God Will Fuck You Up

[TheDrewManXD]

this explains the whole christian religion

[mickeymomma1]

This song sux dick just lick the peson who made it.I hope you get you'rs buddy!you are the reason they make condoms.Take the hint,please dont multiply and i hope you'r exsistance in this world is short!!!Go blow! Someone who has FAITH!!!

[TheDrewManXD]

@mickeymomma1 how christian of you

[jufulu]

@mickeymomma1 There is some serious funny in your comment. It seems that God fucked somebody up.

[RaPositivist]

@mickeymomma1 So you're hoping that God will fuck him up?

[Desdenova262]

How many christians would there be if they taught the whole bible, instead of just the nice bits?

[SabreKitteh]

The footage goes pretty well with the song.

[judgedavefilms]

He knew his neighbor's sheep in the biblical sense. Classic stuff! lol

[ThomasTrue]

Brilliant. I see you've been voteboted by the way. Lot of it going about just now.

[SCRulerShinoda]

Well that's fan fuckin tastic.

[russell6161]

Yes, yes, God will fuck you up. Just look at Iraq.

[Seraph7771000]

Lovely and Biblically correct Hymn!! Thank God for the Puritans so we would have the word "fuck:" For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge. F. U. C. K. read the sign over the necks of those bound at the stock for Adultery.

[schef61]

Hilarious, Classic!

[Laneperk1]

PRAISE JESUS MY DARK LORD AND MASTER

[SCRulerShinoda]

@karakuri oh, you're disappointed? Oh I'm so embarrassed. Fucking hipster agnostics...

[Karakuri139]

@SCRulerShinoda I'm a Christian. :)

[deathofall1052]

0:43 She looks like she's farting.

[Hyperplaterine]

This would make a great theme tune for the nutters who believe in the rapture.

[sd31263]

This is not the John Butler Trio. They are an Australian band. This is John R. Butler, a singer/songwriter from Florida who writes irreverent songs to piss off evangelicals. "The Hand of the Almighty" is from his CD "Surprise!" It's on iTunes.

[Karakuri139]

I'd really think after five thousand years of this the believers and nonbelievers could learn to play nicely. You disappoint me, and, if there is a God, I'm sure both sides are disappointing him equally.

[gpwnedable]

@Karakuri139 Hey! But you get to feel superior to both sides!

[likoly02]

im already fucked

[SummerSunshine1988]

God is alive and well.

[shadowtehpwnzor]

@TeamJacobAlways No there is no god, no final judgement, no heaven, no hell. When you die, you're fucking dead. That's it, you stupid cunt. What kind of fucking name is team jacob anyways? Obviously you believe in a lot of stupid shit.

[Rauschelle]

@shadowtehpwnzor "when you die you're f-ing dead."

no. when you die you are screwed then... for eternity.

[NoAntecessor]

@Rauschelle, I'm terrified. Apparently god will fuck me up.

[RuskePerson]

I'm not sure what to make of this video. Is it threatening me? Is it just a funny song?

Is it trying to show how much of a dick god is? Is it for god? against god?How the hell does being married to a presbyterian constitute "being fucked up?"

Thumbs up if you are as confused as I am.

[Tigerstar900]

@RuskePerson I am pretty sure its supposed to be funny. If you think its threatening, just look back and laugh. Because I sure did!

[laylacalif]

False

Evidence

Appearing

Real

[GinnyStoleMyMan]

xD I don't care what you believe, that's funny!

[putthisonmytab]

LOL

[sheyna1]

LOVE it! There are truly good Christians, I subscribe to Sojourners and though I'm not a Christian, these are people that Jesus would be proud of. So many, too many Christians are extremist. They forget to realize one simple thing..., Jesus was a liberal Jew!

[bdf2718]

@sheyna1

Jesus was a revolutionary Jew. Like would-be Messiahs before him and after him he wanted to kick out the Romans. Like all the other Messiahs he believed that Jews leaving the path was the reason the Romans were there and preached to make the Jews better Jews,

The only difference is that Jesus planned to use magic to get rid of the Romans by bringing about the prophecies of Zechariah. After 70 years it became clear Jesus' key prophecy had failed so the whole story was rewritten,

[YouCowTube]

Why do you merrily sing stakes further into your hearts? Bless, that you yourself may become blessed by God; do not curse, as we ourselves are already cursed by the Evil One. "Out of your mouth will I judge you, wicked slave!" (Luke 19:22). Jesus Christ's loving embrace will not close until God is all in all.

[YouCowTube]

Do you believe me when I say faith is knowing the best reason to trust in God to deliver the good news He promises for all? God burns down the old man through purifying holy fire, to rebuild him anew in the model of Christ. So that we all may share in the glory of God, who is blessed forever, and forever blessing. Amen.

[OeditpusRex]

@YouCowTube You say that as if your god actually exists outside your imagination.

