how to roll a joint

[Cuvester]

Sloppy roll, but funny!

[TheLatinflava101]

My grandpa

[krazykornkid30]

diz videos tight lol

[p3tah]

I can tell you exactly what this is...

This is something that i refer to as "nipple cheese". Sounds gross...but it describes it very well. We often see this in overweight cats, that aren't able to groom their bellies very well. Glandular secretions build up around the nipple and the nipple becomes inverted with the "cheese." Sometimes you can use pressure to pop the nipple back out, but sometimes no matter how hard you try, it just wont come out.

Hope this helps!

[DaPs3Gama]

Let me take a hit nigg!

[redpiggies]

Wanna give me some weed ha

[lxempire909]

Haha I like this guy

[BrudaFromAnothaMutha]

Haha what a joke

[lbennyn]

Haa this guys joke

[ultimatebloonz2]

@DokterKodive well i smoked 15 bucks of weed with my friend and i got high the first time, but if you are smoking with more than four people then yeah you will need around 3-4 grams to get a good high, hope i helped :)

[kaitlynissocoollike1]

@DokterKodive ... You won't get high the first time... And you need more then one gram for like four ppl.. Try purple kush next time if your lookingg for fun. It is really strong!

[mihawk1]

I smoke buds with that old guy all the time

[combatcommand]

I want a plush toy of him.

[natebro123]

LMFAO

such a fucking boss

[DnBserver]

Hes Got the munchies!!!!

[JonIsGangstar]

Everyone in the audience is high

[alexthelyons]

@silverrope6, I was in your same position about a week ago. When you feel ready to smoke, find a mate or someone to share with, then you don't have to smoke the entire thing yourself if you don't want

[winkydee]

40 dislikes? What's not to like?

[BluntxTrauma]

Soo badass

[toweronepower]

Can nobody roll a good joint in america?

[johnnyxpp]

DAMN . i think everyone in the audience is DUMBSMACKED .

[silver91342]

i herd they are making weed legal in california for ages 21 and up or something like that dont know to much about that yet ?

[silverrobe6]

i've never had any weed =[ i really want some, im just studyin up, on how to roll the joints, and shit

[fritobless]

thats not weed at all

[oneguycoding]

I'm having a hard time thinking of any Canadian media personality from my youth who was more Canadian than Pierre Burton, probably because I just smoked a fattie.

RIP Pierre.

[expatted]

Wonderful!!! 5 stars.

[alexafhal]

hahaha the ending

[420Sok]

this is amazing

[Soowa124]

I haven't learn anything from this but it was funny. What do you have to do to get the cone shape? start rolling from a filter or what??

[linkkidd]

@Soowa124 It depends what way you roll the paper at the end, and how you distribute the weed. Larger amounts of weed are best rolled in a cone shape, IMO.

Rolling with the filter already in it can be really hard. It's best to put it in after it's all together when you're first starting out. It can be done, though.

[mikemihalis9]

lol i have those same rainbow papers, they're made out of hemp

[Gemmabeta]

Sorry for being a bit thick, but, can someone explain the Hydroponic joke?

[GobHobblin]

Hydroponics are a type of cannabis. It refers to the strains and the type of watering style the plant gets. They grow it in Ontario a lot.

[owenda3]

Hydroponics are NOT a "type" of Cannabis!! it refers to a growing medium

[BigDaddyMalcontent]

Hydroponic is simply an indoor method of growing in which the plant is artificially illuminated & watered, rather than planting it in soil. Any plant can be grown hydroponically, not just weed.

[makinyoustressed]

hydroponics= dro= greatest shit eva

[Bambiezbotron]

The first time I saw this, I was absolutely floored laughing. It's great to see that the man who wrote 'Vimy', a book on a very serious subject, being able to do something really fun and funny.

Oh, Canada!

[PontFX]

if it's legal it'll be able to be grown by anybody with a brain. So... I guess that rules you out.

[PleasureFreaks]

you people realize we are closer to having marijuana legal in the US than ever before. soon this bull will be over and forgotten

[xdorkasaur]

its probly flagged because some prim proper pretty boy showed it to his mommy and she got pissed.

