By Far the Funniest Moment in Dragon Age: Origins

[FoamyChan]

I need to start having Sten in my party more often. xD

[quizillafreak]

was that a...qun?

[dannywarbucks11]

Dude, do this with Shale. F*cking hilarious.

[poslednisoud]

Companions makes this conversation even better. Try Morrigan :D

[tulpoy]

just give him morrigan!

[JuggalettexSpaz]

"Grey Wardening"

Grey Wardening (v)- The righteous act upon which you kill darkspawn to impress a templar enough to let you get in a tiny boat.

See also-

"Cookies of Tastyness"

[pimpofdoom]

HO COOKIES!

sten is so fucking cool lol

[Gryphyn3]

I used to be a chantry guard just like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[jakisz]

I like it with Shale better

[LadyDea]

How have I never gotten this response?! XDDD

[grimnexas]

Nah, this is nothing compared to what Morrigan says to him, and how he reacts to it!

[Paladin0228]

@grimnexas ya Morrigan's persuasive skills are far better.. sten merely bribes. Morrigan scares the shite out of the guy

[BassGosple]

I'm loving the Templar Pauldrons 

[Zeneth]

WAIT WAT LOLOL

[sixsixrevolver]

wwwuuuuuuaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaa­aaaa XXXXDDDDDD!!!!!!! i cant breathe.... that was awesome!!!!!!

[NinjaSushi2]

MMM COOKIES!

[122Mega]

XD i did that to and i laughed my butt off

[DarthCommanderPrime]

Great the Queen of Antiva could be bribed by Cookies

[sharangcool]

@DarthCommanderPrime what'd u expect from a land of thieves, assassin's and merchants :P

[runawaydreamer996]

omg i wish i would have seen that xD i went through the circle already and that would have been HILARIOUS i mean I have the modded version of Sten's face which makes him so much scarier seeing this would make it so much funnier XD

[angelgirl148]

That Templar looks a bit like Alistair. XD

[ravenwoodwitch]

I had my doubts, but this is the funniest thing I have seen in the game thus far.

[xxJoah]

Remind me that I will try this when I get there for the second time!! XD

[NinjaKeybladeMaster]

That guy pissed me off so bad, I wanted to kill him and throw him in the river..

[Assaultwarfare]

man f*ck, only bioware has the best conversation game ever...

[Tobys3rdAttempt]

When i started playing Dragon Age 2 i thought Knight Captain Cullen was this guy! i was like whaaaaaaaaaat!?

[angelmissinglove21]

i never had that one. it was either sten threating to rip him from lim to lim or me having something wity to say.

[itamiozanare]

Man I rarely used Sten, I will have to rectify that in my next play through now that I know he steals candy from children.

[challyss]

*BOLOL* I so adore Sten!

[Dewani90]

when he said "here, munch at this if you like", i tough he would punch him in the face

[Zoten001]

I much preferred using Morrigan to torment the guy. Much funnier.

[SGTWASSER]

Their shoulder plates from their armor keeps sinking into their skin.

[misticmaya]

What?! I never got that scene! Would've been so much more fun..

[darkvixenkillu1]

u think thats funnny..lmao yeah i know its hilarious. but there a cake in this game that u can find, if u give it to sten when your at about a 60 or 70 with your relationship thats kinda funny too. though not at hilarious as this

[aartbastiaan22]

@darkvixenkillu1 I believe your dog could dig it up

[StyxxRivier]

Stealing cookies from fat kids is like committing bloody murder, you DONT DO IT!

[MrMoomington]

@StyxxRivier I always commit bloody mu- Yes, you'd totally never do that. Definitely not, no. And then you'd especially not bury the cut-apart dead body in 5 different places. That would be absolutely, erm, horrific, yes.

[kovulover]

OOOH~! COOKIES~!

[SlicerJen]

blah, nevermind, was listening to a different version...sigh, a version other than the original 'different'...fuckit, you know what i mean.

[SlicerJen]

Is that 'Solee Different' at the end? I listened to it and it sounds different.

[tacohero]

I thought I gave you specific orders not to let anyone across?

They had cookies sir.

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[vincentvalen]

omg....so going to do that now.

[bloodsuckern]

funnies part was ENCHANTMENT at the end of the game

[yanivp1]

@bloodsuckern 'Sandal? What happened? How did you get here?' 'Enchantment!' 'Oh. Umm. Yes. Good work Sandal. [good god remind never to scare or bother him. EVER]'

[castlesmade]

Sten and his cookies, too funny.

[sapunfiert]

Lordie =)))) i love the way he says FAT =))) god i love this game :')

[dragonforks93]

I love Sten's subtle badassitude.

