DerpyMail Ad

[adaequatioreietintel]

I wish that DerpyMail delivered in my area....stupid 4th wall. Derpy needs to get Pinkie Pie to teach her how to break the 4th wall lol

[SuperiorPosterior]

.... I got a good case of the Muffins. Anypony want coffeecake?

[poliv67]

I used DerpyMail Now I have a pretty bad case of Bubblegum and Muffins... And I'm all out of gum!

[scoursen1]

Whenever I order something online, they better deliver it through DerpyMail!!!

[Shanawolfo1]

A better guarantee than the U.S. Postal service by far.

Next time I'm shipping DerpyMail.

[catman723622]

DERPYMAIL WHY YOU NO REALLY EXIST?

[rsvidzx]

@catman723622 it does exist its an email service:derpymaildotorg

[gtagamer2009]

Lol muffins c:

[Shinydew2]

DerpyMail, Never loses items? Yeah right. More like Breaks Items. I ordered this, I got a broken Clock. Not a derpy clock. a broken one D: BUT I SHALL ORDER AGAIN! *Clicks buy*

Derpy : That will be 500000 Dollars please! Me : What th-----

[ONeill3007]

Seriously, im dreaming about speaking english that fast xD

[blackghostcat]

anyone else think its funny that they made derpy a blonde? XD

[wildthingzp]

Nice

[TwistedFirestarterXV]

XD higurashi music. it actually fits very well.

[DoctorWhoov]

it cold triger bystastions dyabetys bubblegum and muffins?

[rsvidzx]

thats adorably awesome :D

[blobbo420]

the other 20% is reserved for being cooler

[zombiekiller7700]

Epicly awesome I love it

[ABDevil4]

Derpy Mail! Takes your mail, and throws it over the Fourth Wall!

[WhataShoe]

Frustration, Diabeaties, BubbleGum and Muffins? lolwut? CUTENESS OVARLOAD!

[Hampsterman4]

@WhataShoe Why do the sideeffects make me want to use this?

[lightingstriker587]

Email+Derpy+Dmail=EPICNESS!!!!­

[zsupercookiez]

the other 20% lands on twilight

[paisis123]

Derpy Mail, where we take your package in the general direction its supposed to go!

[drogonist]

but i want bubblegum and muffins

[italianirishscotish]

I asked, he said no... Who cares, now TAKE MY MONEY!

[Kipkat13]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!

[AJSSPACEPLACE]

when i open my mail box i find a muffin and a note saying they lost my mail and when i ordered a piano from pony vile i got it all smashed with bits of purple hair

[inyourfacesociety]

Don't fall for it, my piano got lost! I got footage to prove it!

[uvbeendisowned]

20 % broken huh derpy

[TheNinjaKitty9990]

Bubble-Gum, and Muffins...

[youdotoo3]

I'm sold

[YouPersonYouFilms]

TAKE ALL MY PIANOS!!!!

[zvaero]

send piano, get diabetes.  make sense to me...

[UberUberLeet95]

May cause bubblegum and muffins? Sign me up.

[TheBiSexualGothicFur]

Mail Is Now 20% Cooler!

[Spiritplumber]

As the admin of derpymail . com I approve of this message. FOR SCIENCE!

[kacounicorn]

I used Derpymail and it was delivered quickly and well! Thanks Derpymail! *smiles cheesily and waves*

[8bitPikachu]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE I HIRED A NEW EMPLOYEE!

[Danielkchoi]

WHERE DO I PUT MY MAIL? Oh right..the Derp Boxes

[Timberhawk]

Sounds better than how the USPS performs; I'm for it!

[DDReaper16]

80% success rate? may result in muffins? Sends Pianos? SOLD

[alexcinderpelt]

please ask your doctor before using derpy mail lulx x3 !!!!!!1

[starfox991]

...still better than today's mail.

