Airline Safety Video FUNNY!!! MAD TV

[heartskulls7]

united's safety video ! they charge you for EVERYTHING -_- smh

[jinn1785]

U sure dat aint ryan air? (lol) fucking bastards charge u for everything

[holyleaviathan]

Enjoy your flight *{}*



[RobloxTVOfficial]

$5+$7+$3+$4+$75.63=$94.63 on a flight lolz

[LabratTremulous]

Just like flying Jetstar

[MegAmaNeo1]

Security Video of Ryanair :D

[jean6826]

Lavatories not laboratories.

[123456tcp]

hahahahahhaha.... good 1....

[marcjon000]

the laboratories are located in the front and rear of the airport, LOLOLOL, i freakin died!

[aeropostalebunny1]

wow , 2007 , Aha , it's about to be 2012 !

[jbnbarboza00]

OMG! This is the most hilarious safety video I've ever seen! :D

[McSnoop88]

trying to be funny, priceless....

[torpedogamers2]

Lol I love mad tv

[EmperialDesigns1]

Lavatories are located at the front and the rear of the AIRPORT!....LMAO

[RoseyLovesBritney1]

L M A O why are people laughing at 0:46?

[pereza55]

@RoseyLovesBritney1 are you serious?

[TheMrmaster21]

@RoseyLovesBritney1

because she didnt explain why they had to pay for seatbelts

[RoseyLovesBritney1]

@TheMrmaster21 Lol okay thanks!!!

[RoseyLovesBritney1]

L M A O

[lilomelody]

Like AIR ASIA

[WIZKID8675]

Great, Another terrible Ryanair video.

[jordy365247]

Ryanair!

[Chaotickiller69]

watching this safety video is priceless

[kennkal]

She never acknowledges my concerns for getting there safely.

[stevephengb]

This video probably mocks low cost carrier airways. Everything comes cheap early, it will cost you during the flight.

[Rami358able]

very funny

[Rami358able]

or she should say the name of the airline

[Rami358able]

its 2007????

[JoanAngelAmor]

LOL THIZ IS FUNNY

[saipangirl670]

So this is were our tax dollars arent going......

[ImYourLastResort]

Qantas is going this way too. Chunks of plane fall off and the passengers are bloody lucky the plane isn't far from an airport for a forced landing.

[Multiman96]

Due to budget cuts, the oxygen mask will only drop on the first row.

[dowalec914]

funny video hahahaha!



[Cuminfromtech]

All airlines suck starting with American us airways continental frontier united delta and a lot more than I didn't mention

[OldMotherHubbard1029]

@iJailbreak back the fuck off delta!

[AGStudios100]

I feel offended.

[YogiYule]

this shouldnt be a joke ..

[dechav1]

@YogiYule why not?

[cscdigitalgraphics]

This is what flying is coming to.

[LAVIVALAPOLSKA]

PHEW HOPE SOO THNX JUST MADE MY DAY! ^-^

[iJailbreak97]

thats what happens when you fly delta

[CalebHaggard5]

@iJailbreak97 my grandpa was a pilot for delta so back off that offends me

[LAVIVALAPOLSKA]

why is everyone sayin american airlines das wut m bout to fly on

[LAVIVALAPOLSKA]

UMM IM BOUT TO FLY ON A PLANE AND UMM WATCHIN DIS VID JUST MAKES ME WORRY IF IM GONNA LIVE I MEAN IVE GONE ON A PLANE 3 TIMES BERFORE BUT HEARING BOUT ALL DA CRASHES GOD HELP ME GOD HELP ME AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORST ITS TO EUROPE!

[maxyboyful]

@LAVIVALAPOLSKA i know. im flying tommorow and im also a little worried. but im coming home so its not that bad!

[TheXcaliber223]

@LAVIVALAPOLSKA for every 10 million flight there are only 2 crashes your chances of crashing are slim have fun your pilots are trained perfessionals

[directions34]

65 people took the safety pamphlet then put it back quickly.

[houchi69]

64 people looked at the safety pamphlet and put it back quickly

[prettygurllana]

LOLZ Paying For SEATBELTS and OXYGEN MASKS!!! AND A SINGLE PEANUT!! WOW

[rocker78able]

AMERICAN AIRLINES!!!!

[bngibbs]

This is the FIRST CLASS video too. I wonder what the video was for Coach.

[EZboyrocks]

watching this safey video is 50 dollars

[maxyboyful]

@EZboyrocks lol im not paying shit tommorow on my flight! lol jk :P

[Spiritbombx200]

@EZboyrocks no watching this video is 70 dollars

[thejobroandmcman]

@EZboyrocks Good one! :) 

[100pearlfire]

woah seat belt also must pay 

[DoNxJuAnX]

anyone else notice the "life vest under your seat" thing WASN'T illuminated?