[MagesticMongoose]

):( for his own good ... lol Sten is awsome...and sort of scary.... but in a good way

[shidousama]

I'm using this excuse the next time I see a kid with cookies

[TheSamMarsden]

Do this with shale in your party, he threatens to squash the Templar, it's so funy

[vitotal9]

@TheSamMarsden *she

[TwiIight0ne]

Wait, why is your Hawke so small?... Oh, right, this is Origins, the game where you could actually customize your player character the way you wanted.

[RSSailorWhite]

@TwiIight0ne you can and da2 though s/he can only be a human

[Nightmare7454]

where did you got that? i finished this recently and this scene wasnt anywhere. unless this is dlc....

[TwiIight0ne]

@Nightmare7454 It only appears if you bring Sten to this templar guy when you're trying to get to the mages' tower. You can convince him through other ways, so you don't necessarily get this scene.

[Nightmare7454]

@TwiIight0ne oops my bad, i didnt used sten much. two tanks are enought, thx for the info tho :D

[MonsterintheDarkk]

Word? omfg! XD

[mujuma]

Forgot how ugly the Qunari were in Origins, black marlon brandos? (referring to Stens cheeks).

I prefer the satanic looking ones in DA2.

[kudrzyk]

pure evil !!!

[poempoorlywritten3]

How hilarious!!! I am so sad I missed out on this moment xD

[Mirelon100]

lol



[narcomanel]

HAHAHHA this guy just loves food! XD He always approves when you give him cake-presents. XD

[Bramblekit]

Brb, loling forever at Sten saying "munch"

[lokken23]

sten stole cookies from a fat kid?! hahahahahah

[DeathsSymmetry]

WTF XD

[saradomix]

stan giving cookies......wtf????!?!?

[dxinsider]

He looks like Alistair lol

[LeedgesX]

This is probably the funniest thing I have ever seen. Thanks for the post!

[aspirationchaser]

DUBSTEP womp womp womp womp

[kyokoren213]

LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL "OH COOKIES"!

[flyythojboii]

lmfaooo! poor fat kid. :(

[dragonforks93]

Sten would have definitely livened up Dragon Age 2... no actully wait... they probably would have ruined it by making it forced, like every other fucking thing in that game.

[Dogofwar100]

He did that in the demand of the Qun!

[saygoodnightmanuel]

stealing cookies from fat children satisfies the Qun.

[yanivp1]

@saygoodnightmanuel Cookies are like mages. Not to be trusted, but useful when necessary and hungry.

[HuntersSoul]

lol XDDD

[ECiriachi]

13 kids got their cookies stolen from Sten.

[ShinobiGarth]

ive learned something useful in role playing games. guards can be bribed with cookies.

[yanivp1]

i did not expect that. God I love Bioware

[ScotishChristian]

@yanivp1 Same here. They have a great sense of humor.

[Lunatic606]

Hahahaha Sten <3

[aaron75fy]

i prefer morrigan's little mind messing, he looks like he's about to have an accident

[Churchiz1337]

its funnier with shale. She says that she should just break some bones he wont miss. LAWLS XD i luv shale

[XslapsX]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA AWSOME!!!!

[MrBobthened]

y are you a dwarf?

[Arbioxdabest1]

@MrBobthened y not? 

[hobbes296]

Bahhahahahahahaaaa..... XD

Never seen this one before.

[mcwave40]

No way!!!!!! lol I never had that happen.

[psypsynos]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOL

wtf I did't know about that one!!!!!!!

[TheGodlikeDragon]

LOL, Sten hates fat kids!

[TheHPluver101]

LOLOL wtf?!

[Illier1]

wtf Sten...DA:O character never cease to make me laugh my ass off!

[ZombieProduct]

Oh! Cookies! :D

[refriedhitler]

I wonder how many fatties were actually munching on cookies while watching this lol

[TheDNDWizard]

@refriedhitler Thats NOT funny! People who are big, wind up having to eat there stress away from douch bags like you!

[refriedhitler]

@TheDNDWizard @TheDNDWizard Ha! you don't know me yet you assume I'm a douchebag because I made a fat joke? Here's a bit of info for ya', I myself was fat for most of my life, two years ago I was 85lbs overweight and y'know what? I realized I'd gotten to a point where I was a lazy, unmotivated glutton, got my shit together and lost 85lbs in 8 months from nothing but a self regimented diet&excercise schedule, after looking back at the way I was I realized just how much of a waste I was and i'll

[refriedhitler]

@TheDNDWizard never go back to that. Coming from a former fat person let me tell you that the only reason fat people are the way they are is because they're lazy, self centered, gluttonous and weak, both mentally and physically. Their increased amount of methane deposit increases invironmental pollution and the unnecessary amount of food they eat could feed countless starving people in the world, but they choose to be gluttons while others starve because they're lazy and selfish,

[refriedhitler]

