LUBE IT UP BABY What can I use as lube? PENIS - ASS - VAGINA Get it wet!

[SarabiHawke]

dude you make my day every time I watch one of these videos of yours

[zxcvbnm8675309]

I wanna punch this guy

[mattinks]

@zxcvbnm8675309 so you feel since you were abused that is the answer? Poor thing.

[Summerskill]

Hahaha! Brilliant ending. But at the same time, good advice video on what to use and not to use as lube when having safe sex. :o)

[shawookie]

Great Vid!!!! 

[tacomuffinzzz]

lol at how he says hole

[blade83336]

lmao this guy made my laugh alot

[bubbler43]

LOL febreeze that shit.....nice man. your awesome.

[mickeymishot]

what do u suggest i use to jack off with that will feel amazing?

[SuperEllie1000]

i love they way he keeps sayin poop hole

[mcilwain94]

hahahahaahhaahahahahahahahaha

[HeyHeyWeinerObama]

Hey dude. Ok, so you obviously like cock. That's alright, except one day I bet your cock falls off cuz you're gonna get AIDS. Oh wait, you don't have a cock since you must have a pussy and must love to rub pussies with your other little pussy-licking boner loving cock sucking Obama worshiping friends. Ok that is all.

PS: U + Cock = Love Ok bye

[b2stloveforever]

@HeyHeyWeinerObama your a fucking retard..

[shmuli9]

@HeyHeyWeinerObama "Cock falling off from AIDS" (perhaps VERY advanced leprosy, which pretty much doesn't exist)? And in what logic system does Obama have to do with this? (Oh, that's right, everything in this flat world, which will end in December 2012, that isn't controlled by Zionist Jews is controlled by a US president who is a Muslim born in Kenya. Silly me for forgetting to immediately not see the obvious logic.) :-)

[yeah71783]

Hardest I have laughed in months! So funny it made me drool.

[LILHOBOHUNTER1]

DUDE U FUCKING ROCK

[KeltonVance]

wow nice legs, sure i've seen her on here before fieryvid · com

[dominika668]

NICE ! :)

[jrisso6]

lol peter pan

[JEDIxMARCUS]

fuck water based. just go cheap and spit on your dick and shove it in there

[ymechaiekh]

this video gave me cancer

[00smack]

Matt, you're gay. You know that, right?

[LeekaLisa]

I don't need lube, my pussy drips down to my asscrack, naturally.

[silvos333]

@LeekaLisa damn

[sniperboy102]

fuuuuuuunny

[ikilluforcoffe]

funny as hell

[JayCutlerOWNSy0utube]

I'd love to lube up your lil asshole you sexy fuck

[X2N18]

hahaha! epic!

[honse246]

bengay on ball sack feels good man

[TheHehe1]

you are funny!!

[chibilover93]

spit on ur dick lol

[Dayberry]

Thank god im not gay looks like a lot of work with lube an such

[KNOCKS117]

ahahahhaha funniest shit ive seen all day

[themiidge]

why wud yu wanna use peanut butter anyway man use fuckking rassberry jelly haha feel good, smell good well done man ever thought about being a comic ?

[telomerase1978]

I love the little stuff.

[anothrony]

Lulz.

[mp3alex]

UP UR POOP HOLE!!!!

[lbeans69]

Seriously dude...fuckin hilarious! "Febreeze that shit" hahaha

[jessejames437]

can i use the crunchy peanut butter instead??

[mschar2u17]

LOLOLOLOL "but this says petroleum Jelly 'im cheap" lmaooo soo funny but real talk :)

[hershelt]

god dam that shit, funny

[WillLiam1961]

"For the days when you wanna give your man a blowjob and his balls are a little musty. 2 squirts and problem solved. So ferbreeze that shit." LMAO ur funny as hell dude

[YuTubeDuelist]

You are so fuckking funny lmfao.

[asherdz1984]

lick that fuckin pooper full of peanut butter!!

ahahahhahahahahaa

[x6xhatex6xmex6x]

"what that means is DON'T put conditioner in your vagina!"

xD

[PrincessBlazinBlue]

lol your funny and such an adviser. you should have your on advise show haha. keep it up man!!

[upsidedowngirl06]

u dont say

[gregwyattjr]

"Fuck that shit" xD Oh my god. You are amazing! And I have a shirt that looks just like the one you have on for this video!

[quiksilver712]

The problem with Peanut butter up your but box when getting rimmed is that you probably wouldn't be able to differentiate it between peanut butter or poop lol especially if its the chunky kind :p

[ActinLykaDeevah]

I like this guy. Kinda make me miss my closest gay friends. Vid is informative. :-)

[ilovefredandgeorge]

lmao I heard about a couple who tried to use Nair ase lube they had to call 911

[mattinks]

How could anyone really be that fucking stupid?

