@AngryF4ce My brother Markus Bott was tortured and murdered to stop him publishing in the internet. As a result of the BND torturing my brother our hompage had been offline between 2005 and the end of 2009. Censoring the internet through torture and murder is of concern to everyone using the internet or running a homepage.
@wwwtotalitaerde Please excuse his mental illness. Martin Bott (wwwtotalitaerde) is suffering from a psychosis that makes him believe the government is after him, controlling minds everywhere etc. >_> His allegedly murdered brother even went to court against him because he didn’t want him to use his name for that nonsense. Now he sticks to defaming my country in Youtube videos. He’s a madman and wants to make his shitty conspiracy-homepage look important, nothing else.
IT’S FRIGHTENING FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW THE TRUTH.. WWIII, EARTHQUAKES –MAYBE MEGA EARTHQUAKE AND GREAT TRIBULATION ARE ALREADY AT THE DOOR AND SO IS THE –RAPTURE (1THESSALONIANS 4:17) --ONLY THE HOLY ONES WILL SEE THE KINGDOM OF GOD.REPENT!READ REVELATIONS IN THE BIBLE.SIGNS OF JESUS COMING:DAMASCUS(ISAIAH 17:1),EGYPT(ISAIAH 19:1),ISRAEL-DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2),WARS(EZEKIEL 38-39 AND PSALMS 83),EARTHQUAKES(MATTHEW 24:1-14),JONAH'S SIGN(MATTHEW 12:38-45).GET IN THE ARK NOW!JESUS IS COMING!!!
ohh :( I was expecting to see an actual cow on an actual waterslide! I saw the title and thought "oh, a cow on a waterslide? what's this all about?" Only to be disapointed.
@gongargongar hahahah u r so dumb, he's being a fake troll. he obviously knows its fake, he's pretending to be angry u dumbfuck. hahahaaha wats even funnier is that u were having a go at him cos u thort he was so stupid, whereas u were the stupid one for thinking he was being serious, lol ur shit
@jaminson533 Wow you're very perceptive. However, I was just pretending to not know that he was just pretending. So, I guess everything you said about me applies to you instead. It's funny that you didn't see that coming. It must suck to be a fucking idiot. ha ha ha!
@gongargongar hahaha that was a very shit tactic of escape. haven't seen that in a lame slapstick comedy...no no no. lol as if u would come on here and pretend to get angry at a guy pretending to get angry just so someon ewould reply to u gettin angry. wheres your backup? ur proof, such a plan would require one, otherwise ur joke is superflous and completely falsified
@jaminson533 No shit... think about all of that, and what started it all. Just think. For 2 minutes. Maybe you will figure it out. I doubt it, you seem awfully thick. Just, please, before you start bothering me again, put 2 and 2 together. For your own sake. Thinking things through before you start talking isn't something I expect you to get in 5 days. But you have to start somewhere. Before trying to antagonize people on the internet (tough guy), just please, apply a little bit of thought.
@gongargongar lol, this doesn't coincide with any of what i just rebuked towards you. In fact it just seems like yet another weak escape tactic by trying to act all mature and over the matter, because your afraid you may end up looking like an idiot... too late buddy.
@jaminson533 It's not an act. Ok you're right,it is. I feel SO BAD RIGHT NOW. You have no idea. Somehow, you, the sub-average idiot, have peeled back the layers of my psyche, and revealed an absolute truth. Dissecting someone to this degree, over the internet nonetheless, has proven you to be humanity's anomoly. A botch of nature, armed with cunning unmatched, and a sense of perception sharp enough to split the finest of hairs. You win. It is actually a guy in a cow suit. Congratulations.
@gongargongar lol... what are u on about? once again blowing mountains into molehills, and sprouting off on tangents that have minimal relation to what i started you on. Have u considered a course in electroshock therapy? it would do you good... well it would do us all a favor
@jaminson533 Unfortunately for you, and your disappointed parents, my manner of replying relates very heavily to your comments, and why you would bother saying them. Your inability to draw those correlations is not something that can be solved by me getting any sort of therapy. Again, your unfounded accusations have missed the mark, something I suspect happens a lot in your day to day life. All the best.
is this at great wolf lodge?! =)
willfryd 33 minutes ago
I didn't know cows could swim?!?!
caberry101 3 hours ago
noo theres milk everywhere now!
OVOX0 3 hours ago
why was the chick Fil a cow in the water?
zully87 13 hours ago
I knew it was to good to be true...
