Royce - You Know Nothing!

[BAZHE]

great

[pennylame]

@seumasgagne oui it is our marilyn. sad times.

[seumasgagne]

I found this over on tributes.com. Does anyone know if this is our Marilyn?

"Marilyn was born on December 9, 1923 and passed away on Tuesday, September 20, 2011. Marilyn was a resident of Sunland, California."

[seumasgagne]

@seumasgagne The listing was for Marilyn Claire Hoggat

[steeveeC15]

i can picture john waters smiling just out of frame!

[stickydisgust]

"In Las Vegas -"

"Oh shut up"

[SOUTHPARKFOREVER240]

Tosh.0 will send people here eventually :P

[neworleanspsychic]

this is addictive : )

[DominicRiv]

If those pearl earrings are real they're like 30k a piece.

[MsShirleyD]

Her whole hat takes up the you-tube screen.

[dahvievanityLOVE1]

awsome

[timm9]

Is her friend still alive someone said she passed?

[MrDonovm2]

i had a little bit yes

[dludwig117]

2:07 under breath: "bascially in a sh|thole" LMAO

[dludwig117]

2:07 under breath: "bascially in a shithole" LMAO

[BradJC70]

I come by here at least once every couple of months for a fix. This is reality folks. Survivor, Idol and all that other made to order garbage for the shit for brains public at large is NOT. If you can appreciate this, I can appreciate you...

[dubilloh7]

I would love to meet her and give her some money so she can live the way she is accustomed too. She is fabulous :)

[lkofie]

O.K....Someone fill me in....Who are these women? What is the woman with the black hat on angry about? And what is the topic that they are even suppose to be talking about?

[bananabasket]

Is this the sequel to Grey Gardens?

[cjm608]

I LOOOOOOOVE THEM!!!!

[earthlyfriend]

I could turn that "shit hole" into a palace with a few visits to yard sales and thrift shops.

[WABvision]

omg i L O V E them! more videos pleeeeease

[BlackCasio]

LMAO... Initially this is a unique laugh ... just 2 wonderful yet miserable B-(itches). Excellent --- drag on.. drag on Mama!

[JonnyMacJay]

L for love!

[19may1995]

Royce looks like Keith Richards! I Love Her

[TCoffey8]

You nothing !

[akamediasystem]

Could someone please autotune this?

[GALAXIAKITTEN]

ROYCE I WANNA BE YOUR GARBAGGGGE!! <3

[renob20002000]

loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[maaaaaaaaaartin]

Liszt, Rachmaninoff, Chopin, Tchaikovsky, Grieg... I know all about them!

[phoenix6470]

Priceless

[phoenix6470]

Priceless.

[JUSTIN2ROCKIN]

This looks like a real life cartoon.........

[FattyPattyBoys]

you know nothing!!!

[LaPerm]

Imagine this fine lady on a camping trip. That would be an EPIC episode init.

[KimboDiddy]

grey gardenesque.

[rhodesgolfer]

Is this the Priscillas "aftershow party" looking into the future ?

[HeathenLoveGod]

"I sing everything perfectly, note by note". LOL

[micheleknightpsychic]

Looks just like David Bowie, is it David Bowie? ;)

[breakinrachel]

She is on that sauce! My God, she's so opinionated.... lmao!

[stpetersburg]

gaaaaaaaaaaaarbage

[InnAb109]

They should have her own show, make a mint.....

[JerbyVids]

This still makes me laugh til I cry.

[stpetersburg]

@JerbyVids lol I love the way she says gaaaaaaaaaaaarbage

[kraigyb]

love u guys!!

[xard32]

Что это за хуйня ???

[slim404]

Another case of stars who turned to crack and how it ruined their lives. "I'd rather put on an opera mic and sing instead of bein in this shithole.....This SHITHOLE!" LMFAO

[MsPamelaJanelle]

What the Fuck? LMAO

[waitingtolive]

OH SHUT UP...lol...

[supreme475]

Oh God on a Wheel!!!

