Best Metalocalypse Scene

[defiant289]

i wants to be bill cosby!!!

[defiant289]

i wants to be bill cosby!!!

[STVODVIL]

LoL, the whitest guy wants to be Bill Cosby. The writing  is genius.

[TSEpictures]

lol, that look at the end.

[gogopandayoyo]

I wants to be bills cosby!!!!! Forkin hilar

[DutchOv3rtur31928]

This is why Metalocalypse is one of the best fucking shows ever!

[polivier0]

Half of nothing is in fact brilliant but its a line from Nathan explosion.

[AFROJASON666]

I WANTZ TO BE BILL COZBY

[programaster]

"Click it and I'll give you half."

"OF NOTHING".

THAT. Was brilliant. Unfortunately there is no ad.

[TheRevengeancer]

@programaster yeah, youtube demonetized this video because i don't own it

h8 evrythng

[programaster]

@TheRevengeancer Aaaaaaw :'( If there was an ad, I'd have clicked the hell out of it.

[inuyasha9454]

this show is funny as fuck son na mean? when they play that guitar shit na mean? and yo the one that one nigga be talking na mean? na mean? fucking murder face fucking funny as son na mean? na mean? lol if you seen boondocks ud get it

[TheRevengeancer]

@inuyasha9454 SHUT YO NIGGA AAAAASSSSSS FACE

[inuyasha9454]

@TheRevengeancer yo lethal interjection will fuck yo ass up son thugnificents crew ruthless na mean

[kenmabie]

@inuyasha9454 i know boondocks and it wasnt funny in the show and it really isnt funny when you do it ... so shut the fuck up

[inuyasha9454]

@kenmabie whatever. i find it pretty funny how its sterotyped like that and im black and knew people who spoke like that. you need a sense of humor

[kenmabie]

@inuyasha9454 ok you fried chicken eat watermellon sucking fat lipped nigger.... (do you see how stereo types are not funny you fatdick nosed money grubbing jew)

are you getting the point yet you stupid guina whop fat laden greasey pizza maker

[TheRevengeancer]

@kenmabie >calling others stupid

>can't spell "watermelon" or "greasy"

[kenmabie]

@TheRevengeancer lets see using > like youre on 4chan/b/ ... avoiding the points made in counter argument and attacking the writter and not that subject at hand... and shows bigorty and descrimination towards perple with psychical disabilities (just because a typo was made doesnt imean i dont know how to spell asshole, it means i have nerve damage in my hands as a result from being hit with a mack truck) and since we are using /b/ terms...

>youre still a fat lipped afrosheen headed nigger

[TheRevengeancer]

@kenmabie >acting like greentexting is uncommon on the internet in general

>not doing it properly

also, having nerve damage doesn't make you throw an extra "e" in "greasy"

nerve damage also wouldn't make you spell "sense" as "sence"

nor "discrimination" as "descrimination"

you're just being silly now, unless your nerve damage makes you throw your hands violently across the keys to intentionally hit the wrong ones

[kenmabie]

@TheRevengeancer herp da derp /b/ tard ever heard of involentary movements and closed head injuries? what part of HIT BY A MACK TRUCK does you tiny nigger brain not understand

lol 4chan fag is mad for being called out on being a /b/tard

so hows old niggertits doing? is mootikins still running a shit board over there?

[kenmabie]

@TheRevengeancer and fact it the only reason you are trying to insult me and doing a poor job of it i might add is because i said your dumb bookdock reference was dumb... lol u mad and butthurt... and you honestly think i care what a fat lipped fried chicken eating afrosheen wearin spear chucker thinks? same goes fro cracker ass honkies and stinky chinkies too

[TheRevengeancer]

@kenmabie i'm not sure if you're trying to be offensive, or if you think you're making me mad

because no one has cared about racial slurs since 2001

[kenmabie]

@TheRevengeancer nope just having lulz at being able to call a monkey a nigger ... (how you liking them stereotypes?) well shit yur balck you loves stealing stereos... so that must be why you like stereotypes so much right? and hey what do you think of obama. give a coon a job and they just lay around all day not doing any work i mean 4 year to put everything back hell if he worked at a super market his ass would be fired by now (well no it wouldnt they wouldnt even hired him in the first place)

[kenmabie]

@TheRevengeancer how you like stereotypes now? instead of thinking that ones that are offensive as funny ( like the knowahimean shit from boondocks) maybe you should thing the good stereotype of big black professor bad ass should be somthing youd be more interested in ... (protip: being an educated balck man and finding low brow humor unfunny isnt being an uncle tom... its just being educated...) maybe you should watch the return of the king episode again... and pay attention to MLK this time..

[TheRevengeancer]

@kenmabie i will answer your questions in an organized, numerated fashion

1.) i do not take stereotypes seriously in the slightest nor should anyone - as they are silly, thus, i am not offended by them.

