Ace Ventura funny clips - Pet Detective

[hotitalianstalion]

hahah yummy..

[MahajiHaji]

My uncle steve says "Yyyyyummy" like that all the time when I was like, afive year old kid eating crab dip. >_> Truestory.

[bahamut6667]

omg i was soo young when i watched this i cant even remember the movies i have to go watch them now they look 1000 time funnier than any other movies out these days "Ventura"..."yes Satan"...."oh sorry sir you sounded like somebody else" LMFAO

[VideoProductionsJEJ]

and then i'd loose 30 pounds parking his wife

[bunnychaser2000]

XD just to funny

[Snowy88940]

HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY

[MrQZWarrior]

Holy Testicle Tuesday....I marked it on my calendar

[asianprince187]

excuse me , I'd like to ass you a few questions

[claudiachip18]

Holy Testical Tuesday!!! LMAO

[downeyjrfan95]

ahahaha!!! i love his sarcastic laugh at 0:1-0:15. someone should make a vid with clips of jim carrey doing that laugh from different movies

[downeyjrfan95]

oh my gosh!!! aaaahahahaha!! "Do NOT go in there! pheeeewwwwww!!!" best line in the movie XD. not to mention that trademark sarcastic laugh he has in every movie. here he does it at the very beginning of the vid. lmfao!!! love his sarcastic laugh!

[timeismoney999]

I CAN'T NOT LAUTH CAPTAIN I DON'T HAVE THE POWER

[123plipli4]

"What do you want?"

"HDS sir and how are you this after noon allllllrighty them" :D

[NScott45]

can someone tell me the "name" of the scene where Jim goes "put your hands in the air, now wave them... tada ta ta!" ??

[IAmShmooRaccoon]

I choked on my Dr Pepper at 3:04 xD

[downeyjrfan95]

@IAmShmooRaccoon oh ahahaha!! that was one of my fav parts too. XD

[nexusD1]

gail kim fuck

[nexusD1]

bret hart evan bourne alicia fox john cena

justin gabriel heath slater david otunga

wade barrett booker t jack swagger bloopers

[duditon1]

he looks like christian bale from american psycho

[CrazyDuck1996]

ASSHOLOMIOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LOLOLOLOL

[some1iknow1]

Covering a boner @ 2:30? o_O

[13willywonka]

yes satin ..oh im sorry thought u were someone else

[cendory]

Ashoooleomiooo! :D

[CarlyAKACmara]

between 1:05 and 1:08 sounds like it should be a remix, huh? thumbsup for that 8D

[MaddZzee350]

would you like for me to take your pants off instead? Classic...

[anzacwarrior]

that shark scene scares the shit out of me everytime

[Monkeyshit4321]

1) Hold your breath.

2) Copy all of these steps.

3) Go to two other video.

4) Paste it in the comments.

If you can do all of this without breathing you're a good pot smoker

[AddDude23]

DO NOT go in there!

[AurielleL21]

i still quote both of these movies

[MrJake1222]

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[fieryhand]

@MrJake1222

Ads are how YouTube makes money! Do you want YouTube to cost money!!??

[MrMatto91]

when jim carrey acts like an idiot he still gets laughs from his fans. when someone attemps to imitate him LIKE SOMEONE WE KNOW they just look like a retard.

[19jord93]

"Oh I'm sorry sir, you sounded like someone else"

[rugbyss08]

Am the only one that thinks Einhorn was hot lol

[Mikedoobz]

How would you like me to make your life a living hell? Well I'm not really ready for a relationship

[MrsAckles09]

Warning! Assholes are close than they appear!

[Rastasticuk]

i hated the shark bit when i was younger

[tinzan]

Aaaaaasshooooolooomiiiooooo...­.!!!!

[C0NFUS3D100]

Yes, Satan?

[krustynails]

I DEWN'T HAVE DA POWERR!!!!!

[kendrat199]

"how would you like me to make your life a living hell"

"i'm not really looking for a relationship right now lois"

hahahah

[aznjess]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLORFLROFL 0:12 CANT TAKE IT 2 funny

[tbt4life]

aalllrighty theeen lmao

[Adish0287]

Listen pet dick... lol

[macbeasty]

I remember going around school when i was young saying "HOLY TESTICLE TUESDAY" before I even knew what a testicle was

[Apostolin0]

I'd like to ASS you a few questions !! :D

[SuperFluffypanda]

@Apostolin0 and ass-hole a mia,

[RedoubtWolf]

Do NOT... go in there!

My favorite Ace Ventura line.

[zippomustang05]

@RedoubtWolf mines " i have excorsiced the demons this house is clear"

[jillywilson]

lol how does he move his lip so fast that is the best laugh ever besides the madhatter by Johnny Depp

[koollan]

Hooooolllly TESTICLE TUESDAY.

In this case, the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK, and became insanely jealous.

