pouring liquid into his head?

[Kenny2k08]

I congratulate everyone who made it this far.

[CloudLevi]

@Kenny2k08 Does it count if you've skipped all the lengthy, repetitive, pointless segments like the holochick and- wait, didn't she play Dorothy in Golden Girls?!

[chefevild]

please please I'm almost done, just a few more parts to go. so close.

[LauraIsPink]

face meet computer desk. computer desk meet face. *proceeds to bang face on computer desk until unconsciousness*

[LadyElfie]

I think that guy is the bastard child of the kool aid man!

[wa2ise]

Remember when Princess Leia was in that cell aboard the first Death star, and Darth Vader was going to make her tell him where the rebel base was located? No, she wasn't injected with truth serum by that small droid Darth Vader had with him. No, that droid made her watch this holiday special....

[fromthesidelines]

...and if you want to see something even more irritating, watch the "FLYING HIGH" episode {"Beautiful People"} that originally followed this (or maybe it was better?)....good luck in finding it!

[tulicloure]

And wait... Why were all the members of the Imperial forces required to watch this tavern thing again?

[tulicloure]

I had lots of thing to comment here but...

Just... WHY?

[TrueInnovator159]

What the fuck am I watching.... this hurts.... but... must... finish...

[Beez5150]

Maude was sweet on Hammerhead?!

[AEBangel07]

this is so way off track it's not even funny..... at ALL.. OKAY I can accept watching Chewie's family grunt for hours.. but THIS?!?!?

[chronobryan]

It is so hard........ but I want to finish......

[beihou]

I can make it...to the last part...must watch in small doses...can't....look away from this...train wreck.

[TLAMStrike]

Holy crap not only is Greedo still alive but that Aqualish got his arm back!

[NekoYumiChan]

Fuck this

I can't take any more! UGH

[McLarenMercedes]

They sure were doing some nasty drugs in the 70's alright. That's the only explanation I can think of for this.

[princessof1984]

I don't understand how this is a kid's movie?

[bassmanboe]

i tried. i really did. i just cant finish it. let the record show i made it to 8:10 of part 9.

[beihou]

@bassmanboe I shall carry your banner to the end! I can make it...I think I can...I think I can...

[extremechampion00]

Enough with the fucking songs already! What is this? American Idol: Star Wars Edition?

[themightycelestial]

First Harvey Korman pours a drink into his head

....and then there's Maude.

[pammiexxx]

... how could they have ever thought any of this would be acceptable!?! ...

[mikelitwin78]

That familiar little cantina horn tune must have been on the Tatooine Top 40 list.

[kaseysospacey]

@mikelitwin78 There are 39 more songs on Tatooine?

[malaris60]

Okay this is easily the most unrealistic part of the whole Star Wars saga. Do they seriously expect us to believe that Bea Arthur had a stalker?

[sashamarie711]

@malaris60 - yes they do!!

[battousai9439]

He needs to get some of the Empire's sleeping drug.

[SpartanMartan973]

wow this is the worst part yet. and that says a lot

[MisterBlue24]

Bea Arthur still had her penis when she died.

[RDarth]

Good to see Ponda Baba got his arm reattached.

[ElderGodBrandon]

thats one of the golden girls!

[stubsfahey87]

that woman sounds like a man

[LordApathy1]

Can't decide what's a prouder addition to the SW saga: Bea Arthur, the robot drag queen Julia Child, or the virtual Wookie porn machine. I'm thinking Bea Arthur - at least she gives an effort with some dignity.

[sashamarie711]

@LordApathy1 - i agree, she's the only good thing in this :)

[TheDreamMechanic]

Just what this wretched piece of SHIT needed...fucking Bea Arthur singing.

Anybody else notice how the bald headed, stumbling dude's head looked like an ass? A drunk asshead...go figure.

[mondose2]

wtf is this about? i watched it all up til now and i still have no fucking idea whats going on

[W3551D3]

They managed to ruin everybody's favorite part in the first movie.

[Cheezedork]

Why do they insist on putting songs in this!? Isn't it bad enough already!?

[Diamhea]

8:35 tin tin dwarf

[curiousgemini25]

That drink went straight to his head

[HarryPotter87]

The "cup head" grosses me out!

[charliebrown0028]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK a guy drinking through a hole in his head... I bet they had george lucas tied and gagged somewhere while they made this...i was gonna call it thing... but that's saying too much about it...

[indythx1138]

@ 3:37 Bea Arthur gives him head

[MandrakeMoorglade]

Say what you will about it, but the bea arthur cantina scene is the best part of the special. Kind of sad when you think of it.

[mousepros]

Blanch is in the back giving Greedo head for 10 gold pieces

[katieinterviewschris]

@mousepros why is Greedo in it? Han fried him in the first movie

[fledermaus81]

What the hell was the point of the "conversation" from 0:48 to 1:07?

[pistonfan2007]

Bea Arthur better go hire some bouncers for her bar

[3lgar1]

Where is that man's brain?

