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  • Did he just make a van sound cool?

  • i feel asleep looking at the front of the thing.

  • wow jaysus im jealous he's getting all the fat bitches with that seven seater

  • That's cool, but my first car is a Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera

  • This guy would be a great sales person !

  • yeah get it boi!

  • They are called seats

  • 2006 BMW 330i w/ sports package and premium package....mmmm hmmm

  • i laughed so hard

  • people don't realize its a joke ?

  • He's going to be getting all the bitches with that hot new ride.

  • A minivan? 

  • guys quit ragging on him.

    its his first car, so of course hes excited, so he gets over the top on it.

    dont act like you're any different.

    it got my first car yesterday.

    1994 V6 holden commodore, it even has roll-up windows and im still pumped about it!

    so yeah, get voer it guys, he got a car, hes excited, dont judge him

  • Oh yeah? My car is a 1996 Toyota Corolla with 157,000 miles on it! GANGSTA

  • why u gettin so crazy bout a soccer mom car?

  • 2004 Nissan Altima

  • Okay who gets a minivan for a first car.... Oh losers

  • @MichaelTellsTV what did you get?

  • @TheFlimOfFlam a 2008 ford expedition you?

    

  • @MichaelTellsTV im to young to get my drivers license.... just making sure you didn't get like a ford fiesta....

  • @TheFlimOfFlam No im not that much of a dumb ass!

  • @MichaelTellsTV

    oh, so you must have gotten a ferrari, or a bugatti for your first car, huh?

    well your majesty, us commoners always get a shitty pre-owned car as our first car, and even though its not fanc, we still get pumped about them adn we're amazed at every single detail, no matter how unimpressive they may be to you, your highness..

  • He better than walking!

  • he sounds like he runed 100 miles to do this review 

  • omg your totally my buddy on this one!!

  • smh

  • I used to want a van but know it makes me feel old

  • I'd rather ride my bike.

  • why in the world would you put all than in a foreign van???

  • My first car is a 1977 Ford LTD <3_<3

  • for real thats a nice car

  • im seriously suprised it runs.....

  • "Flawless"

  • lmfao this is a peice of shit hahahahaahaha

  • Lmao a fukin van! My first car was 2003 integra type r...

  • @duhabcdef For some reason I dont believe you.

  • @oexotik Why is that? Not everyone lives in the U.S.....

  • well guys we all know this car isnt the best but hes happy with it! we see a 10 year old car he sees a ferrari!

  • Can't tell if serious or elaborate troll!

  • lol this actually is my first car :p

    

  • someone should put a lambo engine in a van that would be tight

  • Hahaha funniest first car video ever but if he likes it good for him.

  • Is this a joke was I supposed to laugh

  • thumbs up if you looked like this O.O while listening to this guy

  • your a boss!

  • wow nice car

  • "If you have people riding with you, they can sit here" LOL!!

  • LMAO guys you're idiots if you think that he's being serious. Are you kidding me? Do you really think this isn't sarcastic? Who on earth would be excited by a used Sienna with cloth interior? Get a brain. -.-"

  • Omg daum those rims are sexy. Daum this is bad ass man. Wtf r u serious ?

  • lol my first car was and is a nissan skyline r33

  • @arvis97

    lol how much money did your mommy put in to it?

  • @Akkadiandude lol i bought it my self

  • @arvis97

    Pictures or GTFO

  • @Akkadiandude how do i show u pictures?

  • @arvis97

    Make it as your Youtube backround or profile picture. I want you in it.

  • @Akkadiandude Why are you acting like an R33 Nissan Skyline is such a nice car? His "mommy" wouldn't have to buy it for him, I believe he could have easily bought it himself. Gtfo troll. :3

  • @VhUgGz

    Are you his buttbuddy? Go back to driving your bicycle.

  • lolol

    

  • lmao! this shit is funny as hell

  • is he taking the piss

  • Reaction to this video: Cool story bro

  • I lived in Surrey, about 15 minutes away from where the UK topgear did their show, and i NEVER WENT TO SEE IT because I hadnt a clue till we moved back to my home country (canada) haha:)

  • good video! congrats on your first car!

  • I love the rims lmao!

  • nice mother car

  • nice mum car

  • lol I just got a 2000 dodge neon with 48000 miles and it gets like 31mpg it was 5000$

  • "The hood can open for those emergency purposes, although I don't think I'll be having many of those"

    Haha

  • is this some kind of joke?

  • oh shit, did you see those working seatbelts

  • @P0YKPAC my mom has the same car like that but had it longer lol

  • the seats are uhh... a fabric lol

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  • If I had people riding with me, I mean, I don't but, Foreveralone.jpg

  • maldito imbécil!!! hay que estar muy al pedo para hacer estos videos de mierdaa!! por que no haces algo productivo?!! hijo de mil puta!!

  • But will it blend?

  • is he being sarcasm or is he serious?

  • @XManiiAkX this is a really good question

  • @P0YKPAC he must be really excited

  • @XManiiAkX great question.

  • @XManiiAkX u mean sarcastic

  • its like you never seen a car before

  • mmik322 your a spoiled dbag and my first car was a 92 chrysler lebaron and i wrecked it now i have a rusty 94 cavalier and i hate it lmao.............fml

  • prank your dead kurwa!