[DoNxJuAnX]

omg, it's the safety video for Ryanair. Seriously, they charge you for EVERYTHING. They don't even have seat pockets. the safety cards are stitched into the seat in front of you.

[155chipmunkz]

well at least you don't have to pay to use the lavatories

[FokasuR]

@155chipmunkz that's because they are located at the front and rear of the "airport" lol

[studystrike]

@155chipmunkz in the airport

[721rem]

scary thing is this, the video isn't far fetched at all at the rate we're going, hee hee.

[Baseball5030]

"you have change for a 20?"

"i have 45 dollars"

lol

[bowprincess100]

Noooo It's 2011 !

[kinoshkiwa]

I'm not gonna ride a airplane ever again D:

[UAL012]

These are beyond funny. Wrong as hell, but funny.

[asamojomaster]

if you experience motion sickness vomit bags can be purchased for $30

[bren97122]

"the charge for using a life vest is $80"

[VictorAviator]

Answers to common questions:

*During take-off and landings, why do you need to put the seat upright and the table folders back up?

-The seat has to be upright to protect your neck and head during an emergency, but also to give you more room when the pilot says "Brace for impact".

*Why do you have to put the window shades back up during take-off and landing?

-It helps the flight attendants and passengers to spot incidents outside like a stuck flap or engine fire.

[MNBluestater]

Actually this is pretty much how it is, except the flight attendant doesn't smile because they are too busy saying I'm sorry.

[mr01believe]

OMG SO FUNNY IN 1:37 ONE GUY SAID GOT CHANEGE FOR 20 LOL

[Freddyfootlong]

lmao :) Good show

[georgeguitaification]

British Airways.

[Jeff27940]

The charges of looking the pamflet for this time is 3 dollars. the charge for looking the pamflet and PUT IT BACK QUICKLY is 4 dollars. The Oxygen mask is automatically dropped from the compartment when it needed, free of charge. to breathe it please purchased it for 75 dollars and 65 cents.

[caribbeanqt16]

lmao

[Jeff27940]

hahaha that's funny



[Pappy55]

LOL This should be the video for Ryanair

[steliostsi]

61 people didnt purchase a seatbelt for $5 And they also didnt get a single peanut

[steliostsi]

61 people didnt purchase a seatbelt for $5

[RenegadeChauffeur]

With the way all these damned airlines except Southwest are nickel and diming people, this isn't too far down the damn road!!!

[Marvcohen]

Air Canada ?

[META1997]

@Marvcohen Yes.

[phantom234567]

If you do not want to crash please pay 5 million dollers

[SuperFlight88]

and this is why Southwest Airlines are made to keep passnegers more happy and safe

[Iamyour11]

fUCKIng funny..!! I like a lot

[grapefrukterna]

hahahaaha this is sosososo funny!! ;-) 

[Adrianair747]

How much to get off the plane

[hoggys2much]

Just don't let Ryanair or Easy Jet see that video as they would start making that mandatory.

[maynardthepilot]

60 people didn't had $75.63 and couldn't use the oxygen max when the airplane was going down.

[rohanmallya]

" The charge for looking at this pamphlet is $3. The charge for looking it and quickly putting it back is $4!" LOL!!

[cyndie26]

@rohanmallya The charge for looking at this pamphlet, quickly putting it back, and looking at it again is $5!

[deltaoneduck]

ryanair sucks

[rmoe701]

@TheCon08 the word is "ridiculous", not "reduculuous". You need less Wi-Fi and more time reading books!

[PsychoticBibliophile]

@rmoe701 Who corrects spelling on YouTube? Seriously? At least you understand what they're saying.

[TheCon08]

lmfao! this video can not be far from the truth Airlines charge passengers for EVERYTHING even WIFI which in my opinion should be FREE considering the high ass ticket prices it's reduculous and PLEASE upgrade the peanuts to something worth eating!

[xXspartan125Xx]

@TheCon08 on air tran you get cookies! they are really good!

[tigeratlantic]

the charge of laughing at this video is $45,00. the charge of playing this video is $170. the charge of listening to this video is $1009,000.00

[Crazygermankidowns]

@tigeratlantic that in no way shape or form was funny

[skyler127]

In the event of an emergency life jackets will be provided, free of charge. To inflate your life jacket please pay the flight attend $89.63! As always exact change is appreciated.