@TheDNDWizard even if it's subconsciously, all it takes to lose weight is to get off your ass and do it, it's NOT hard at all, I know this first hand, people are just too lazy and selfish to see that, I got out of that hole and found it in myself to become strong, contribute to society and lead a purposeful existance, anyone who can't do that is nothing shy of pathetic and people like you who coddle them and act like their selfish behavior is okay are no better because you help promote the

[refriedhitler]

@TheDNDWizard obesity problem that's plaguing society, there's no excuse for laziness and weakness and if everyone though it was okay then the world would run out of food, people's lifespans would probably decrease to about 30, society couldn't function properly becuase noone would contribute to it and humanity would become extinct. It's not beng "insensitive" it's fact, and even if it was who cares? society is so full of crybabies who bitch about their poor little feelings when they're told

[refriedhitler]

@TheDNDWizard the truth becuase the truth hurts and they want to ignore it rather thangrow up and do something about it that it's just sad! so yeah I'll make fun of fat people and unless I see one who's making an honest and real attempt to change their ways and start contributing to society then I'm not gonna' have any respect for them. The world can't be ran by a bunch of weak pussies to spare lazy, unproductive people's feelings and I really don't give a fuck about the opinions of anyone who

[refriedhitler]

@TheDNDWizard thinks otherwise because while they're sitting around coddling the weak and doing nothing to improve the world around them people like me are working hard to make the world a better place for them to live. Hope I didn't hurt your poor little feelings, but I take the world's problems seriously and I've got no time for lazy, slobbering crybabies.

[LightButDark575]

@refriedhitler I agree with you that all it takes is willpower. I was obese until I decided enough was enough and lost 80 pounds. They're not lying when they tell you "it's all in your head".

[godwings101]

@LightButDark575 try having a bad back and then lose weight...

[TheSilverPhoenix100]

remind me why the mages are so afriad of the templars

[xzavier1003]

omg epic love it!



[UazbinWoWed]

aaaahhhhhh! darkspawn! save the cookies!

[aceistheplace46]

I am gonna go make sure my cookies are still here now...

[Und3r10rd]

I stole his delicious cookies for his own sake

[flyycasual]

oh my god STEN let me love you

[TheHenrytouchdown]

@flyycasual -15 Approval;STEN

[looseendsful]

oh cookies!!!

[balrog0444]

Ironically I was eating cookies when I first saw this scene. I almost choked on them xD

[Tyrion232]

lol i forgot how awesome sten is in the first game lmfao

[beastlybeef33]

@Tyrion232 in the first game? is he in the second?

[TheMissPelled]

@beastlybeef33 no, but qunaries in general in DA2 aren't anything compared to sten! :D

[Tyrion232]

@beastlybeef33 sten is in the first and there are others called "sten" in the second, its a rank/title in the Qun :)

[Nightmare7454]

@Tyrion232 i think they are britfags :D

[Vaprous]

@Tyrion232 Qunari with horns was a ridiculous change, they should of explained more throughly what Sten was, then what the qunari at Kirkwall are ( there are in fact Elves,HUMANS, and even dwarfs even plus these qunari qunari )-deliberate world repeat

[Tyrion232]

@Vaprous its already been explained Qunari dont always grow horns and i believe its if they dont have horns they are destined for greatness, dont quote me i might be wrong so would someone mind checking my info on that? lol :) so that may explain why sten is a qunari and why he doesnt look like the ones in kirkwall

[Tyrion232]

@Vaprous just checked im right, if they dont have horns they are destined for a special role in the Qun :) lol thats why sten doesnt have horns and explains the difference between kirkwall qunari and sten :)

[TwiIight0ne]

@Tyrion232 "First game"? Why you saying that, he does not appear in any other game.

[Tyrion232]

@TwiIight0ne i didnt make the comment with insighting he was in any other game ur reading it wrong :)

[RSSailorWhite]

@TwiIight0ne He doesn't but there are keeps of other Stens in da2. Sten is a rank not just a name

[SirArkar]

cookies: a way of killing darksoawn effectively

[drummerinthemiddle]

...He didn't need more...

[SarahSyntheticTM]

lmfao Sten<3

[smartlysarah]

I should have brought Sten out with me more.

[mickadude]

"You stole from a child?"

"For his own good..."

[AllanbelongswithCaro]

LMAO That's a WIN

[OddblockEU]

Im the fat kid that sten took those cookies from ;s

[inphasesith]

In a deep voice

"For his own good..."

[JiroIsAwsome]

OH COOKIES! Now I wish I took Sten along with me......I laughed so hard because I thought Sten would say something like

'Maybe Qunari LIKE cookies, Warden.'

lolz XD

[UnholyJesus181]

@JiroIsAwsome

When the character says "You stole from a child?" I was expecting Sten to say something about him having killed him.

[BillNyeRPGGuy]

"Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie." - Sten

[LFKAmon]

u cud make this dialoque more funny ....

