The Venture Bros.: Brock Beatdowns

[TheGeckoNinja]

why do people complain about the ads? have you ever heard of fire fox addons that BLOCK THEM!!!!!!

adblock plus + easylist = no youtube ads EVER!

[krakabeast]

@TheGeckoNinja Problem is that people are too lazy to search, so they get ads shoved up their asses.

[LazyMan9000]

Brock doesn't have an anger management problem - it's every one else that has the problem.

[bigdaddysymanski]

I haven't seen an ad on youtube in months.

[ricardoalviso]

i like to think he makes John Cena rape himself at 0:53

[dragonstormx]

I read there was one instance where he killed T-Rex.

[drock1492]

0:53 hahaha

[PenguinInc]

But then I thought "Kill him."

[kelvarius]

The 5 dislikes are all from people who Brock Samson beat the crap out of... ;)

[MackDaddyOnTheTrack]

Why do people complain about Youtube ads? You get videos for free, shut up.

[JamesRobertSmith]

@MackDaddyOnTheTrack Gee whiz, you're stupid.



[MackDaddyOnTheTrack]

@JamesRobertSmith

No, I am just not a whiny bitch who cries and moans about watching a 15 second ad on a service that I use everyday of my life and pay 0 dollars and 0 cents for. Advertisements allow Youtube to be as dominant as it has been. If they really wanted, they could take advertisements OFF of Youtube and charge everyone 5 dollar monthly fees. Would you prefer that?

[JamesRobertSmith]

@MackDaddyOnTheTrack I would prefer that they make a cartoon of Brock Samson kicking the shit out of YouTube executives. That would be nice. I'd sit through the ads.

[CrazziZombie]

@JamesRobertSmith I second that motion.

[Nanaman12345]

I swear, if I see one more god damn Geico commercial...

[music4marco]

I can't listen to this song while driving. . .. .court order :(

[Alterego912]

This was so brutal that I had to watch "1000 ways to Die" to calm myself down enough to go to sleep

[Drummer24seven]

@Alterego912

Little known fact Brock is the reason 999 of those ways to die jk.

[hUUUURRRR]

This music is fucking epic. It brings out the sampson in you

[TheFearlessFreep]

Brock Samson 2012!

[Matt51015]

5 henchmen disliked this.

[TVkingOmega]

s**t i don't care about rage! i don't even want the game so stop putting up ads for it!!!!!

[SluttyWitchAsses]

Holy Shit not Brock Sampson, he will find us and go totally Sick House on our asses!!

[Morzall0055]

And I thought Chris Redfield was on steroids...

[Adnachiel2]

Chuck Norris checks for the Brock Samson under his bed. He's THE Swedish Murder Machine.

[senchro]

MORE

[narred98]

That's where brody comes from.. He should do an impression of him.

[3333BlackWidow]

Brock is the best

[blazerx782]

how the helll did brock just shove that dudes finger up his own ass haha that was funnny as hell!!

[supershuu]

Chuck norris is a pussy compared to brock sampson

[namekman01]

i think the part where he gets turned on by the "laser zepplin" girl and goes to masturbate should be in here (get it....beat.....down)

[SovereignStatesman]

@namekman01

Dr. Orpheus could easily destroy Brock and imprison his soul in a gumball-machine trinket.

Mandalay could kick his ass too, that's why Brock needed to threaten him with a nail-gun.

[DunDunDunDun809]

ill kill u with ur finger

[KaneinEncanto]

1:06-1:08 The last thing Chuck Norris would ever see

[GreenGestalt]

Awesome!

[TEHdailyRAWR]

0:59 my favorite scene in that episode

[KaneinEncanto]

"No no... don't move, the knife is still inside you..."

[jculver1674]

0:39 Oh cool, Brock's gonna pole vault- OH MY GOD!

[DanTheEnigma]

UN Soldier: Just the same sir. No weapons allowed.

Brock: Go ahead. Take it from me!

[Thyrfing84]

Poor Speedy. And he was so close to earning his wings. =(

[24videowatcher]

its saxton hale with no mustach

[aaron13florez]

Anyone know the name to the theme?

[CampinCarl354]

@aaron13florez the song is called ass clamp

[TheWishingStarCaster]

@aaron13florez assclamp

it dosent like this one though



[sgtstoopid]

turn off the sound of this video and listen to the nyan cat while watching this

[Peaserist]

@sgtstoopid turn off the sound of this video and listen to this video after leaving the sound on.

[MrJflavius]

"Sir you cannot go in the UN with that knife"

"Go ahead, take it from me."

[cdrake1313]

Epic skillz @ 1:00 with the car

[mikerhoa]

best cartoon character of all time......

[JamesRobertSmith]

That would have been way cooler if I hadn't had to sit through a goddamned fucking piece of shit commercial for goddamned Children's fucking shit-ass Hospital.

[cdrake1313]

@JamesRobertSmith I had a lagging Marines commercial -_-

[thelonehighlander]

@JamesRobertSmith Use Firefox and get their ad blocker, seriously shit works. This comment is not an ad, its advice.