[ilovefredandgeorge]

idk theres a ton of retarded people out there

[KiLLxDoZeR]

@mattinks what a fag

[lemonrind]

But I bet their orifices were nice and smooth (and maybe bloody).

[PivotMario]

Dont judge him because he's gay!! >=O

[mattinks]

Oh people will always judge people based on something that has nothing to do with them or others.

They need LIVES!

[nakedxape]

i totally agree ppl always judge me because i'm bi and it's, like, SO annoying.

[ItalianWarrior777]

Homosexuality is sin. Read the bible

[mattinks]

So is being a judgmental prick- maybe u should read urs?

[mattinks]

Good -- maybe don't skip over the parts that talk about judging others. That might help.

[mattinks]

The judgemental people of the world? Yep I agree.

[mattinks]

I do accept Jesus Christ as my PERSONAL Lord and Savior. I have nothing to repent about other then my language.

[ItalianWarrior777]

I hope everything is cool man, someday will be judged, and hopefully he'll find mercy for our souls. I'm straight, but that doesn't mean I'm perfect

[b2stloveforever]

@ItalianWarrior777 you are a retard

[heartless868]

i always use vaseline and nothing ever goes wrong

[kbmr92]

hahahah that was soo funny!! (&truee) i can't believe someone propose the peanut butter as a lubricant!! xd

[antoniosjourney]

Laaaaaawd have mercy! Why is you makin' me pee on myself! HAHHAHHAH!!!

[mattinks]

LOL ur funny!!!

[djleon58]

ROFL Dude you r sooo funny, Luv the Febreeze Ad

[mattinks]

THanks!!! lol

[seancuk23]

That's vulgar man but so funny and true lol!

[threebabymammas]

Fabreeze that sh!t...haha!

[mattinks]

lol thats right!

[antosso10]

hahahaha... mantequilla de mani NOT COOL! LOL

just use lub... :O)

[babycakesjk]

lmao I died laughing. You're a nut.

[triplethreatsxo]

Ohhhhh my goddd, this is so funnyyyyyyyyy.

lmfaoo. you're like my new idol, foshizz

-m

[cynterslave]

Barbara Walters recommends Astro-Glide

[mattinks]

AHHAHAH Well her dried up snatch needs to change to ID or Wet.

[shawnxshamrock]

Peanut butter and a vajayjay would cause a really bad yeast infection

[mattinks]

LOL Yes! But it would be such a wholesome treat!

[deonplayground]

Get Mediterranean and have some olive oil!..LOL (,")

[mattinks]

hahaha I dont like Bacteria in the bung hole! lol

[melody22134]

OMG!!! LMFAO!! wholesome treat with peanut butter, and freebreez lol damn matt you are fucking ass funny =p

[mattinks]

lol thanks.

[bwickedintense]

Wet Platinum is the shitttttt...mmmmmmm

[boywonder769]

fabreeze that shit! hahahaha

[unoalice1]

water based ONLY!

febreeze...love it!!!!!!!!

[michaelmjackson]

man wh i dont want any tyen i clean my ass eg duching after that i dnt want any type of smell so i kinda finger my ass a bit with body wash ,is that a bad thing while i take my shower? to be clean?

[mattinks]

well when shampoo or soap dry out it can cause issues. Its fine to get to put a little in the rectum where you can rinse it out.. but not putting it passed the muscle of the hole!

[triplethreatsxo]

thast so nasty at the end!!!!sex is gross. thast it its nasty!!!!

[mattinks]

thats right.. sex is gross.. dont do it till your 21!~!!!!

[melody22134]

wat happenes if you do it when you are 20?? (O.o) what about 16?? (O.o)

[mattinks]

Listen.. at 16 I hope you are only worrying about your education and learning about yourself. There is wayyyyy to much time in your life to worry about sex.

[melody22134]

yea i know, my parents said that and i am of course worrying about my education ^_^ lol im not THAT crazy im just a perv but i dont do anything sexual -.- thats just not me -.- =) you are a good role model

[icyhearted01]

What is a cheap inexpensive way for guys to get: (1) Removal of body hair, like all those gay porn models in the magazines all over? (2) How do guys shave their testicles and bunghole? How expensive is laser hair removal? Is it a one time thing?

