@GenghisCohen1 There was; when he was young he used to get his hair cut in a wooden shack on a railway bridge, the hairdresser told him he had the "hair of a Chinaman".
I wish they wouldn't cut out the bits where Steve struggles to read out the funny bits from the diary because it adds to how funny it is, when it takes him two or three attempts.
the scary thing is....karl is actually extremely intelligent...he just gets his points across in the most god awful idiotic ways...but thats why we love him.
They cut some good bits out of the podcasts in these shows. Where Steve reads about the immune system comment, the original podcast has a longer, much funnier stutter where Steve can barely read it out from laughing.
Karl is the funniest fool in the world, there's no doubting. Better than the moron I question at my channel, BUT if you have some time over after seeing Pilkington, I suggest you take a look at my channel and see if you like my similar study into the brain of my friend Andy. Of everything, I can only mostly compare it to the work Ricky does with Karl, yet Andy is his own person (meaning far more stupid in his ideas) and this is not a copy of the Ricky/Karl thematic. It's just Andy being...Andy.
@aangusyoung Gaw, you're right on my case tonight aren't you? :(
You're putting words into my mouth unfairly. I was comparing the two shows as being similar in conceptual vision. The show has been accused of being a KP ripoff before and contextually I'm saying they're the same conceptual niche. As such, my statement is simply meaning that Andy has a personality that isn't a clone of KP's. Andy likes cruise ships and transport sims, Bon Jovi, being bone idle and african origin black women.
Its funny as hell this program BUT i understand Karl perfectly ''most of the ime'' lol he just allways puts his pointy across in the most awkward way
and ricky and the oher guy just rip him before hes had chance to say his whole point its rather frustrating , but i guess the show wouldent be funny any other way lol
4:04 Best moment of The Ricky Gervais Show ever, in my opinion.
I first watched this clip at one o'clock in the morning. When I heard Karl's question to Suzanne in bed, I was giggling for over five minutes and I had to try really hard to stop myself from bursting out with laughter. XD
The thing with Karl is all his theories make sense, if they were actually possible. Like, the mind reading theory with the old lady would make sense, if the lady could actually read minds
@ferretyluv yeah i actually watched a video on here about how they make the show..they purposely asked the illustrator to model it after the flinstones.
I honestly think Karl had a point with the insect thing. If they can somehow get by doing stuff that we can't produce for ourselves, why the hell aren't we having them benefit us? XD
What Karl was talking about with the insects was genious up to when he said we can't do any of that. Of course we can build our own houses and clean up and fix things. Still his views on things are absolutely amazing!
That laugh Ricky does at 2:00 has to be my all-time favorite Ricky laugh ever. And Ricky sure does laugh a lot, so there are quite a lot of laughs to choose from. But in my opinion, that one is absolute tops.
I love rickys laugh hahaha
Simeontalon 6 days ago
cocroach men should be soldiers because they are extremly good at survival
ShoeEaterThe2nd 6 days ago
immune system? PLEASE GO ON!
3rdEyeSpeaks 1 week ago
4:04 THE LOOK! HAHA
kaba19jk 2 weeks ago
The story about the baby who looked like a frog is true, and the images/videos of it are actually pretty odd.
Shadowtheglitchhog 2 weeks ago
Surley spider-men would be better as super heros at 3:03
MultiLiam5 2 weeks ago
haha rickys cartoon looks like fred flintstone
6taffy7 1 month ago
Karl has a Mullet!
TheEddiejones15 1 month ago
obv ger
SuperMark77777 2 months ago
Was there really some point in Karl's life when he had hair?
Also, what if Karl and Harvey Pekar had had a chance meet each other. Wow.
GenghisCohen1 2 months ago
@GenghisCohen1 There was; when he was young he used to get his hair cut in a wooden shack on a railway bridge, the hairdresser told him he had the "hair of a Chinaman".
TheARFeh 1 month ago
Wow you guys are hilarious! We have also started doing a podcast, check it out!
GeluTavi 2 months ago
i love the way karl just takes it :D
mighty0douche 3 months ago
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Did I tell you about the immune system? LOL
mpath1 3 months ago
im starting a diay today just cause of karl :p
bahnanno1 3 months ago
That diffrent types of people think would be awesome. In that situation, I would love to be a wolf-person.