2.) i am not black, nor do i have any idea as to where you got such a thought.

3.) i think Obama is an awful president.

4.) i still do not take stereotypes seriously, and i still love the boondocks, and think it is hilarious.

[kenmabie]

@TheRevengeancer yea after all what could stereotypes do but you know start holocausts and such... nothng really... just a minor snafu

you said you were black below

its not really obamas fault i mean he did have to clean up a redneck retards mess but fact it all politicians are greedy corupt shit both left and right

well you should thats why a tereotype is a stereotype was becasue a vast number of a certian people performed behaviours that only they did ... thus the birth of a stereotype

[TheRevengeancer]

@kenmabie lol dude i wasn't the one that said i was black, that was some other guy :P

[kenmabie]

@TheRevengeancer umm ... ಠ_ಠ ... disreguard the replys then... whoops... lol

[kenmabie]

@TheRevengeancer number 4 continued : thats the difference between you and me you like the low brown humor of the show... i like boondocks becuse of the intelligent side of it , i guess im huey to your riley...

[kenmabie]

@TheRevengeancer knowwahimean? now run alont kuntakinta before they change your name to toby

[kenmabie]

@inuyasha9454 you need a brain and intelligence... and btw i do have a sence of humor... i just got away with calling you a gunia whop a nigger and a dick nosed jew... fuckin LAWL ... now thats funny

[kingofkilps]

i want to be stalin

[xXVVA2ANG3LXx]

I, on the other hand, want to be Nathan Explosion so i can be just as brutal as he is!!

[agentofsteel12]

im not mad, but i dont understand why some of the uploader's comments have so many upvotes. like the one that said "0/10 troll harder" and it had 89 thumbs up? like wtf? does he have 89 accounts? and the second top comment right now doesnt have much wit either. every middle schooler i know can abuse the phrase "cool story bro". and im down with the /b/. not funny/10

[TheRevengeancer]

@agentofsteel12 complaining about who gets the top comments on youtube, eh?

you're quite original yourself, my friend

[agentofsteel12]

@TheRevengeancer haha no i wasnt complaining about who has top comments i was just saying you arent funny. its not like i want the top comment or anything. ive had one before and i didnt really enjoy it because its the first thing everybody notices and you get all these replies with everybody's opinions and so on and so forth. and im not writing a song or painting a portrait.... so originality not really intended. haha

[TheRevengeancer]

@agentofsteel12 i wasn't necessarily trying to be funny, but okay.

[necronomiconrecords]

@agentofsteel12 rules 1 and 2 fucking hell

[agentofsteel12]

@necronomiconrecords fuck off hipster

[TheRevengeancer]

@agentofsteel12 you're such a newfriend<3

[counternub40]

@necronomiconrecords Rules 1 and 2 only apply to raids and anhero, Cancer.

[TheRevengeancer]

@counternub40 and this, everyone, is what a newfag sounds like

[thextremepowershow]

I WANTS TO BE BILLS COSBY!

[satinsguard]

I WANTS TO BE ALICE COOPER!

[IvoryAngel6]

-points to the lack of an add in the corner of my screen-

[Dethclops7]

Lol at the; Click and ill give you half... then of nothing

[RVBDeathbot]

Skwizgaar killed me in this... I wants to be Bill Cosby... XD

[25rsboy]

the whitest of the white wants to be bill cosby. lol

[brandeezy108]

I WANTS TO BE SWISGAAR!!!

[TehOctober]

I WANTS TO BE BILL COSBY!

I love Skwisgaar~!

[Ragnogroth]

I want to be Ed Harris!

[megadeth9438]

click and ill give you half, of nothing!

[TEHL33MONESS]

"So Billy, what do you like to watch?"

"Metalocalypse!"

"METALOCALYPSE!? WITH THE GUYS AND THE DILDOS AND THE RAGH RAGH ZOOBITEE BOO BANA AND I DO COCAINE!"

[AbsinthianEnvy]

@TEHL33MONESS HAHAHAHA OH GOD I PEED A LITTLE

[GhostWolf130]

i want to be Theodore Roosavelt! (The rough riders one)

[Morzall0055]

i want to be Stalin!!

[TheAverageGamer406]

i want to be bill cosby!!

[leafblight27]

@TheAverageGamer406 STOPS COPIES ME! D:<

[pubicservice]

@18plus94 NO! NO! NIRVANA IS FUKEN AWESUM! UR BAND IS SHEIT!!

See what I did there?

[sharkmaster99]

Pocket Sand is better! Oh wait...

[KazzaDragon]

AYE WENTZ TE BEE BEEL KESBEY

[kasumimoon1961]

god i miss this show :D im gonna start watchin it again

[CalVoFrK6532]

There's nothing more metal than Bill Cosby.