[funkgerat]

@starfox991 better and more adorable

[armetron]

Derpymail may give me diabetes?..........WORTH IT

[DJRaizu]

i would use derpy mail :3

[darksoulkey83]

derpy:20% coolness?

me: ._. meh needs to be 20% cooler

[UdtheImp]

Who voices this? ITS AWESOME!!

[Erorepies]

Me:Docter can I use Derpy mail?

Him:No

Me*throws a table* **** U! I'm usin it!

[Liliputian07]

Quite true it is, too. I think I accidentally reflected this is my fanfic, Dashie & Me on wattpad. (was my ad discreet enough?)

I still want to. ;o

[sluthmon]

My doctor denied the use of durpy mail so I am sad. No 20% coolness for me, thanks doctor.

[lilDgoes2mars]

I wanted a letter.

I got a muffin.

[TheSjja]

Soooooo funny!! :)



[puresage29]

You're amazing. That's all I gotta say.

[Xanz0]

Faust.

Y U NO GIVE DERPY LINES? XD

[marblejester]

I love the higurashi music!

[yellowpaperlover]

@Liliputian07 O_e

[Liliputian07]

I want to have sex with Derpy Hooves.

[w3irdo13]

@Liliputian07 0_0

[4536b]

@Liliputian07 -_-

[handofcreation0]

This is translated into Derp with transcribe audio.

[4LLJ00R84536UY]

You've earned a favorite!!! If youtube had llamas I'd give you one.

[Anduke777]

was that cheerilee's mailbox?

[NightShade1218]

...And like every good delivery company, it needs Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth running it.

"Good news, everypony! I just bought out Derpymail. We now work for Hasbro."

*Crazed laughter*

[WaxMixDJ]

I ordered a orange pony.

I got a chicken.

[TheOnlyPopjie123456]

Next step: DerpEx

[Lottanubs]

@TheOnlyPopjie123456 "DerpEx" ?

'I didn't ask for this...'

[Anthraxb0mb]

@TheOnlyPopjie123456 That sounds like Raid, but for ponies.

[PlayTypeQuest19]

@TheOnlyPopjie123456 NO ONE MUST LIKE THIS COMENT ANYMORE

keep it all 69 :D

[hdofu]

@TheOnlyPopjie123456 or DerpPS

[Draknar95]

i guess i should't be wondering why i still haven't had my battlefield 3 delivered then

[DemetriusColeman230]

im going to start using derpy mail screw the other services

[bamboosplitter]

I wanted an arrow and then it fell on my knee, but it had a muffin on it :D

[megarockman]

Is the background music from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (specifically, when Keiichi goes to cook)?

[BuckingByte]

Haha this was awesome. And the person voicing the ad was so fit for it.

[evenfall369]

We send your mail in the general direction it needs to go!

[TheLlamaHaze]

The picture has been my desktop wallpaper for about a week now. This video made me love it even more.

[NightShade1218]

I have the most shit-eating grin right now.

[LSFDevastator]

@NightShade1218 why the description. WHY??????!!!! D3RP.

[RainbowCrasher63]

Arrow to the knee jokes a getting Old

[crazyninjas702]

I used to order derpy mail... but then they sent me an arrow to the knee.

[RainbowCrasher63]

Derpy Rules

[EicPwnageTime]

ima always gonna use derpy mail.

[TheAnonymousComedy]

>May cause diabetes, bubblegum...

>cause diabetes, bubblegum

>diabetes, bubblegum

>muffins

lolwut

[domalexbray]

please have that pic download somewhere. please...

*squee*

[livetocomment1114]

No, no. It's not YOUR Doctor, it's THE Doctor.

[amrak63]

If your derp lasts longer than 4 hours, seek medical attention. ^__^

[moonable1]

Derpy: "I BROUGHT YOU A LETTER!"

[starpony8642]

LOLZ "Please ask your doctor before using DerpyMail!'

[Theredtail95]

Dear Derpy, I ordered a piano nd had it shipped drepy mail, but when i got it, it looked like it had been hit by a train. Or dropped several stories. What happened to it?

