Danny mah shiznit martian dog - What is the music you so masterfully inserted into the skating clip? I like the way it reverberates inside the outer walls of my brain, and I would appreciate if you shared with me it's credentials and qualifications. You're awesome by the way, although not awesome enough to have an existence independent of this mind right here. Keep fighting the good fight. Lots of love, God.
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didn't want that happening to me
You won't get caught if the killings are random enough AND if you:
A. Do it in a populated enough area that your DNA won't mean a damn thing.
or
B. You're very careful not to leave any evidence that YOU were there. Leave something that belongs to someone you hate... Or maybe someone who owes you five dollars.
Examples: Ex-Girlfriend/boyfriend, a parent, your best friend's sister, or a step-brother.
Dan, not joking, I only got into CSI over the holidays and have been watching 5 or so episodes a day. Outa curiosity, who's your favorite? Apart from Grissom obviously
I want that friggin' hat... whelp, I know who to randomly kill. Wait, if it's planned and for a reason, it's not random... shit... Can I buy it off of ya for 5$?
And just to clarify, I only killed in self defence. Some dude was attempting to assassinate me with a technique he called the "high-five!" I quickly neutralized the situation with a plastic spoon and a lot of blood..
Why do you street surf in a black suit and a silly hat? You're weird. We should get to see more of that. Unless it's part of a top secret movie you're top secretly working on.
Lol, funny as always. AND your diary videos are hilarious and entertaining as well! Everyone that has a dollar to spare should go sign up for Danny's Diary Project thingamabobber, because 1 dollar is just that. It's a dollar, dudes. Like, really? Can't spend a dollar? Go without gum ONCE, haha.
hey dany cool video happy new year and your wacation defenetli was beter than mine cos it was raining her in england =(...i wana know do u read all ur coments or replye to all ur coments cos uw never replied to myne love u not in teh gay way in teh straigt way u know wer i put mi cok down ur trougt anu put urs up my ass is that gay¿? take care keap on uploading love nick aka spidernick
Danny mah shiznit martian dog - What is the music you so masterfully inserted into the skating clip? I like the way it reverberates inside the outer walls of my brain, and I would appreciate if you shared with me it's credentials and qualifications. You're awesome by the way, although not awesome enough to have an existence independent of this mind right here. Keep fighting the good fight. Lots of love, God.
BenjaminMathewWatson 1 month ago
you, sir, are f*cking amazingsss !!! : D
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sexykatie90 1 year ago
you can gat away with killing yourself... hopefully the friends I never had stop me :')
imtictac166 1 year ago
where did you get that TOP HAT!!! I WANT IT!!! I KILL YOU!!! GIVE NOW!!! TOP HAT!
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VZonesVirtualWorlds 2 years ago
i wanna know the song that starts at 1:30 ITS SO COOL :)
pederasii 2 years ago
you r so cooool :)))
rozaliya19 2 years ago 6
it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hoes!!
blobguy10 2 years ago
ROFL "I dont play golf"
135875421 2 years ago
lol rAtE sUbScRiBe KiLl
abby71197 2 years ago
lol csi
Softballq101 2 years ago
love the top hat man
hiblinist916 2 years ago
i always watch to much csi :)
uhatemylife 2 years ago
haha i love u to much!!!! u skate??? haha cool
-with love/rrespect
prettymuchgfg 3 years ago
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hey danny.
always when go on youtube to watch your vids. i comment and rate. just to donate you some cash so you can quit youre job and live on blogging :)
yeh yeh. ki know! im a goood person.
copy this if you want to be as nice as me!
henkle9 3 years ago
rub a poison arrow frog all over the outside handle of a public restroom that way anyone who doesn't wash their hands will probably die.
FootClanLeader 3 years ago
Hahahah, laughed my ass off at the clip in the end... Awesome stuff, YET again!
sarkasmi83 3 years ago
Another hilarious video Danny! Was that a Girl Talk mix you used in the longboarding scene?
suburbianserbian 3 years ago
omg, skateboarding in a scuba suit and tophat?
Nicely done sir, nicely done.
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didn't want that happening to me
saniecool 3 years ago
Ohh Danny you cheer me up no end :D
I just had a massive arguement with my friend and you cheered me up thankyou xx
alicesoph 3 years ago
i know right!?hes like the best thing since sliced bred! :D
thatwuzhillarous 3 years ago 2
5/5+fav!!!!
damnnnnnnnn your so funny friend me bro :) XD
maorvanu 3 years ago
LOL
whatwouldBCdo 3 years ago
Wait, wasn't he doing a three-part thing on kissing vs. ass-plowing or something? What happened to that?