[frucheman]

Oh God, stop with the click-begging.

[jsbsword]

STALIN!!! :D

[SeanMusicFreak]

Who DOESN'T want to be Bill Cosby?

[FilmmakeroftheFuture]

That Bill Cosby line was the best!:D

[undertakerfreak1127]

So wait, you get paid for uploading copyrighted shit? Fuck off.

On top of that, you're not allowed to ask people to click them in the first place.

Idiot.

[dude52114]

there was no ad

[vikocho123]

"i will give you half..."

:D

"OF NOTHING!"

D:

[Adnoil]

Lol theres ads on youtube? I never see any, I use a modified hosts file. Google 'winhelp2002' The file knocks out most ads on the net, keeps them from appearing.

[AlannaAmore]

***I WANTS TO BE BILL COSBY!!!!

***Lmfaooooooo xD Best thing I've heard all damn day xDDDDD

[Lithemasterofmetal]

@SinclairDelux XD I SAYS IT FIRSTS AND YOU REPEATS IT AFTER ME! STOPS COPYS ME! X)

[leafblight27]

skwisgaar <3 he doesnt know what the fuck is going on XD

[Rhandahl]

theres so many "Best Metalocalypse Scene" vids out there, ofcourse, its very understandable, because EVERYTHING HERE IS THE BEST!!!! DETHKLOK RULES!!!!!!!

[kimico17]

Haha! Nathan! <3

[bladedaawesome2]

funny thing is, in a earlier episode the tribunal(the guys who research dethklok)explain that nathan has many personality similarities with Joesph stalin.

[Aetheilas]

@bladedaawesome2

I can just see Stalin letting out a gutteral, Nathan-style "NOOOOOO" after hearing that the Germans invaded

[kimico17]

@bladedaawesome2 Lol. xD I remember that. o_o

[Madara757]

AWESOME I'M Stallin i Call it xD

[AccursedBiscuit]

Are people seriously arguing about the art and definition of trolling? My, what this world has come to...

[supersmashfan08]

Bill cosby?!

[KongoXIIV]

This is so much funnier because of how well it flows. :-D

[BrokenSolitary]

lol. I love how Charles' second choice for that speech is Stalin... He's easily the most brutal character on the show. Too bad he's not real- the man could be president!

[Azagthoth12]

@BrokenSolitary I'd vote for Charles

[BeastGT87]

@BrokenSolitary yeah and the pins and signs will say "Ofdensen for Office"

[MightyMorphinStoners]

@TheRevengeancer

lmfao

[sogenrise]

I'm CLINTON!

[lynngayearon]

.....NOOOOTHHINNNNGG! best gift i ever got lmao

[MMEggman]

The guy who uploaded this video is a total fuckwit. Way to continuously get trolled.

[TheRevengeancer]

@MMEggman <3

[TheRevengeancer]

@MMEggman see, to get trolled, i have to be mad. i ain't even mad.

[MMEggman]

@TheRevengeancer You replied.... Twice....... Just..... Do I even.... No fuck it. If you're too stupid to see the problem, then you're too stupid to explain the dance to.

[TheRevengeancer]

@MMEggman that was a pretty cool story, i bet you tell it at parties

[MyCrownOfWorms]

@TheRevengeancer To be trolled, you have to acknowledge the troll. You replied, multiple times, therefore, you are mad.

[TheRevengeancer]

@MyCrownOfWorms trolling is the act of intentionally angering others, sir. replying has nothing to do with trolled; being angered or not determines whether or not you are mad.

[MyCrownOfWorms]

@TheRevengeancer Actually, trolling is the act of manipulating others, either making them think something that is false, or just altering their emotions. That and just being a dick to people. Perchance you educate yourself on the matters of internet culture, you will come to realize that you have indeed, been trolled.

[TheRevengeancer]

@MyCrownOfWorms even by your definition, you haven't made me believe something false, nor have you atlered my emotions in anyway.

you're not very good at this "making a valid point" concept, bro

[MyCrownOfWorms]

@TheRevengeancer And yet, you seem to care enough to continue posting in a vein attempt to prove me wrong. Perhaps you have trolled yourself into believing what I say is false. Into believe you haven't been trolled. But hey, if that's what you have to believe to get yourself to fall asleep.

[TheRevengeancer]

@MyCrownOfWorms k d00d

[TheRevengeancer]

@ajciscool125 ...what

[NotSoMuchPROs]

season 2 episode 4 just for people but thats my fav episode

[tbwf0620]

murder face and pickles are the only ones that look exactly alike

[DrFizz28]

2 dumb asses having an argument over the internet covered up the entire comments page. well done

[TheRevengeancer]

@DrFizz28 burn in hell kid, it's my video, i'll argue on it if i want

[DrFizz28]

@TheRevengeancer burning in hell sounds more fun than having no free will in heaven so I'll take your advice ;) thank you, mister.

