See now this is how you do a child molestation episode. You don't wimp out and half ass it because you're too afraid to be creepy, like that shitty Mr. Belvedere episode.
I wonder what the audition process was like for the Bicycleman.
Casting Director: Okay can you say that line again but creepier? Really convince me that you really want some 9 year old buttsex.
* Weeks later: Bicycleman Actor hangs up the phone after finding out he got the part*
"Honey I got that part on Diff'rent Strokes!!!!! The casting director said I was the most believable pedophile out of all the other guys who auditioned!!!
The actor's should have broke away from the script and pretended that they were actually about to have forced buttsex on the stage just to see if the audience would have tried to help or continue to be entertained by child molestation.
How uncomfortable would it have been for the audience? Probably like watching the filming of ALL IN THE FAMILY when Edith was almost raped. The audience came expecting a run-of-the-mill sitcom and didn't know how to react when things got really serious.
The bycleman is really good at what he does. I couldn't blame my kids for falling for that...he might get me too even as an adult. I could learn a thing or two from him.
@nickd007 because the whole audience was made up of pedobears. if you looked into the crowd you would see a bunch of brown bears and the school girls tied to them.
It used to be too easy for pedophiles to escape justice. This one used to manage Cincinnati radio station WKRP-FM. After molesting Arnold and Dudley he went on to be a Maytag repairman.
Dudley's dad had lung cancer in other of the other episodes. If Dudley's dad had died, I think it would have been nice if Mr. Horton had adopted Dudley. Mr. Horton would have shown Dudley the tender loving care he needed as a young boy.
why did they have to use a white man in his late 50's or early 60's and not say a guy in his 20's or 30'? either way what he did if that happened in Florida in this year would be a capitol felnoy or a life one can resualt in a death sentance or life with out prole.
@TheAmericanOriginal well it is crul and unusual for them to do that to innocent kids. the mental tormant and phyical harm can last a life time for the victoms. I do not have any pitty for child molesters. and one though is take them out 100 miles in the atlantic on a boat and set it a flame.
yes that is very harsh think of it this way what if your child was molested what would you want done to the molester/
@KPMartin386 Oh really? Do you want to change the constitution to make it legal to set people on fire, so that you can do that to predators who touched your kids inappropriately? You think I should sink below them and murder all adults who done my kids wrong? The punishment has to fit the crime in the civilized world. Last I looked we were not monsters like these child predators, or temporarily deputized lynchers of child predators. Dude you are idealistic and not realistic.
@Hell01234u Well you do have a point, we are a nation of rule of law and justice for all. I do know that what I said could not really happen. we can not be burning people alive or forcing them to drown. but what should be done? one though would be to set up facility's that are lock down like a prison. but more of a treatment center. when they are convicted in court sent them there for what ever time they would have been in prison but give a 8 hours a day program geared to them to help cure them
Man, you think you'd know someone after knowing them for years. Mr.Horton
is nice on the outside, but a child's demon on the inside, how can someone live with the fact that they had sexual intercourse with a little kid! How groce!
im glad shows like different strokes and full house talk about this serious stuff i mean in different strokes they had problems with kidnapping the dangers of hitchhiking child molestation and full house had problems with drinking at under age drinking smoking even child abuse
"I want you to listen very carefully, Arny, what comes next is very important. He's going to ask you to play Tarzan. Dudley's gonna be into it. The audience might laugh but it's not funny; they're just confused by the massive shift in tone."
"If you return my son then that will be the end of it. But if you keep him, I will find you and I will awkwardly ask parents to have a frank discussion with their children about what they've just seen."
When I saw this episode as a kid I felt like I had been molested by it. It's one of the most horrifying things ever put on television. The writers themselves must have been child molesters. I have no idea how they got Gordon Jump to do this.
i feel so wrong for watching this
METALizAWESOME1 2 hours ago
yaa yaaa yaaa
MRFreashKID1 21 hours ago
what a creep lmao
rai7861 1 day ago
Informative. Disturbing. Hard-hitting.
allaboutdmagic 2 days ago
Wtf???
MrPaulo5630 3 days ago
i cant believe what im watching
MRTTVD 3 days ago
How much has comedy changed haha :L
JamieFnLeckieTV 3 days ago
i feel sick
titsandfootball 3 days ago
horibble
dovesfan1 3 days ago
Arnold and Dudley are such sluts
neverscared92 3 days ago
Disturbing!!
daveyg 3 days ago
That awful moment when the audience JUST KEEPS LAUGHING.