[jonathonpp]

Royce & Marilyn F A C E B O O K FANPAGE

[kraigyb]

@reallouis GAYCULT ICON! must #watch

[SeanandRoyce]

eh royce i didnt know you were a lady, and u have a coon on your head call me up on the cb my brodder

[gonegg2007]

This is hysterical! are these ladies still with us? when was this filmed?

[SeanandRoyce]

raccoon testicles

[pharaoh731]

"Oh, my, Milton Berle..... the most vulgar...vulgar man that... ever walked the earth....."

[SeanandRoyce]

milton my fuck is that vulgar enough for u with a mazda on the side cream cheese but hold the cream

[jonathonpp]

Royce & Marilyn fan page F A C E B O O K

[SeanandRoyce]

my baby sitter used to be named marilyn until i fed the kid pork and shot her in the teeth

[SkaRocksYea]

It's Cruella Devile!

[IAMHYDROMAN]

is this an act?

[BradJC70]

"But I'm not basically unhappy". 'BASICALLY living in this...Shhhhhithole...' LMAO

[pharaoh731]

This is a true test if your really gay or not.

If you think this is funny your gay, and if not , your straight!!

[giannireb68]

I have to agree. I was actually straight until I saw this. These women are probably dead but I'm gonna have to deal with this reorientation for the rest of my life. God On A Wheel !!

[BradJC70]

@giannireb68 LOL

[giannireb68]

...And now I'm probably gonna end up sitting in a budget hotel hammered on chablis wearing a fox hat and spewing incandescent bitterness at the world as well. Oh wait, that was probably gonna happen anyway....

[SeanandRoyce]

fox hat more like fox fat

[MrJustin2782]

lol pretty damn funny!

[SkaRocksYea]

That blonde woman reminds me of Dopey one of the seven dwarfs.

[MrJustin2782]

OMG You're right!

[SeanandRoyce]

crest toothpaste is always nice

[MzzVal]

ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[kitw515]

Marilyn's heavy sigh at 1:39 says it all.

[GinAndTonicFor2]

"....basically sit in this Sssh*thole.....oh shutup! ...SHUT UP!

LMFAO!

Google" "Royce Marilyn LA Weekly article"

[jonathonpp]

ROYCE MARILYN F A C E B O O K FANPAGE

[brandywinevalentine]

GOD on a WHEEL! (lmao)

[lcozzarelli]

I do believe I see a louse on Miss's bonnet..

[lcozzarelli]

Oh dear god, what a miserable old narcissist! She has to look down on everyone else to feel special. I feel sorry for the blonde woman...

[babeuf09]

Shutup!!!!!! YOU KNOW NOTHING!!!!!!!

[lcozzarelli]

YOU know nothing and you are GAAAAAAH-bage!!!

[babeuf09]

Why must I be a victim of all your crap ? You KNOW NOTHING!!!

[brondo1012]

she said "Oh god on a WHEEL"... LMAAAAOOOO!!!!

[brondo1012]

this is sooooo dam funny!!!!

[musiknouvel]

that was the most I've heard Marylin speak!

[jonathonpp]

Royce Marilyn FACE BOOK FAN PAGE

[ceddd59]

salope ! ! ke t'encukle ! !

sale pute § § §

france 2010 ./

[ceddd59]

c'est quoi cet putin ?

[bropey]

LOL that bitch is wasted

[BuddahUK]

Courtney Cox Arquette has let herself go a bit!

[waxmanite]

They are senile.

or at least one is.

why are they being exploited. They should be put in a home.......soylent green is made of people.

[noiz87]

yeah, tho I'd rather watch them on youtube than eat them in the form of crunchy green bars :D

[giannireb68]

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE !!!!!

[noiz87]

exactly that :)

[SeanandRoyce]

loom up the village people on youtube its crazy and it makes me have a woody

[SeanandRoyce]

indian dirt

[bongotromme]

Those two older "weman" are so a like simon cowell (royce) and paula abdul (the oher one) when they are like 70 yrs, *LOL*

[JelloFarming]

They should make a cartoon about these two!

