The Best of Professor Membrane

[DarkMagus1985]

You forgot Membrane's best quote! "Son there better not be any undead zombies up there! That boy and the walking dead..."

[SgtShaolin]

0:47 lmfao : D that was killing me

[SgtShaolin]

Dadadada

Dad : and where do you think your going at this time??

Dib : ummm you know

Dad puppet : to save the world? '----'

Dib : ......... Yes ( leaves )

Dad : my poor crazy son

[TheNewSailorMercury]

Is it just me, or does that alarm sound like the beginning of "I Like to Move it, Move it." O_o ?

[PickyMcCritical]

Cute kid.

[Funnymindparty]

So... Zim is a moron for building that? CURSE YOU!!

[xXcartooncrazXx]

3:16 EARLY PUBERTY!

[Elsteveo17Emo]

Aliens don't exist...but SANTA DOES!

[Daquiriwolfgirl]

"THERE ARE NO CURSES SON!! BWLARGAHAHAHAHAAA!" lolz!

[1XxBlackRosesxX5]

Psh...I Didnt Know That

[mcgiggity69]

the irony: this clearly spoken scientific genius also has the same voice actor as a certain nasally impaired cephalapod who is mediocre when it comes to music and fine arts, who also loathes a certain highly outspoken sponge who flips burgers for a living.

[jczik]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! SANTA HAS LET ME DOWN!!!!

[yaysonic]

man nobody has the part where his transmission is gonna serve them dinner and keeps saying, "Do you love me?" and they have to answer yes before they get their food hahahahah

[GargusSCP]

The question arises as to why he has a puppet of himself.

[mamlsrule]

@GargusSCP Isn't it obvious?

[thecookie354]

3:15

[blackrose21396]

wait so Dib's last name is Membrane? Dib Membrane?

[shivani1386]

no pants!?

[Nightvampirefear]

there are no such things as curses BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! there must be a lodical explanation

[Nightvampirefear]

SON THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY WALKING DEAD UP THERE!

no and I said I was sorry for that!

lol

[Nightvampirefear]

the man who adores toast

[MsRainbowTears]

"HA-HA!!!! YOU'RE MY FUNNY CHILD!"

[TyGuY1080]

Infinite socks...

[mkashley1]

3:12 is the BEST CARTOON CHRISTMAS MOMENT EVAAAAR!!!!!!!

*Love the happy Christmasy music in the background during the flashback! XD*

Oh, boy! I asked Santa to bring me 12 cases of Uranium 238! YAY!!!! *opens box and an endless ocean of socks pour out* No! Santa has let me down! I will turn my back on him, and devote a portion of my life to DESTROYING SANTA! *screams as gets buried by hundreds of socks*

*grasps head and runs away screaming*

Oh, and my cousin LOVES how his arms flail! XD

[oss182]

Tonight, I should have my REVENGE on SANTA!

[luvkirby4ever]

What, no "Walking dead people" quote? lol

[thepup37]

five people are dumb ^w^

[juansuarez1990]

"You've seen those transmissions ever since you were a little baby IWTH AN ENORMOUS HEAD!"

[jairom1242]

What about the one where he's trying to find the cure to Gaz's curse and he was like "Okay, it's been one day, people. ONE DAY!!!! And I STILL haven't found the cure!" or something like that XD

[superserval89]

BLAHAHAHAHHA!

[superserval89]

Prof. Membrane: WHYYYY?!!?

GIR in Audience: I HAAAAD NO IDEAAAA...

[pachirisu7610]

3:05 equals best moment in cartoon history...besides when he jumps up at 2:02...gotta love Professor Membrane - he's in my top 5!

[BlackandBlueMage]

here is a man epic enough to casually hold his daughter in one hand. DONT FUCK WITH MEMBRANE

[Joe2point5]

Who doesn't love having 12 cases of uranium 238 for Christmas?

[FantasyAdventuress]

"...my poor, insane son..."

[fanficfanguy]

He's one of my fav character

[ArtistChaosInc]

5 people built a Space Time Object Replacement Device and are complete morons!....morons....morons...­morons....

[B12C13]

Real science, try it!

This is my new catchphrase from now on.