Mr. Horton: The original Pedo-Bear.
Kaitlyn102798 2 weeks ago
He..he...he just left Dudley there!!!!
beyondbassic 4 weeks ago
@tierneybeckett Dumb button. Anyway, laugh at "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly". Not child molestation.
tierneybeckett 1 month ago
Why are they laughing at ANY of this? If you want to laugh at Gordon Jump, laugh
tierneybeckett 1 month ago
Sandusky
nonplayerzealot4 1 month ago
Has a laugh track every been LESS appropriate?
Thrifty032781 1 month ago 10
See now this is how you do a child molestation episode. You don't wimp out and half ass it because you're too afraid to be creepy, like that shitty Mr. Belvedere episode.
Thrifty032781 1 month ago
@Thrifty032781 yeah I can see it BOY eeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk creepy huh!!!
42bluey 3 weeks ago
yup thANKS famguy! crazy shiz
iamspider13 1 month ago
wtf.thanks family guy
wasted42db 1 month ago
You just left duddly there
millius20 1 month ago
So sick....what's sad is this is actually how predators groom they're victims. But seeing it take place is just......indescribably wrong.
choklatgoddess88 1 month ago
was this just in one episode or was it throughout the whole season
TheGoatSLAUGHTER 1 month ago
The bicycle-man lives in my closet.
greatvaluepoop 1 month ago
They should have sent The Gooch over!
TattooedSteve 1 month ago 3
@TattooedSteve Brilliant!
gluecement 1 month ago
" You know what would make that pizza taste a whole lot better....if you ate it off my ass"
jakmckratos6 1 month ago
I wonder what the audition process was like for the Bicycleman.
Casting Director: Okay can you say that line again but creepier? Really convince me that you really want some 9 year old buttsex.
* Weeks later: Bicycleman Actor hangs up the phone after finding out he got the part*
"Honey I got that part on Diff'rent Strokes!!!!! The casting director said I was the most believable pedophile out of all the other guys who auditioned!!!
JediRebelKid 1 month ago 7
The actor's should have broke away from the script and pretended that they were actually about to have forced buttsex on the stage just to see if the audience would have tried to help or continue to be entertained by child molestation.
JediRebelKid 1 month ago
How uncomfortable would it have been for the audience? Probably like watching the filming of ALL IN THE FAMILY when Edith was almost raped. The audience came expecting a run-of-the-mill sitcom and didn't know how to react when things got really serious.
Koldeman 1 month ago 3
God as my witness, I thought nine year-olds could fly.
hiramspiral82 2 months ago
Um......
zambimaru 2 months ago
I would have hated to be in the audience for this episode
Ts1fangjoker 2 months ago
6:15 - So, he'll drink wine and look at porn magazines, but he won't watch a freakin' cartoon?
ThatHauntFreak2 2 months ago
there is nothing funny about child molestation, but he was fucking asking for it
gabrielrhodes2458 2 months ago
4 minutes in. Im scared...what the fuck. The audience are all retards.
krookedsb23 2 months ago
@krookedsb23 it's a laugh track
VoorkJTV 1 month ago
@VoorkJTV shit I completely forgot about those. Thank goodness. The director of this episode should be tracked. lol
krookedsb23 1 month ago
perv.
dielawnz 2 months ago
This actually happened???? on tv??? SERIOUSLY?
4EyedDan 2 months ago
I could never look at those Maytag commercials quite the same after this.
RightWingHunter666 2 months ago
Too much awkwardness! 0_0
MADDOG6400 2 months ago
Wow.
LGB357 2 months ago
This is sick
bullman816 2 months ago
The Bicycle man was going to have butt sex but then took an arrow to the knee
Unkownaddict2323 2 months ago
What the Fuck was that???
Either way its still safer than the church.
smokinpapajoe 2 months ago
I have the same cardigan except its khaki
ACE12598 2 months ago
This episode is dirtier than the looks muslims get at the airport
nitrotiger1 2 months ago 5
omg arnold sounds soooo wrong DDDDX
asianbananacat 2 months ago
I feel like I need to vomit now.
