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  • what about Phlox?

  • Doctor Who did say he wasn't Spock once.

  • Im not a doctor

  • I'm waiting for Doctor Who to say this someday. Just for fun. XD

  • I'm a doctor,not a doctor.

  • just so I could use this

  • hahAHAHAHAHAHAH this would be the only reason I'd want to be a doctor

  • I had no idea Picardo used that line so many times!

  • lol technically voyager's doctor is a database...

  • I loved The Doctor! (no pun)

  • I'm a Mechanic not a Medic.

  • I'd hate to say it, but Robert Picardo always nailed it. Every time.  Think what you may of Voyager, but goddamn if The Doctor wasn't awesome.

  • HE IS OUR GREATEST ENEMY! EXTERMINAAAAATE!!

  • So.... what do they do for a living again???

  • @JoTheVeteran

    I think they are engineers...

  • @JoTheVeteran Flip burgers at Burger King, didn't you listen ?

  • @supremeobliterator Damn! I skipped BK this week :P

  • @JoTheVeteran LOL, me to !

  • Blah blah blah... blee blee blah

  • i always thought Bashir was the best of the Trek doctors, and the one who was most realistic as a doctor. The show really explored Bashir's concept of being a doctor and his beliefs concerning what constitutes a good quality of life, and also his feelings on the end of life. A most amazing performance by Alexander Siddig.

  • 33 years before star trek.  Wow. Time flies.

  • lol andy dick

  • Im a Doctor not a Borg engineer!

  • I'm a doctor not a running joke

  • Im a doctor. Not a youtube watcher

  • I'm a Doctor not a go-go dancer.

  • i'm a doctor, not a Ph.D.

  • "Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a very good actor!"

  • how come Crusher never used this line?

  • @CerebralAssassin1983 It's because unlike the other doctors here Crusher wasn't frequently asked to do things that she has little to no training in doing.

  • @CerebralAssassin1983 "I'm a doctor, Data, not a dance teacher."

  • @CerebralAssassin1983 I realize your question "how come Crusher never used this line?" is over a month old, and normally I wouldn't respond to someone from that long ago, but I don't think this has been adequately answered yet. Basically in Next Gen they were trying pretty hard to distance themselves from some of the more campy aspects of the original series. That's why compared to DS9, Voyager, and especially Enterprise, there are far fewer references to TOS in Next Gen.

  • @CerebralAssassin1983

    Because she was aware of how many doctors use that line.

  • @CerebralAssassin1983 TOO BEAUTIFUL to need a line! 

  • you forgot tiny toon adventures on "duck trek;" furrball says "i'm a doctor, not a barber"

  • ...not an escalator :) rip deforest kelley

  • I'm a doctor, not a time lord........ wait

  • @paulreg Time paradox!

  • lol...that must have been a running joke through the series - I must have missed that - but then I'm a doctor not a trekkie!

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  • I know many people are gonna hate me for it...but I like Picardo (The EMH) out of all of them.

  • I'm n engineer not a doctor

  • I'm a doctor...........aaaannnd a peeping tom.

  • What's the ep where he says he's not a peeping tom?

  • @In0tuhTR3KKi3 the one where you want to me a peeing tom!

  • @In0tuhTR3KKi3 season 5 episode 2. the doctor broke his emitter in an accident, and he was bugging b'ellana to fix it

  • im a doctor not a dalek XD

  • I'm a Doctor, not a dragon slayer...O.o what episode was that??? O.o

  • @fleuve0styx I think the one where he had to go to the holodeck and save Harry... the one with Freya, wait let me look it up...

    Heroes and Demons

    but I could be wrong

  • Well, I suppose if you spend 10 years of your life studying to be a doctor, you probably is not much good at anything else :P

    PS, some of my best friends are doctors.

  • I'm a doctor, not a porn star!

  • Just wondering, where is the clip at 0:21 from, as I don't think I've seen that before?

  • @TRUExSIGHTS I feel weird but I know the answer. I think its from Star Trek First Contact. The movie.

  • @Superiorer Can't be, that was with the borg and the Enterprise from what i remember, no voyager characters in it all all, just the origional TNG cast

  • @Superiorer scrap my last comment, just looked it up and you were right. Strange, I don't remember that in there though

  • 10000 years before the kennel murder case.

    shaman me warrior no

  • I'm a doctor with delusions of grandeur, not a hologram with delusions of pulling off humanity.

    No delusion. I am a person. Janeway said so. LOL

  • I'm a doctor, not a light bulb.

    Love Vic Fontaine too.