@twiggyguy It's called "Battle of the Planets"

[twiggyguy]

WHAT EPISODE IS IT WHERE PROFESSOR MEMBRANE HAS THAT PUPPET?

[yellowvespa04]

press 3:50 for toast.

[AnimeEnTranced]

wheres the " im floaaating"? from the spooky one =O

[alternitivepat]

lol no pants

[scorpionsfatality]

3:20 WHAT EPISODE!!!?? =3

[Felamine]

@scorpionsfatality "The Most Horrible X-Mas Ever" from Season 2.

[scorpionsfatality]

Professor Membrane-"Son what are you going at this hour"

Dib-"U know"puppet-"to save the earth"

LOLZ HAHAHHA XD!!!!!

[MeerkatGal]

I wish this show continued - I would have loved to see more of Professor Membrane, I think he's one of the funniest characters on Invader Zim!

[SuperBelkar]

Professor Membrane. Most brutal human ever. Man of Discovery, science and toast.

[pacsw]

omg when he was little he was SO CUTE!

[levluvs6]

press 1, wait a second, the hit 3.

"-Energy Genorator, or, as I call her- NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

[alearan93]

Wait a second...

Take a look at the remote control in 3:13 - 3:14

It has no batteries but still works!

[Hina4everSasu]

awww at 3: haha hes soo cute haha and looks the same =D20

[REDTEROR]

3:13 Poor santa.

[shanell0420]

In da invader Zim Halloween episode. I c Dib's dad floats like a ghost!

[WitchHunter93]

There are no curses, son BLAHAHAHAHAH!!

There must be a scientific explanation

[WitchHunter93]

There are no curses, son BLAHAHAHAHAH!!

There must be a scientific explanation

[TROLLERSDELIGHT]

lmao @ that kid "pffft, I ddn't know that."

[megaharben]

Forget Gir, Professor Membrane's my favorite character.

[BanditOfBandwidth]

He only has to pull 1 lever to restore power internationally? I bet Membrane's the one who invented Chuck Norris.

[SuperGiggless]

i dont like sience but i have an A+ in it 0.o

[eddyslover1]

NOOOOOO YOU HAVE THE MIXTURE ALL WRONG!!!! *BOOOM* ........please stand by *calming music plays* i love that part :D

[eddyslover1]

NOOOOOO YOU HAVE THE MIXTURE ALL WRONG!!!! *BOOOM* ........please stand by *calming music plays* i love that part :D

[eddyslover1]

NOOOOOO YOU HAVE THEMIXTURE AL WRONG!!!!!!!!!! *BOOOOM*........please stand by *calming music playing* i love that part. :D

[sockmonkey1432]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AWESOME!!!!! 

[sithlordsoup]

its a goood thinggggg.......I EXIST!

[ImaginaryNumb3r]

1:04 to 1:33 is my favourite part

[gossamer999]

I love the squeak noise when he sets Gaz down at 0:50

[3dBrooke]

"My poor insane son..."

[levluvs6]

dis guy ROX thumbs up if u agree.

[gC222SA]

you left out the part where he restrains gaz with his hair D:

[starzx2000]

I love the part where he tells Dib that there aren't curses and he laughs XD XD XD XD LOL

[VanpirePandaChic]

Professer Membrane is Played by Roger Bumbass who also plays squidward

[Pi3Lord]

Dib: DAD! Gaz is cursed and taste's pigs!

Prfessor Membrane: There are no curses son! *hovers* MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!

[Hellwilder]

You've been watching those transmitions since you were a baby with an ABNORMAL head!

[XxHarrisongxX]

@Hellwilder an ENORMOUS head

[723myself]

professor membrane = squidward

[TheForestFaerie96]

@Yoshiboat I know right.... xD And he kinda sounds like Cave... A bit.. ;)

[CopycatAoW]

He doesn't believe in aliens or curses.. but he believes in Santa..?

[jawsTeh]

what are the episodes at 1:56 and 2:13

[lizikeee]

@jawsTeh both are from episode 25 - Gaz, Taster of Pork

[jawsTeh]

@lizikeee HAHA! your my funny Youtuber! lol, thanks ^_^

[lizikeee]

@jawsTeh xDDD no problem :D

[levluvs6]

@jawsTeh Gaz, Taster of Pork

[jawsTeh]

@levluvs6 Someone already told me, thanks anyways

[TheRulerZim]

not now son im makeing.........

toast!!