311zblaws 14 hours ago
ive suscribed to the udder video
DAMITEYWHITEY 16 hours ago
Omg Awwwe
KHAMYA1234 19 hours ago
Wish i could get my 54 seconds back
Haileeluvmusic 22 hours ago
If you look closely, you will see the cow is fake
THENIEYA 1 day ago
@THENIEYA um i sure it looks real to me
sickers95 1 day ago
wat did i just watch?????
rainbowmuffins84 1 day ago
omg, i thought tht was real for 3 seconds >.<
leaht1700 1 day ago
54 seconds of my life have been wasted.
torintorku 1 day ago
deceitful
marthybrisky 1 day ago
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@AngryF4ce My brother Markus Bott was tortured and murdered to stop him publishing in the internet. As a result of the BND torturing my brother our hompage had been offline between 2005 and the end of 2009. Censoring the internet through torture and murder is of concern to everyone using the internet or running a homepage.
wwwtotalitaerde 1 day ago
@wwwtotalitaerde Please excuse his mental illness. Martin Bott (wwwtotalitaerde) is suffering from a psychosis that makes him believe the government is after him, controlling minds everywhere etc. >_> His allegedly murdered brother even went to court against him because he didn’t want him to use his name for that nonsense. Now he sticks to defaming my country in Youtube videos. He’s a madman and wants to make his shitty conspiracy-homepage look important, nothing else.
xSuperiorManx 1 day ago
That cow came to my school 2 weeks ago.........
ocwaaard
arhurlova 1 day ago
damn thats how a pedofile picks up kids
Kamen6117 2 days ago
Newsflash: Cows can backstroke XD
Albertross21 2 days ago
PEDOCOW XD
MegaAppleTime 2 days ago
It's not a cow :(
cadevine1000 2 days ago
best birthday party ever
ilovewormy56 2 days ago
aww... i wanted a real cow...
Me55enger 3 days ago
If that was a real cow, my life would be complete..
gdumity1 3 days ago
This might have been mildly, very mildly entertaining if it weren't associated with those assholes at Chik-fil-a...instead it's just creepy.
kgbeezr75 3 days ago
thats my wife
davros1488 4 days ago
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IT’S FRIGHTENING FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW THE TRUTH.. WWIII, EARTHQUAKES –MAYBE MEGA EARTHQUAKE AND GREAT TRIBULATION ARE ALREADY AT THE DOOR AND SO IS THE –RAPTURE (1THESSALONIANS 4:17) --ONLY THE HOLY ONES WILL SEE THE KINGDOM OF GOD.REPENT!READ REVELATIONS IN THE BIBLE.SIGNS OF JESUS COMING:DAMASCUS(ISAIAH 17:1),EGYPT(ISAIAH 19:1),ISRAEL-DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2),WARS(EZEKIEL 38-39 AND PSALMS 83),EARTHQUAKES(MATTHEW 24:1-14),JONAH'S SIGN(MATTHEW 12:38-45).GET IN THE ARK NOW!JESUS IS COMING!!!
ENTERRAPTURE20 4 days ago
I would of ass fucked that cow so hard!!!
jasonkingj69 4 days ago
shouldve put Chick Fil-A cow so i wouldnt have bothered clicking...
cornerbackbeast123 4 days ago
Anyone else hear Chode over and over again when they said go
med21032 4 days ago
@med21032 Nope. Just you.
gunterdak 4 days ago
wow it would have been awsome if it was a real cow
Skipper2212 4 days ago
i believe im on the weird side of youtube again
zClarkee 5 days ago 25
@zClarkee amen brotherrrrr
Kuhlyedascope69 4 days ago
Aw, man. I expected a real cow. But that's sort of animal cruelty? Or something bad against animals. I'll just go back to watching kittens now.
LiliacMoon213 5 days ago
How did i get to here from minecraft?
MasterOfThePixel 5 days ago
No cow, what now?
JinNOSify 5 days ago
this video was tacken at foothills right?
Benjamin17689 5 days ago
fake and faggot
roastens1 5 days ago
I'd be like "GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!!! I'M DROWNING YOU STUPID KIDS!!!"
Hteam1422 5 days ago
eat more chikn? realy ? that was the message? sad...
Vorallem89 5 days ago
Bet that cow is an awful speller.....
mattasaurus1 5 days ago
What's worse? That this video had no relevance to the videos I was watching OR the fact that this is sick Chick-Fill-A advertisement?
SunWizard94 6 days ago
fake and gay
cliffythehippie 6 days ago
eat mor chikn
zemas1712 6 days ago
I looked at the uploaders name "cfaking" yet still watched the video
thespaceboon101 6 days ago
this is at the ridge in colorado!