[mattinks]

1.Razors and shaving cream -

2. Razors and Shaving cream -

3. Expensive and No, its a several step processs.

[TheLastKiss00]

I can't just watch that and not think of you having "good ass bangin' sex". SORRY

[mattinks]

LOLOL! Well maybe if you think it enough it will happen! AH

[UncommonAsian]

"So febreeze that s**t"... - BAHAHAHA funny Matt

[kooterpie]

Febreze his balls? HAHAHAHA

[sneakerjockCA]

no peanut butter

its contaminated w/ salmonela now

lol

[DragMamaONE]

OMG!THIS WAS GREAT

[jaiixkell]

omg , i totally respect you for all your videos and i've been sat here watching them for ages.

i got on to them by trying to find a video to control the gag reflex. any tips ?

but anyway , i love this video so much. it made me laugh a lot .. "slap this shit all over your dick and go to town with it , peanut butter an' all!"

[icyhearted01]

Would you recommend latex gloves for anal fingering with water based lube for male anal masturbation? I want to massage my anus so I can have an anal orgasm. I'm a guy. Yea, I'm gay.

[mattinks]

well if you are doing it to yourself why use gloves? LOL just put some lube on your finger and to it bare.  just trim your nails.

[icyhearted01]

What are names of brands of water based lube? Damn! They never taught us gay male sex in sex ed. Just boring mundane hetero sex. Thank you for your advice. I needed somewhere to turn that had a guy who knew about anal lube for gay masturbation and not for use on "her girlfriend".

[mattinks]

Well all my advice can be used by straight people also. LOL

There are many brands out there. ID Lube and Wet are two of the most popular.

[icyhearted01]

Water based anal lube. Thank you. Lol. Bang twat. Hell no. No thank you.

[sagemslot]

fabric conditioner aint much use either I hear lol

fluffy dick

[mattinks]

haahahah

[OoThePlainBoyoO]

I know you must get this a lot from other people but you should really REALLY be a sex education teacher at some school... ^^

[mattinks]

I think the PTA would be on my ass 24/7!!!! LOL

[Chiyoiche]

how abooouuuttt syrup? or chocolate sauce? mmmmm!

[5thDensity]

You forgot to mention the use of a glass jar up your ass...

[thatsfabulous]

Can you Use Ketchup?

Thats glides really smooth and nice...

[Athee11]

ahaha even the peanut butter. that would feel ... odd ...

[mattinks]

hahaah Yeah I bet that would be pretty odd feeling

[drachiragonian]

this was hilariously great...what about baby oil

[mattinks]

NOOOOOO NO OILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[liveinmymusic]

olive oil...extra virgin

[mattinks]

I will take the extra virgin! Of age of course! But NOOOOOO OLIVE OIL. AGAIN BREAKS DOWN THE CONDOM. Also can cause Bacteria in the Holes.

[menacingliaison]

"I wanna get fucked real god damn good" - LOL

Matt ur awesome!

[mattinks]

well ya know. LOL Thanks!

[erykp]

o.m.g i luv ur vidz....they r so funny

and actually i didn't knu dat vaseline is bad or not good...LOL

<3

[mattinks]

LOL thanks!

[Jagamp]

I have advised so many people not to use Vaseline, that did not know that oil based products can cause a condom to split. Also some of those conditioners etc can contain oils. As with shampoo and soaps, you will just end up with a load of suds and bubbles LOL

[menacingliaison]

Matt, I use Lotion all the time, preferably Jergens or Aveno. Any lotions with fragrance tend to burn. But I've been using lotion for years and my pooper has been infection free! LOL. I tend not to use lube (water based) I feel it absorbs too quickly and isnt slippery enough lol. thanks matt for the tips :)

[Jagamp]

As a tip: When the water based lube starts to dry out around the area add a little water with your fingers and it instantly becomes slippery again haha :)

[mattinks]

I guess it really depends on how long yor fucking... or maybe its the brand. Usally no more than a second application is needed.

[mattinks]

Well like i said... its your pooper!!! HAHA

[Praxxus55712]

Actually tonedawg83, silicone lube is 100% safe with latex condoms and cyberskin sex products as well as all forms of sexual intercourse. Silicone lube works perfectly for shower sex as well as underwater sex in hot tubs, pools etc, since it's waterproof.

A tip for some slippery sexplay: One partener lubes up with water-based lube. The other lubes up with silicone lube. Neither lube mixes with the other, so it is extra slippery sex play. :)

Love the vid Matt! Fabreezed nuts? HAHAHAHAHA

[tonedawg83]

lol i love silicone lube but not for the shower dont wanna break my neck ha ha :D

[mattinks]

I haven't look it up or anything, but what I dont understand is how its harmful for a woman if silicone leaks from a breast implant, but its safe in the puss and ass.

[mattinks]

Thanks!! I dont like messy sex! HA

[profnc]

LMAO!! you're the greatest "lube-adviser" I've ever seen. You bring it real good.