KevlarNinja 3 months ago
only just started watching this and it is QUALITY!
TheFiredancer84 3 months ago
Ricky's laugh takes this to a whole new level.
3Mach1n 4 months ago 3
OH, WHAT'S HE WRITTEN TODAY!?
RIPCompanionCube 4 months ago
hahahaha...ahhhh fucking 'ell! - classic Ricky.
queenjac 4 months ago
4:03 .... best response face ever!
SNIPERHAWK8 4 months ago 3
they are so mean to him about his round head :(
smile221 4 months ago
karl iz awsome and funny as crap
griffinmsmith 4 months ago
I love it how the first aid department are constantly on stand by for that day when ricky laughs himself into a coma !
maismaisrox 4 months ago
Karl Pilkington=LEGEND :D
MrAManning912 5 months ago 45
I wish they wouldn't cut out the bits where Steve struggles to read out the funny bits from the diary because it adds to how funny it is, when it takes him two or three attempts.
jasewildheart 5 months ago
*glimpse
FakeandGay55 5 months ago
It must be really weird being Suzanne.
Bearsca 5 months ago
Ricky's laugh is so fucking awesome
OmerasWoW 5 months ago
hahaha walk sideways, he has an answer for everything, and it's often strangely logic..
Kalinho83 5 months ago 2
I've been looking for that immune system bit for quite a while now. For some reason I thought he said nervous system.
existenceisrelative 5 months ago
Powers?! All these Powers!
SirMonkeySuit 5 months ago 35
Ricky's laugh at 4:15 is animated to perfection.
silentwitness297 5 months ago
3 people don't know about the immune system
superwakkienunu 5 months ago
4:00, Steve's stare of pure WTF.
BasementBeginnings 6 months ago 5
I LOVE THIS SHOW :D
Swierzaczek95 6 months ago
the scary thing is....karl is actually extremely intelligent...he just gets his points across in the most god awful idiotic ways...but thats why we love him.
IcelolliVP 6 months ago
@IcelolliVP
"In a 2007 Channel 4 documentary Satisfied Fool Pilkington's IQ was found to be 83."
Extremely Intelligent huh?
Ravior666 6 months ago
@Ravior666 yea but karl's a comedy genius his mind works different to any one elses
Wilshereisclass 5 months ago
Elsker Karls diary.
dofty 6 months ago
Karl your insect people idea is amazing. :)
pruplemango 6 months ago
They cut some good bits out of the podcasts in these shows. Where Steve reads about the immune system comment, the original podcast has a longer, much funnier stutter where Steve can barely read it out from laughing.
caeteez 6 months ago
@caeteez
It's better for the editing, it fits better with the animation...and sometimes Gervais and Merchant can be assholes in the xfm show and podcasts.
callahan9119 6 months ago
@callahan9119 no way, not in this instance, it's far funnier if it takes Steve a few goes to say it. Karl could be an arsehole too on XFM to Steve.
jasewildheart 5 months ago
@caeteez yes they seem to miss the point that it makes it even funnier when he does that, shame.
jasewildheart 5 months ago
I understood "Did I tell you about the amusing stuff?" at first.
blenderpanzi 6 months ago
ricky has the most contagious laugh ive EVER HEARD hahahahahabahabhdbhjsflkf
origamixbird 6 months ago 3
The cartoon version of Karl looks exactly like him in real life. :D
vanillaweirdo 6 months ago
Steve's neck is giving me the finger.
AttitudeEra90 7 months ago
@AttitudeEra90 ........holy fuck......
bingbangboombing 6 months ago
is it just me or does ricky look like a character from the flintstones?
incubus5000 7 months ago
I can't believe someone is married to him.
50pushups 7 months ago
@50pushups WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
EVERYONE Loves Karl he is legend
Guineapig321 7 months ago 3
@50pushups is he married now?
cmurphy118 7 months ago
@cmurphy118 I don't think so
emzknow 7 months ago
@50pushups They're not married but they've been together for like 16 years. 16 years with Karl. Mind-blowing.