1234ssjh 6 days ago
@1234ssjh the ridge is in my home town
Benjamin17689 5 days ago
If You Look Really Closely.. You Can See That The Cow.. Is Actually A Man In A COW Costume
riverboothe1 6 days ago
-_-
TheNinja2ninja 6 days ago
Stupid chic-fil-a
BikerFail16 6 days ago
--_- I wanted a REAL cow sliding down the water slide. Seeing that would make my life complete.
Momo11719 1 week ago
I was dumb to think it was a real cow
HollyWoodXXSomeday 1 week ago
Seems Legit
iiSWiiFTYx 1 week ago
what water park allows this ?!?!??!?!
oliveam11 1 week ago
@oliveam11 lol i think it was at the ymca
12akay 1 week ago
I am dissapoint
Gissex3 1 week ago
EAT MOR CHIKN
JoeySkoots27 1 week ago
i guess you just had to be there
Stezzanz 1 week ago
We need clean up on isle 4!!
lukec410 1 week ago
this is at the ridge i live about 5 minutes from this place
mrmcnuggets23 1 week ago
GET OUT OF MY POOL DAMMIT!!!!!
younggamerable 1 week ago
I thought it was a real cow
blinkjagr 1 week ago
This was misleading..
MissCarlyKent 1 week ago
lol stand of the t-shirt eat more chicken???XD
Maeltenman 1 week ago
i was wondering where Bella went
unodosskates 1 week ago
NO! You dacow! (;
Fundipppp 1 week ago
That was at Matt Ross comutiy center
sumsun123 1 week ago
thats not a real cow ffs
phil290777 1 week ago
Wow you seriously thought that it was gonna be a LIVE COW?
nicolas555539 1 week ago
when i read the title i was like wtf ?
alinka2111 1 week ago
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TheBrunette145 1 week ago
*Eat mor chiken*
*Eat more chicken*
Cow... Thats cheap...
AyanicaChan 1 week ago 11
*Pools closed.
elspoko 1 week ago
lame. this is why there's no grass in toxic waste centers.
ChicLawChick 1 week ago
Is that a real cow?
PennyWisee14 1 week ago
ur 1 step away from the weird part of youtube
butterscotch1942 1 week ago
I'm just glad that you didn't actually shove a cow down a water slide
Mushu2739 1 week ago
I want to go to Chick-Fil-A now
shyvicki 1 week ago
is this at kalahari ohio?
GamingProductions360 1 week ago
after watching this video I am feeling hungry for some steak...or maybe a hamburger
iamlaxbro15 1 week ago
Holy cow!
DosComedicKids 1 week ago
ohh :( I was expecting to see an actual cow on an actual waterslide! I saw the title and thought "oh, a cow on a waterslide? what's this all about?" Only to be disapointed.
PamelaEvaMoore 1 week ago
Fake! How can the cow be standing on its back legs alone, go down a waterslide, and then proceed to swim? Soo fake
Almost got me though xD
yuuki1291 1 week ago
@yuuki1291 ITS FAKE? REALLY? FUCK MAN ARE YOU SURE
gongargongar 1 week ago 2
@gongargongar hahahah u r so dumb, he's being a fake troll. he obviously knows its fake, he's pretending to be angry u dumbfuck. hahahaaha wats even funnier is that u were having a go at him cos u thort he was so stupid, whereas u were the stupid one for thinking he was being serious, lol ur shit
jaminson533 1 week ago
@jaminson533 Wow you're very perceptive. However, I was just pretending to not know that he was just pretending. So, I guess everything you said about me applies to you instead. It's funny that you didn't see that coming. It must suck to be a fucking idiot. ha ha ha!
gongargongar 1 week ago
@gongargongar Lmao dude don't worry about him. Some people are just here to be assholes. Let him be a dumbass if he wants to :P.
RezonateMusic 1 week ago
@gongargongar hahaha that was a very shit tactic of escape. haven't seen that in a lame slapstick comedy...no no no. lol as if u would come on here and pretend to get angry at a guy pretending to get angry just so someon ewould reply to u gettin angry. wheres your backup? ur proof, such a plan would require one, otherwise ur joke is superflous and completely falsified
jaminson533 5 days ago
@jaminson533 No shit... think about all of that, and what started it all. Just think. For 2 minutes. Maybe you will figure it out. I doubt it, you seem awfully thick. Just, please, before you start bothering me again, put 2 and 2 together. For your own sake. Thinking things through before you start talking isn't something I expect you to get in 5 days. But you have to start somewhere. Before trying to antagonize people on the internet (tough guy), just please, apply a little bit of thought.
gongargongar 5 days ago
@gongargongar lol, this doesn't coincide with any of what i just rebuked towards you. In fact it just seems like yet another weak escape tactic by trying to act all mature and over the matter, because your afraid you may end up looking like an idiot... too late buddy.
