Refueling Fail

[SCATbus66]

that happened to me my first time, if you know what i mean ;)

[edulitto1]

imagine those peaple under. :D-- OMG LOOK UP, SOMETHING IS COMING RIGHT AT YOU MOM. thats peeeee. no its just fuel from planes :D

[TheFryingpanofdoom]

By the way all the white stuff is flowin out that hose ide say that plane pilot just joined the mile high club

[myhabbo82]

ITALIANI

[FrenchyHitman]

I wonder how good he is in bed...might have trouble finding the hole too

[Mastertim2006]

@FrenchyHitman

well in bed hes not flying with 800km/h :D

[joellouisfire]

I guess he forgot to take his learner's permit.

[Superspy202]

if you think this is funny how about u trying this

[dottorrent]

bp did this

[Mass1285]

Porca puttana!!! :))))

[rsflyboyz40]

And this children is how babies are born

[OsamabeenLaggin]

has any pilot ever ran out of gas trying to line up the approach?

[DummkopfRadar]

@icthruu4evrno, they speak italian

[R5H4D0W]

I often wonder how do they predict crosswinds... seems like a difficult approach as it is.... how come no flight simulator has this?

[Hamberger94]

son: dad! we r out of petrol..........o wait

[darnit78]

looks like my dick when i jizz

[ElCreepoAustraliano]

its not easy having sex at 20 000 feet

[mightyreds70]

@KyWiStudios hahah okay

[mutasim0hourani]

Dammit, my dad tax money

[7082Productions]

at 00:53 he said, i love to fuck hannah montana

[KyWiStudios]

No surprise, USA always fails

[dertrix37]

@KyWiStudios nope its the whole world that fails and stupid ppl in general.

[yoyoyoyoshua]

@KyWiStudios dumbass every pilot around the world will mess up on a mid air refuel. u try it

[super7480]

lol

[asukafan133]

Up up down down ass fuck

[321seattle]

Yay its raining gas!

[TheOriginalRuskin]

That wasn't the pilots fault.

[Zero123xXx]

angry hose is angry

[joellai123456]

cum on ya face

[rotenburk]

I'm blaming BP on this one.

[ilikepie4526]

hey, i never new top gun had an outside point of view

[jadednex]

dats me when i cum

[spynextwindow]

damn thats why thats the day i was like fuck its goin to rain and it smells gas

[DaDamonMorder]

cant find the hole first stick and doesnt know how to control it once he is in, no wonder women are so unsatisfied.

[lulualo19]

does that mean the guy is gonna crash  ?

[masterkiter89]

italian airforce!!!!

[lashdlo]

I bet that pilot was a woman :)

[deedmyster]

oh now i know why i got sick from drinking the rain water.

[policarpioron20]

did the jet fall because of no fuel after the video? my answer(IT DEPENDS!)

[nick0938]

@lpforgood  fail

[timo73man]

*it's raining fuel

Hallelujah it's raining fuel

Yeah yeah !*

[lpforgood]

@timo73man aw man i was going to type that shit. >:-O

[samhellsup]

looks like the apocalypse.

[BigDevon1995]

I'm making my car fly with that shit >:D

[Megaframe01]

i...can't...stop...laughing!

[RedFoxProductions10]

All that.... in the ocean..... 10% less fish now D:

[rockets6743]

ITS IN or not

[Jbieber4756]

omg hahha wonder what haoppened when it fell to the ground

[MydogsnameisRambo]

Air Force One down.....

[bratboy90]

He seems to have a problem getting it into the hole. Hope this doesn't also occur during his sex life.

[tristan88iffi]

its looked like a mad dick

[Blacklotus001]

"grrrr wheres a PS2 controller when u need one? damn this is difficult"

(fail)

"god damn it! superman wouldn't have this fucking problem!"

(fails again) [Troll face fuel plane] "they spinnin nigga they spinnin, they spinnin nigga they spinnin, they spinnin nigga they spinnin!!"

[MrMazerman]

At all those pieces of crap with the text apple 48786 its obviously a scam. Go home. Stop being stupid.

[GreatestCommentEver]

aerial cumshot

[RoyalDevelopment]

I wonder how his girlfriend feels.

[transformers8201]

free fuel!!!!!!!!

[LONGandFIRM]

wait.. since he didnt fuel did the plane go down? haha

[shadow29501]

@MoneyJosue4 Rule 34 No Exceptions!

[MoneyJosue4]

Live airplane .. porn? .... o_______o

[a2zawesomeness]

"I'm going to go out for a smoke...

