Drunk Times w/ Hot Girls - Vegas

[TheTokenWhitey]

that was sofucking hillarius i spat my coffee on the screen laughing

[DefiantRain]

SimplePickup, get yourself to a concert or gig and ask the girls there whether they want to meet a guy and sleep with them there, or just have a partner for the night (:

[SkullOfYorick]

LOL @ 1:07!

[DJYuzoboy]

3:40 - is that a guy??

[lande1991]

0:39 The girl who walks by just to hear the answer

[OurPlanetToday]

No offense ... but is every girl in vegas a b*tch ? :D

[younesbal]

3:42 is the reason why you should always check whats under the hood first

[dantback]

You guys are the reason I live!

[mixxman08]

WTH!, IM GOIN TO VEGAS TOMMOROW... F**K THAT IM GOIN 2NITE!!

[applewannabe]

3:32 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED 

[lucirz]

NO NOT FOR ME LMAOOO

[Lazurath101]

Lol Birthday Girl is such a tease

[dbitch]

"how is life after staring in slumdog millionaire?" hahahahahah

[ZombieSlayer668]

How romantic is this?

Awsome

10! no 11!

Cool, lets make out.

[a13x1337k]

Why is it called sin city? because we love titties.. classy

[tanker245]

God damn this dude has so much swagger

[MrRoflDan]

3:44 fat bitch reached for le mic

[CommandereON]

Yes, ask permission after the fact LOL @0:08

[DavoMateee]

at 3:40 that chick was ugly as <,<

[WeaselVideos]

I would fucking destroy the birthday girl...oh lord

[chrome381]

WTF was that blond chick doing at 3:46 loooool

[trellw21]

3:40 is the best LMAO

[bulletzdz]

the fucking fobby asian bitch saying "NO NOT FOR ME" 2:08 is such a turn off. i wanna slap her back to fuckin shy fagg land. btw, im asian so fuck off.

[Jantheblackman]

lmao at last part

[420felipe420]

1:56 " This is gunna be your one biggest mistake " - cock block fail..

[Arkar133]

the funniest thing at 3:48 is when all girls go different directions and Kong is kinda confused where to look at

[MaTaRu39]

that china fob was pretty fucking hot, even if she denied it... she'll love me long time

[Howyoudoingtakecare]

3:36 was sooo fking awkward.

[kiddslida9966]

His farts noticeable at 2:13 ... HAR HAR HAR

[Makingblah71]

that is some klaypex i am hearing at the end.. woop!

check them out. they are sooooooooo good

[ampho35]

BAH HAHA @3:37



[BrandonC969]

Because we love titties.

[EliteQ80]

video?

[ddnn3]

Poor girl at 3:40

Dumb bitch had no idea what she was saying

[BostonBruinsOWN]

*3:46 what a hoe bahaha

[DavidG732]

2:22 thats my cousin

[BostonBruinsOWN]

asian penises are they small. yes. fucking shit bahaha

[keng429]

what Asians do when they are in an awkward position: LAUGH.

[nickBTV]

Well....I just bought my ticket to vegas

[nickmanning4prez]

haha i could watch these all day

[yeahwafflesgo]

0.43 Kong doesn't look half Vietnamese lol

[tvrulz46]

@yeahwafflesgo

half chinese half vietnamese. he musta been chatting with that chick beforehand for a bit which wasnt included in the vid

[atlaswingpasaway]

Kong's face is like a stuffed toy

[glenjamz]

Kong's face is freaking epic!

[MrCadet15]

No...Not for me...!

[VinceValentino7]

the birthday girl was damn hot and Kong is a Baus!!

[DryBones111]

Yeah, we've asked for Johnny Bravo so many times already.

[Bapewatch01]

1:12 looks like mila kunis, very hot

[Behzey2fly]

4 Real thou Vegas is full of smuts... WE OUT TEAM!!!!!

[AsianRice09]

"maybe we will get that bonus" Bitch I dont take chances YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED...jp

[DaZ316x]

3:45 MOM tries to grab the mic then walks away! ROFL!!! cockblocked!!

[jm389017]

Really... You really tought that by whispering INTO THE MICROPHONE, no one of us would hear it? REALLY?! @0:06

[MrFastdudedotcom]

@jm389017 it was obviously so people around her couldn't hear

[SKProduction92]

@jm389017 so no one around her would hear it....