jaminson533 4 days ago
@jaminson533 It's not an act. Ok you're right,it is. I feel SO BAD RIGHT NOW. You have no idea. Somehow, you, the sub-average idiot, have peeled back the layers of my psyche, and revealed an absolute truth. Dissecting someone to this degree, over the internet nonetheless, has proven you to be humanity's anomoly. A botch of nature, armed with cunning unmatched, and a sense of perception sharp enough to split the finest of hairs. You win. It is actually a guy in a cow suit. Congratulations.
gongargongar 4 days ago
@gongargongar lol... what are u on about? once again blowing mountains into molehills, and sprouting off on tangents that have minimal relation to what i started you on. Have u considered a course in electroshock therapy? it would do you good... well it would do us all a favor
jaminson533 3 days ago
@jaminson533 Unfortunately for you, and your disappointed parents, my manner of replying relates very heavily to your comments, and why you would bother saying them. Your inability to draw those correlations is not something that can be solved by me getting any sort of therapy. Again, your unfounded accusations have missed the mark, something I suspect happens a lot in your day to day life. All the best.
gongargongar 3 days ago
@gongargongar NO IM NOT 100%! SOMEONE CALL CSI TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT!!
yuuki1291 1 week ago
so I was caught in the cat videos for the past half hour-- and somehow now i've ended up here.. hmm?? I dont quite know where to go from here.
jenniphur1 1 week ago 55
@jenniphur1 It happened to me too!! lol
heymarianatube 1 week ago
@jenniphur1 Next you're going to find your way to the video about the women with two no-no parts.
jonagurcia 1 week ago
@jenniphur1 i was in hamster videos not sure why
lightningstrike01 1 week ago
@jenniphur1 youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=7S0mWHhV1NU&feature=related
boolshmool 6 days ago
@jenniphur1 youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=7S0mWHhV1NU&
boolshmool 6 days ago
@jenniphur1 watch?v=7S0mWHhV1NU&
boolshmool 6 days ago
Eat More Chicken!?!?!?!?!1 THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!!
OfficalHutch 1 week ago
I was expecting actual animal abuse. >:(
MrAcast84 1 week ago
I hope you get mad cow disease
ChegzGT1EB 1 week ago
What an UDDER disappointment that wasnt a real cow
LATEXDOLLTOMBOY 1 week ago
that costume is going to stink!
miles7038 1 week ago
is this the friendship center in harrisburg pa?
mboy3515 1 week ago
lol EAT MOR CHIKIN
Johnnyboy414 1 week ago
I lolled so hard at the thought of this being a real cow XD
RezonateMusic 1 week ago 2
@RezonateMusic then u r dull
jaminson533 1 week ago
Thats not a real cow this video is bullshit!
peanut3009 1 week ago
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ImagineerStitch 1 week ago
I Guess The Clown Was Afraid Of Water :3
gregmonkey123 1 week ago
i thought it was gonna be a real cow.. what a disappointment.
LuciaCanTalk 1 week ago 208
@LuciaCanTalk Same utter disappointment
RandomVids52 1 week ago
@RandomVids52 should have been udder*
jaminson533 5 days ago
@LuciaCanTalk I thought it was just going to be a fat girl. I hate fat girls. Fucking tubs of lard.
TheHenitalGerpes 6 days ago
@LuciaCanTalk really? you expected a real cow? well, i kinda expected your mom...
MrGondol90 5 days ago 20
@MrGondol90 Well wouldnt u expect a real cow if the title was "Cow on water slide" ?
bbutton29 3 days ago
it looks more like a goat
dannydejong5 1 week ago
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Where is this?
Rustylhunter 1 week ago
Where is this?
Rustylhunter 1 week ago
im going to eat a burger now...
sirbancopopulair 1 week ago
Why the fuck did I actually believe there would be a real cow-_- I hate myself
hzrdishere 1 week ago
this is animal cruelty you sick fucks
RYANACE239 2 weeks ago
That's why my meat tastes like pool...
Jojodog5 2 weeks ago
YAY FOR PRODUCT PLACEMENT
Fizzydog77 2 weeks ago
down the slide into the den of screaming monsters
ItachiElric 2 weeks ago
i must say, i was expecting a real cow...
TheRoxyLiz 2 weeks ago 2
@TheRoxyLiz i was too
mrspicyyy 2 weeks ago
where is this at?
drpepperqueens 2 weeks ago
FAKE!!!!