[werewolfANDlycan]

excuse me.. i would like to ass you some questions

[eldictator1]

Captain winky

[xxxaudi100xxx]

hahahahahahha XD OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[fammguyy202]

YUMMMMY!! :D

[kingXofXhell]

the killer saw the size of the bugs DICK and became jealous xD

[Abbarina15]

"I think you might have got a little jealous when you saw the size of the cockroach's DICK..."

lol this is my favourite movie of all time. XD

[Rifukata]

ASSHOLE-O MIOOOOOO!

GREAT!

[cherbear54321]

Excuse me.... I'd Like to.... Ass you a few questions!! LOL!! ASSHOLE-A MIO :) HAHA

[luisp95]

pause the video, and press-hold the left arrow, and play snake

[302WEbster]

these old comedies are so much better uncensored.

[hannahbabee13]

I just canny do it captain,I hant got the powar :L

Considering I'm Scottish he does a pretty good accent !!

[Mochalski]

@TehChillinJuggalo so with you dude!

[Tunafame]

All righty then

[torterra3121]

lol

"Excuse Me I like to ''Ass'' you a few questions"

that guy is highlarious

[tourettesguy2008]

holyyyyyyyyy...testicle tuesday!

[Barkgirl22]

just his facial expression at 3:05-3:08 :D

[Gamefreakrd]

EXCUSE ME...I'd like to...ASS you a few questions!

[bestwalmartlp]

the black cop in the back is the captain from the beverly hills cop series

[nyckobedoya]

Holy testicle tuesday!

[rdsxluvrynkyhatr]

I'd lose 30 pounds...PORKIN HIS WIFE!

[cupcake101]

I love this movie so much! Jim Carrey is hilarious.

[deluxe518]

Listen Pet Dick. How would you like me to make you life a living hell?

Well i'm not really ready for a relationship Lois, But thank you for asking.

Classicc <3

[Zeepeli]

3:50 YAMMY

[thomaslos111]

Jim Carrey is hilarious, we should put that mother fucker on a island and just record him and se ewhat that crazy son of a bitch does. I swear he would make a plane out of a coconut.

[No1mjfan88]

@thomaslos111 hahahaha they wud b awesome :D. i wud SO watch that! Hes amazing, him and Robin Williams r awesome :D.

[Pezz2244]

my brother can aket and looks just like him

[MADDCWBY]

For the love of Pete!....People sure are friendly around here!

[robloxguggi]

excuse me "whispers" Your balls are showing" Bumblebee tuna

[lillagah]

asshole-a mio!!!!!

[ChibiXII]

"If I had been drinking out of the toilet I might have been killed" :-D

[6hokagenarutokun]

then I loose 30 pounds porking his wife?=))

[yamato714]

HDS sir and how are you this afternoonAAAALLLrity then.

[thetwocrazed]

Geee let me think? YES!

[juustcat]

jim carrey has been funny from the start

[chucky4567]

lmfao i wish he would star in just one last ace ventura film :(

[ThePureawesomness]

i need an iphone gps app that locates people i hate and when they get within 100 feet ittl say Assholes are closer than they appear

[jeop4rdy]

wow i pee'd in my pants at 3:04

[starlover1511]

I LOVE THIS MOVIE!! Jim Carrey is awesome!!!!

[cocomarshmelow]

EXUSE MEE....may i ASS ou a few questions?

[Hejmandiz95]

2:20 - 2:37 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[LAMCL23]

Sod-O-MIA!!!

[SUPERrrCHRIS]

Holey Testicle Tuesday! xD

[ripordude]

Yes satin? (I know I probably spelled that wrong)

[LordOfTheRingsGuy100]

don't not go in there wwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooowwwwwwww­www !!!!!

[I3ztevurmotta]

jim carry is #FTW

[I3ztevurmotta]

jim carry #FTW

[aoeuuiaiui]

3:44 is that Monica from Friends??

[audiophile55]

@aoeuuiaiui Yep!  : )

[matildarosdahl]

@aoeuuiaiui yess it its.

[XD19SHANE19XD]

asshole yummy yo

[3crazyfools]

lol HOLY testicle Tuesday

[xxABIGBOYxx]

i just did a report on jim carrey!

[npet021]

classic movie. Really funny

[Thrashaero]

@AntiVaccine you're a fucking nut. just because you hear this shit from somebody and it's not on the mainstream news is not the same thing as it being the truth because you think you're one of the few who 'get it'. yes, i know about many of those things. not quite sure about the alien bullshit..but what i do know is it's pretty fucking stupid to lecture that to anybody on a fucking ace ventura video, as is evidenced by your comment already being hidden for spam. get a life.

[Thrashaero]

VENTURRAAAAAA..

Yes, Satan?

OH, I'm sorry sir. You sounded like someone else.

[cultivator23]

OMFG. The ass talking scene is one of the funniest things in the history of comedy

[igorscater]

Here snow flake. Plunsh!! oooohhoohhowaaho XD epic

[qwerty9016]

at 1:19 my little cousin was like " what is she doing" and all i said was " shes just tying his shoes"

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[ymiappf]

Holy Testicle Tuesday!!!!!