[mattinks]

HAHA Thanks!

[tonedawg83]

and if ur looking for a lubricant that you know is def safe then check out the forplay line of lubricant they are the only lubricant that is FDA approved ha ha wink :P

[tonedawg83]

well from working in a sex store for the last 2 1/2 years household items are def not safe for you water based lube is a safe product but not fun it tends to get sticky you should check out an item called snake oil that lubricant is safe and wont get sticky on you sorta like silicone lubricant but silicone lucbricant is not really that safe

[djmarkcotter]

silicone lube is condom safe too

[BigBoyG1]

Man u forgot about Olive Oil...its good for the skin and warms up and gets so slippery...

[mattinks]

I believe anything with oils can cause bacteria.. I dont know.

[BigBoyG1]

olive oil is good for alot of things man.i love using it and beside that u could really cook up some good food with it too...u know more then one use out of it. sure it cost alittle more then lube...but then again...its ur money maker gotta take care of it.

[Flanole]

In ancient times we used solid Crisco.

[mattinks]

haha Well I had read that people use cisco for fisting. Since I wasnt sure if that was safe or not I didnt include it... but i would imagine that its not since you should have a condom on! lol

[sassysarsi]

Do you color your hair, Matty or it's just naturally dark? Either way, I like it! I could imagine you with thick framed glasses..ooooohhh, bookish Matty would look so sexy!

[mattinks]

No I dont color my hair.. it must have been the lighting.. its just a light brown.

[fflybz]

Peanut butter is the source of the salmonella outbreak! I don't want to vomit out my asshole!

Soap, shampoo, will make you unable to pee with horrible stinging. It'll shed your dick skin too. Yuck!

Good video. I would rather you do a demonstration though. God a dog handy?

[mattinks]

God a dog handy? What is that suppose to mean?

[manicjupiterflute]

Oops, in my last comment, I meant to say, "if you have to be cheap with WATER based" NOT oil!! astroglide and ky are water based.

[manicjupiterflute]

Also, sorry for all the comments, but this is IMPORTANT. For condom sex, like you said that everything has ingredients, NEVER use ANYTHING that says ANYTHING with the word "oil" in it. ANY water based lubricant will NEVER say the word "oil" anywhere on the bottle. If you HAVE to be cheap with oil based, go for astroglide and add a little bit of water to smooth the consistency, or KY liquid, NOT ky JELLY. KY JELLY gets sticky when it dries and DOES NOT get wet again.

[manicjupiterflute]

The first time I got fucked (I was 14, he was 16) the ONLY thing that he had around the house was...........................­....................hair gel!! It worked and didn't hurt, but by the next morning, it dried out and was crusty. And some of it somehow got on my ear and it was all crusty. Also, he was straight (we were drunk) so it's a little typical he chose hair gel.

[mattinks]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I have a funny shampooo story.. but it was just masterbation.. not in my ass.

[manicjupiterflute]

ID lube is the BEST water based lube EVER. Perfect consistency and stays wet for a good amount of time. When it does dry out, it gets wet again with a couple drops of water. The ID "Milennium" brand is silicon based and is best for fucking, NOT masturbation as it will dry out in a short time. And for masturbation with an OIL based lubricant, I suggest COCONUT OIL! Coconut oil has a really super smooth consistency that is not too greasy like other oils and wipes off rather easily.

[mattinks]

LOL That way you can have a coconutty cock!

[cunit4416]

lol ilu

[mattinks]

ahha ilu back

[BishStoleMuhYoshi]

LOOOOL

Gah, you're like def high on my list of adults that are frickin awesome XD

"So febreeze that shit"

It's like 4:30 AM here &; I so woke up my dad from laughin' at that rofl

[mattinks]

I am such a role model! HAHAHAH

[BishStoleMuhYoshi]

lmfao :D Dun worry you're already a better role model than half the people I know, you've taught me not to let guys use peanut butter =D

You've taught safe sex LOL Peanut butter= no no :D xD

[mattinks]

True. I am glad that you now know not to get fucked with peanut butter! HAHAHHA

[mattinks]

ahahahahahahha girl come on!

[Megan7721]

hahaha.

that is hilarious. you make me laugh so hard.

peanut butter??

thats gross. who wants to do that.

"you never know when your gonna be bangin!"

haha i love you

hahahahahahahahahahaha

"so febreze that shit!"

[mattinks]

haha Thanks.

I just had to add peanut butter.. for laughs..

[jpsketch03]

this is one of your best.

[mattinks]

Thanks!!!

[nigelwilletts]

so funny at the end thanks x

[mattinks]

haha

[EaNMeyers]

lol @ the ending ...... XD

[mattinks]

lol thanks