[Locracias]

I watch this video all the time, and yet, it never gets old! This has got to be one of the funniest mad TV parodies ever! Love it xD

[jrjr143]

AIRLINES SUCK , I HOPE THEY GO BANKRUPT

[PassionKey]

Ryanair.... ;)

[TropicalSnow18]

*cough*cough*AMERICANAIRLINES*­cough*cough*

[arqavia92]

@TropicalSnow18 no! Spirit airlines! hahaha

[PrankHouse100]

Not gonna fly on that airline

[soccerk8te38]

whaty a cheap airport if lavatories r only at the front and rear of the airport loland an airline i will never fly with 

[PhysicsTowerTeam]

"Charge for 1 seat is $1453.23"

PERSON GETS SEAT

"The charge for installation of the seat by our staff is $7383.34. If you wish, you may install the seat yourself...."

PERSON TRIES PUT IN THEMSELVES WITH INCLUDED MANUAL

"for a charge of $92,923.38; cash is required"



[soccerk8te38]

the charge for watching this video is $300 and if you laugh at this video $318 will be added on to the charge of watching this video

[ilovelabradors1]

Sad

[steven4rmnewyork]

is this soul plane prices?

[reinoquia]

@wildnout005

yeah funny shit LMAO!!!!

bathroom is located at front and rear of aiport lol.

[mrfofboy]

hope ryanair didn't get any ideas!

[trainlaner]

the total price 94.63

yeah felt like doing the math

[anumperlumpa]

ryan air

[devilhunterred]

I was eating while watching this and I nearly spit out my food.

[BDHH100]

what airline is this? I will never choose this airline!!! lol

[themanof5]

@BDHH100 neither would i, but i'd damn sure own it.

[adtc]

@BDHH100 It's the airline you always choose. Just that you already paid for the seat-belt, release flap, snacks and oxygen when you bought the flight ticket.

[Cap592011]

57 people didn't purchase a release flap for $7.

[cotton1983]

@Cap592011 If you do not buy a release flap, do you get a free return ticket?

[kingflyer223]

@Cap592011 64 people did not get a peanut.

[kao199464]

At least the emergency exit is free to use.I would rather jump out of this aircraft than pay anying possible.

[cutback8]

Bahahahaha

[samosval92]

yeah its a MAD tv

[tinkabelll16]

SSSSSuuuuuppppiiiiiiidddddddd!­!'

[Turtlesrfun]

@tinkabelll16 supid... rly?

[tripswapnet]

Classic!

Swap with me

[colleon123]

Hahaha okayyy??

[GivenchyParisFr]

weird

[Kiryustarsthe1]

wow that was nuts and funny lol

[EthansEntertainment]

to exit the airplane, pay a fee of $80

[donaldthescotishtwin]

Will proberly be like this in a few years

[ajbokobza]

weak  !!! :/

[amg4330]

The charge for showing this video to a friend is $800,000,000,000.

[enzolim87]

To breath in the aitplane, $149523.64 per 1M3 of air.

[XxiiKILLER]

The charge of disliking this video is $1,013

[dingdongditch1000]

The charge for watching this video is $20.07

[madamxproducer]

JETSTAR!!!!!!!!!!

[ChachaChapati]

@madamxproducer

they're not THAT bad.

[AnimationTown]

still better than ryanair 

[ass23ful]

these days u practicly have to pay just to fart lol just kiddin

[hussuler42]

the most funny thing about this is 50% of this is true nowadays.

[KodyRecords]

1:14 lol

[busdriver153]

awww! what a rubbish airline! XDD

[TheJessiejess12]

the charge of laughing at thiz vid is priceless

[SirSaladin6]

0:58 lol lavatories at located in the front and rear of the "AIRPORT"

[mur12chen]

@SirSaladin6 OMG, I didn't even notice that until I read your comment.

[familyguy1061]

all together a passenger would pay $94.63

[adammaciaparris]

This looks like Ryanair, (A cheap european (irish) airline, which charges for a lot of things)! haha.

[Aviationlover98]

1 more thing how much was it to get into your overhead bins and getting out your seat?:P

[Aviationlover98]

@TarrVlogs yes I know just being funny. 8D

[ljulian19]

American Airlines seems to be getting better,

[lindtshaownghlijiyi]

pretty muchz money in the end xD

[jnp111989]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

[cutback8]

lol

[Aviationlover98]

Don't fly on that airline!

[TarrVlogs]

@Aviationlover98 Please tell me you know this is a joke.

[coolkid5855]

wtf

[Billiemat]

The best thing is how she gives no explanation to "we've never had to pay for seatbelts before" and no comforting message in "Some of you are worried about getting there safely" :D

[Stephie2007]

ah! this must be cheap skate airlines

[foxdmulder]

@Stephie2007 no its ryanair

[hyperkid321]

thats how crappy united is

[Dracosgal8]

This is hilarious

[PunkRocker1463]

Notice how she said "Lavoratories are at the front and rear of the airport"

[mezyaaan]

welcome to stingy airline kkkk

[Diamond11245]

This is Funny. Who would pay for this stuff. I wish MadTv was still airing and they should do a Parody of Steven Slater. I Bet it would get millions of views