Scarredgraymouse 2 months ago
argh where is the full episode
Scarredgraymouse 2 months ago
what happened to the other kid
monkeydkeim0 2 months ago
I need to take a shower after watching 1:35 of this.
WilliamsBallMusic 2 months ago
The best of bicycleman?
BIGSNAX92 2 months ago
I love how the audience is groaning and laughing like he's telling bad jokes when in reality he's about to butt rape those little kids.
KHRSace 2 months ago
I'd hate to be the studio audience who had to watch this.
AMZOD 2 months ago
I wasn't ready to see this he just left dudley there
TheJasonrox 2 months ago
This creeper really knows how to work an audience.
brianpadrickdrake 3 months ago 4
Didn't the Bicycleman also coach football at Penn State?
Jefgg 3 months ago 3
I get the references on Family Guy and American Dad. Still fucked up.
JoshuasTrollAccount 3 months ago
ok, NOW i get the reference in family guy.
justinoakley999 3 months ago
i dont think he is qualified to sell bikes and i dont think he should be around children
DGRIZY 3 months ago
weird ...
th1nktravis 3 months ago
why would you leave dudley!
scottcardona19 3 months ago
Damn. I thought Smart Guy's molestation episode was bad. This was even harder to watch.
DefineAfroSoul 3 months ago
this is the man under the pedobear suit
Rubenavides218 3 months ago 4
rapist kent
heefy200 3 months ago
thank god bicycle man died
LandSquirrels 3 months ago
Inb4 penn state jokes
miamiheat4l 3 months ago
@miamiheat4l Lulzz
napkinhunterz 3 months ago
my stomach was in knots watching this....
shedances75 3 months ago 9
Where's the part where he asked the to scream real loud at his ass?
Oh wait...
AMTModollas 3 months ago 5
Now I want you boys to scream real loud at my ass.....
alexamerling20 3 months ago 24
@alexamerling20 I came to this video just so I could type that same statement, but you beat me to it. Hahaha
JediRebelKid 1 month ago
@alexamerling20 Was that part not actually in the episode?
Rekcals25 1 week ago
Was he showing them hentai? LMFAO
AVONISION 3 months ago
The bycleman is really good at what he does. I couldn't blame my kids for falling for that...he might get me too even as an adult. I could learn a thing or two from him.
bestwatch 3 months ago
Tom and Jerry got it on.
peanutbutterjalopy 3 months ago
it all makes sense now
itsmecarl25 3 months ago
american dad brought me here
nonlegend 3 months ago 4
@nonlegend same :D
yarndizle 3 months ago
just leaves Dudley to get molested, great friend.
leathery420 3 months ago 2
LMFAAAOOOO i love the awkward laff from the studio audience that just says "well that shit dont seem right"
pippozg 3 months ago
what the fuck
kellanm13 3 months ago
1:48
Getting out the pornos!
skanemermaid 3 months ago
why is the audience applauding!? lol
sweetnsexymay 3 months ago
"yeeaaaaa!" hahahaha
vyizgr8t 3 months ago
CREEEEPPPPP!!!!!
degraydog104 3 months ago
Arnold's no fun...Dudley was way cooler
BarrettTV 3 months ago 2
WHY WOULD THE AUDIENCE KEEP LAUGHING???
nickd007 3 months ago 57
@nickd007 You know you did too...
AVONISION 3 months ago
@nickd007 was thinking the same thing .... creepy inserted fake laugh track not a live audience I suspect
rjpcambridge 3 months ago
@nickd007 because the whole audience was made up of pedobears. if you looked into the crowd you would see a bunch of brown bears and the school girls tied to them.
5thecritic 3 months ago
@nickd007 because it's a black kid
vomitedshit 1 month ago
It used to be too easy for pedophiles to escape justice. This one used to manage Cincinnati radio station WKRP-FM. After molesting Arnold and Dudley he went on to be a Maytag repairman.