  • you know, after seeing that clip of robert picardo in star trek first contact, ive been wanting to watch that clip again but was really surprised to see that no one posted that clip anywhere on youtube and if they have, i havent been able to find it yet. someone reply to this if theyre able to find robert picardo's entire scene in first contact

  • I'm a doctor, not a doorstop.

    I met Robert Picardo in person at a convention years ago (1997 I think)

    And he is funnier than you may think, and a nice guy too.

    (plus we share the same first name, LOL)

  • Doctor Who?

  • Im a doctor, not a battery!

  • I'm a doctor not a dragon slayer.

  • my favorite one was, "im a doctor, not an escalator" by bones. that one made me rofl for some reason.

  • @KimCheeWarrior That was a good one. Sticks the episode to mind. "I will Only allow MaCoy's touch." But my favorite was still the Horta. I wish they put them in some other Treks. I'm a doctor not a brick layer. LOL

  • first of all, awesome video. second, i didnt realize that "the doctor" in voyager used that line so much until watching them back to back in this video. in fact, i think he used it more than bones did in the original series. still doesnt make bones any less awesome though.

  • Probably the best running gag in the history of show business.

  • someone needs to add Karl Urban to these.......he was funny as hell in the new movie.....lol

  • @wickedglamour

    I agree.

    He nailed the personality of Bones to a T.

    I call him T-Bone ^_^

  • @2012Gojira

    pffffahahahaha.....XD  that was pretty awesome...=3

  • I'm a doctor, not a democrat.

  • It's too bad that ST: TNG never had Dr. Crusher say that infamous line. I'm sure Gates McFadden could have ad-libbed some interesting observations as to what she was and wasn't.

  • @sneezyize this is just my personal opinion but i think when they created the beverly crusher character, they were trying to make her as different from bones as they could just so she didnt seem like a rehash of mccoy. still a shame that she was the only doctor that never made any "im a doctor" one liners, at least i dont think she did from what i remember.

  • @KimCheeWarrior

    I doubt Dr. Pulaski did either... but she sucked. Worse than Wesley.

  • @mrtrin you know, i always wondered why gates mcfadden temporarily left the show for season 2 and was replaced with diana muldaur as dr pulaski for season 2. did it have something to do with the 1988 writers guild of america strike which was happening at the same time? she wasnt a writer so i dont see how that would affect her but thats the only explanation that i can think of. i tried searching google for theories on the reason why she wasnt in season 2 but i couldnt find any.

  • as for wesley, i liked his character and dont understand why so many people hate on him. it was fascinating to see how he grew up on a starship. during the show's initial run, i was about the same same age as him so i guess i felt like i could relate to him growing up on a starship since we were in the same age group. it was a shame that he left the show as a regular character so early, however, he did return as a guest star for a few more episodes throughout the course of the series.

  • @KimCheeWarrior

    Wesley was a writer's proxy, they lacked the balance of "shut the fuck up kid" and jr. space cadet... so it was always shut the fuck up kid. I wished they showed more of his animosity towards Picard, which should've been similar to Sisko and Picard... but I liked when he came back as an arrogant bastard... didn't like when they game him the Q powers without being a Q.

  • @mrtrin I didn't like it when they changed him w/that Traveler either. They couldn't just leave him an ordinary kid that worked hard at an interest to excel? They had make him a super hero w/extraordinary abilities! Awful! I liked episodes like "The Game" and some of the academy stuff. The character started good. Not the best, but good.

  • I'm a doctor, not a Stargate Atlantis base commander.

  • @BigBobFilms i was wondering why you mentioned this at first but then i did a little digging and discovered that robert picardo was on stargate atlantis for a bit. i havent watched too much of stargate atlantis but i think i might now just to see robert picardo in it, he was my favorite actor in voyager.

  • I'm a doctor.."

    prove it"

    ..not a.. Wai wha?

  • lol this is funny :)

    

  • I'm a doctor, not a mind doctor.

  • Andy Dick is just so unbelievable.

  • @WebVMan i was a little skeptical about how andy dick would fare in voyager when i first saw his name in the credits of that episode but i stood corrected. i mean he's a funny guy but i never really pictured him in an episode of a star trek series. robert picardo and andy dick ended up having awesome chemistry and the episode ended up being one of the goofiest and best episodes in the series. andy dick also pulled off the role of an emh pretty well, i was pleasantly surprised.

  • Well in a way the doctor is a database O.o

  • One of Kirk's best responses to this one, if I remember it right, was: "You keep saying that. Are you a doctor or aren't you?"

  • I'm a doctor, not a physician!

    ...what?

  • Doctor Who....