[babeuf09]

" I come from elegance, dahhhrling, ELEGANCE !! Gawwgeous people doing elegant things..we wore gawwgeous clothes..dresses trimmed in real ermine and we dined at Chasens and L'Escoffier..we did sambas and CHAchas and everyone knew everyone else from NewYorkParisRio de JeNYYYYe ro..and it's awwll gone!! Gone !! Just this GAHHHBAGE now..nobody's from noweahhh..bahhhrbie dolls who know NOTHING !! They wear diamonds at NOON !! And I'm stuck in this SHITHOLE !! Christ !! God on a WHEEL !!!

[gordonma00]

this is like those grey gardens ladies. haha

[CrackWhoreModels]

there was an artical about theese two persons in the LA times in 1999

their full names is Royce Reed and Marilyn Hoggatt, and despite what you get from the movies they are actually very good friends theyt meet in 1983 in LA and have live together in the hotel room for more than 15 years

Marilyn Moved to California in 1958 and is a former schoolteacher and "executive housekeeper" and she has written a 536-page murder mystery titled The Copper Triangle (its unpublished though)

[CrackWhoreModels]

Royce comes from a famous new yorker famlily called Rosenstein according to herself her father was one of the builders of the atom bombs

That life, according to Royce, was a gold-spoon existence: Sutton Place, a teenage job at Bonwit Teller, Fifth Avenue and interviews "by all the studios" -- which, she says, did not interest her. When her family moved to LA in her 20s, Royce said goodbye to Old World gentility and entered a womanhood of husbands and homes in Beverly Hills and Hancock Park

[CrackWhoreModels]

and a career conducted along an archipelago of Miracle Mile stores: J.J. Haggerty, Bullocks, Brock and Co., Mullen and Bluett, where she was a buyer for women's accessories -- cosmetics, perfume, hosiery, gifts.

she has been married 3 times

she meet marilyn at the she sang the aria in Bullocks' ladies' lounge

when money got tight in 1983 and royce had to move out of her flat at the Chancellor marilyn asked her to move in with her at the Mark Wilshire.

[CrackWhoreModels]

they moved into their present hotel in 88 Money for the women on Social Security i tight,. Royce & Marilyn once worked as audience shills for an auctioneering firm, but haven't been on call since a new floor manager brought in her own crew of out-of-work actors. The only new money on the horizon is a possible settlement from the city and a private contractor for a fall Marilyn took near a construction site outside their hotel. she hopes to receive a sum large enough to move away from downtown

[giannireb68]

But this was all done ten years ago. What is the update ? Are they still alive ? Even though it doesn't seem promising, it is a general rule in life that people like Royce last an awfully long time.

[aliciabenz]

Best thing ever!!!! they need their own show or something. I love Royce and Marilyn!

[2mummy2]

is this for real??? if so can anyone tell me what show or doc its from it's amazing... the new gray gardens x

[RadieCarter]

i love this

[acupunck]

I don't think these poor women find their situation funny at all. The Fedora wearing woman is bitter and angry - the other lady is resigned. This is a tragic comedy.

[giannireb68]

It's not a fedora. It's a fox or mink tatar. Royce's style is absolutely not fedora inclusive. Shut Up!!!

[Abyeee1]

THIS GARBAGE HOLE!!!!!

[jonathonpp]

Royce & Marilyn 

Facebook

[brondo1012]

OH GOD ONA WHEEL!!!!! LMAO!!!! this is funny as HELL!!!!!! OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHIN!!!

[HunterMann]

Man, this woman gets a lot of mileage out of a gallon of white wine!

[mmld]

Who are these crazy cats?!

[Abyeee1]

TOO FUNNY!!!

[jades123emma]

i almost peed my pants!!!

[dunedins1973]

This is the single greatest thing I have ever seen

[danorobable]

Hmmm. Think I just found my next Halloween costume for my friends and I. Wonder if I can convince one of them to be God on a Wheel and one of them to be a shithole?

[Caterpillargirl1978]

lmfao

[silvasinger1]

This is so hilarious. My brother can mimic them so well. He has me on the floor everyday acting out this video. I wish he'd post a response. This video is priceless!!

[JelloFarming]

These two would make a great cartoon!

[andrewjaz1]

can anyone inform whether this is for real or not? who are these ladies and where can I find them?! they are my heroes.

[hatillohut]

no words......

[myspace1958sixx]

I want that hat or whatever you call it! What is it called anyway? I must get one.