[Paaascal]

the final joint was probably rolled with tobacco

[KingsPaintingCali]

Fukin funny as hell!!!!! XD

[GreyBullet]

MUNCHIES!!!!!

[themanyouwanttobe]

This video is unsuitable for minors? It was aired on prime time Canadian national television!

[Biblepipe]

With all the violence and crap you see on the airwaves including here, I can't imagine why this would be flagged as "inappropriate for some viewers." You mean inappropriate for the little darlings who sit and watch the "Saw" movies or play GTA (nothing BUT violence and chaos). THIS is inappropriate??!! This is the result of a society which knows NOTHING that adhere to leaders and authority who know less than nothing. Pierre Berton is one of my heros. Bill Maher (Real Time-HBO) is another.

[Biblepipe]

I used "this" too many times in the last statement! Laughing too hard I guess. *"This is the result......" should be "It is the result......"* LOVE THIS VID!! Again, with all the nasty stuff out there and this gets flagged. We're misprioitized at the very least. RIP Pierre Berton. Nice to see someone my parents and grandparents generation looked up to being hip enough to do this. It's great when the old boys and girls do something over the top funny and relevant such as this. Refreshing!

[AidanandBear]

love it

[llcswift]

Pierre Berton is a legendary and iconic representative for the Canadian national identity. Overlooking Canadian pot would be a professional folly for Mr. Berton, C.C.

[kimdraughan]

i must say the old guy has skills lol

[TheWalkersTO]

i love pot in my asss

[JukeBoxHeroJBH]

why are they laughing the whole time?!?!?!

[acewellrules]

lol, let me tell you, its not that way

[hello29o]

hehe this is jokes lol

[PotSmoker301]

funny as hell

[regeneratefaith]

Lol so funny, I like the part when he's munching out.

[ainsley2006]

FUCK ME HE TAKES IT COWBOY STYLE(no roach)

[GaianGold]

god i love Pierre Berton! as a canadian id be give me left nut to smoke with him!

[Leninthebest]

LOOL was this real ? SO funny xD

[micskipnbop]

man that joint is a pice of shit man that shit fall apart b4 u get to smoke it....................... always remember rollit right keep it tight !!!!!!

[Poomou]

What a great man, I want him as a grandfather.

[SuperHippy3]

@Poomou haha, yeah

[WillSmithCleanRap]

i use tea

[tillmanshoobergoober]

haha fail

[notbydesign]

this video was incredible....

[caitlinlangford]

haha yeah shitty joint man, it shouldnt fall out.

[timsperts]

when i roll it it just falls out.

[dakotah56671]

thats a shitty roll then bro...

[tillmanshoobergoober]

what does? everything?

[anthony7640021]

Hahahahahah Dude Nicee Munchies

dude the only shitty thing was that was fake weed

[supersamurai563]

that man is so awesome. or as the young people call it, a coner!

[masztavanzs]

its not even the same joint:D but heck, this man is pure awesomeness

[c3bullets]

that guy is my hero:P haha

[thecumcreator]

that was funny

[italianfisher]

that doesnt look like weed

[tallneil]

this is why i love Canada

[ilyboo18]

dayuumm dhis shyt was funny :p

lamooo .

[NeverFoundOut3]

the ending killed me off LMFAO ! got pure munchies n there he is fully chompin on wotsits lmaoo

5/5 no doubt ! buh that joint at the end was weak :(

[tigerjonn]

using some whack lookin bud.... hahahaha.. tis shit is funny though!

[element787]

hahah this shit is funny is that real weed that he is using? it looks like it

[heretic280]

LOL!!!! omg he got the munchies at the end LOOOLZ NIgga dayuum funny ass old nigga ma word diggg

[Cheerleading4Ever]

what kindof paper is that

[linkkidd]

The papers he held up were Ziggy blues. I'd know that pack anywhere :D

[ahboi89]

LOL HEZ FUNNY!