[ReRemixedLive]

..YUMMAYYY

[beatthismeat]

DayniggaRayNewEra, Dummy not the "Power" he says "Time".

[zlopy]

@beatthismeat

No he said power!

[Marcus60661]

yummy!

[RGV250100]

id like to ASS u a few a few questions

[RGV250100]

id like to ASS u a few a few questions

[shiamecreaters]

ballz

[LM714SEkiLLa]

All time favorite movie......

[mbabitt]

1:14-1:31 is the best part by far.

[Organicozo]

0:43 william murderface haahhaah

[carzfan96]

omg.. u missed out the bit where he says loser in his special way.. "leho hoser"

[kentekent]

I bet the way that woman got the part of Lt. Lois Einhorn was to go down on several of the producers.

Worst acting I have ever seen...

[Smiley9891]

OMG LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH GOOD WORK!

[888MonkeyCheeky]

lol he must feel SO reatrded xD i like bits were hes always like "how r u this afternoon alrighty then" xD and i like the "id like to ass u a few questions" =D " i just cant do it captain i dont have the power " :D i like the first clip aswell xD

[Dragoneye47]

Ventura....

Yes Satan? *turns* Oh, sorry sir, I thought you were somebody else.

[Luk1ngem]

AAAAAAAAAASHOooooolooomiooooo !

[1998bear42]

holy TESTICLE TUESDAY!

[xSayHiToTheBadGuyx]

VENTURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....­.........Yes Satan?.......Oh sorry you sounded like somebody else hahaha

[loydboy1]

where is the "just do it" part????

[mishalkmh]

how could u miss that funny walk in the bathroom?

[kakashithief]

... yes Satan oh sorry sir you sounded like somebody else

[hoodedjustice10]

Man his laugh is sooo funny lol ;)

[davestheman83]

they id lose 30 lbs, PARKIN" his wife!

[nightdaughter1]

these never get old ^_^ LOL

[ChevyCamaro33]

hungry fella?

there you go!

[Kazumitani]

ass holes are closer than they appear

[xSayHiToTheBadGuyx]

who u callin an asshole u speak chuckin monkey

[LPrulezhard]

i'd like to ass ya a few q's xD

[chillsh2o]

Now make a clip with 2:20-2:35 that is my favorite part hahah

[varfordogjesus]

Im not really ready for a relationship... LOL

[TheSimonRitchieGroup]

oh fuck man, you've forgotten the best of the snowflake scene.

"it's not snowflake..it's not snowflake" hehe

[drumgirl187]

@TheSimonRitchieGroup yea i was waiting for that part lol

[Nightshade715]

"Yes Satan? " Lol ":D

[maqpwnk0]

testical tuesday =)

[ForeverImmature]

do NOT go in theree....WWOOOOO

[felipebrasil5]

/watch?v=mfJtFh9VXRE

[SnitchKillers]

YUMMY

[Marcus60661]

1:30 XD

[1Mic89]

"then i'd lose 30 pounds....PORKIN HIS WIFE!!" ROFL

[rebeldealma]

90xa0x0a0x0a i just cant do it captain i dont have the power!! hhahahhahxa0xa0xa0

[jose2090]

"id like to ASS you a few questions" hahahhaa lol

[MightyDuck2006]

3:04 His Face!! LOOOL

[SaNBeanz]

Warning, assholes are groser than they appear XD

Love this film!!

[niettevragen]

Venturaaaaaa.....yes satan ? xD

[DayniggaRayNewEra]

I Just Can't Do it Captain......I DON'T HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!

LMAO CLASSIC

[pyramidguru]

@DayniggaRayNewEra LOL the accent XD

[smelliot1]

lol excuse me! i'd like to ass you a few questions alrigt that's it my turn 5 minuites alone that's all i need cmon! lol

[MegaEvilangels]

lmfao funny movie and i love jim carrey hes my favousite actor

[chikki282]

omfg ace ventura/ jim carrey= CLASSIC!! xD

[Dudley95Chris]

HAHA (mahahahhaha)

[Slaaens]

"Excuse me, i'd like to ass you a few questions!

[KINGKAI41]

lol! I love his reply.

"Oh! Sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else..."

[mvrmvp]

assshooooooolioooo

ohhh sodomiiaaa lol

[snacki15]

ASS HOLEmia :))))

[FirstBlood1337]

Man.. I only have seen this on tV.. think I should get a copy of the actual version, cuz it seems like Im missing some good parts?

[dantastic202]

you're missing A LOT

[reda852]

"Yes Satan?" XDDD

[furygirl101]

this guy is so funny Ive loved him for years

[brizzlestick]

that shark was one hell of a snowflake :P

[talk14]

lol owned

[bertney1234]

How would you like for me to make your life a living hell?

I'm sorry, I'm not ready for a relationship Lois. But thank you for asking.

Lmfao. Oh, god. That's fucking hilarious.

[xkayxdenx]

I actually love him.

Seriously.

Hes way to good.