[consigliere94]

i LOL'd.

[IcyScythe]

hahahaha wow this is hilarious

[TheSpawnfan]

I sawe this scene with Morrigan and it was funny, but with Sten, it`s freaking hilarious

[annamari007]

I just can't imagine Sten bringing cookis with himself. He's might be a sugar addict...

[Baito28]

Imagine how many children with cookies the hero and sten passed by during the whole game, also, where did he keep all of them

[saygoodnightmanuel]

the cake was a lie, but the cookies weren't.

[ObeymyKrull]

This reminds me of that simpsons halloween special when Homer turns into a blobb and starts eating everyone:

Quote: Must eat more fat people! Thank god I'm in America

[jvondd]

I've never tried that.  I always persuaded or intimidated him. Next time I'm giving him cookies.

[johntsak133]

i think i d do the same to get some cookies

[CraigEmpson]

I relieved him of these confections

Wow pissing myself , sadly I let sten die by accident by not finishing quest in time

[Boroudjou12]

@CraigEmpson That's a shame he's a really useful character, it's nice to have someone there who can take a shit load of punishment

[Metalscavenger]

Sten for president

[TheWaystone]

The Templars are amongst the greatest military forces of the world.

Their duty and discipline, HO COOKIES!

[florenmage]

I want some cookies now.

[doublerainbow911]

OOOOOooh cookies!

[oOFreyjaOo]

Aaah!!!

Me, it was with Morrigan! He wanted to spend the night with her, and she said that it was a long time that she didn't have a prey! He was terrified, poor man XD!

[doomblackdragon]

@oOFreyjaOo I had 10 play throughs of DAO and DAA. Great writing. Epic game love all the wonderful Roleplaying elements in it. That why I cried half way through my first play through of DA2. It was so sad that DA2 is so bad. Worse game ever made by BioWares.

[doomblackdragon]

@oOFreyjaOo Yes there are so many epic ways to play the game. It took me about 10 play throughs to unlock 100% of all the achivements. Was well worth it. I love DAO and DAA. One of the best games ever made by bioware if not the best. Epic story with good combat and a ton of Roleplaying. This is why I cried half way through my first play through of DA2. Everything I loved about DAO and DAA all gone. Replaced with cheap graphics and Mass Effect combat. Worse game ever made by Biowares.

[Talinoth]

@doomblackdragon - What's bad about Mass Effect combat?

Maybe you meant the conversation system?

[doomblackdragon]

@Talinoth I was talking about how dragon age 2 become a Mass Effect 2 spam cheap knock off. Mass Effect 2 combat worked great cause it was with guns and powers. It does not work so well with melee weapons. They could have just turned up Dragon Age Origins combat. No we had to have people teleporting from the sky cause you killed them so fast. The Conversations system should have never been in Mass Effect let alone Dragon Age 2. It takes the roleplay out of any rpg.

[Talinoth]

@doomblackdragon - I will admit, the conversation system in Mass Effect 2 practically TELLS you what the right response is. You don't need to be like "Oh shit, how should I handle this situation?" like in Dragon Age Origins. The good thing about DA:O, is that the only morality system was the consequences of your actions. You actually had to carefully select your choices... and consequences.

I agree that while Dragon Age Origin's combat needed a speed boost, DA2's combat is pretty pathetic, lol.

[RoGUzack]

@Talinoth so let's make a game like dragon age an mass effect, in the selection :P o wait there is a game the witcher... by the way they all are pretty goods games :P

[xLeaveMeAloneZOMBIEx]

awwwh u had to part with the COOKIES? D; i just intimidated and he got scared and let me pass xD

[resident19guy]

FOR HIS OWN FUCKING GOOD.

[Cha0sArcherGirlXXX]

COOKIEEEEEEEES!!!

[11DBHK]

so that's where my cookies went...

[TheMini2O1]

Keep pressing 0 then he keeps saying ten. I lol'd. =D

[GhettoFruteCake]

grey warden

[zupergozer]

how heroic stealing cookies for the greater good

[Darkfalcon007x]

@zupergozer you sound like Dumbledore, its for the greater good!

[Tobias2789]

Sten reminds me of Scar from FMA

[danielevans411]

Love it when u ask sten if he likes anything about fereldan and he will mumble on about how it smells like wet dogs(Doesnt everybody say that?).

Then his face just lit up, a moment of pure happpiness. and he said well there is one thing.It is like bread but sweet it doesnt have a word in my language.

U mean Cookies?

And then hes just like

COOKIES ?COOKIES?

Then he just runs round the camp eating everyones cookies and stealing from fat kids

And he thought he would be a disgrace before

[Avenger33789]

"there was a child..a fat slovenly thing in the last village we passed, i relieved him of these confections...he didn't need more." lmfao best line ever!