[neowarrior1]

70s were da bomb lol

[ZaidNitsua]

so 2000 people got part 8 but didn't make it to here.

[commandershadebetter]

Star Wars Holiday Special. You'll never find a more idiotic piece of shit of pointlessness and stupidity.

[ZaidNitsua]

@commandershadebetter George Bush?

[commandershadebetter]

Star Wars Holiday Special. You'll never find a more retarded piece of shit of pointless and idiocy.

[Bobzeaux]

0:17

"We don't serve your kind here!"

"What?"

"Harvey Kormans! You'll have to wait outside!" >:(

[rrraawwwkk50]

this forces me to believe that the 70's was one of those era's in our history that make us stop and wonder what the hell we were thinking?

[toddster87]

oh its a women. I thought it was a man in drag.

[AtariTiger]

Life Day celebrates Wookies watching porno, drinking, and bad infomercials. Great.

[mrbob091]

@AtariTiger and B Arthur, don't forget B Arthur

[LegalizePsychedelics]

Every time I think, this can't get more worse, there has to be some kind of build up soon, than I click on the next part, and I am yet again disappointed. This really sucks complete balls!

[redsoxdudekid]

what the fuck does this part of the movie have to do with anything else that is going on

[MyFriendRussell]

the drinks went straight to that guys head

[25depleteduranium]

holy shit it's Maude

[tate2354]

wow Friend rhymes with Friend!

[argonman2002]

7:30 Does she really have to sing?

[argonman2002]

1:20. Seedy...

[SamTheHammer]

It's like watching Carole Burnett interspread with footage from the Star Wars movie.

[rosvel92]

it's an horror movie

[darkxaur]

5:04 - Bith band member cops a feel.

[rosvel92]

drinks with da hair hahaha

[VonTrousers]

Well, actually, you can see where George Lucas lost his mind in 1982-83.  Return of the Jedi was passable in the context of the time and other two films. Looking back at it now, though, it's as awful as the three prequels that succeeded it.

[jdhatl]

I haven't seen it since it came out, but did watch the first one 8 times on a beta vcr in the 70's. It was some kind of status symbol how many times you had seen it. Or so I thought. Since then I haven't cared too much about it, but I was highly entertained by this holiday special. I remember seeing it on TV but it was hazy memories. No idea Jefferson Starship was in it.

[Xerxes2005]

Well, that cantina song was probably the best number of that... I can't even find the words that would be most fitting for it. As the wookiees would say, it is a rrrrrrwhorraaaaoommmmbrrrrr !

[hdofu]

I wonder if cup head has a spout somewhere that just drains it all out when it's ready to be expelled.

[KCityHoplite]

@hdofu imagine if he gets plastered and has to throw up...

[Kelly14UK]

@hdofu I think its called a willy

[delosdmi]

He poured his drink down a hole in the top of his head!!! HA HA HA!!!

[western287]

8:35 Just a large rat??? Aside from that the only redeeming factor whatsoever in this hell storm is the fact that they use the same costumes as in the movie. I missed that in the lame new 3 movies

[12thUntitled]

The unholy terror shall strike upon them for the saddest movie rapes ever

[lochie023]

I hope that the people who are responsible for this abortion die a slow painful death. The only relief I have had is when i poke myself in the eye. I am having urges to jump from high things.

[Moredread25]

OH GOD HOW LONG DOES IT GO FOR???

[hdofu]

90 minutes

[Linklex7]

I'm sorry, but after watching this, you cant think the prequels were the worst thing to happen to star wars.

[TheCrawdaddy029]

@Linklex7 the only people who thought the prequals were bad were those that masturbate to Return of the Jedi.

though I do agree that this is pretty bad.

[Stereolabdream]

The pain...the pain....

[IoriGaara]

BEA ARTHUR!?

[SmackyBear]

I knew it! Bea Arthur was really a Wookie!

[TheSlyther]

Hello unwanted or warranted musical number

[Saintnick90]

IT'S ALMOST DONE! IT'S ALMOST DONE!

[Ne0nLobster]

Make it stop, please, make it stop!!!

The filler is killing me!!!

[Barclay1987]

I was very surpised that Bea Arthur is in the Star Wars special!

[jms4979]

Bea Arthur as a bartender in the Star Wars cantina?!? Woah, I think my head just exploded.

[csmith0191]

Life Day. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

[SmartNoob89]

Or stupidity.

[ActraiserIII]

@csmith0191 they weren't lying this time.

[Johnlindsey289]

@csmith0191

Watch your step son, this place could be a little rough

[vauxite]

things that should take 30 seconds take 10+ minutes in this hell

[mrchuckmorris]

oh hi-de-di-de-di-de-di-de-di-de-­di-de-di...

[snakes3425]

8:33: I don't know what's going on, there is a giant rat in the cantina, why is there a giant rat in the cantina? Come to think of it I don't remember any giant rats in Star Wars?

[jms4979]

You don't remember any giant rats in Star Wars? Well geez, what else would you bullseye in your T-16 back home?