Jefgg 4 months ago 6
@Jefgg Holy shit that is him! Good eye
some14u2no 3 months ago
This is one wierd segment
pinoyguyable 4 months ago
Dudley's dad had lung cancer in other of the other episodes. If Dudley's dad had died, I think it would have been nice if Mr. Horton had adopted Dudley. Mr. Horton would have shown Dudley the tender loving care he needed as a young boy.
sbtbfanatic 4 months ago
LOL This was one fucked up episode.
andreww1212 4 months ago
extra cream in this oreo cookie
cpacol1 4 months ago
like if hot clicks brought you here
arosennc 4 months ago 6
why did they have to use a white man in his late 50's or early 60's and not say a guy in his 20's or 30'? either way what he did if that happened in Florida in this year would be a capitol felnoy or a life one can resualt in a death sentance or life with out prole.
KPMartin386 4 months ago
@KPMartin386 The constitution outlaws cruel and unusual punishment. Molestors have to live with what they did to their lives
TheAmericanOriginal 4 months ago
@TheAmericanOriginal well it is crul and unusual for them to do that to innocent kids. the mental tormant and phyical harm can last a life time for the victoms. I do not have any pitty for child molesters. and one though is take them out 100 miles in the atlantic on a boat and set it a flame.
yes that is very harsh think of it this way what if your child was molested what would you want done to the molester/
KPMartin386 4 months ago
@KPMartin386 Oh really? Do you want to change the constitution to make it legal to set people on fire, so that you can do that to predators who touched your kids inappropriately? You think I should sink below them and murder all adults who done my kids wrong? The punishment has to fit the crime in the civilized world. Last I looked we were not monsters like these child predators, or temporarily deputized lynchers of child predators. Dude you are idealistic and not realistic.
TheAmericanOriginal 4 months ago
Hot clicks brought me here...
Hell01234u 4 months ago 7
@Hell01234u Well you do have a point, we are a nation of rule of law and justice for all. I do know that what I said could not really happen. we can not be burning people alive or forcing them to drown. but what should be done? one though would be to set up facility's that are lock down like a prison. but more of a treatment center. when they are convicted in court sent them there for what ever time they would have been in prison but give a 8 hours a day program geared to them to help cure them
KPMartin386 4 months ago
@KPMartin386 Probably wont happen in our lifetime, but sounds good
TheAmericanOriginal 3 months ago
WTF
qcenaman 4 months ago 2
WTF! He left his homey Dudley behind! Bros before Pedos!
Sleazydee2011 4 months ago 7
@Sleazydee2011 The bicycleman was just using Arnold to get to Dudley. Arnold was a jealous little bitch.
Jefgg 4 months ago 2
Three words...WHAT THE FUCK???
TheDDG 4 months ago 4
Simmons sent me...
ClassickMaterial 4 months ago
No "Simmons sent me" comments?
1RedHyena 4 months ago
You couldn't say condom on network TV back then, but this crap actually got approved by the standards and practices department of ABC?!?
tomersde 4 months ago
Back for another load... I have a way with words when I put my mouth to it.
Dannomack 4 months ago
Man, you think you'd know someone after knowing them for years. Mr.Horton
is nice on the outside, but a child's demon on the inside, how can someone live with the fact that they had sexual intercourse with a little kid! How groce!
PrincessSpearmint 4 months ago
im glad shows like different strokes and full house talk about this serious stuff i mean in different strokes they had problems with kidnapping the dangers of hitchhiking child molestation and full house had problems with drinking at under age drinking smoking even child abuse
seanboy97 4 months ago
this is the man you'd least expect to be a pedophile
HomeSkillet489 4 months ago
Guys, help.
My jaw is stuck to the floor.
Help me.
lovemeordie83 4 months ago 9
Really progressive of the bike shop owner to be open to an interracial relationship.
JonasPolsky 4 months ago 49
@JonasPolsky He probably thought molestation of a black boy was less likely to be reported
TheAmericanOriginal 4 months ago
@JonasPolsky Good point!
brianpadrickdrake 3 months ago
If that bike shop doesn't get some customers soon, they'll be out of business.
JonasPolsky 4 months ago
At first, the man doens't seem like much of a pedophile, it isn't until Dudley shows up when he starts getting all turned on.
HomeSkillet489 4 months ago
where can i veiw this in its entirety?
amandasmith46991 4 months ago
where can i see this in its entirety?
amandasmith46991 4 months ago
omg wat is dis
hooooookary 4 months ago
"I want you to listen very carefully, Arny, what comes next is very important. He's going to ask you to play Tarzan. Dudley's gonna be into it. The audience might laugh but it's not funny; they're just confused by the massive shift in tone."