JPCProductions4 2 weeks ago
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JPCProductions4 2 weeks ago
Oh, That's A Cool Red Lightsaber u got there :D. Oh sorry, It's a dislike bar :D
TheLumi579 2 weeks ago
holy shit rosy odonald
yourmomismyride 2 weeks ago
i thought the kids were holding a cow and trying to push it down the slide, my mistake
crazysoccerfreak15 2 weeks ago
as i suspected flat chested girls
CPMVids1 2 weeks ago
My uncle was in a cow suit he had to have 20 life gards to save him
Benicepeps 2 weeks ago
If you look really closely you can tell the cow is fake
jimmeh14 2 weeks ago
@jimmeh14 if you look far away, you can tell that the cow is fake too...
geeradicle 2 weeks ago
Why does the cow person wear a shirt that promotes cow slaughter?
I don't understand his angle...
Does he WANT to be eaten?
OhScee 2 weeks ago
@OhScee I don't know if you know this clearly you don't but Chicken comes from CHICKENS! not cows
DidYouSeeThat420 2 weeks ago
Pedobear is now known as Pedocow
acewentworth 2 weeks ago
Field trip to the slaughter-house
severmine 2 weeks ago
should be real cow
dakatsumagirl 2 weeks ago
All I saw was a shirt saying "Eat more beef."
f00dl3 2 weeks ago
do they know the difference between a cow and a human in a beepin cow costume
kippertheripper13 2 weeks ago
I am joining the dislikes because they are wonderful people!
WebkinzRocker99 2 weeks ago
Three Words!!! Eat Mor Chikin!!! I freakin love Chick-Fil-A
98darkwolf94 2 weeks ago
im going to beat the shit out of you >:( stupid lair
Werewolfsfate 2 weeks ago
Your title is misleading =_=
GashPlague 2 weeks ago
hey i benn to that water park before BORING
XxXpatchesXx 2 weeks ago
lmao
trolcraft 2 weeks ago
EWW!!! I bet that suit was so sweaty and gross!!! i feel bad for the guy that goes to that pool!
coltonslick 2 weeks ago
hey cow eat mor chiken
XxgtatbogtkingxX 2 weeks ago
i would be scared if a cow was in a swimming pool with me
MultiBUTTONPUSHER 2 weeks ago
Oh I see... by 'cow' they meant 'person'. A simple typo
chainedtotheworld 2 weeks ago 150
@chainedtotheworld he used the word cow as an insult like that person is as fat as a cow
druidenis 1 week ago
LOL, Niga said "Eat more chicken" XD.
iJayBT 2 weeks ago
i wanted it to be a real cow.. :c
smexiikid1 2 weeks ago
fake and gay
halflifemasta 2 weeks ago
FAKE! I don't think that's a real cow.
SadegoGG 2 weeks ago
@SadegoGG wow. you're gullable
Timetomoshify 2 weeks ago
why are all the little girls screaming?
fuck chick-fil-a. fuck everything about that place.
migbee 2 weeks ago
THE COWS ARE TAKING OVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MegaDara999 2 weeks ago
dont you love it when gay cows go down water slides to impress women until cows have to buy condoms?
Rawrgoesshelby 2 weeks ago
later that day he was fired for ruining the suti!
4DHDFilms 2 weeks ago
its not a cow its a person a real human being in a cow costume
synchrochick95 2 weeks ago
@synchrochick95 Are you sure?
powerblip 2 weeks ago
@synchrochick95 no shit sherlock
johnnykissedaboy 2 weeks ago
@synchrochick95 REALLY??!! :O
usacutiex 2 weeks ago
comon...no one else heard the kids chanting "Jump, jump, jump, jump!"
OneExtraFinger 2 weeks ago
i HATE this SH**Y vidio
SKYRIM1179209 2 weeks ago
that would be a bitch to swim in...and even bitchier to have dry cleaned...damn you
Jessebaydos 2 weeks ago
HA thats totally the ridge rec center in littleton Colorado! weird found this vid on accident
tuhtaypay 2 weeks ago
so bummed it wasnt a real cow.
stepfather666 2 weeks ago
would have been better with a real cow.
geminikid13 2 weeks ago 123
@geminikid13 how would they get a real cow on
EpicShots9 2 weeks ago
@EpicShots9 put it on an escalator...
geminikid13 2 weeks ago
@geminikid13 what are you talking about it is a real cow :p
axzel575 2 weeks ago
If you look really closely you can see it's fake :D
MadameMabinogi 2 weeks ago
0:29 U CAN TELL ITS OBVIOUSLY FAKE
MrKyleSchick 2 weeks ago
eat mor chikin
teaching kids the proper way to spell.
101justkeepswimming 3 weeks ago