[nWaNavi]

video?



[policemofo]

yes....video.

[RawrItzBen]

Birthday girl is like supermodel material.

[theTG]

@RawrItzBen your joking right? She is 25lbs overweight!

[theTG]

@RawrItzBen your joking right? She is 25lbs overweight!

[Wilsondano1]

4:22

And as the trance inspiring sounds of the fountains behind him splashed and the roaring of the cars whizzing by, Kong entered a deep thought. And at this very moment, Kong knew. He had discovered the meaning of life.

[nextofspade]

Asian pwn @ 4:00

[ThePerfectConfidant]

Their advice is sooo bad. lol

[THEONETHEONLYEM21]

Birthday girl is super sexy

[tubub]

sorry i meant 2:59

[tubub]

3:09 thanks Kong for making me spit out all my water, lol. asshole

[moonfarious]

you guys are fucking duumb if you pay 2000 bucks for boot camp. just stop giving a shit what people think and make the girl chase you. its all about number man, if you cold approach 100 girls and got rejected by 90 girls... you still got 10 left. thats what simplepickup is doing.. stop giving a shitt guys lol

[tubub]

@moonfarious

truth.

[ducthinh2412]

His face at 3:46 till the end was epic LOL. It was like: Holy sh*t =)))

[Chickenz805]

dam that bday girl wuz fiiiinnneeeee

[delacrz5]

Staring at the camera is classic!

[ikickasslee]

You should have took the b-day girl at 1:40 to dinner

[akadabish]

lets all get mad because vegas is full of sluts! fags...

[xlildeebomb13x]

I'm interview two drunk sluts. Rofl lmfao

[Orando]

klaypex



[PESTICIDEx]

every time i watch these videos and watch you guys make out with a chick...i feel like the wing man who is so stoked for his friend!!!

[gibberdibber]

The slumdog millionaire remark was class

[secretorganisation]

why when he try to interview same race he got nlittle response?

[hexapod2000]

@TF2legend No, noob?

[SlutMonkey9834]

men i am glad i went overseas and found a nice girl reather then these stupid american whores

[SlutMonkey9834]

they should call it whore city

[eeg10]

Man that birthday girl is fine.

[toteckaheedren]

Kong. You da man.

[MrKingPerfect]

do us a favor and take a shot of thier ass then go up to thier face so we the watchers have more attention to this.your competitng with guys who are bored on the internet were the arr vids.

[eXBouncers]

Video? o.O

[HornetUK1]

Kongs face lol

[KopaleKopale]

"Why is it called Sin CIty?"

"Because we love titties!"

Best line in the history of mankind...

[TheMrVanchez]

That priceless gaze on his face when he asked "why do they call it sin city?" - "because I fucked every guy I met" xD

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[Cryaboot]

Question: Asian penises are they small.

YES!!!

FUCKIN SHIT

[qssssqable]

Pick up Chuck Norris's wife!!!

[MONO1948OMONOIA]

DUDE YOU ARE A G-O-D

[npfg72]

hows life after slumdog millionaire ? AHAHAHAHAHA

[Ryuk15o]

kong should try to pick up chicks while using his asian language lol

[Drixl]

1:04 fucking faggot

[Prox1015]

kong a challenge for you: PICK UP GIRLS SPEAKING CHINESE OR JAPANESE

[matrixistrue]

how tall is he 5 10 ??

[bradleyii]

lmao! how much money was she extorting from that man?

[utuber55100]

@dumaramutsi Lolll I loldd for like five mins

[MrIPleadthe5th]

YO SON! That's my teacher at 1:43 (the blonde chick). Ms.Smith thought we weren't going to see this huh??

[590221010]

@MrIPleadthe5th you should fuck her

[crystyxn]

@MrIPleadthe5th HOT DAMN

[xxxXXXCH04XXXxxx]

@MrIPleadthe5th fag

[fdub301]

@MrIPleadthe5th i really hope youre telling the truth. good for you.

[vaddy23]

@MrIPleadthe5th HAHAHAHA maybe you should ask her to introduce you to her hot birthday girl friend in this video?

[OzakiRain]

@MrIPleadthe5th your teacher is fine as hell

[MiKocwalk]

@MrIPleadthe5th She didnt do anything wrong soooo?