NekoSOM 7 months ago 2
" What where you thinking about the dog ? "
" Running about on a beach "
ClaretRazz 7 months ago
British comedy is way better than american.
smash1man 7 months ago 4
lol, immune system.
smash1man 7 months ago
Bullshit Karl, what are you talking about! A man having his head backwards??? Think!!! Idiot.
truckcompany 7 months ago
this ladys and gentlemen is the ramblings of a madman
AdAmBrOpHy 7 months ago
Karl used to have the hair of a Chinaman, not a mullet like in this.
xtrmntr109 7 months ago
4:04 steve's face XD
davidsan1231 7 months ago
"Were they looking at the roudness of your head, do you think" LOL
demonmama5 7 months ago
"Did I tell you about the immune system? It's amazing!"
"Oh, not now Karl"
I loved that part!
Earlybird2468 8 months ago
AHAHAHA His face at 4:00!!!!
chocolatedonut31 8 months ago
I love how RIcky says "Jacket " . xD
KotowTV 8 months ago
did i tell you about the ammune system oh shut up karl lol
xtiggacatx 8 months ago
@xtiggacatx "ammune"?? fail
catchaos101 8 months ago
@catchaos101 your the one that's sad enough to go around correcting peoples spelling :)
xtiggacatx 7 months ago
@xtiggacatx your one who can't spell. You deserve to be corrected.
Vivithewhite 7 months ago in playlist Karl Pilkington's Diary
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1369Michael 7 months ago 3
@1369Michael Its Youtube, nobody gives a damn!
ABFan010 7 months ago
@Vivithewhite you just got served ;)
xtiggacatx 7 months ago
Did I tell you about the immune system?
oreavley 8 months ago
Ricky's laugh makes me smile!
britneywannabe 8 months ago
o shit that cockroach thing killed me
TKManUTD1989 8 months ago
Is this a old entry or do people still use Cassettes in the UK?
DarkArtistKaiser 8 months ago
@DarkArtistKaiser I do believe ha was mentioning his past. Hence the hair in the 'flashback'.
UberNerdMaster 8 months ago
@UberNerdMaster
Probably.
DarkArtistKaiser 8 months ago
@DarkArtistKaiser I'm guessing its a job Karl had years ago
Dibdin100 8 months ago
@DarkArtistKaiser he was talking about when Karl was younger...hense karl having hair.
dolly32112 8 months ago 2
...spidermen......hmmm :P aha
0llieshrieve 8 months ago
Karl is the funniest fool in the world, there's no doubting. Better than the moron I question at my channel, BUT if you have some time over after seeing Pilkington, I suggest you take a look at my channel and see if you like my similar study into the brain of my friend Andy. Of everything, I can only mostly compare it to the work Ricky does with Karl, yet Andy is his own person (meaning far more stupid in his ideas) and this is not a copy of the Ricky/Karl thematic. It's just Andy being...Andy.
DuzAndyKnow 8 months ago
@DuzAndyKnow, so what do you mean when you say Andy is his own person? That Karl isn't?
aangusyoung 8 months ago
@aangusyoung Gaw, you're right on my case tonight aren't you? :(
You're putting words into my mouth unfairly. I was comparing the two shows as being similar in conceptual vision. The show has been accused of being a KP ripoff before and contextually I'm saying they're the same conceptual niche. As such, my statement is simply meaning that Andy has a personality that isn't a clone of KP's. Andy likes cruise ships and transport sims, Bon Jovi, being bone idle and african origin black women.
DuzAndyKnow 8 months ago
Aw, they ruined the immunse system part. In the full audio Steve has to have three attempts before he can even say it because he is laughing so hard.
Davidbensonxyz 8 months ago
I love this so much! =)
Klimakteriumet 9 months ago
pause at 4:15
SimHarrison 9 months ago
I don't remember this was this from an audiobook?
hippotoast 9 months ago
4:41 4:40 2:32 2:00 funny parts :)
africansupaman 9 months ago
And ricky is wrong about dog NOT picking up vibes they do , i would trust my grandads alsation more than my own opinion of someone
dogs and cat , well most animals are alot more in tune with nature than humans
and they can sence when somone is not to be trusted
SleepEat3D 9 months ago
Its funny as hell this program BUT i understand Karl perfectly ''most of the ime'' lol he just allways puts his pointy across in the most awkward way
and ricky and the oher guy just rip him before hes had chance to say his whole point its rather frustrating , but i guess the show wouldent be funny any other way lol
SleepEat3D 9 months ago
I wouldn't midn laugh tracks if they were comprised purely of ricky gervais
igloo50 9 months ago 37
4:00 - 4:05 is the best thing ever.