Kaisonic 3 years ago
I thought he finished with that.
chiyerano 3 years ago
Maybe, but now I can't even find the videos on his page. I never saw the third part....
Kaisonic 3 years ago
i love you..so much..god you're funny. i feel like your speaking directly to me..but instead of csi its ncis
katarinagiselle 3 years ago
whats the song?
TheBastarde 3 years ago
sounds like So Whatcha Want by the beastie boys
Goldenevilguy27 3 years ago
I would definitely say it was
TheBoogerHumper 3 years ago
Longboarding in a wetsuit with a tophat. You are amazing.
minka989 3 years ago 2
you are awesome
ukuleleko 3 years ago
That looked like FUN!
-Smurfy
smurfelunn 3 years ago
Thank you SO much. People on YouTube ROCK. Well, some of 'em.
humancombustion 3 years ago
wooo hooo an army of random killers.... stay tuned for "where to hide the body" LOVE IT!
misspossiblexxxx 3 years ago
ha ha a classic parody. You know your stuff like chicken and turkey. Although I wish It was more like the turkey. good work.
maninwhitedress 3 years ago
You won't get caught if the killings are random enough AND if you:
A. Do it in a populated enough area that your DNA won't mean a damn thing.
or
B. You're very careful not to leave any evidence that YOU were there. Leave something that belongs to someone you hate... Or maybe someone who owes you five dollars.
Examples: Ex-Girlfriend/boyfriend, a parent, your best friend's sister, or a step-brother.
Enjoy.
Vanagander 3 years ago
o wassup jim carrey
TGIRockstarNailbomb 3 years ago
It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hoes again! HA! He's building an army of modern random killers lol
linkinfan0 3 years ago
wow. that's soo true. U wont get caught if it's random.. I'm always thinking about that too.. Why is that? :p
GalaxySmith18 3 years ago
Epic Win!! Most awesome thing ever!
morcegotrop 3 years ago
YOU LONGBOARD! COOOOOOOOOOL yeah i always thought if ou murdered someone really randomly enough you would get away with it
themilkmister 3 years ago
yo do a show where you figure out where the name nikki nikki nine doors came from
inzanethoughts 3 years ago
I will not get cauth if it's random?
COOL, thanks man!
I'm killing everybody!
Even you :D
jk
Thiren111 3 years ago
goddamnit where is the man in the mask
webber332 3 years ago
Dan, not joking, I only got into CSI over the holidays and have been watching 5 or so episodes a day. Outa curiosity, who's your favorite? Apart from Grissom obviously
ET1072 3 years ago
so many attempts at still images!
w0w
1DoubleMproductionS1 3 years ago
You take a golf bag to work! Do you like playing with balls>
Greenstead 3 years ago
no, he murders people with them FOOL
themilkmister 3 years ago
oohww crap i just killed some one @ work but i don't know where 2 hide the body...
i guess i had 2 wait for that vid.
maybe i will try 2 hide it under my bed
latnahc 3 years ago
haha i am also completely desentized to murder.
mona890 3 years ago
good lord killing people now soon danny is gonna have his own cult lol
Beanieboy182 3 years ago
you are so fine
MozilliusV 3 years ago
i like the refrence to joe dirt..
Magnum934 3 years ago
I liked where you show yourself longboarding..that looks like fun. Again, happy new year and thanks for the new video.
chiyerano 3 years ago
killer Vacation video, Show me another one!!@#!#!@
Mudd0000 3 years ago
It's all about the top hat.
hursty810 3 years ago
:P 1 of the best gradualreports in a long time :P
DanLinington 3 years ago
Do U Share A House With Noisy Sheep.?
spaceman300 3 years ago
uh, hmmmmm
greensquall 3 years ago
kill kill kill!
Adonik 3 years ago
Yeah Danny, more tight suits please :D
LimenSpirit 3 years ago
nice video & happy new yr
what's the name of the song in the video, it's not beastie boys like some one said, or is it? :)
K0rma 3 years ago
found it, nevermind, once aqgain, this video is nice & wierd way to start 2009, hope u won't start killing spree in usa :D
K0rma 3 years ago
i died laughing at the "rate subscribe kill". 5 stars
LexiHearts 3 years ago
random enough eh...high school student from toronto kills up and coming gradual report star danny...sounds like a plan
the0last0hero 3 years ago
Aww Dany I <3 U!!
mariana2008splashff 3 years ago
" somebody go get the gimp"
soundrone 3 years ago
Most excellent!
Nic33rd 3 years ago
Who made that remix of So What'cha Want you used?