[shadowtehpwnzor]

@YouCowTube fuck off and go suck jesus' cock while cupping the balls at the same time you dumb, superstitious piece of shit.

[Riftlol]

lol this song is hilarious^^

[UraniumMan]

Yep, that's the big three religions in a nutshell... ;o) 

[Kyvolt]

hahaha this song is hilarious

[CoochieMan215]

This is hilarious!

[Greywolf3]

I wish God would turn that bitch Sarah Palin into a pillar of salt!

[vassago419]

sick twisted bullshit. i would say go fuck yourself but you you might take that as a compliment

[carolyn6973]

Although the wording sounds a little bad, the truth is that God deciplines His children...and He will make you pay!

[firewaldo]

HAW HAW HAW this is GREAT!

[linkrock123]

FUCK GOD!!!!

[SDskeptic]

I like the song. Hope for more, such as "there's no sex in heaven", "I miss my best buddies -- they're partying in hell", "Dear god, I'm only 90--please don't take me now", etc.

Actually, god doesn't "fuck you up". That's done by his devoted ignorant preachers leading their mobs.

[MrGman115]

@republicanized Jesus came in my mouth and didnt give a fuck man. He fucked me up

[BellaSwanEdwardCulle]

WTF????

[Fredman5551]

fucking ray and his fence breaking shenanigans.

[o0xst]

the liberals dually is and are destroying america

[SuperInfective]

You're typical uneducated american filth. Please learn how american government works, learn about congress, the house, and how a bill becomes a law before you make statements like this that make you look like a fucking moron.

[o0xst]

I think u is a liberal probably ! ha! liberals always say things like that! Ann coulter said so and now i seen it myself! YOU are typical liberal filth!

[SuperInfective]

Do you worship ann coulter, bill o'reilly, and Glenn Beck?

Which in turn makes me wonder if you even think for yourself...

[o0xst]

They are bolde Americans. Do you worship Bin Laden, Fidel Castro, and Tommy Hilfiger? I bet you do. If you hate USA so much, then let me ask you this simple, simple question: Why do you choose to live here?

[SuperInfective]

Actually i worship none of the above.

And i will move out of here as soon as i can.

Fuck the USA.

[o0xst]

You should move to the mall you liberal!

[SuperInfective]

Maybe i will,

Just remember when America bites off a bigger piece than it chews, i won't be one of it's pathetic citizens dying because of the governments lack of giving two shits about a single citizen.

[o0xst]

Ha! Citizens can pull theyself up by their boostraps! Read Ayn Rands "The story of the worker and the lazy man" it is a very elegant book and a fine treat to read.

[Lindyhops17]

ha, what a tool.

i've never met someone so ignorant in all my days.

you are the lowest form of a human being.

i wish there was a God to smite you.

fuck you o0xst, you stupid, stupid person.

[o0xst]

@Lindyhops17 lindsey u R destroye america. i bet u hate sarah palin, a good woman.

[Lindyhops17]

@o0xst

lol, i thought you were a little too good to be true

[CoochieMan215]

@o0xst Sarah Palin is a good woman? Are you REALLY that fucking stupid?

[o0xst]

@CoochieMan215 she is a fine woman and a bolde usa hero. we r lucky 2 have her in our nashun. if u hate usa leave. many places 2 stay at

[CoochieMan215]

@o0xst Oh, I get it. You're jut trolling. No one could really be that stupid. Have fun

[SuperInfective]

Yeah!

I'm looking forward to slaughtering the sheep that believe in a useless god.

[DammitDrag]

@SuperInfective GOOD RIDDANCE, HAVE FUN.

[DammitDrag]

@SuperInfective It beats worshiping Obama the super negro.

[rrpostalagain]

@DammitDrag Err, disregarding your blatant racism, it may also beat worshiping a small piece of soap. But why must we worship anything?

[tao1able]

If everything needs a creator then who created God? Super God? Then who created .........

[thesamms1]

Interesting take on lashing out to blame instead of aceepting responsibility for our own actions.. I believe free will plays into this by giving us an opprotunity to believe or not. Big Bang or a Creator that created. Who created the Big Bang?.

[exchhc]

just the best song ever.  truly inspirational.

[Funmakinmoney]

LOL GOD HATE AMPUTEE!!!!! Show one time EVER in HISTORY where there is REAL PROOF of an amputee who has had is prayers answered. What did amputees do too make god hate them, could just be there is no GOD!!!! LOL Keep killing for your god.  RELIGIOUS DELUSIONAL FREAKS

[fordz71]

truth hurts eh?

[tibbsr25]

Let me know how thats works out for you

[elevenbravo01]

I WANT THIS SONG!!!!!

