Minecraft - SHUT UP!!

[FaIconHD]

HEY! YOU STUPID PENIS FLAPPER! DONT CALL GRIFFIN STUPID! YOUR STUPID!

[professorGwicked]

i just saw the wirdest add ever befor this epidode about like shoes i think :P

[Hawke926]

Why do God and Santa sound the same?

[robloxguy90]

3:26  Coffee and heroine. Best. Morning. EVER.

[sackboyzombie]

are you a grown man?

[dannysmalz]

i was screaming the entire time for him to use the wood on the trees instead of run back to get coal... lol

[SkyrimWolfie]

sand... is... MEAN!!! IT BURIED MEH ALIVE!!!!!!!

[duncan33984]

my minecraft sucks with the new dumb ass java

[rachelisinsane]

conclusion drawn from this episode: toby is god....

[EpicWinFailVID]

thumbs up if you feel extremely smart when you listen to toby talk



[amanny100]

HEY HEY SHUT YO MOUTH HEY HEY SHUT YO MOUTH SUCKA! I laughed so hard.

[seedotghost]

Toby...you want coal? then go back to the skeleton spawner cave right next to your Fortbuscus...there is coal all over the ground and ceiling!

[seedotghost]

I like how at the start of the video he had nothing to burn with, but he had an Iron axe, and was surrounded by trees...

[LaviRules18]

@anamelessmuffin that wasn't coal it was the broken pieces of cobblestone. No offense, sir, but you just failed.

[bental88]

lol my dog started barking at the same time as his

[madamerainbowfish]

he told his dog to sit in a fridge

[anamelessmuffin]

at 7:02 he walked over a vien of coal no ofence but fail

[xXWolfQuestFANXx]

I went to Minecraft. Made Toby's name out of gold and diamond. Because that is how much he is worth to me

[Chiriri123]

i think you should try cooking eggs and rotten flesh

[Cittykitty17]

I still like u

😍

[chainchompman]

This guy is the reason why i play minecraft

[PsychoCatArtist]

The creepy sound i think means that there is a cave entrance or... a cave...

Or its something else/

I'm not absolutely sure

[11Rico96]

lol

-"oh hey piggy"

-Draws sword

-"heeeyyyyy"

[majinjovan]

and if you aren't using Toby's playlist to watch these videos, then you need to start doing that.

[majinjovan]

"zombies are slow" says the man who doesn't use shift to run... it's SHIFT to RUN right?!

[GirFan219]

DUDE THERE WAS COAL RITE WHEN YOU SAID YOU DIDNT NEED IT AND LEFT UR MARTHA STEWART HOUSE!!! WTP TOBY?!

[MangoGameVlogs]

"oh balls" xD I say that too!!

[JCTECH321]

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[123pirategal]

7:18 you missed the frickin' coal

[SureinDragon]

Toby: Lets go burn down my Martha Stewart house!

Me: Wait... Wasn't that made mostly out of cobble? .-.

[MandyRox231]

first 10 people to thumbs up this comment are tobys biggest fans

[pwnisher1006]

Toby- you Griffin stand in the fridge! Good boy

Me- umm what xD

[JerryMau5]

0:09 watch the top right of the screen O_0

[jkeveren]

u dont need coal

u can smelt logs to get charcoal

just as good as coal

[TheJofisean]

Ahhh...morningly heroin

[MinecraftvsCreepers]

but....but....I sneezed in this video, and you didn't say bless you :(

[Husler181]

@MinecraftvsCreepers i did

[DownTownBrown1998]

So when i comment a funny quote from the video i get thumbs up?... hmm mm interesting

[ThunderShade81]

LOL! "TORCHES! THEIR STILL ON FIRE.. STICKS.. THEIR STILL WOODEN...MUSHROOMS...THEIR STILL SMELLY!" xD WEAK!

[EsmeOdair]

Nopeee, nothing like a beautiful square sunrise at my housy house with some sticks that are STILL made of wood.