[wert4455]

may cause bubblegum and muffins?

[DiamondDoll9]

BaldDumboRat =

Best Derpy voice ever, period.

[JJangoFett]

noooooooo not the anvil!!!!

[EDSKaR]

I used to work for DerpyMail, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[zneumannwebs]

:herpderp:

[KardKingKay]

INSTANT MAIL SERVACE!

[sparklyshoes369]

Derpy approves this message. XD

[therealzshaner]

I approve of this

[Rainpath5466]

we at DerpyMail take no responsibilty for lost, damaged, or misdelivered items. Deliveries may cause frustration, diabetes, bubblegum, and muffins. Please ask your doctor before using DerpyMail.

[Riverclan101]

I'M THROWING MY MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!

[MoonWerewolf]

After seeing what happed with twi i have hard to trust derpy with heavy objects

[xbadninjax]

I lol'd!

[KyleTheScreamerWolf]

Derpy hooves X3

[watch50er]

sorry Ditzy, I don't think my health can suffer any complications due to derpy mail

[Theredtail95]

I used Derpy mail when i ordered that palate of Cinder Blocks. When it was delivered, it missed them mailbox. Luckily, My brother caught it... with his face.

[razordog91]

I shipped my friend a copy of Modern Warfare 3 to Moscow and my friend said that all he got in the package was a gray Pegasus with a blonde tail and mane tied up with a bunch of muffins. Maybe that's why DerpyMail doesn't ship to former soviet states.

[Spiritplumber]

As the administrator of derpymail com I approve of this message. FOR SCIENCE!

[SuperRaider22]

I used derpy mail and I got muffins instead of new MLP episodes WTF?

[XBird27]

well i ordered 3 muffins and somepony seems to have taken a bite on one of them

i guess i already know who that was

i dont blame u for the love of your muffins but please leave atleast a bite for me

accept my appologuise muffins ^_^ /)^^^^(\

[DominickBluesteel]

literally watched this 10 times...

[SenshiSunPower]

That was so funny!

[zimthehomicidal]

I used Derpy Mail to get my 360 but got 360 blueberry muffins.

[hope4thebest43]

may cause frustration diabieties bubblegum and muffins

XDDDDD

[ChaosSolider1]

I ordered a Chicken.

I got a orange pony.

[MrPAGENIS]

@ChaosSolider1 I think I got your chicken, but I ordered a Scootaloo :(

[Oneyearwarpilot]

@MrPAGENIS Theres a Difference?

[MrPAGENIS]

@Oneyearwarpilot lol I guess not =D

[tonyski]

They Played your video at the Youmacon screening! as soon as the video popped up it got so loud that they had to pause it. No other video had that kind of response. And they even showed the new episode from today!

[sonicthehedgehog3241]

Please Ask Your Doctor Before Using Depymail. LOLWUT?!

[1TheRealThatGuy2]

was about to make a 20% cooler joke when the video made one FFFF

[Hacchicatda]

Derpy Request:

Sneezing Bubblegum? Erm.. did you switch to DerpyMail recently? That's Probably why.

[DudeNumberX]

Hey, I have a plant-pot, an anvil, a cart of hay-bales and a grand-piano I need delivering...

[darksam1st]

Me: Doctor I'm using Derpymail.

Doctor: USE IT!

[colgatepony234]

i'll make a video version of this (video response)

[SuperScotty97Returns]

MAIL COMES WITH DIABETES, YOU GUYS

[WhiteDeery]

I like how one of the video suggestions is shut up and take my money.

[MinecraftParanormal]

DERPY MAIL =D

[CBTrekker]

Would rather use Derpy Mail then any other company.

[madworldsmileyface]

80% odds of it getting home safely! Better than FedEx and UPS

[warlerker]

0:02 "Or even a piano..."

Twilight: D: *looks up... * *go to the derpy hooves drops things scene :D :D*

[iamadogdemon]

*orders DerpyMail service* now I can do that one thing I wanted to do!! *orders a Piano

-5 hours later-

The Science show!