[LucaPwnd]

royal air force ?

[Saturpepe]

@LucaPwnd Looks like AMX, must be italian or brazilian air force

[XBRUTExXx]

is it in yet?

[albo1947]

Me* hahahaha thats funny.

next day* Gas prices* 7.45$ Me*FUUUUUUUUUU

[Zipito06]

@albo1947 aviation fuel is not used in your car

[TinnInches]

0:19 the fighter jet jizzzed in its' pants

[J911F927K3253]

IT ALWAYS BREAKS WHEN I PUT IT IN!!!!!!

[J911F927K3253]

its always getting it in that we have trouble with...

[holyhaxxa]

you spin me right round baby right round

[bioshock209]

it broke lmao



[ukwildcats1998]

do u realize how hard that probably is

[retardedmario1]

reminds me of the time i played top gun on the NES.

[skaterdude258]

CAUSE I JUST HAD SEXXXXX

AND IT FELT SO GOODDD

[josesuarez89]

took that load to the face

[MrWafflehouse99]

Raining fuel? QUICK GET A BUCKET!

[PilotBossify]

how are tthe other airplanes supposed to get fuel

[marnarno]

"Porca puttana! Porca puttana!"" Uahahahahha TOP

[TheKFITTY]

It's like Top Gun for the NES...

[69IsWin]

premature ejaculation?

[dumdeedum27]

Look like it was a...

*Puts on sunglasses*

Premature Flight

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[ZxROxMATADOR]

should have used the cheat code after the first failed try

[helpermethod]

Did the plane have enough fuel to safely land after fueling fail?

[kiwisonlegend007]

Some watched stealth!

[Epicnessable]

BP is getting more creative in their oil spills.

[TehGuaZe]

i love this one because of the comments on the top

[Gtran405]

Must be a woman pilot...

[airbornghost123]

steady... steady.... aww fuck! ok steady.. steadyy HOLY FUCKING SHIIT IARUGILUA;ISEGYFi;egfiuagi jizzzz!

[policarpioron20]

so thats how blue ice were formed and kept falling to my head at 178 MPH..... i must be dreaming that someone was peeing on the sky when i think how blue ice where formed

[rikthekiller]

i wanna piggy ride on that hose...

[OSEMillusion]

Must have been spartan 1337

[iiredeye]

To be fair...I can't imagine that this is one of the easiest things in the world to get right.

[mitra32203]

probably didn't have a ps3 controller on that plane

[EnigmaDrath]

Starscream's parents had to make several goes at it before finally managing to conceive him XD

[TheTrihorn1]

DAMN that thing went crazy!

[yoster39]

UP UP

DOWN DOWN

LEFT LEFT

RIGHT RIGHT

i remember the avgn watching this hahaha

[frotttiop]

i would say its a woman at the joistick xD

[darklordchris]

Now nobody gets any!

[whoyoube305]

They're like fuck it no gas for you

[BeckyBassline1131]

The real fail is all the perverted comments XD

[KaVaL94]

penis!?

[naruto63033]

So how were they taping this??

[Rizrsniper]

@naruto63033 Camera in the cockpit smart one

[naruto63033]

@Rizrsniper Wanna say that again without the sarcasm?? -__-

[gah1998]

@naruto63033 A passenger w/a camera or the pilot or even a cockpit cam

[HaloToday]

Now i'm assuming since it's not the boom type refueling system that it has a second retractable refueling line right? I don't know what type of refueling aircraft that is but i've seen C-130 with 2 retractable fuel lines

[caracasparallevar]

@HaloToday  I think it s an Alenia C-27J Spartan

[kunzy04]

Other Pilot: I told you not to let Jeff go first! Now were screwed!

[remyloverboy]

Ow theres goes or tax money

[peteristehbest]

it went off b4 it went in.

just like most guys.

[Spoulard]

is it... is it in yet?

[XxColts74xX]

that could've filled up 10 cars' tanks!

[TheConnord12]

what a waste.

[MyAmanda1998]

Is anyone else wondering how the hell this was filmed in the sky? ;p Bird?

[Seanze329]

@MyAmanda1998 from the fueling plane...

[SteadySkill]

@MyAmanda1998

Well, if you look at 0:44 at the bottom left corner you can see the cockpit of the jet the people filming this video were in.

[CounterSSFTW]

Made in China

[undevotedfilms]

So....im guessing the didn'y make it to there destination.

[minibikerider1]

so thats where all the fuel goes , who figured lol

[RenegadeAce13]

dumbass, that fuel evaporates before it gets to the ground

[CounterSSFTW]

Thats me with my wife...