[GalifreyGal22]

What Toby says: "The pickaxe, as it's called."

What the Captions say: "The picnics as it's called." And that's one of the better captions... XD

[Super4Jake]

use lava bucket!

[jozzmcraftalot]

8:50 brother pig from episode 1? Is it really you? It's still in the same place!

[davidwick709]

at first i didint know griffin was a dog... after a heard him yelling at griffin to shut his little doggy mouth i realized he was a dog BLESS YOUR FACE

[TheMc1436]

:;(. ive been searching for 30 minutes for the video I left off on

[clockworkladyJaz]

@TheMc1436 I know, I hate how he stopped putting the number of the episodes on the videos, I get so confused after what I left off on. :(

[Laserman087]

His dogs name is grifdore

[xDarkStar19]

That awkward moment when you know that Toby could just cook with wood, but he doesn't...

[cbgriefer]

Sticks! They're still... wooden

[angryninja31]

use wood instead off coal

[ChristiChaan]

will you marry me? Q_____Q

[cray0523]

MY CAT SNEEZED! THANK YOU FOR BLESSING HIM!

[THEULTIMATEID]

be bad and wait the xmas

[HaHaHaaMadeyoulook]

why is there so much toby noobs ive been a fan for like a year

[jazzermb]

"And some heroine, NOT HEROINE, Did I say Heroine? I meant... Yeah Heroine, Yeah I did actually I meant heroine Nevermind were good" What is wrong with you? XD

[thedudeguy121]

I know how to get a reply... ;)

[THEPOSSIE1000]

Still got quake pro?

I hacked this comment you are supposed to thumbs up and reply then you'll get a reply..seeeeeeeee!!! its magic

[mossesswaffle]

@THEPOSSIE1000 don't be retarded man its just a youtube trick

jk but it is just a youtube trick

[thebigB3AST]

hes searching for coal and i only get coal weird

[fullmetalgirl]

You and Griffin XD

[TEMPLARKILLER1200]

why racist fuck you dont talk as god or i kil you

[XPixilatedCatX]

@TEMPLARKILLER1200 U mad bro? It was just a joke...

[robloxguy90]

if zombies took over the world, i would kill them all WIT MAH DIMOND SORD!!!

if creepers took over the world, i would build a tower and live on it.

if skeletons took over the world, i would live in my house forever.

if spiders took over the world, i would run and never stop.

if all of these ruled as 1 colony i would turn on peaceful and delete minecraft.

[crazypsychospartan12]

haha! oh my god, dude, you're hilarious xD

[copacafana]

Toby:The worst part is that you guys know where it is from...

Me:Yes,yes we do :)

[iluvmaslow212]

he should make more houses!!!!

[shadowizak1]

YYYYEEEEOOOOWWWWNNNN nothin like a nice square sunrise y=to get you started in the mornin... and coffie... and haroin.... did i say haroin? yea sure and some haroin -_-

[RAYBEM1]

Compass will point to your bed but...when you break your bed and replace it....it points to your originsl spawn

[Left4DeadSounds]

@RAYBEM1 Looked at the wiki, your wrong. it always points to your original spawn.

[superoffline123]

you sound like pbat when you do your funny voices about "c'mon Endamaen" and "Yea Shugga Canez"

[mrspartan228]

Dude be nice to doggies they just wanna murder little kiddies

[Homer1234565]

God is Granpabuscus and Altair?

[bbatmmann]

zombie don't like fast food

[cconino]

Why you lookin at this comment? YOU'RE MISSING TOBUSCUS DUDE!

[Kigit42]

@cconino Actually, there's an ad on...

[KageTenshiiRyuu]

"when we left off... gfft dbbt drrt"

Me: oh yeah i remember that... >_>

[Madt001]

Only the zombies that come out of graves would be slow cause they'd be all decayed and icky. If they bite living, healthy people who can run fast we are all totally screwed cause then they will be like the 28 days later zombies.