[widdlepuddyfat]

@JamesRobertSmith ...He said, as he sipped daintily on a cup of sick orphan's tears.

[PenguinInc]

@JamesRobertSmith That's a lot better than mother-fucking Verizon.

[nopainogain]

CLASSIC!!!!



[DanTheEnigma]

They hit me with a truck!

[Cardoniman]

Thank you Jackson...

Thank you Doc...

[youjustreadmyname1]

brock sampson is the only person that can look badass beating someone up in while in his underware

[BB1951]

Duke Nukem has nothing on Brock Samson!

My hero!

*swoons*

[CampinCarl354]

They hit me with a truck!

[billybobboberson]

i love the episode this song was in it goes so well with how they did that part with brock running everyone over with his car, "they hit me with a truck"

[CampinCarl354]

the song is called assclamp

[billybobboberson]

@CampinCarl354 lol really?

[CampinCarl354]

@billybobboberson yep

[billybobboberson]

@CampinCarl354 wow what about the bands name?

[CampinCarl354]

@billybobboberson J.G Thirwell

[vaasnaad]

THE BROCK SAMPSON BOOGIE!

[jasmina560]

I love you Brock Samson

[CampbellTime]

My fave - easy, 0:22.

[MrLifeKills]

when he goes through the car windshield and ends up in the driver's seat. probably the coolest thing I've ever seen in an animated show.

"Alright, we're doing this"



[VPT2]

Brock Samson: batman and chuck norris ain't got shit on him

[Jijaco]

Sonic must try my new suck my dick sandwich.

[bear619bolt4life]

4 people work for The Monarch

[stickkiller108]

4 people were kicked in the nuts by brock sampson

[IRISHstudios]

kratos, and brock....brothers! haha

[Benatkins2010]

The last thing you see before you die is Brock gutting you with his knife.

[Grenadex777]

WHATS THE NAME OF THE SONG WHERE CAN I GET IT

[KingSnarf]

@Grenadex777 It's on the Venture Bros. Soundtrack, if I'm not mistaken, which can be purchased J.G. Thirlwell's official site.

[Tehrasha]

@KingSnarf You are correct, and the name of the track is 'Assclamp.'

[Tylergoth]

0:59 was prob one of the best Brock moments ever lol.

[lupinone]

Chuck Norris learned from Brock...

[VPT2]

@lupinone damn right he did

[animafrea]

dame you and ur sexyness mr brock samson

[ikuyo1comic4man]

awesomelishious

[hahajodog]

4 people got killed by brock. sorry, couldn't resist! :)

[tag7100]

I'm hear about Chuck Norris a lot on the internet, so I'll throw this out there: Brock Samson> Chuck Norris.

[comixgod50]

@tag7100

Oh fuck yeah!

[dukenukemthreed]

Anyone else catch the quick smile on Brocks face whens he makes the henchmen finger himself? XD

[Fallschirmjager007]

@dukenukemthreed lmfao yeah

[AKFeenar]

Beast

[animemaster789456123]

brockk is a badass

[KISSPhace]

0:21 Now that's ghostbustin'...!

[gmanor20]

LOL Brock is a beast.

[nunezk12]

Whats the name of the episode where they are in space.

[Coaler73]

@nunezk12 careers in science

[KISSPhace]

Any such collection Really needs to include the Mummy Defiling from the Pilot episode! :D

"Was that really necessary?"

"You have to defile a mummy completely or they come back to life, you know that."

[HansCent]

killer soundtrack that fit the action. damn its good.

[P5eudonym]

Brock fuckin' Samson. Swedish murder machine. Long live that blonde-haired butter-cream frosted murder cake.

As for the Winnebago comment, it's because he's the size of a caravan. C'mon.

[AzraelNY]

Adult swim had a version of this as a 30 second ad on adult swim during commercial breaks with the coolest music to it a few years back. Never figured out what song they used for it... but man that song was awesome.

Anyone know by chance?

[johntrebec]

what episode was 1:03?

[EreinionEluchil]

Specially bred for killing bitches. 

[SDR978]

that was kickass

[BrockJohnsonTV]

My name is Brock too :D

[TheHaLoJeDi]

brock is the spawn of chuck norris

[QTV2008]

OMG He dented the electric plug guys prongs. lol....

[darknight10000]

Jesus Brock!! Do you ever STOP?!

[GreyMatter00Duh]

@darknight10000 Brock never stops. He just gets slower then picks up pace.

[SoulfulBrutha5805]

@darknight10000 Only once you're dead. And even then...he might keep going a little longer.

[RDD756]

@darknight10000 no. no he doesn't 

[Nate100189]

@darknight10000

brock has two speeds....chill and kill...everyone knows this

[badboi0717]

Its like Brock Lesnar and Kenshiro had a manbaby.

[HikariYaoi2625]

BEAST....

[RogueRaven17]

"Half Swedish, Quarter Polish, Quarter Winnebago!" Did the writers mean the Native American tribe, Winnebago? Or did they mean he was conceived IN a Winnebago, which would explain a lot....

[heeh2]

@RogueRaven17

I think the "Quarter Winnebago" comment is about his mullet.