Karl: *Stupid thoughts*
Stev- Wheatley: ... =|
qaiex 9 months ago
Karl's comments never stop being amazing.
majreltne 9 months ago in playlist Karl Pilkington's Diary
I think 4:04 is the best response face ever.
MCHazza96 9 months ago
@MCHazza96
i think you're an attention seeking whore.
lagundafire 9 months ago
<3 Ricky's laugh
nativesweetheart613 9 months ago
I CANT FIND SUZANNE ANYWHERE
jesmes94 9 months ago
They get up, they wander about, they collect food, they tidy up, they fix stuff, they make their own house. We can't do any of that.
lukemiles88 9 months ago
4:18 Best animated laugh
tasteofcoda 9 months ago
i googled the frog baby
makeoohsothoughtful 9 months ago
HAHAHA NO NO, WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?
Phaha loveeeeeee this show!
MrsGreenDay123 9 months ago
1:54 - That story HAHAHAH
PrimalStones 9 months ago
you can buy his diary. its called 'Happyslapped by a jellyfish: the words of karl pilkington' :-)
eggyleftcheek 9 months ago
i think Karl has never leaRNT anything because people just laff at him instead of explaining things
SleepEat3D 9 months ago
2:34 lol
ELLOWNSU15 10 months ago
Powers. All these powers.
HAHAHAHA!!!
AndyCross222 10 months ago
I googled that frog baby and it is FREAKY!!!!!!!!!!
zePippin 10 months ago
I googled that frog baby abd it is FREAKY!!!!!!!!!!
zePippin 10 months ago
"Youv left a one bit out when the 1 inch cock roach turns into a 6 foot bloke wearing a jumpsuit. "
6Ott7 10 months ago 20
@6Ott7 "...Wearing a jacket"
Davidbensonxyz 5 months ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
this is one of the best
Sammicsno 10 months ago
did i tell you about the immune system/aids that i have ?- is that what i'm getting from that? haha
inmyculo 10 months ago
LOL DO TRANSCRIBE AUDIO THEY DID IT WRONG
botsman5 10 months ago
ricky sounds so gay at 3:38 POWERS ALL THESE POWERS
AdAmBrOpHy 10 months ago
Karls Diary the dark side of the mint
Aoi41258 10 months ago
"Oh Fuckin ell!" haha i love Ricky's laugh <3
britneywannabe 10 months ago
4:04 Best moment of The Ricky Gervais Show ever, in my opinion.
I first watched this clip at one o'clock in the morning. When I heard Karl's question to Suzanne in bed, I was giggling for over five minutes and I had to try really hard to stop myself from bursting out with laughter. XD
PeterannaProductions 10 months ago 2
@PeterannaProductions same i watched it about 3am
and the immune system bit
i woke everyone up laughing :L
MeAg4in 10 months ago 2
has anyone looked up the baby that looks like a frog, im not saying this in a laughing at the child way but karl is 100% right :/
woody4114 11 months ago
Did I tell you about the immune system?
youthboy14 11 months ago 70
@youthboy14 Easily the greatest line in the entire run of the Ricky/Steve/Karl shows
4thWallProduction 7 months ago
in the podcast steve tried 3 times to say the bit about the immune systen but couldn't due to laughing so much
jmmypaddy 11 months ago
2 people weren't told about the immune system.
FormidableFreeman 11 months ago
The thing with Karl is all his theories make sense, if they were actually possible. Like, the mind reading theory with the old lady would make sense, if the lady could actually read minds
kylel515 11 months ago
ricky's cartoon looks EXACTLY like fred flinstone. thought that was the point, its so obvious..
DerfRellim11 11 months ago 34
@DerfRellim11 I know, right? We're not the only people who've noticed. Jon Stewart also noticed.
ferretyluv 11 months ago
@ferretyluv yeah i actually watched a video on here about how they make the show..they purposely asked the illustrator to model it after the flinstones.