PIANOS!*Piano drops on me*

thanks DerpyMail!

[GiromCalica]

HALIFAX

THE PEOPLE WHO GIVE YOU EXTRA

[themattman9001]

what is the maximum weight for a package?

[iluvcats2]

"We at derpymail take no responsibility for loss, damages or misdelivered items. Deliveries may cause frustration, diabetes, bubblegum or muffins. Please ask your doctor before using derpymail."

Diabetes? Bubblegum? Muffins? LOLWUT.

[cruisingcody]

how come the things I like, whether it's a person or a pony turns out dumb AND just a background character :(

[kapinder123]

derpy mail may cause "blahblahblah diabetese blahblahblah"

looks like pinkie pie uses derpy mail

[45bang]

This should have played during the superbowl

[dangaertner7]

how much are DerpyMail stamps?

[Toonlink123456789]

SEEMS LEGIT

[ANBUPoliceForce]

What about DerpEx?

[Xchippzanuff]

i been a member of this service 3 months and derpy never displease me about dropping or throwing my mail at me, i smile with tears when she gives me her muffins by mistake

[iknothatukno]

Bubblegum ... AND muffins

$#!% sign me up!

[Hedgepook]

I heard muffins.

This is all that matters.

[inyourfacesociety]

20% falls on cars.

[MsBurningman]

That sound much better then my mail service,

[bigdipper117]

I went to the door to get a package, and derpy gave me Diabeetus

[SeanTheOriginal]

Still sounds safer than USPS. 

[BrandenSuperstar]

"FRUSTURATION,DIABETES,BUBBLEG­UM AND MUFFINS."

[WillRennar]

I ordered a new anvil through DerpyMail, and within 20 minutes they had it right outside my house* ready to go! THANKS, DerpyMail! *cheesy grin + thumbs-up*

*sure, they missed the mailbox by a few feet, but that purple pony was nice enough to catch it for me!

[Spiritplumber]

As the owner of derpymail I approve! (Message me to get an account, by the way)

[LyokoTravels]

4 ponies had lost there packages and letters by using DerpyMail

[mightyone727]

@LyokoTravels no, its that they didnt find muffins in their mail.

[LyokoTravels]

@mightyone727 makes sense

[LyokoTravels]

"DerpyMail precision deliveries on ponies heads since 2011"

[iknothatukno]

must make text tone *.*

must find out how to do that...

[MyLittlePonyEdits]

View count: 13,337. HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN?

[ogrebattlefan]

Thumbs up if you think Derpy Mail is better than the Postal Service

[protestifications]

@ogrebattlefan sure beats royal mail or fedex UK!

-protestifications

[MrHendrix17]

Confound this Derpy Mail, it drives me to Bubblegum

[51stSheep]

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MAIL!

Oh, and here's a tip. (i put the bits IN the muffin)

[InsaneChibiisInsane]

The awesome thing is, this is a real email site.

[DarkVeghetta]

@InsaneChibiisInsane THANK YOU - because of this comment I googled "Derpy Mail" it and it actually is a real mail server. Needless to say, I now use it. :D

[Sonetodecirene]

Derpy Mail, carefully landing your pianos on the heads of unicorns since 2011.

[xjcobra79]

introducing derpy express air now with a 50% chance she won't get sucked through the engine of a 747 in route

[mirmoth99]

deliver me mufinz and we'll eat together o:

[Windows7n00b]

Durpy is your mail slave now. Teehee no wait that's mean

[100p3y]

~dialing my doctors number~ Wait was this a joke?

[Matthais123]

(Items land on Twilight's head)

Derpy: Yeah, those make up the extra 20%. Derpy Hooves, we're done here.

[ShadyKitsune]

You forgot to add "brony" to the list of symptoms.

[hjujug]

bubblegum is a condition?

[Deathnotefan97]

@hjujug It is now