[bnbalenda]

God is a drug

[jollyjock]

Lot's evil wife is now in my shaker, adding important flavor to my watermelon. And what about Ray? He KNEW what he was doing, no doubt about it. It was pre-meditated perversion, and he fully deserved his future wife. I hope she smells b-a-a-a-a-a-d too. This song is wholly holy, and should be under every pew. Amen.

[MrMakavellii]

^ Flag that entire troll filled Video off !!!

FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG !!

[glowmaster1]

yes, censor the rights God gave you to express yourself. You don't have to flag this video. God will fuck him up for making it! lol

[rodat6]

Anything of real intelligence who would create life forms less intelligent than itself and would want to be praised, honored or worshiped by what it made is guilty of self worship, nothing less. This god can kiss my ass, what a great song. Thank you Cheesus Priced, thank you for trading location for our sins.

[MasterNyte]

Oddly enough, if God wants us to be like Him, then it would be in his nature to praise himself, if you really want to think about it like that. But that's not really what it's about. It's about a God who wants to restore a broken relationship, and will sacrifice himself to do it.

[osfania]

Christians are Christians because they are 1. afraid of death, 2. too lazy or stupid to explain the physical world around them, 3. superstitious, 4. duped by the Vatican (early on) and the Roman rulers who used religion as a means to dominate/subjugate the masses.

[kic112982]

1. Some christians are that way. HOwever, to lump any group of people together is ignorant conservativism that leads to racism, hatred and division. Last night, my pastor spoke about the purpose of communion (for a Maundy thursday service) is that it is one place in the world where ALL are welcomed. While the church as a social group always falls short, the goal of many Christians is to bring all together with respect and love for all. Desmond Tutu, MLK, Boehnoffer are not duped, or dum

[DammitDrag]

And atheists just burn in hell.

[curlys8up]

God's gonna Fuck You Up for postin' schitt like this!!! ; D

[kic112982]

God has a sense of humor, just look at the platypus

[thewererabbit]

word

[RoB201]

WOW I love God hate this song its not even funny

[ANALVOMIT666]

GOD IS GAY!!!!!! he wants to fuck me :(

[sagekat3]

OH My Fucking God, What the hell was that?

[guitarmaestro078]

THIS IS HILARIOUS...

The loving god...

[SailorWuvsPeanut]

lol, wuzzup maestro! :D

[guitarmaestro078]

Not much man lol Finally uploading videos. I have four now and they all suck, but hey its something.

[SailorWuvsPeanut]

cool! Yeah I been slacking on the videos for awhile but its all good.

[guitarmaestro078]

Sweet man, check my videos out whenever you have a chance lol and rate!

they are nothing special but at least one of them should be entertaining haha

Peace out dude

[lwahlberg100]

It looks like you've been hit by a vote-bot. Damn retards...*sigh*

[qalnor]

god turned that bitch to salt

[Capn0bvious]

I'm a Christian and I'm not offended by this song. It's funny.

[denijeur]

A concise and precise retelling of the Bible :)

Thanks guys, nice song.

[gnanti]

god wont fuck

[Dreamerx47]

HE FUCKED MARY UP!!!!!!!!

[ubcphysicsyangbo]

oh God please fuck me up, oh yeah, baby come ot me

[scumgod13]

ha Ha Ha He cussed and drank and broke his neighbors fence. This is damn Genius!

[roryoc31]

ya great video

[Neji1718]

haha i heard this on the radio it i couldnt stop laughing

[awesomeangi]

This is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time!

[LowBudgetStudios]

HAHAHAH< that was brilliant. I'm praying now.

[spoilmerotten59]

My friend reminds me all the time with this song that if I do wrong, god will fuck me up!

[AtheistCanuck]

MegaLollerskates. Maybe even MegaROFlcopters.

[jscott1213]

I believe that John R Butler wrote and sings this song - Not the John Butler Trio. Check iTunes.

[berkman123456]

ROFLMFAO!!! Why in the hell haven't I heard this one b4?! I was traumatized by religion myself for a few years. This has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard!

[dezdog6]

I know! A local musician, Walt Young, sang this last night in concert and had us all laughing and singing along for the chorus! First time I ever heard this but am glad that this guy Butler wrote it! VERY cool!

[DLAUK1989]

Oh yeah, I want to burn.

[MattTaylor1981]

ROFLCOPTER has been loaded and prepared for take-off.

[barthe7ruth]

I'm not sure how to feel about that fact that I recognized those Steve Reeves Hercules clips. Damn good song and video arrangement though.

[climbercaver]

I love this song. I came across it a couple years ago. Thanks for posting it.

[nycbluntsmoka420]

lol well done.

[topdawg911]

Condemning christianity does not mean, that all religions are to be condemned.