[MeAsrian]

he shouldve put the lava in the hole

[TheGrandmaster161]

thumbs up if u think toby sounds like peter griffin

[poker158149]

If he doesn't have the greatest luck.

[momtobrndon]

Too bad he doesn't have my house i have a coal mine under my house

[WolfiePro1]

I love how he forgot to sleep in the bed

[leahnog]

SHUT UR MOUTH SHUT UR MOUTH GRIFFIN SHUT UR MOUTH

i'm sorry my dog is so rude

GRIFFIN MAKE ME A CAKE (i added that part)LOL

[BlazeDrgn]

did he... get lucky, find a piece of coal, cook some chicken on it then leave it behind in his Martha Stuart house?

[KingZapX8629]

you can make a cake

[MOOISHBEDUCK]

So this T has been exposed to radiation. well it seems that it's

*puts on sunglasses*

T-formed

[XsNiPeRPi3z]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE DARKNESS!

[Neopopulas]

God this POV is mind-bending..

[TheSterrett]

@Neopopulas FOV*

Field of vision/view, whatever. :| It is painful to look at though.

[ronster2100]

Toby talks to God, dogs, and himself? :o Nice. Does he not know you can use wood instead of coal? ._.

[Nerzhul91]

@ronster2100 yeah charcoal is the best thing in this game, since you make it out of trees, INFINITE SUPPLIES

[KingamongLlamas]

Toby: GRIFFIN! STAND IN THE FRIDGE...good boy!

Me: wait, what?

[davidwick709]

@KingamongLlamas XD

[Seagles97]

@KingamongLlamas Shouldn't that be what you say to everything he says?

[death2pickles10]

U forgot the sneezing part at the end

[FleyBlademode]

why dont u wood to burn ^o^

[1010010a]

8:40 brother pig

[UltraGamer88]

grifin... STAND in the fridge!!!, gooood boy

[TheDmx9]

5:00 - 6:15 XD

[XKillaScoutX]

@FLYINGWALRUSPOOFS What the fuck. Someone's using my account to post comments on random videos -.-

[anaconda375]

you promoised that you will find coal.........you lied!

[Xander5051]

what do you record with

[XKillaScoutX]

cook an egg



[FLYINGWALRUSPOOFS]

@XKillaScoutX you cant you can only make cake with it and sugar and milk.

[XKillaScoutX]

u rock

[GropStudio]

Haha. He said balls.

[angadvirk98]

Toby, dont name your dog griffin. name him... GRIFFBUSCUS

[skipper83535]

you can burn sticks, you dont always need to carry coal, sticks arent as efficient though

[ppgdlover123]

@skipper83535 you mean wooden planks

[skipper83535]

@ppgdlover123 no, sticks burn also

[Lukeyy19]

God, Grandpa Buscus and Santa all have the same voice...

[BubblegumCharzard351]

I love how he freaks out at his dog "GRIFFIN! CHILL YOUR FACE, DUDE!"

[HeadacheVillain]

I learned how to take care of a dog by watching Tobuscus.

[TheCarsm]

I'm glad that he finally got the stuff from his Martha stewart house

[SdrosstheArtist]

I totally agree with your zombie speed reference.

[mustkiller3]

Video FOR MY BIRTHDAY yay

[Heros4gold]

I use this saga to pass time at work...makes me want to play minecraft, but i realize it wont be as fun without toby....this game is probably lonely and depressing by itself.

[TheLZproductions]

"Where's my freaking house!"...Dejavu

[ultraproyugiohmaster]

whats really funny is that he got coal but didn't

[LACTM]

Toby u can use wood instead of coal too.

[OnTreader]

@LACTM why are you giving him advice?

[MusicalPsychoful]

Israpheal sits in an underground cave playing creepy music NO LIE

[aaaaaaaaaaagh11]

He gives Griffin the cutest voice.

[LuigiTheHeadcrab]

toby isnt dumb... he is actually very clever. He is just... a bit add is all. :3

[FNExcess]

why is there always porn in the related videos?