[jawsTeh]

@TheRulerZim First time I showed Invader Zim to a friend, he was watching way too much youtube poop.

Membrane: shshsh, not now song, im making *electric show*

Friend: toast

Membrane: TOAST!

Friend: No freaking way!

[bfranco619]

Lol baby membrane

[scorpionsfatality]

@bfranco619 AWWW SOOO CUUUTE!!! ^^.

[ChiaroscuroYume]

Man, I wish he was my dad

[IReallyCantPickAName]

lol Zim at the end I was like : WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE? XDDD I LOVE MEMBRANE

[jesstar1000]

i'd be let down if santa gave me a perpetual box of socks too

[TheDest900]

hahahha lol my new fav characters are zim dib and professor membrane lol

[muzikgirl95]

I LOVE MEMBRANES PUPPET!!!!!!

[DuckieSun]

HAHA! YOUR MY FUNNY CHILD!

XDD that made me laugh so hard

.. my poor insane son.. :l

HAHAHA

[FunnyBoy149]

WAIT!!!!!.....where is ur brother?

[warriorzgurl]

NO!!! YOU'VE GOT THE MIXTURE ALL WRONG! D:

[Pheith]

1:52

He...wears...NOTHING under the awesome labcoat.

[Menddraeda]

"Its a good thing I EXIST!*

[Menddraeda]

ah...i just LOVE him :3

[MrIronWar]

1:27

Proffesor Membrane was working with Doctor Insano that time.

[Tonesyxx]

lol I like how he was still dressed the same when he was a kid opening up his x-mas gift!

[dilps]

1:56 Best line ever

[duneblaster0]

press 8 for instant sreams

[kidofglory]

0:24 LOL!

[Yoshiboat]

Apeture Science should employ him.

[phoebephilofy2526]

@Yoshiboat THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WONDERFUL IDEA :D

[phoebephilofy2526]

@Yoshiboat he does seem like the "combustible-lemon-inventing" type

[whydid666]

@Yoshiboat IDK I think he's more Black Mesa materal with his ability to jepordise the world not just his lab.

[EnmaAlicea]

I love Professor Membrane. He kinda reminds me of Shinra's dad. (If you watch Durarara you know who I speak of.)

[superserval89]

@EnmaAlicea You mean from Final Fantasy VII, right?

[EnmaAlicea]

@superserval89 Huh? No, sorry, I've never played those games. I was speaking of Shingen, from the light novel Durarara!! or better known for the anime that has recently been playing on Adult Swim.

[miscos5]

"Nooooooo,You have the mixture all wrong!Explosion.Then an alarm.

[JumpykangLC]

HA HA! You're my FUNNY child!

Is it me, or is his laugh slightly unsettling?

[halloween265]

super toast needs to be real -.-

[drakeTM1]

No one except Roger Bumpass could possibly play Prof. Membrane.

[kchunnydip]

@drakeTM1 You mean the man who voices Squidward?

[drakeTM1]

@kchunnydip Really? He voiced Squidward too? Seems like everyone from Zim continued on Nick.

[valkarie789]

not now viewers, I'm making (LIGHTNING AND SPARKS STUFF) this comment

[mbbbsbdb]

It's a good thing I exist! *shoots laser out of hand at door*

[UpsidePickle]

Can I get a GIF of Prof. M waving his arms at 3:23 ?! XD

[Computerbugs]

@iheartfailblog Yes and she was also in a car that was almost crushed by the megadoomer.

[xkennyPLx]

My favorite Membrane clip is from the Halloween special. His ghostly monsterous counterpart appears, turns and laughs maniacally as his mechanical eyes pop out and his claws extend.... WOW that really sounds stupid O_O but it's not. It's awesome.

Second favorite is probably the "There are no curses, son. BUWAAHAHAHA!!" clip. It's hilarious. :D

[superserval89]

@xkennyPLx I'm floating... :)

[smartzandumbz]

i just love how all the characters in this show are funny in there own way :)

[Jason9992fromroblox]

Membrane:There are no curses Son.. -Flies in air- MUAAAHHAHAHAH!!!,

[nuclearzeon]

Hard to believe the voice of Professor Membrane is also Squidward in Spongebob Squarepants.