[hyungooo]

WRONG

[byrdbassist]

I bet it would be awesome to chill with him for a day

[thatguywhocuthishair]

man i love at the end whens he got the munchies

[dr8ken]

u get a filter so u don't get the stuff in ur mouth

[Adog18887]

If it get in ur mouth eat it. U dont need a filter makes no sence

[cj6694]

filters are for pussies

[reaperofgenocide]

By filter do you mean roach?

Because some people refer to a roach as a filter ...

If you do mean a roach, then i guess not getting the most out of your bud is being a pussy then huh?

And if you mean an actual filter, idc... its still good and green.

[acidmetal1]

dude you thought this over too much and took it to heart all sad.

[reaperofgenocide]

?_?

[noobxcore]

is it better with or without a filter?

[AquaTeenAlexForce]

it really doesn't matter if you have one it is what you prefer if you want a filter all it is is that you save more than what gets wet and doesn't burn

[gamrgirl18]

noobxcore, it depends on the type of high you want. filters can lock in most of your THC. also...when you dont use a filter there's no need to "suck" the joint..almost as you would a cigarette. simply because its more like breathing air.

so i prefer without.

and dont use filters to save whats left..you can hold your joint with something else..tweezers even work

[TridentRoche]

it's funny cuz you can do it that way, but thats with no filter which sucks

[mxmike458]

LOL. Too bad he messed it up saying its all hydroponic, then instructing to remove seeds. Other than that, good entertainment hahaa

[steeg1234321]

Hydroponic doesn't mean there are no seeds, it means its grown without soil. I think the word your looking for is sensimilla.

[ruschaef]

really? thank you. thank you for cracking that egg of knowledge on me. thank you for proving that you know more about weed. fuck you. does it really matter? just go smoke you dip shit.

[steeg1234321]

Wow... Settle down there pissy pants, I was just stating a fact, no need to go jumping down my throat just because I corrected a simple mistake. Take a toke and settle down.

[guitargodgod]

aaahhhhh hahahahahaha!

[truelegendinblack]

everynoe and bible paper y dont yall buy the paper

[ajajajskates]

how do you get the paper??

or can you use any paper???

[ArmYkiCkAzz]

go to any gas station...duhhh . you need a certain paper u cant use jus any because sum contain harmful chemicals, and dont burn evenly. go to a gas station and pick up cig paper

[ajajajskates]

uhhhmmmm.....

im not old enough to buy cigar paper..

[sunnyztmoney]

alright man although I cant legally tell you to

just steal them man, or get someone to buy for you, look for people like 19-25 ish because they would be the best bet

good luck

[hahahadamnit]

any cigar store has paper.

[DevJoch]

use bible paper

[ajajajskates]

wtf??

why specifically bible paper??

how come everyone tells me to use bible paper??

whats special about bible paper???

i mad a bong and i smoked everyday for 3 days straight and i didnt feel shit, i felt a little bit diffrent like all chill but nothing out of the ordinary

[DevJoch]

dude you will definatly know when your high, maybe the stuff you got was fake. Bible paper is good because its like roller paper, if your religious then just use reciete paper. The first couple of times you smoke some people dont get high. get keep doing it,it will happend one day. You can always use a coke can or an apple.

[ajajajskates]

u made a bong and thats what i used for 2 days

and it wasnt fake

[randomhuntley]

yo dude...if ur religous u shouldnt be smoking weed lol..am i right?? lol

no hate

[ReignOfShemsu]

smoking weed is a part of many religions

[xblwarrior33]

your a dumbass

[randomhuntley]

how,,,just a joke

fuck terd

[Keoffryreborn]

And God said, MAN SHALL USE EVERY GIVEN HERB. Not that I'm religious.

[darkmaster07]

cause it's thin. if you're such a bible nut find one of those shitty mini dictionaries and use paper from that

[chrisfuller1]

ur big shit

[DOC789456]

if you dont wanna use the holy descriptions use the back where its blank duhh

[thewhitezombie666]

lol done that once with a bible from a hotel room.

[DonFuego1]

bible paper works hella good, plus churches willl give you a bible for free, least mine did

[darkmaster07]

stay away from cigarette paper, the best for rolling joints is hemp or rice paper, or cellulose if you want a bit of flare. cigarette papers burns to fast and leave ash and a crappy taste.