CanOfSpam 3 years ago
girl talk, it's on the feed the animals album
joanna86uk 3 years ago
Thanks, but whats the name of the song/track? I just want that song, don't what to have to listen to the whole album.
CanOfSpam 3 years ago
"what's it all about"
joanna86uk 3 years ago
Thanks, nice to see that are actually some kind people on YouTube.
CanOfSpam 3 years ago
you are so unfairly cool!
RogueBlueJay 3 years ago
Where too hide bodies!
Ev4sIoN 3 years ago
DAME you look hella g in that gimp suit LOL
FFRfareak 3 years ago
Have you ever seen A clockwork Orange, You kinda look like that in the clip.
blizzard242 3 years ago
Uhmn, you had a strange vacation ^^
prynja 3 years ago
ur camera focus is goin danny
boredawesome 3 years ago
I want that friggin' hat... whelp, I know who to randomly kill. Wait, if it's planned and for a reason, it's not random... shit... Can I buy it off of ya for 5$?
layarteBdnAevoL 3 years ago
Random killing is always great...w00t
fueledxbyxramen6 3 years ago
rate subscribe kill... 123 abc.
mle011 3 years ago
It is, its called So What'cha Want
jex9 3 years ago
kill... everything
roAchSteW 3 years ago
lol..kill
Alyaziah 3 years ago
I can't skateboard in 3 feet of snow, you lucky SOB.
DeepGlue555 3 years ago
^-^ kawaii
Booshibonton 3 years ago
You're a FUCKING WEABOO!!! D:
Booshibonton 3 years ago
Should i kill my boss? =/
EdasLT 3 years ago
True work of art
Biro44 3 years ago
I laughed.
davidtrustvideos 3 years ago
the top hat made it
strawberryXswirl 3 years ago
danny, i challenge you to an online game of skate, YOU IN!??!?!
mrmcgiggles 3 years ago
hahaa hawt outfit youre skateboarding in there, danny :P
marshwee 3 years ago
Come back with my top hat you skate boarding punk.
tall891u 3 years ago
Danny you are such a balla!
lucathemucca 3 years ago
What makes the grass grow?
Blood!
Blood!
Blood!
top420marine 3 years ago
isn't that from a My Chemical Romance song?
mackenZcheese 3 years ago
he skateboard Wtf
blindguy1313 3 years ago
Nice hat.
ProFunTampa 3 years ago
1:30 what music is playing??? some type of beastie boy remix?????
mwest5281 3 years ago
i think that is girl talk search them up
you9783 3 years ago
it was
gradualreport 3 years ago
Girl talk: song name what it's all about! thanks for the info!
mwest5281 3 years ago
lol i have all thir songs....
you9783 3 years ago
Lemon droppings! I can't wait to suck on the tit that is the Gradual Report! FEED ME!
ilovecm 3 years ago
1:43 Reminded me of Clockwork Orange
TwilightScore 3 years ago
looks like you got a nice white christmas
Fluganflogen 3 years ago
206
djmaster1995 3 years ago
Longboarding ? WTF ?!?!
tkach1 3 years ago
Sigh.... it should be illegal to be that sexy.
Or at least more common.
salamanderdeath 3 years ago
Longboarding in a wet suit and a top hat... AWESOME!
snakepit000 3 years ago
ok maybe a little homo...
psychophantom 3 years ago
DUDE I DIDNT KNOW THAT HE LONGBOARDED!
sgreen2011 3 years ago
Pimp. :O
xRoflCoptoRx 3 years ago
silence of the lambs
zrogoszinski 3 years ago
"with an axe, or a hatchet, right now..." LAWL
FreestyleJogaBonito 3 years ago
nice skateboarding gear!
ayyad13 3 years ago
nice song mashup!
kozes 3 years ago
so why the hat?
TheWootFactor 3 years ago
there's always the one guy that says HAPPY NEW YEAR on feburary 7th and thinks its alright.
HalfAssVids 3 years ago
haha tight, i like your hat
kisforkandyce 3 years ago
Yay You always make me laugh my ass off which is good today cause I had a really REALLY BAD day...Thank You!!!!! =] You rock!
wargirl89 3 years ago
first
JJ445 3 years ago
you remind me of jim carrey. hahaha except you're better/funnier =] you're awesome.
DFTflashmobber 3 years ago
LMFAO SILENCE OF THE LAMBS.. creepy movie..
you make me laugh :D
shanohu 3 years ago
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE BABY WOoOp
do a show about hiccps ive posted a few times before i really want you to do 1 of tht topic
mexicansilentpanther 3 years ago
MUST KILL !