[wadie626]

@CounterSSFTW thats me with your wife

[CounterSSFTW]

@wadie626 So your hoping to get thumbs up by coping my comment by changing one word?

Fail! On FAIL BLOG!

[wadie626]

@CounterSSFTW no i was just telling you what i did with you wife

[CounterSSFTW]

@wadie626 Dont troll

[wadie626]

@CounterSSFTW k

[RockerKing23]

Was that some kind of porn? It was easy to masturbate to though...

[nekkier09]

italian is clear we're stupid

[ramoniomoon]

So that's how fighter jets are born

[carbonrocket]

Can they save up vouchers to get jackets, cups and shit?

[fiend205]

This is one job that you really shouldn't be terrible at.

[X7ELI7X]

@fiend205 lol are you a pilot? I knew a pilot and he said it was surprisingly difficult to do mid air refueling.

[ctb1924]

my wife did this too when i stuck it in ;DDD

[staunton01]

@ctb1924 Lol

[TheUbercharge1]

Danish air force

[jennylover456]

its coming!!!!!!!!!

[tastymuffin1]

must be his first time....

[itstony45]

well to the all the idiots out there i would like to point out, those things do have emergency shut off valves. as for the bad pilot comments, have you tried lately? just bad luck, hose broke, shit happens.

[x1337H4CK3Rx]

that looks like my dick when im angry

[DEDE463]

it would suck if you were smoking a cigarette

[TamakoAkai]

Okay All...... Johnny fucked it up for everyone. Get out of here!!! Go somewhere else to get your gas now.......lolololo

Just kidding....that shit has to be hard to do. My hats off to you guys who master that procedure and sure the student worked it out....hang in there buddy....Your all be safe

[bradv97]

ooh thats why it rained jet fuel that one day.........i was at the beach,,,,,,they kicked us out

[Ammit5]

That pilot CLEARLY never played TopGun

[legoblokje7]

when the female is ready she puts out her long extending vagina.

[devrajvarma]

ROFL! d pipe luk's like a chinese penis dancing!

[MrPurpleC]

please come hot in our rear please

[knucklez92]

people probably had buckets out waiting for that to happen

[jackisnowouttabed]

@knucklez92 yea in the middle o the ocean people were waiting with buckets becuase they knew a group of planes were going to drop 20 litres of gas

[motordude1234]

we are so rich, we can spill gas at 600mph for fun!

[007Fortis]

that thing went all megatron on the that planes ass

[Seta8967]

no the us air force, we don't have any jets with that outline, looks like a tornado that a few European countries use.

[jworth1982]

The US airforce at its finest!

[Ninox37]

@jworth1982

That's not the USAF, fucktard.

[jworth1982]

@Ninox37

show me proof it is not the US airforce fucktard until then i will laugh at you and say this is them and there shitty flying

[Ninox37]

@jworth1982

The aircraft that fucked-up on refueling is an AMX attacker. The USAF, or any branch of the U.S. military does not operate the AMX.

Now, go play, little boy. You just got owned.

[gsharro]

Did anyone else notice that the hose grew bigger and got more stiff untill it ejaculated, after the hose came the length got smaller ^^,

IM JUST TELLING YOU WHAT I SAW, STOP HATING!!! ;D

[trenty267]

Pilot: I got it, I GOT IT!!!!! Shit, didnt get it...eh, ill blame BP

[Re1337Mix]

Tank for Africa!

[ilikerock222]

He's screwed, he is over the ocean with no fuel...

[slayerr4365]

This remindes me of you're dad not been able to get it in the hole. Or at least thats what you're mum told me :)

[guyfeigin]

looks like my whose while i'm peeing without care...

[anakin4156]

thats very dangerous children!

[efastMixer]

british badly trained

[BMXPRO1980]

5423157231 gallons of kerosene in 10 seconds.

[cheezkilla]

its like justin beiber trying to get his penis in a girls vagina

[poyanator]

@cheezkilla ROFL!!! 

[amirali619]

@cheezkilla  what penis?

[RICHterror]

@cheezkilla justin bieber a vagina hes wait for a guy to put his penis in

[GABRO515]

@cheezkilla i dont think he will even do that..

[ConGeePranks]

@cheezkilla What penis.

[baracudashadow]

@cheezkilla so he modern science really got him one.... wow.... then we are close to a fusion generator

[taylersmith1998]

@cheezkilla so very true :)

[Midnightkiller2]

@cheezkilla Justin Bieber doesn't have a penis.