[TheRevengeancer]

@DrFizz28 i hear you man

i'd rather DIE than go to heaven

[TenouHaruka0]

xD Nixon? BILL COSBY?! Ah...only Metalocalypse could be so aweosme...

[MeTaLiZoPo]

0:04 = The Real Dethklok

[w00tf00d]

Lol skwisscosby

[awesome1805]

I Want To Be Bill Cosby!!!

[TheRevengeancer]

@18plus94 0/10

troll harder

[metallic8]

@TheRevengeancer go back to 4chan

[TheRevengeancer]

@metallic8 only if you stop being a scene kid

[metallic8]

@TheRevengeancer clearly has no idea what he's talking about

[TheRevengeancer]

@metallic8 clearly does not notice is sidesweepy hair and very unnatural looking blonde hair

[metallic8]

@TheRevengeancer I rest my case. No clue what you're talking about.

[TheRevengeancer]

@metallic8 >as if i need to justify anything to a scene kid on youtube

[metallic8]

@TheRevengeancer Did you really just try to green text...?

[TheRevengeancer]

@metallic8 >implying i was trying to green text

[metallic8]

@TheRevengeancer You did. Too late to cover it up now lol.

[TheRevengeancer]

@metallic8 >implying i was attempting to cover anything up

[Nigtmaredemon]

i don't get the Bill Cosby joke, can someone explain it to me?

[whitewolf73]

@Nigtmaredemon Bill Cosby is black. It is humorous.

[TheRevengeancer]

@Nigtmaredemon The joke is how rapidly they go off topic by the mention of Joseph Stalin.

[epicnova13]

@Nigtmaredemon well if you are serious, the joke is he is the complete opposite of Bill Cosby. It would be hard for a white guy with long blond hair to double a black man.

[dracula103192]

omg i just found these scene and the Bill Cosby joke OMG THAT SHITS FUNNY!

[LADon1001]

I WANTS TO BE BILL COSBY!.......That's just brightened my day

[LoadedDice666]

1 person is not bill cosby

[ShadowWolfRising]

who doesn't want to be Bill Cosby?

[TheMOmAzBoY]

@ShadowWolfRising Apparently 2 people.

[vanderToki]

@TheMOmAzBoY Nope, another one is not Stalin.

[wartoothstache]

I WANTS TO BE BILLS COSBY.

[gloomypixie]

I want to be bill cosby! ahaha Nice XD

[cars812]

lolrofllmao press 0:21 BILL BILL COSBY

[MforceArts]

Awesuuuuum!

[sjnz90]

0 people couldn't be Bill Cosby, oh wait there arent any dislikes because metalocalypse is fucking awesome!

[Nothingtearsthebeast]

No way,

this is the best scene:

"'Hey, Toki, look inside of your basket. Guess what, you ares in such a crappy mood you have ladies' tampons...inside of it. And you buy the purse, so go have a conversation with all the ladies and tell them your problems.'

'You the lady, Skwisgaar.'

'NO I'M NOT.'"

[xLordOfTheFliesx]

@Nothingtearsthebeast

There are many best scenes. There. Great show.

[Nothingtearsthebeast]

@xLordOfTheFliesx

Either way, it's a hilarious scene.

[skarr1501]

Skwisgaar could totally do Bill Cosby.

[WW2obsession]

Check my doubles.

[halopwner179]

@WW2obsession >implying doubles work on youtube

[WW2obsession]

@halopwner179 >implying you watched the actual video

[TheRevengeancer]

@WW2obsession *sigh* you must be new here...

[halopwner179]

@WW2obsession >implying i just got the joke

[toddcastielvegas]

Charles face, Priceless...

[MrTomasHunter]

OOOOWSOOOM I'm Stalin!

[PMMillard]

Why would you want to be nixon? Lol

[Lithemasterofmetal]

I WANTS TO BE BILL COSBY! :D

[723PanTera]

@Lithemasterofmetal ME TOOS!!!

[mojothemigo]

@Lithemasterofmetal all you did was repeat a line....yet you deserve every last fucking thumbs up on the planet

[Lithemasterofmetal]

@mojothemigo dude i obviously didnt know people would vote me up just becuz i wrote that. i only wrote it becuz its my fave part of the whole clip...

[mojothemigo]

@Lithemasterofmetal Oh I figured, I just thought the circumstance was funny

[ExtremeFaceLaugh]

Bill Cosby! F*** yeah!!!!

[ZachMetalAsFuck]

why does he wants to be Bill Cosby? lol

[Residentevil31313]

I wants to be Bill Cosby! XDDDDD

[4kix0404]

Lol xD "I wants to be Bill Cosby!" I love this show too much

[mizzuks]

Lmfao, one of my favourite scenes.