[jonathonpp]

Royce-marilyn Facebook.

[madameHAIR]

absolutely mind blowing..i have been searching for 6 months to find out who these ladies are and finally...i would love to see a film or as much a s possible on them, in this day & age so much seems contrived, this is a breath of fresh venom air!

[dizzycat911]

I LOVE THIS sooooo much! Watch it soo many times. This piece is classic great! I WANT THE HAT!

[bsebree]

I LOVE this; I can't get enough.

[FuzzyPenguins]

god on a WHEEL

[docjr87]

oh SHUT up

[JelloFarming]

How dare she insult Royce like that! She ought to knock that dead cat right off of her head.

[jonathonpp]

facebook fan page search Royce-and-marilyn.

[krazysonn]

Well, did you ever have it !?

[GarboJefferson]

The greatest video of all time? Hard to argue.

[Ilikenuman]

lol the conversation is realistic... it reminds me of two bitter old hags who once had it all.

[rugburngarry]

dig the lady di plate.

[jonathonpp]

facebook pages Royce-and-Marilyn

[hsimkins87]

this is why i dont live in the south

[Madonna008]

Where can I find more of these two!!?!?

[sisterdiggins]

"Why would I have to be a victim of all this garbage ,the crap that you like".

[mfem3]

Royce is the best!

[luvmykel1]

OMG! I love this bitter lady...I wanna give her own show.

[Flickabb]

I have watched this at least 35 times and it never gets old!!!!

[fiorucci67]

I have watched this at least 3,500 times, nd it NEVER gets old!

[hoodwinkedfool]

wtf i can't get off to this

[Babuef09]

Hey Greb68: You are right, the party IS over. The Empire has fallen, Carrie Bradshaw is dead and pretty soon we are all going to be living like these ladies..

[giannireb68]

"..America was always a whorehouse,but at least it had promise. Now it's just a SHITHOLE !"--Tracy Letts, August Osage County...Sic transit gloria mundi. Pass me that cheap chardonnay, Royce and raise a toast to never..

[justfromg]

this is hard to watch...

[chico90069]

You know nothing!

[Jadiustark]

Oh SHUT UP!

this garbage...God on a WHEEL!

[jendomani]

agreed. it's kinda sad. she's the classic tragic figure.

[BradJC70]

"Well, everybody either inherits money, marries money, or makes it themselves..."

'Did you ever have it'?

"But I'm not basically unhappy."

'Basically sitting in this shhhhhithole'.

LMFAO!!!

[aarn2go]

I love that line

[kickinitxxx]

what a sad bitter bitch. tragic.

[Gugulus]

only in downtown LA

[plicaMAMA]

i have got to make retirement plans....

[ohmylauren]

LOL soooooo true.

[giannireb68]

" Basically sit in this shithole..." Behold the new era folks. The party is over.

[giannireb68]

Move over Big Edie, there is a new show in town. "Oh shut up! Shut up !" If this isn't part of a full length doc I will be very, very unhappy.

[CrackWhoreModels]

any updates on them ? ahahah

[ooloi82]

Grey Gardens

[fathmelovesdisco]

behold, the ravages of age

[geewhiz76]

and booze

[REDPENCIL99]

AB FAB Meets Grey Gardens

[Tate22]

I know who I want to be when I grow up. And what hat i want to wear.

[Annettebette]

Ive passed ther vids on,everyone in london is watching with baited breath- our sentences are now littered with her sayings- quando, quando, oh gooooood, garbage- without elegnat music I can not live! x

[VJTOMYAZ]

GOOOOOOOOOD ON A WHEEEEL!

[ewolet]

I LOVE it! It's like Ab-Fab, sweeties!!!

[rickdawg00]

grey gardens + abfab/golden girls?

[onieroco]

where can I get more

[danwarning]

oh, god on a WHEEL!

[MadMadamJess]

LOLOLOLOLOL! So awesome..

[noirling]

Someone MUST save Royce from her tedious life being forced to live in a Skid Row apartment. She's nobility, dammit!

[fregwich]

I MUST have more, GARBAGE NOW.

[zjctroll1]

This is the best goddamn video.