[RogueRaven17]

@heeh2 ...elaborate....

[panchodaman]

You know I love the Venture Brothers, but it's bullshit that this video will save to my favorites but not Rollin' by South Park Mexican. I just got done watching a Captain sunshine clip for Christ's sake! Maybe it's Doc Hammer and Jason Publick who belong in prison with some of these shady characters they come up with."COUGH'sgthatred"COUGH"

[insector2]

I love how the most bad ass guy I can think of is on an [adult swim] show that isn't anime. Brock could fucking own any of the little scrawny girly boys on bleach xD

[spoti321]

did he pick up a lady w/ a baby and threw her against a villian? DAMN if he's mad you best be getting the fuck outta the way.

[HexicNexus]

9/14/2010 my life goes downhill

9/12/2010 the Venture Bros. ARE BACK

[Chaos1091]

Lmao Brock is hilarious when he beats the shit out of someone! XD

[vgfreak4life]

*Eye Twitch* They hit me with a truck...

[jirvin3268]

Brock is a Bad Mutha.."Shut Yo Mouth"...I'm just talking bout Brock..Can You Dig It??

[djdragoneyes]

Dont F*k with Brock, he'll kill ya with a toothpick

[Chucktanium]

1:00 has got to be the coolest thing I've ever seen on adult swim

[emrfish6]

If there is a full version of the song they made for this somewhere, I want it

[MDK2582]

@emrfish6 J.G. Thirlwell's "Assclamp!" Really goes over-the-top like Brock's kick-ass mode. Every man's dream to kick ass like Brock, but shoving something up it... rofl @ 0:55

[scalez888]

@emrfish6 Yeah I really like the song too! It's addicting

[Nitehawk770]

@scalez888 we have to find this song on the net

[scalez888]

@Nitehawk770 MOST definitly.

[sonicfan1100000]

brock is so awsome

[bluemew22]

Chuck Norris ain't got shit on Brock!!!!

[YagMi6]

1:05 LOL @ face

[TheR0flman]

Fuck Sgt. Hatred

[TheR0flman]

The only man that Chuck Norris cant beat is Brock Samson

[rockfever723]

BROCK!

[MeesterChum]

suggestion for adult swim: instead of spending venture bros. profits on shows like childrens hospital and frankenhole, how about making a venture bros. movie?

[kauzinhavok]

brock can kick anyones ass, YEA THATS RIGHT CHUCK FUCKIN NORRIS TOO!!

[CyanideFeline]

Brock kicks sooo much ass

[pmyodb1]

Brock is the MASTER of Beatdowns!!!!!!!!!!

[GTA2SWcity]

I'm tellin' ya, Brock Samson is a cartoon version of Sid (A.K.A. Sid Justice, Sid Vicious, Sycho Sid) the wrestler. Curly blonde hair mullet and all.

I can't seriously be the only one to NOTICE this can I?

[SuperHaitianKing]

brock is fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrAmericanpatriot18]

ahh the end is the best part. I wanted to see that guy charge into the venture compound with all the butterflies and henchmen lol

[TheSaintOfPain]

Brock Samson: The man every guy wants to be, and every woman wants to be with. Both usually end up failing miserably.

[Lokanth]

1:00 - 1:02 is the best thing everrrrrrrrrr

[blacknightro1]

@Lokanth is that from a movie? i feel like ive seen that somewhere

[Lokanth]

@blacknightro1  I have no clue. I just think it's badass.

[drsta84]

@blacknightro1 reminded me of when the ghost type bodyguards in the matrix pulled a similar stunt

[jimmyvincent72]

WE NEED A MONTAGE

[jonnyasprin]

lol funny

[FlamingFury5]

fuck, just cant avoid the dam commercials

[Ttran778]

The BEST beatdowns by far had to be with the crackhead Scooby Doo team and the famous death of Speedy. Poor bastard never got his wings....

[Talamare2k4]

Walking Swedish Murder Machine

[rockfever723]

YES! Finally a video of the various Brock Samson beatdowns!

[Toya3816]

Thx for redoing the ad's.

[Sofar2]

I love that score. I wonder if it's an original piece, I don't think I've heard it anywhere on the show.

[ironhidewulf]

it hurt to watch all that dam

[SilentHobo]

JG Thirlwell's shit is fucking epic.

[ranulia123]

Brock Rocks :3

[MrRelic]

fuck yeh

[Kokomokox]

eww wtf youtubes new setup sucks i didnt mean to post 4 times rofl

[Kokomokox]

actually those guards didnt die on the boat, they were with the captain catering and shit when jj threw the party at the museum

[MCSuire]

Brock is a beast.

[64ddking]

@MCSuire damn straight

[GreyMatter00Duh]

This montage just goes to show how far 24's come to match this guy. :3

[FuckY0utube72]

Does anyone know where I can get this song?

[hypnodance]

I wanna see Brock kill someone with his (Brock's) penis. :D

[skullraptor59]

Well he technically broke a dudes hand with his ass cheeks and then swung him around to kill another guard. Does that count?

[hypnodance]

Close enough. :)

[521err]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG­GGGGGGGGGG

brock is cool