SuicidalBrandon 3 years ago
I already subscribed and killed, time to rate.
Buccura 3 years ago
what beat is that?
slivr3388 3 years ago
funny stuff.
and i don't kill because it's against my religion.
squaw693 3 years ago
Ah come on! All the cool people are doin it!
And just to clarify, I only killed in self defence. Some dude was attempting to assassinate me with a technique he called the "high-five!" I quickly neutralized the situation with a plastic spoon and a lot of blood..
tsnaruto 3 years ago
lol
sorry i'm not witty enough to come up with a clever remark. but that was good. funny stuff man
squaw693 3 years ago
I try! =D
tsnaruto 3 years ago
lol, and thanks for that. it makes up for your killing
squaw693 3 years ago
You look like you are wearing a black version of the suit the dude in 'A Clockwork Orange' wore. Nice!
tManHere 3 years ago
You continuously bring smiles to the faces of raping-murder-pedophiles across the globe :)
somegirlie 3 years ago 2
YOU'RE A WAVE BOARDER?!
mikelimited 3 years ago
LOL I love the top hat
NapalmXD 3 years ago
Why do you street surf in a black suit and a silly hat? You're weird. We should get to see more of that. Unless it's part of a top secret movie you're top secretly working on.
samuelmichaud 3 years ago
You look good in a top hat.
HellsingWalter87 3 years ago
Lol, funny as always. AND your diary videos are hilarious and entertaining as well! Everyone that has a dollar to spare should go sign up for Danny's Diary Project thingamabobber, because 1 dollar is just that. It's a dollar, dudes. Like, really? Can't spend a dollar? Go without gum ONCE, haha.
TheoKupo 3 years ago
thats so neato!!!!!!!!
music234567 3 years ago
thanks Danny. u made me forget about all the shit at school today
hawaii94 3 years ago
Yep thats Beastie Boys....
Damn Danny good show, that fuckin outfit made me crack up.
JamesWolfe08 3 years ago
sweet!
ChrisElm 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure it was a remix of So What'cha Want by the Beastie Boys
Cmo9 3 years ago
rated, already subscribed & i'll work on that other one. starting with that ant right over there.
venomstrike1337 3 years ago
yeah... start small and work your way up
gradualreport 3 years ago
hey dany cool video happy new year and your wacation defenetli was beter than mine cos it was raining her in england =(...i wana know do u read all ur coments or replye to all ur coments cos uw never replied to myne love u not in teh gay way in teh straigt way u know wer i put mi cok down ur trougt anu put urs up my ass is that gay¿? take care keap on uploading love nick aka spidernick
chefnick6590 3 years ago
ziguezon zinzon
kingpopaul 3 years ago
why
Mikelp79 3 years ago
i thought it was it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. lmao happy new year danny! lol
crazyredhead525 3 years ago
ok....but who should i kill so many choices so few alabies
joshuakbrown200 3 years ago
Jeez Danny, how many times did you watch "Silence of The Lambs?" you crazy guy you lmao!
rad4life1 3 years ago
Hey,that's exactly what I was thinking, rad4life1.
chiyerano 3 years ago
Is it just me, or is this guy a little like "Dr. Cox" in Scrubs? Btw you're hilarious.. :D
afdiraf 3 years ago
That's cool HaPpY nEw YeAr!
Killtheif 3 years ago
Dear Danny,
I've been bugging you with this topic, and I want you 2 know what that topic is:
...EARWAX...That is all!
Thank you!
Nico
vanish129 3 years ago
what happened to the music the you said you would post?
ellis90009 3 years ago
i will when its done
gradualreport 3 years ago
kill
Tiredofcrap 3 years ago
Nice top hat, very spiffy.
bratneyr 3 years ago
i killed her .. what do i do now?
Pyr0clasam 3 years ago
Lmfao, Happy New Year Danny!
PlasmaDude47 3 years ago
Great job, Buffalo Danny.
GoFletchFilms 3 years ago 3
lol put the lotion in the basket! just dont eat my spleen!
booya62056 3 years ago
happy new year danny.....
you are right, my vacation was better than yours.
don't kill me.
also- having failed to make a best of 2008 video- i've already made my best of 2009 video.
i'm done with this fucking year.
bring on 2010
davisfleetwood 3 years ago
scary danny
goose1212343 3 years ago
Happy new year danny, love your videos. (:
sarahseayx 3 years ago
very true
screamblead105 3 years ago
happy new year Danny :D
WarmWhispers1 3 years ago
lol nice
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tallperson78 3 years ago
i will danny nice video thanks
johnblown 3 years ago