[coasterdude624]

ghghghgh not now son, i'm making........TOAST

[BlockHead394]

haha this is great!! XD what episode is the one with Membrane holding the puppet of himself?

[SirusXIII]

0:53 OMG!! Gaz squeaks !

[kit1236]

zim ur a complete moron mor-on mor--onn

[imagothicgurl]

"hey, where's your brother?"

"he's in a pig world nether world cleaning out toilets with his head"

"... HAHA! You're my FUNNY child!"

[psbox362]

HAHA! You're my funny child!

[Soragan]

1:25 I think Professor Membrane notices someone mixed the white socks with the colored socks.

[JackassTBD]

TshshsshH!!!

Not now son! im making....

TOAST!

Ahahaha! Love it xD

[MegaQwerty1029]

I love how everything he sais is epic.

[MegaQwerty1029]

Proffesor Membrane doesnt wear pants. 0.0

[DemigodsRule1999]

SON! THERE BETTER NOT BE ANY WALKING DEAD UP THERE!!!

[MegaQwerty1029]

@DemigodsRule1999 WHERE???

[MakotoOkano]

@DemigodsRule1999

It's nothing to worry about, Dad! And I said I was sorry about that!

[Beyond82094]

@monarcia25 Oh, I just thought it was implied, you know, with his dad being Professor MEMBRANE

[Menddraeda]

there are no curses son BAAAHAHHHAHAH!! the must be a sientific explanation!

[Beyond82094]

@monarcia25 yeah, why?

[Menddraeda]

is just almost as sexy as dib is :D

[Hayatehiroyuki25]

You forgot that one part in the ep "Backseat drivers from beyond the stars" Where he says "SON!!!!! there better not be any walking dead up there" XD Membrane is awesome

[buddhafig]

What did he say when he shot the hole in the door!?

[RealityIsALiebooks]

@buddhafig "It's a good thing I EXIST!"

[EXRazeBurn]

Am I the only person who thinks the guys who made Aqua Teen Hunger Force essentially ripped off the character of Dr. Membrane when they came up with Dr. Weird?

[TheAmazingThing101]

I never actully seen invader zim

[mangafan051]

@TheAmazingThing101 *smacks you*

[Ryan65255]

Where are you going at this hour!?

.....

To save the earth...

My poor insane son...

[TVsmasher66]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???

[superserval89]

@TVsmasher66 Because-Wait!!! Where is your brother?

[Soragan]

Professor Membrane is the Chuck Norris of SCIENCE!

[LaughingNoiseStudios]

LOL! At 3:48, if you stop at the EXACT right time it looks like Dib doesn't have a nose at all. xD

[davisotj1]

I'm making......zap zap.... Toast!

[kadycody98]

3:30 omg its an endless sea of SOCKS

[aqua235]

WTF O_O

"I will turn my back on him and devote a portion of my life to DESTROYING SANTAHHH UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH..­..UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH"

[gabe2304]

@aqua235 Press 9 for UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH..­­..UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH"



[robinsgirlwonder]

NOOOOO YOU HAVE THE MIXTURE ALL WROOONG!!!

*boom*

[FunnyBoy149]

im glad to have arrived the ceremony WAIT!!!!!!!!! wheres ur brother

[iheartcartoons1]

Whoa! I guess this is a no dur. But prof. And squidward have the same voice actor! It hit me when he screamed.

[sorrowfulscreams1516]

My poor insane son

[4649kasumi]

whoa!when membrane restores power to the earth(epic),he shoots a magical lazer out of his hand!!!!!!

[WerewolfUlrich]

Hard to believe that Dib is a clone of this guy.

[jonesbrooke0]

He making TOAST!

[SuperExtreamTeam]

heyyyyy!!#@! you forgot episode 'Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom' where he comes out of the house saying "im floating...." :)

[EvilDarknessSage]

HAHA! Your my funny child!

[dragonskull31]

1:51 to 1:59 Dib and and Gaz just walk in like "wtf" xD

[candyqueen212]

''its a good thing i exsit'' membrane put some pants on rofl xD!

3:20 AWWW MINI MEMBRANE!!! forget caol! bring on the socks!!

there are no curses song *i rofled*

[LightningIzzy]

TOAST!! EPIC!