[lolanonymouse]

Nice formulation there. You are totally right topdawg911, just because christianity is wrong does not necessarily mean that all other religions are preposterous (even though they are). Though I think that mediatedthought is right while saying "Faith is the excuse we give ourselves to believe in something without good reason" In the vidinfo. We have no better reason to 'believe' in a greater power. xD

[saxmanchiro]

Here is a little statement I came up with to help us understand why we need to drop the delusion of believing in sky-daddies, or whatever turns you on.

The reason for the season is the NEED for the Season of Reason. (Saxmanchiro)

[CptWang]

Err...the Enlightenment?

[saxmanchiro]

CptWang

Sure, let's call it that if you wish. I have waited 42 yrs for this end to the delusion that is religion. The generation coming into adulthood is showing strong signs of helping our society finally drop the delusion. I am very excited about that. This media and other blogs are helping them to see the truth behind the mythology. So I call it 'The Season of Reason'. The best way to leave a delusional mindset is through enlightenment or education. Hatred between religions is not progress.

[CptWang]

Change is in the air true. My point wasthat the age of reason can be seen in the 17th&18th century enlightenment &yet mankind still craved something more. Religion shouldn't be that something morebut lacking anything else, it stood in place.Science is a way nota replacement, & without some kind of mythology we will be forever unnourished in the ways that really matter. This is nothing Nietzsche hasn't already said I know but the current climate among disbelievers strikes me as extremely myopic.

[saxmanchiro]

The movement might be myopic, in this case, it's a good myopia, in my opinion. The sooner we drop the mass delusion, the better for mankind and all earth's creatures.

Reason has to prevail for us to survive our own insanity.

[axobeauvi]

great song and nice sound quality.

where can I find more of these guys ,who are they?

[sethsassy]

Those are mostly scenes of old Steve Reeves Hercules movies not biblical but the thought is still there.

[theoldrevolution]

What's even better than the song is supersarges comments, laffo

[Lawgiver45]

I love this song.. Hahaha!!

[LatinoParaSiempre]

Lol!!!!

[supersarge229]

Shoot me a line if you think I'm telling the truth. Hell, shoot me a line if you think I'm a lieing sack of shit! Life is a wonderful thing, and we are not doing it by ourselves! History, and biblical history, are the story of humanity. We are the things that we share. This is just another wonderful day here in fucking paradise! Noone is shooting at you, you don't live in a tent, and you can buy all the beer you want when you get off of work tonight! Fucking Paradise! And a bunch of

[Elidoransgar]

Fuckin' lawl!

[dylanortenzi91]

@supersarge229 I Hope people like you realise there is no heaven and when we die we turn into dirt. Try taking a science course and you'll realise how stupid religion sounds. I mean seriously, all the smart people in the world don't believe in this trash. [If you want to see the comment im replying to you'll have to hit see all, it's near the bottom]

[Squyresimon]

@dylanortenzi91

supersarge229's comments have been deleted as 'spam'. Actually, 'all the smart people in the world' don't agree with you, far more are agnostic. Sure, religions are absurd in their claims to be 'the only true one' etc., although most are based on humanistic 'do unto others' principles which is fine as a moral compass. Science does not prove your point. In my opinion atheism is just as stupid as religious fundamentalism.

[supersarge229]

You've been telling yourself that the things that you do are not wrong are just your "endstinks" tell you what to do and that you have no control over what happens in your life because of the things that you do. Welcome to being human. God forgives that. He rewards what you do above that.

[supersarge229]

Faith is more than you can understand, as long as you keep your head in your butt. God didn't fuck you up, you've been doing that to yourself every since somebody told you that the christians were just trying to control your life. You know the difference between good and evil, youv'e just been lieing to yourself.

[supersarge229]

Even YOU TUBE!!

[supersarge229]

Ain't we all fucked up? We have all fallen short of what GOD expects of us. Fuck, we've all fallen short of what our mothers, fathers, and first grade teachers thought we were capable of. The greatest thing is knowing Jesus (Oh,yeah, I said his name!) loves us all, knows our short commings, will stand before GOD and proclaim we are his, and all we have to do is ask... God bless America! God bless us every one!

[krazyyaker]

Lol! this is really funny shit! :)

[Curtis006]

fun song

[venus1112]

Faith works for me when there is no good reason, which is often times the case. I love your song! I have listened to it many times. LOL! It is very true, the Wrath of God is the righteous energies of the Good brought to the point of destroying the destroyers. Your voice and harmony are awesome!

[JokeInHand]

I really like this song... it's wicked dry humor at its best. Now check out my mockumentary ""High Hop" Harvey" for additional inappropriate use of the f word.

[tjaleideristdasso]

I bet everyday that th almighty fucked this World, but then i comßpletly awake and recognize that he fucked this world a long time ago!

[localdeity]

stop being so proud of yourselves, god will fuck you up

[rvvarghese]

im third :/

[anonymistake]

I'm second! FUKK YEAH!!

[ctmexperiment]

i'm first!! WOOT WOOT