  • mine was a 2002 pontiac firebird :D

  • my first car was a 1976 AMC Pacer... beat THAT

    ...haha i cant even keep a straight face :')

  • uhh uhh uhh wow you where winded by getting in the car LOL no disrispect though it is a nice van..no sarcasm

  • i got 10 cars beat it;)

  • @easy4440 you are a spoiled shit

  • such a bad attempt at being funny.

  • @apol95 doesn't understand P0YKPAC's comedy.

  • wow you guys all suck my first car was a 2010 e350 4matic benz lol with only 5.000 miles lol gooooooooodddddd lucccccckkkkkk mannnnn lol

  • ya bro my first car is a scion tc 2011... beat it

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  • THAT CAR CAN GO 0.1 MPH! THE BUGATTI VEYRON WILL BEAT THAT LIKE 900.483.IT SHOULD COST 1 CENT THE BUGATI SHOULD COST 1000,000,000

    @SSHOLE GET IT !!!!!!!!!

  • calm down man its a toyota sienna!! lol

  • minvans are for moms with kids not for men

  • Its a mini van dude

    Not that xsiting

  • okay guys i just wanted to show my very first c--- BANG *car explodes* --Arr shit

  • its got 4 hubcaps as u can see...

    Heres two

  • its a joke guys.

  • My other ride is your mom.

  • How much you paying a month?

  • it sounds like shit :D

  • That was pretty funny.The hesitation when describing the seat belt was on point. Sucks nobody on youtube has a sense of humor.

  • Its a van...

  • its a freking seat belt

  • i like ur carr bro!!!!it's perfect!

  • worst car ever i have a 2000 dollaer car and it can go up over to 1000000000000000 miles

  • ur cars a shitbox 

  • congratulations on ur grandma movile

  • @Damortadela i would thumbs up you but you misspelled mobile.

  • " It's like a...fabric" XD

  • are you truly making a video of this? your car isn't that good for a video, buddy.

  • @guguglu69 Dude, it's #myfirstcar ! It doesn't have to be amazing. And it's his first car!

  • nice car :)

  • ny first car was a transformer

  • 46 people had this as their first car.

  • @Andalucia727 NO WAY!!!!!!!

  • @Andalucia727 poor bastards 

  • A ban

  • boring

  • thumbs up for the fat guy

  • so you bring a car,and you take the camera and REC....poor

    

  • he doesnt know shit about cars does he? *when you have firends they caan sit here, and oh check this out* -coonnects the seatbelt-

  • who gives a fuck!! we want entertainment!!! >:(

  • it shit because it has slide door

  • noone cares

  • relax men

  • Those arent actually hubcaps.. there aluminum rims.. Haha

  • and the seats are um... fabric ;) hilarious:)

  • My first car was a time machine.

  • hilarious

  • @12345seby haha ya

  • My first whore was Mercedes

  • how much did you pay for it?

  • NOBODY GIVES ABOUT YOURU CAR

  • looool

  • Nice car. if you are 50+

  • laff

  • my first car was my mother :)

  • @vierkeervier my first car was your mother :)

  • uh lame comment by me:below

  • we're in this together...

    uh no we are not...

  • 28 people dont have a first car!

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  • 25 people got run over by a car.

  • Four valves per cylinder, eh?! I think the Stig would agree, this is a SOLID #myfirstcar. Thanks for sharing!

  • 1:02 thats what she said

  • JDM

  • My Ride Is nissan S15

  • "My hot new ride..." That's when my smile turned into a full on LOL. Nicely done guys. Coincidentally I have a 2001 Toyota 4runner. I call my hood "the ranch". Because that's where all my ponies live:D All 183 of them.

  • lol looks like u have just bought a Ferrai Enzo come on man its a cheap van wat r u explaining!!

  • i like that ikea mirrors

  • ok

  • i like

  • SLOW POKE

  • This car is better than Cyr's!!!

  • haha sounds like your about to jizz 

  • lmao!!

  • 1:08 thats what she said

  • show the unboxing!!!

  • lol the seats are like a fabric 

  • Sweet, dude.

    Looks like it handles amazing.

    I bet it looks awesome on a curvy road near a national park and whatnot.

  • my Mercedes goes up to 208 MPH

  • im so jealous, dude. sweet car, brah

  • OMG YOUR CAR IS AMAZING ITS MY DREAM CAR!!!!!

  • Flawless!!!

  • despite the fact that there is VERY strong hints of sarcasm and what not..... i'm still jealous. my car sucks. it's busted up and sun bleached. and NEWER .. mine is a 97... and that's the newest one i've EVER had.

  • this is hilarious!

  • my first car was a hot pink hummer ;)

  • my first car was a 97 cobra...of course it wasnt technically mine i just pretty much use it until i get out of college or something

  • your steering wheel is on the wrong side =)

  • @HeeBee87GeeBee

    Your continent is on the wrong side!

  • @Cubelarooso

    lollll =D 

  • Omg dude you actually get a spot for people to sit in while you drive?? :o haha congratz, I bet I'll be that crazed when I get my first car lol!