DerfRellim11 11 months ago
@DerfRellim11 As Ricky says, I'm sure if you talk to Ricky's lawyers, you'll see that he in fact looks nothing like Fred Flintstone. ;)
iSOBigD 6 months ago
i think that ricky gervais cartoon looks like James coden
almostround6 11 months ago
Oh god I laughed my arse of at "Did I tell you about the immune system?" xD
CounterNerd 11 months ago 3
Looked up the Frog bloke. Shit my pants a little. O.o
meganXamyXtinaX4ever 11 months ago
where can i find the whole immune system bit as it originally aired in the podcast
PowerfulDragon 11 months ago
karl is such an amazing creature, he has these really bizarre idea with an atom sized grain of absolutely genius.
aaron4820 11 months ago
I honestly think Karl had a point with the insect thing. If they can somehow get by doing stuff that we can't produce for ourselves, why the hell aren't we having them benefit us? XD
UltimaKeyMaster 11 months ago
What Karl was talking about with the insects was genious up to when he said we can't do any of that. Of course we can build our own houses and clean up and fix things. Still his views on things are absolutely amazing!
stupidstudz 11 months ago
Stephen Merchant was hilarious in Green Wing!!!!!!!!!!!
LorrdFfuzyLogik 11 months ago
My god i love ricky's unneccesarily loud intros :)
thagrammarnazi 11 months ago
"so i just thought about the dog runnin' about on the beach..." lololololololololol
certifiedchillin420 11 months ago
fucking maniac
lennon911 1 year ago
He had his hands on the wrong arms.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Voltureeee 1 year ago
4:04 I just find that really funny for some reason...
ultamatefrogmaster 1 year ago 4
i love te way steve reads it
SuperBenboy1 1 year ago
Have I told you about the Immune system....?
LMAO
thebarnineffect 1 year ago
LMAO OMG that last part was so hilarious, the next time I wake up with my girlfriend I'm gonna say that and see how it goes??
Scarecrowman27 1 year ago
4:10. That is all.
PressAltF4OrElse 1 year ago
That laugh Ricky does at 2:00 has to be my all-time favorite Ricky laugh ever. And Ricky sure does laugh a lot, so there are quite a lot of laughs to choose from. But in my opinion, that one is absolute tops.
PeelOutTheWatchword 1 year ago 135
@PeelOutTheWatchword 4:13 is better
MrCurrySH 1 year ago
@PeelOutTheWatchword
@4:13 best laugh!
tobiojo10 10 months ago
@PeelOutTheWatchword Yeah, it's the "no" bit. LMAO!
rtyrtyrtyus 9 months ago
@rtyrtyrtyus I completely agree!!
PeelOutTheWatchword 9 months ago
@PeelOutTheWatchword I kinda love the notion of having a special appreciation for a particular laugh. :)
t3tsuyaguy1 8 months ago
2:21 "id walk sideways so nobody would tell the difference"
MrCurrySH 1 year ago
i reckon i'd walk sideways
skimaskready 1 year ago
immune system
markstar777 1 year ago
It's great how all these clips end with Ricky laughing
missdaydrea 1 year ago
"I'd walk sideways so nobody would tell the difference."
xD
Notyu1459 1 year ago
"...innit?"
blah3189 1 year ago
suzanne must be a nice lady. . .i bet she laughs a lot
LordRockfish 1 year ago
I've never used insects for "a bit o' fun."
cinderellaxily 1 year ago
hes solved it agan haha
quackquack321 1 year ago
lol Omg Karl's mind is just fuckin amazing. I would love to know him and just ask him tons of random questions like Ricky does.
falloutpunk 1 year ago
Who in the world tells someone whos just waking up about the immune system!? HAhaha!!
shadowace421 1 year ago
This is the original clip with Steve's laugh. I wish they hadn't taken it out.
watch?v=5H3ZiD3_V1A
ruby95764 1 year ago 2
He solved it again!
JasonGOrtiz 1 year ago
cockroaches with powers lol
MmeTaboo123 1 year ago
4:02 - Best response face ever.
EddieTheFishReturns 1 year ago 85
2:53
MILF
WKaliberr 1 year ago
hahahahhhahahaha pause at 4:16 !!!!!
brynjones11 1 year ago 3
whered u get your hat then?
lukas316815 1 year ago
I like how animated-Karl has nothing but that eternally perplexed look on his face.
shockraid1 1 year ago 6
i wonder how karl feels about them laughing lol
LJonesy2 1 year ago