  • lol aweseome. i'm a doctor, not a dragon slayer!

  • show off

  • I'm not the Doctor,I'm the Rani! Only I'm not the Rani cause I'm't male!

  • I'm a doctor, not a doctor fan... Oh wait..

  • I'm the doctor, not a doctor.

  • @RooAndHerbs not THAT kind of doctor... you see I got my PhD in Anthropology

  • I´m Gamer not Doctor :P

  • Where did all the star trek episodes go on this site?

  • I'm a doctor not a Star Trek fan.

  • I'm the doctor.

    Doctor who?

    That's right.

  • I'm a Youtuber, not a doctor!

  • "I'm a doctor, not a database" says the hologram. LOL

  • I'm the doctor.

  • 0:19

    you looks like commando to me

  • I´m a doctor, not a peeping tom hahaha xD win!

  • I'm a doctor, not a dragon slayer :-D looooooooooooooooooooool I love it

  • Wow! Nice early reference added for the end! Thanks!

  • Two people are bricklayers, engineers, mechanics, coal miners, escalators, botanists, historians, commandos, doorstops, bartenders, voyeurs, engineers again, peeping Toms, counterinsurgents, decorators, dragon-slayers, databases, performers, batteries, zoo-keepers, engineers ANOTHER TIME, detectives and magicians. All at same time.

  • @EduardoTVideos That's a lot of jobs to share between two people!

  • Two people aren't doctors.

  • "I'm a docor not a door stop"

  • i'm a doctor and an engineer beat that..

  • Didn't the Voyager Doc brag about being a medical database?

  • @DevilDan83 right. in season 1 or 2, when he said to Kes that he's "the embodiment of modern medicine." (well... implied as being a database)

  • bones is the only one thats good

  • i just watched this with the commentary and it seems that gates didnt wanna share this scene with the doctor from voy. i guess cuz it was a movie about her ship and she didnt wanna share it. plus she is always pissed at the star trek people for not giving her a lot to do in the movies and with the emh well he did more than any doc on any series. which i can understand her prob with that.

  • @thebuckrogers22 But, The Doc was somewhat better than Dr. Crusher (at least in my opinion). She was cool and all, but his character was just....well, better. Maybe that's only because we didn't see much of Beverly, but I don't think so.

  • lol

    notice how the timing on each one´s perfectly the same!!

  • 0:40  but the doctor is a database. He is essentially a interface with the main computer. Not as much as Data though

  • im a bricklayer not a doctor

  • Bones is the best. No contest.

  • Kirk: Bones, this man needs medical attention!

    McCoy: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a do... oh. I'll get right on it.

  • I'm Old Gregg.

  • wtf?! was that andy DICK?!

  • @shishy12 yeah, he was on an episode of star trek voyager called message in a bottle where they send the doctor over a long distance to a federation starship where andy dick plays the emh of that starship. one of the best voyager episodes, imo.

  • good :)

  • didn't realise the 18th century had Starships!

  • I think so. He had the most chances to say something funny.

  • has the doctor from voyager got the most here?

  • You forgot one. "I'm a doctor, not a nightlight"!

  • What is he?

  • lol at :31 to :32

  • The part I liked most was when he referred to himself as a doctor, then explained that he wasn't someone of a differing occupation.

    That part was the best!

    ^_^

  • He's a Doctor

  • Lol I'm a doctor not a dragonslayer voyagers emh always cracks me up

  • Robert Picardo is the best doctor. I mean, come on, his name has "Picard" in it.

  • @shillbert Absolutely.

  • @shillbert you know, thats what got my attention to voyager in the first place. when i first glanced at the beginning credits while a friend was watching this once, i saw "picard" and automatically thought that patrick stewart was on voyager only to be disappointed that it was just someone who bore a similarity to the name. i gave the show a chance anyways and ended up liking it, plus robert picardo was my favorite actor on voyager so i have him and his name to thank for noticing the show.

  • Is There a Doctor In the House?

  • who is yall fav doctor from star trek? the star trek site has a poll. Leonard McCoy is in the lead with 44%, The Doctor 31%, Beverly Crusher 11%, Julian Bashir 8%, and Phlox 5%. my fav always been crusher cuz that was the 1st star trek show i see. i can see why mccoy is at the lead cuz he is the main man when it comes to being a doctor. the EMH doctor, honestly he is extremely good but only cuz he is programmed to be and he has learned along the way. but crusher had to be taught and was great

  • @thebuckrogers22 i think the reason why people vote for bones the most is because unlike the doctor (who comes in as a close second for me) like you mentioned, he was programmed to be a doctor and he had it a lot easier because he was basically a computer and could learn things a lot easier whereas bones was just a plain old human that wasnt genetically enhanced (i.e. bashir) and had to deal with troubles with older technology than most others. phlox would probably be higher than crusher for me.