[jay65202]

woah! is that michael meyers 9:50???? halloween ain't over yet!!!!!!

[queenandcorgis]

8:40 is that a rodent of unusal size?

[DavidFullam]

Tom Burman worked on the wookie family costumes, so that might have been one of his rat props from "Food of the Gods."

[alexreffand]

WHAT FUCK WATCH I?!

[thhe17]

SHORT MEMORY!

[Xylax23]

Jeeze is it over yet? lol

[justdan54115]

No wonder she has to beg for business. She keeps giving out rounds on the damned house!

[blind2d]

Mad About Me... good song.

[TeamVacaville]

Sadly, this is Bea Arthur's greatest performance.

Shudder!

(shaking...)

[BamaToon]

Giant rats that act like dogs... OK.

[AJprofsr]

"You're not ordering I'm not whoring" ha! had to rewind that. Pouring, I guess?

[FrankBotch]

bea arthur performs broadway synth-klezmer swing cantina band

[DJ1SCY]

0:09 that litle alien, beeing thrown out by the bouncer, sounded like a taun-taun.

[dukeofbu]

What does this have to do with "Life day" or whatever crappy generic holiday this is supposed to be about?

[TheLastBrainLeft]

Absolutely nothing. This show was a disjointed mess, each section written by a different person and slapped together hours before airing. Carrie Fischer is high, Art Carney had never heard of Star Wars, he needed the money. Harvey Korman was forced to write his own dialogue since no one else did.

This is exploitational crap at it's finest. Don't try to find any logic in it, just sit back and watch the horror ...

[PSonefan]

Christmas.

[starbux1001]

star wars soap opera? suckish and pathetic.

[Tusk548]

Her singing should have cleared that bar in short order!

[Tusk548]

Bea liked to keep the juice flowing

[aliensamuraipirate]

cool, bea arthurs a bartender!! nice. reminds me of the golden girls. love that show.

[GiveItToMeOneTime]

i think boba fett says friend more than bea arthur lol

[murrow54]

Rest in peace Harvey and Bea!!

[murrow54]

poor bea arthur!!!

[romain1993]

it's so pathetic

[DuracellEnergizer]

That cantina sure has some big rats, LOL

[darthviger]

Was the Bouncer Lurch????

[JamesTCA]

Bea Arthur..can't I watch ANYTHING without jews in it?

[dangre00]

You shouldve had future respect for the dead

[DJ1SCY]

That little alien, being thrown out ,was squeling like a baby tauntaun.

[Oracurax]

This is special in the same way that the Special Olympics is...

[princessbabs]

it's like a bunch of actors and musicians of the time got together and decided to make their version of star wars. you guys have to remeber that drugs were very easy to get in the 70s and everyone was on something so to them this made sense.

[RosscoSpielburgo]

Why is everyone so flipping creepy in this universe? It's bad news when the cantina scum are less slimy than the humans.

I feel sorry for the people whose Christmas this was a 'special' for.

[SteamOmac]

I think the Rifftrax guys said it best when they said, "Usually the guys belly up to the bar BEFORE they hit on B. Arthur."

[Komadori1975]

OMG! It's the six fingered man! Someone tell Inigo!

[kooky112]

HEY INIGO!!!

Inigo: *runs in* Hello my name is inigo Montouya you killed my father prepare to die!!!!

[skywalkerlover101x]

george lucas! what were you thinking?

[link4power]

lucas Im not critizing you in any way but you really crapped this one because it SUUUCKS(except the cartoon)

[theSuperMetroid]

friend! Friend! FRIend! FRIEnd! FRIENd! FRIEND! FRIEND!!

God that song sucks!!!

[dogsdoballet]

8 31- Huge hamster!

[tooradsurfdad]

like Rocky Horror Picture Show.

The dialogue rules.

[mjwatts1983]

4:15- Sound effect is used to induce seisures.

[Stickfire]

What the hell? Pouring the drink in his head?

HE HAS A DAMN MOUTH! USE THAT!

[shenloken]

(Crying) Oh that dreaded bar song....Lucas i hate you SO much right now...

[CloudMeetsSky]

lucas had nothing to do with this. im sure if u look you'll find an interview of him saying he absolutely hates this.

[tikifreakazoid]

He's actually said that.

[CloudMeetsSky]

yup

[musicalgirl12]

STOP SINGING!!!!

[skankmander]

I'm still not over this, 9 parts in. This is possibly the most ill-advised programme in TV history. It is also the best thing I've ever seen. EVER. Slightly boring, though.

[dreamingsamurai]

Actually, now that I think about it, this feels more like The Muppet Show more than Star Wars...

[thezaylady]

Kind of, but without the entertainment and endearing qualities.

[dreamingsamurai]

It's like they took every tune from Star Wars and added lyrics to make it uh.... unique.

[RodimusX]

what the fuck is with the crappy singing in this "movie" ?!?!

[kcuhc4]

RAPE! oh Rape!

that thing in the guy's arms at