"If you return my son then that will be the end of it. But if you keep him, I will find you and I will awkwardly ask parents to have a frank discussion with their children about what they've just seen."
"... Good luck. *hangs up phone*"
ssss681 5 months ago
keep pressing 5 for intense black cock handjob!
beng2345 5 months ago
How dare you try and have your sick fun with innocent, adorable Arnold! DIE PEDO!
Demonslayer232 5 months ago
That literally nauseated me...
FaFaFoFoBawth 5 months ago
When I saw this episode as a kid I felt like I had been molested by it. It's one of the most horrifying things ever put on television. The writers themselves must have been child molesters. I have no idea how they got Gordon Jump to do this.
jakeharvey 5 months ago 3
I dont remember this episode....man its f'd up
wats8800 5 months ago
the laugh track isn't helping
javis88h 5 months ago
Best of??...
yoshpit222 5 months ago
This is seriously disturbing TV.
DavidFullam 5 months ago
keep pressing 8 to feel bad for horton
tsteady 5 months ago
Dr Seuss : Horton cops feels
tsteady 5 months ago
I like to imagine everyones face in the audience. D: "what the fuck are we watching?!"
Erkerkerk123 5 months ago
This would never make it on air now.
dablakksuperman 5 months ago
what a sick fuck smh
xInfamousx100 5 months ago
Thumbs up if cracked.com brought you here
shmoozii 5 months ago 4
God the writers of this show thought this would be funny? Those are some fucked up writers. And how the hell did this get past censors?
shmoozii 5 months ago 3
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dablakksuperman 5 months ago
Moral orel ice cream man.
shmoozii 5 months ago
the laughter makes this even creepier....
princessks101 5 months ago
What the hell?!
MRPMCat89 5 months ago
so these kids are like 12...but they act much much younger. this episode is sooo disturbing
AbstractOddity 5 months ago
I can't believe they actually showed this on tv.
Bahaga78 5 months ago 2
its kinda screwed up how the audience laughs
1gamerkid111 5 months ago 2
@1gamerkid111 its a laugh track
quilf19 5 months ago
It's like the Smart Guy episode.
PurpleNinjaCJ 5 months ago
LOL!
JohnCena2011 5 months ago
...omfg...
placentafaggot 5 months ago
Nice way to leave a brother behind arnold!
jlyons1026 5 months ago 3
this is disturbing i never saw a fucking bitch ass molester so smooth lol pop that motherfucker!!!
dvdlabestia 5 months ago
I never saw this show before (I was 1 year old when it stopped airing) but this shit ain't funny. Mr. Bicycle man is fucking sick.
JasonBrazen 5 months ago
Horton hears a hoo! I mean a little negro
Lexingtonprepdude 6 months ago
Ninja, lol
Lexingtonprepdude 6 months ago
Lol, yeah right, hes a monster
Lexingtonprepdude 6 months ago
This dude rulez
Lexingtonprepdude 6 months ago
I like how the audience is laughing at the little jokes thrown in, This episode is obviously not a laughing matter. This is just sooo creepy
XxNinJaPrOnExX 6 months ago
@adiostraitorobama Quite the contrary... Michael was very normal. And no he wasn't an infantilist, he was a guy who adored children.
Mamacita8701 6 months ago
This is some of the sickest stuff i've ever seen. I cannot think of a movie that's more disturbing than this.
xtcheng8 6 months ago
@xtcheng8 Deliverence.
rockleespartan 5 months ago
Well, there was my fucked up clip of the day...
BlountDucks9 6 months ago
@adiostraitorobama And which sources reported this? Let me guess... the same lowlife journalists who base their careers on tearing Michael down.
Mamacita8701 6 months ago
How old was Gary Coleman when he was portraying a child on Diff'rent Strokes?
Cannibalization 6 months ago
What the fuck!? I saw this being made fun of on tosh but I was not prepared for this fucked up shit.
zaczattack 6 months ago 2
anybody know the part where the bikeman tells arnold and dudley to scream real loud in his ass??? XD
jmrivas 6 months ago
hehe, dudley is so horny
sliat1981 7 months ago
isnt "Arnold" the guy from "Friday The 13th part 5" ? i think he played "Reggie"
TenebreFan 7 months ago
@TenebreFan close, it's the other kid, dudley
sliat1981 7 months ago