  • Needs Dr. Crusher

  • @Goofyk1d totally

  • @Goofyk1d I don't recall Dr. Crusher saying anything to this extent.

  • docthurr

  • Im a doctor not an escalator!

  • @darklight1030 the best "im a doctor" quote ever, i rofl'ed when i first heard this.

  • Or Ace Ventura. "I'm a doctor, not a POOL MAN!"

  • I don't think TNG's Beverly Crusher ever said that line once.

    I'm a doctor, not an escalator!

    

  • They left out my favorite with the Horta. I believe it was, "I'm a doctor not a brick layer."

    "You're a healer. There's your patient." "I'm starting to think I can cure the common cold." You know it's funny we never saw anyone with a cold, but McCoy states theres STILL NO CURE.

  • @Miracle490d

    that one is shown right at the beginning.

  • @Miracle490d its unsettling to know that even hundreds of years from now humans will still not have found a cure for the common cold, heh.

  • @KimCheeWarrior Not that bad when you consider you never see a sneeze or sniffle out of the crew. Today we got better than plain asprin. We have all kinds of specific symptoms managed w/meds. Maybe he just does a hypo spray every four hours and they're set. That wouldn't be so bad. LOL Cure and Treat are two different things. Nobody ever calls in sick either. Are there sick days in future starships? If so sick they should've had episodes with average ills instead of life & death. Sulu subs 4Spok

  • @KimCheeWarrior What I find unsettling is Synthahol in the future. People are so stuck on the idea of drinking they made a substitute. Either drink liqour or don't! Do future people have so little self control that they need a fake liquor rather than moderation. And it's only the earth people!!!!! Klingons, Romulans, Sorians, and several others have liquor. Humans drink it but it's never from earth. Humans are uncontrolled lushes that need liquor taken off the planet!!!! That's just sad!!!!! LOL

  • OMG I had no idea so many other doctors took McCoy's line through Star Trek. Thanks to SuperTrekNerd for bringing that to light.

  • (My bad, that was "First Contact" not "Generations")

  • Bones should be the only one allowed to say it, he says it so much better than the other guy. Then again, TOS was just better than TNG at everything.

  • @Sherlockrulez non of these were TNG

  • @tnhl77 I'm a doctor, not a doorstop was TNG. That scene was from Generations.

  • @Sherlockrulez movie not a series different ship

  • @tnhl77 Same characters; same timeline. 

  • @Sherlockrulez wow you could be technical on both sides of the story

  • I'm a doctor, notting hill.

  • im a doctor not a door stop

  • What did he say at 0:27?

  • @GAF1987 "I'm a doctor, not a voyeur!"

  • @GAF1987 i'm a doctor, not a voyeur

  • "I'm a doctor, not a tuba player!"

    Oh well, nobody's perfect...

  • I'm A Doctor, Not Justin Beiber Fan!

  • @pjpless2 I'm invoking Mercer's Law, not a doctor

  • @SCRulerShinoda I have no idea what this means. :-D

  • @pjpless2 thats because the term was invented by me.

    Its an axiom, you see. The more popular a video, the greater a chance someone mentions Justin Bieber, especially in a negative context.

    Not that I like the little fucker, which I dont, but just because it's annoying as fuck to hear about him when I'm having a fun time watching videos.

  • @SCRulerShinoda Now that I"ve read your response I have to say......Dude, I like you already. You're funny. :-D

  • @pjpless2 interesting. very interesting. lol

  • @pjpless2 What the fuck? Why the fuck do retards post bullshit about Bieber on a startrek video? & Why did retards thumb you're dumb ass comment up?

  • @Fuctmentality Relax, dude. It's youtube. Personal comments are meant to go on this website. :-D I'm a huge Star Trek Fan and I just thought it was a funny reference.

  • @pjpless2 It's not, fucking a, I can't watch a damned video without reading about Beiber, I don't see why soooo many people are obsessed with hating him, sure he's a commercial product mass marketed toward prepubescent girls, but for fucks sake STFU about him.

  • @Fuctmentality THANK YOU!

    

  • @pjpless2 It's not really funny at all, except to ppl stuck on it. Do you realize that all you are doing is giving the guy promo? It's true the comments are everywhere. if U don't know him U will. I finally checked him out cuz of the hype. You should give groups you like this much press. You're "putting him down" to number one. Food 4 thought. Tell your friends.