[nebDDa]

Toby! You moron. Your house points east-west, so just go towards the sun

[TaffyLaffyGurl]

Toby: oh hey piggie!! *pulls out sword*

Me: RUN PIGGIE RUN!!

[naynayluvsu1]

i love you fake griffin!!!!

[Mdjula1998]

TTTOOOOBBBYYYY..... u can use sticks too burn in oven

[MahgniHarasVlog]

has he taken the stuff out of the chest in the martha stewart home? toby.

[Mdjula1998]

NO...

[hdrew13]

@SongsSoPure Grifbuscus wants to kill children... so that should justify him yelling at griffin

[sophieemarieeo]

The top comments compliment each other so well.



[SongsSoPure]

Stop telling Grifbuscus to shut up!

[gjbsaxman94]

goddamn dude just look at your compass -_-

[12narutoshippuden11]

can i have your dog pls

[eirham2]

When Toby is his dog..... I died.... He is the funniest guy in the World(Buscus)!!

[Silverthehedgehog987]

@superorion64 That's right! ^_^

[scuzbruz53]

Toebuskiss

[MiniNinjaGirl17]

yes u r going to die......alone and in a hole so i would get it over with now.go be alone and in a hole JK dont u dare take that....in the wrong way.

[americaboy1123]

did anyone else get a toby call me ad

[ValekHalfHeart]

you can use wood and wooden planks and sticks as furnace furnace fuel. bookshelves, trapdoors, and saplings too... maybe a few other things...

[CharlesFoxKays]

@ValekHalfHeart I think you can use a lava bucket too.

[ValekHalfHeart]

@CharlesFoxKays yes, also blaze rods.

[CharlesFoxKays]

@ValekHalfHeart Really? :D I have the Power Pack so I don't even use furnaces. Roasters cook faster. :P

[DoubleDownAzn]

lol funny thing is that if he used the butt end of the needle on the compass he'd find his house xD

[superorion64]

this comment wont get top comment

[GirlNerd23]

you can use wood as fuel :) thumb it up so he can see

[inerbeast100]

Whats your minecraft sever we sexy peps can do a new minecraft seris (Hell yah)

[TheDanceingTaco]

I finally sneezed in one of his vids! :O

[leahnog]

@BlueKiss131 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­

[leahnog]

the sound u made at 5:04 sound like my mom watching an action movie without saying chicken and + LLLLLLOOOOOLLLLLLL

[leahnog]

u do AWSOME voice inpresstions

[ferretbuddy97]

i had a panic attack at 1:14 i seriously thought he was going to burn down his hobbit hole

[MrUndertakerrulz]

@ferretbuddy97 1:44 ??

[Psychophy]

When I saw his wooden sword and pick, a feeling welled up inside me. Of reminiscence and joy... I then went back to the start and watched all the videos until Fortbuscus's start.

[tubuscusXXrules]

ARROW KNEE

[Cambrowski]

no north

[Cambrowski]

lololololololololololololol

[paulmcq1985]

no dont burn the hobbit house frodos in there

[beaverboy140]

i think he forgets that you can cook stuff with wood too xD

[MrMastermind500]

im crying because of the old house screw th first house i mean hole

[theCassieCullen]

griffin sounds like the baby demon :)

[spidermonkeymomomo]

the first house was in the last ep

[TheTransforcer]

did he really find one coal in the furnace, and put his chicken in it, and then forgot it? astounding. that is what he was looking for the whole episode. wow.

[karabiner159]

how many friggin houses does this guy have!?

[CorbinCary]

I bet one of those pigs he killed was his old pig room mate. :(

[MegaDamnAge]

Heroine? You mean Herobrine, right?

[winterfoxisminenubz]

@MegaDamnAge No, he means Heroine.

[MegaDamnAge]

@winterfoxisminenubz gosh, brony! Are you going to hunt me?

[winterfoxisminenubz]

@MegaDamnAge The fuck? Where the hell did you get hunt from? :o