[dumaramutsi]

the "slumdog millonaire" line almost killed me...i can't stop laughing.

[590221010]

@dumaramutsi can you explain the slumdog millionaire part i don't get it :S

[dumaramutsi]

@590221010 the girl looks like the actress from the movie slumdog millionaire, you have to watch the movie or look up for her picture on google.

[ArendVecchione]

So did that first girl really just whisper into a mic?! So maybe a few bystanders didn't hear you, BUT THE ENTIRE INTERNET DID

[cfcolly]

Yo, where's the new vid lads?

[fatidacal]

Microphones make girls do some crazy shit.

[xboatznhoezx]

ahahaha the asian broad at the end throws up the peace sign... typical

[bmusicmann]

New vid ............ ?? What's goin on???

[Tlcalis]

Where's the new video? :D

[civicruisin]

New video!!!!!

[throwball10]

PICK UP GIRLS IN THE LIBRARY!!

[Jonathanhe]

No new video? :(

[Asianjocky]

Pickp girls using lyrics from the Bloodhound Gang song "Bad Touch."

[Tlcalis]

Lol dont bring you girlfriend but bring your wallet lol :D

[Riftlol]

One to ten, how romantic is this?!

xD

[TheWazzzo]

Lol never gets old

[Gforce7860]

waiting for the next video, please no simple tips. god damn i don't need tips imma pimp.

[jonson1lord]

This video makes Jason in Sin City like a "Forever Alone" LOL

[swiftshift06]

@ the gym.

[SuperCyk0]

PICK up like BARNEY STINSON! !! !



[DarkyFrenchy]

@SuperCyk0 .........

[rikkert93]

Kudos to the camera-man with the close-up on the end. Couldn't be any sharper!

[Rorschach47]

Pick up girls with reference to cowboy movies

[GLep15]

lmfao slumdog millionaire

[coolliz31]

valentines day

[coolliz31]

4:16 lol, a little head nod to the camera, nice meeting you...

[oghale101]

I like how she said oh it true but not for me at 2:09 ...shes totally lying haha

[bahrican45]

hahaha lmao the bloned at 3:44 goes for the mike but gets rejected

[Darthvaderonearth]

Pick up girls Johnny Bravo Style!

[CasperThalen]

Thumbs up for a Get Her Number episode with your back turned to the girl.

[alllimentary]

Video?

YES video

ahahahah

[currymad1]

what length should my pubes be, a smooth clean shave, or a grisly grade 1. hmmm

[Aarsch666]

Pickup (german) girls using Rammstein quotes!

"Du riechst so gut"

"Bück dich, befehl ich dir!"

...

;-)

[TheVVankBank]

video? lmao

[skittb89]

pickup girls dancing to Dubstep

[charwinger21]

You guys should do a video where you just go out and run solid textbook game. Try and find a SHB11 and just give it your best shot.

[Filinesi1]

the asian dude is kinda cool

[dboy465]

Can you guys pick girls up at the gym? no girl wants to get hit on while working out.

[belgianreaver]

I went to this party saturday and I started picking up some girls, got 3 numbers, tried with 4 girls so all went pretty good and it didn't seem awkward at all. Now, why is it that my friends find it so weird that I go hitting on girls and starting conversations without knowing them one bit and get their number afterwards?

[charwinger21]

@belgianreaver Because he doesn't know how to do it, and is shocked to find out that it is something that can be (and always is) learned, and not something that comes naturally like he thought.

[kenlongballs]

dude id totally would join you guys and your conquest of slaving the all mighty vagina ! seriously id would if fly all the way from guam to do this

[hexapod2000]

All these girls are kinda slutty.

[TF2legend]

@hexapod2000 you ever been to vegas noob?

[ev0luzhin]

Hahahahaha Kongs face at the end was priceless!

[boogiesDee]

i will have the confidence just like to talk to girls one day, somehow

[lLaAXxZD]

How to avoid awkwardness after telling stupid jokes?

[Bigkahkistan]

kong had the most awkward time in vegas

[TejasM14]

3:17 Haha the grenade was like no fucking way will a guy have sex with me, so I better say no. 

[xTremespike21]

how about pick up girls at church..!!!?

[2DRINKMINIMUMSHOW]

Why don't his sisters want to talk to him at the very end?