[T33PH]

hahahha oh my goodness

favorite ever

[goradem]

lol the end.. munchies!!

[AnubisRising667]

This is funny. Love the ending with the Cheetos, lol.

[comgetit1]

wtf man that didnt look like weed for shit it was just some crappy grass like stuff and thats not rolling that puttin something in paper and making the paper round and stick YOU CANT ROLL FOR SHIT

[reed2564]

ur a badass dog!

[intiago]

BC KUSH! all the fucking way man. god save the queen bro!

[heuilleman]

RIP pierre :(

[mar0069]

fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[b69nn]

thats a saggy reef

[netweit]

Canada!Canada!Canada!

[sabbath994]

firm but noyt to firm

[ncsbear]

Canada kicks our ass so hard.

[AltairMactavish]

haha if u wanna get some good weed u gotta go to canda hah

[ncsbear]

Nah, bro. I live in NorCal. We got that shit down.

[AltairMactavish]

haha i dont even smoke weed but when i went to montreal holy shit it smelled good

[whateverittakesblitz]

Yes! What a great video for the newbie rollers! Finally a DIY I can add to my playlist happily.

[WeedMan117]

ha ha He had the munchies

[LadySamantha420]

haha man pierre is fucking awsome! xD I'de toke it up with him anytime! lmao bowties FTW

[ktkid]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[madsixtian]

thank you thank you thank you for showing this!!! I've been looking for this video for some time!!! I can see the physical(and attudial) resemblence between Pierre and my father-in-law (who was Pierre's first cousin)

[metaljiji]

ROFL!!!

try to watch it when ur high :P

[CabbagePatchKid]

hahaha that was fucking brilliant!!!!

[footballqc36]

was this on nbc... HOW DID I MISS IT?

[serellie]

"This video may not be suitable for minors." Please, this aired on CBC during prime-time. Don't be so uptight, viewers, Pierre Berton wasn't.

[lynnshell78]

you are so right this did air on cbc in prime time so what's the big deal thanks

[whattafreshie]

LOL

[N8Duffster]

hahaha damn canadians. "Firm, but not too firm" haha. Don't burn your bowtie.

[emrenaud]

haha F*** yeah canada :)

[Dennyscool]

Hahahah, i love the ending

[ericzed]

this is so fucking hilarious.

"it's not that way!"

[8plumbj]

Saddens me when i think, How the hell are cigarettes legal and not weed ):,,, I can guarantee Obama wont legalize it, hes black and if he did he go down in history as the 1st black president that legalized weed -_-

[BmUaDn]

hey but we can always hope right!! he has my vote for sure

[bloodgultch15127]

LMAO

[PsychosisFire]

"they leave unsightly toke burns on your bow tie!"

lmao

[erminster]

dude is hard core

[dlaraskate07]

old man got the munchies hahahaha

[trickems]

thats shit weed give the old cunt some good shit he wont even get wasted

[sarawoodcock]

what the hell kind of weed is that lol

[RidiculousDank]

it's probably fake i doubt they could use real shit for this it seems really well produced

[Caliw33dt3xasgrow]

that wuz a not a fat joint a smoke joints the size of blunts...but that wuz cool i like that old guy

[Potlover2112]

thats some shitty lookin weeed! lol

[googlesucks27]

weed? looks like they got that from a wood chipper. lol ^o^

[crazycraka555]

yes.. yes I do

[Rnamod]

haha he popped a coner..... im 14 and i've decided weed is the new pepto and aspirin

[elementskater07]

oh wow hes cool

[Kissarmy753]

lol

[HollyNeenja]

that was a fat joint.

[ballzley]

when he was rollin it the correct way, the he still had some bits of herb spillin out the ends; solution? simply another mat to catch these spillings, fold up, and dump into one end of the joint.

finally, u might wanna pack on end or put in a cig filter (or zigzag filter, depending on how small your herb bits are) to keep one end from spilling when you are blazing up ;D