@MigetGod13 He was staring at that box... it could be a PS3 with Assassin's creed Revelation Limited Ed from that age xD nah, joking I know what he was staring at xD
@Th3Princ3P3rcia Haha, dude I used to be a dumbass, but then I figured out the joke wasn't funny when people came to my house, broke into my room, and shit all over my bed, ejaculated all over my laptop, and wrote "Fuck you asshole" in blood on my walls. And then committed suicide in my room, leaving the bodies to look like they were having buttsex in the middle of the room. My family had to move, and I haven't been to a computer since then. Today was my first day, thanks for reminding me, dick.
The biggest revelation is made before death, when you look back and realize that although you tried to the best of your ability to change things. Other than names and faces. Nothing has really changed. The world will spin, and you'll eventually get knocked off. People will kill, people will die, and somebody will step up to stop the madness. If they can do it, it's only a short-lived victory. Because it's only a matter of time before the next one comes along. - Ezio Auditore da Firenza
@Catcherintherye11111 Thats the real reason hes in the Middle East in this game, Enzio is such a pimp that between Brotherhood and Revelations he hit and quit everything that was hitable in Europe.
Assassins CAN be active at great ages. Look at Uncle Mario, he was early 70s in Brotherhood. And Altair lived to early nineties, fighting off the Mongols...
DON'T READ THIS CAUSE IS ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR IFE, TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST THREE VIDESO YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY. PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
Gosh, I'd hate it if my ancestors were troubadours. Worse than being a peasant, because Assassins (at least I do) hunt them out with a passion and find brutal ways to murder them. XD
I also noticed something about ezio mother's...In AC2 like 10 years went by and she was still in that same position with that same feather....
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bucketofshrimp9897 2 days ago
0:12 i think we all know what he was staring at 8]
MigetGod13 2 days ago
@MigetGod13 He was staring at that box... it could be a PS3 with Assassin's creed Revelation Limited Ed from that age xD nah, joking I know what he was staring at xD
SaibotPT 1 day ago
Who else didn't realize that was Sofia until they finished the game and saw this video?
Zhoomz 3 days ago
Lol... he Says Salve... but being ignored....
MrJohnMark21 4 days ago
honestly if an old hooded guy carrying weapons walked up to me nd said hello, id shit my pants
ninjaman690 6 days ago
@ninjaman690 you'd be shitting all day from every guard in the city
shreadsolomaster 5 days ago
@shreadsolomaster nahh id be laughing at their funny hats
ninjaman690 5 days ago
WTF ?
MelihCLK 6 days ago
wat the hell is that
MrDorian222 1 week ago
Ezio is y favorite Assassin.
MJfan391 1 week ago
This reminds me of that conversation between Ezio and his mother at the beginning of AC2
Mother: You should find an outlet for passion in your life.
Ezio: I have plenty of outlets!
Mother: I meant besides vaginas.
Revaris 2 weeks ago 22
@Revaris hee hee hee... ya that was funny
Altairs1fan 1 week ago
@Revaris Ezio: Mother...
LastPhantomHD 4 days ago
Good thing this is going to be his last love for many years otherwise he really will look like creepy old guy flirting with young woman
1smartjoey 2 weeks ago
Oh ezio. He never did find any different outlets other than vaginas.
rickyross182 3 weeks ago
Lol... as was my mother.
rickyross182 3 weeks ago
ahh... i love this game
aKaxMaDxDaWGx 4 weeks ago
Ezio...so awesome...
remodt 1 month ago
in italiano è tutta un' altra storia!!! W l'italia!!!
ktmmpp 1 month ago
Has anyone realised.... Sofia Sartor is the female Leonardo Da Vinci
Emiliethebest 1 month ago
*Sniff* They grow up so fast...
He never did find anything other than outlets.
202cardline 1 month ago
Altair was so much more serious than Ezio.
pijef 2 months ago
Requies cotin pace...Ezio auditore da firenze
ProtonicNation 2 months ago
@ProtonicNation Requiescat in pace.
x7seth7x 2 months ago
@x7seth7x
It's "Requesca den pace." Jus sayin dog.
pijef 2 months ago
@pijef Nope you're wrong. Requesca den pace makes no sense in any language.
Latin: Requiescat in pace
Italian: Riposi In Pace
Jus sayin dog.
x7seth7x 2 months ago 3
@pijef Lol, you fail.
xjadedxx 1 month ago
@pijef it's resquiecat de pace dumbass
andyscotger 2 weeks ago
He looks damn old. This is why I went for Brotherhood not Revelations...
Lemmiwynks 2 months ago
@Lemmiwynks revelations is after brotherhood in the story so yeah you made the right choice if you follow the story not gameplay
SuddenHubbard 2 months ago
Prince suleiman
MasonMask 2 months ago
53 years old and still hopping from building to building. Damn, i wish I could do that at that age! Hell I cant even do it now!lol
12doogy 2 months ago
requistcat in pace Ezio Auditore da Firenze
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liqzy 2 months ago
Ezio: Work? when I was your age, I was an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Benisgood 2 months ago 27
@Benisgood AUHHHHHHHHH FUS RO DAH
DO YOU THINK THIS FUCKING SHIT JOKE IS FUNNY ANYMORE? ITS NOT
IF YOU DO THIS SHIT AGAIN I WILL FUCKING EAT YOUR RIBS
Video Arrow to the knee reference.
Th3Princ3P3rcia 15 hours ago
@Th3Princ3P3rcia Haha, dude I used to be a dumbass, but then I figured out the joke wasn't funny when people came to my house, broke into my room, and shit all over my bed, ejaculated all over my laptop, and wrote "Fuck you asshole" in blood on my walls. And then committed suicide in my room, leaving the bodies to look like they were having buttsex in the middle of the room. My family had to move, and I haven't been to a computer since then. Today was my first day, thanks for reminding me, dick.
Benisgood 8 hours ago
@Benisgood BWAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
Th3Princ3P3rcia 7 hours ago
when I was your age my interest were taking chicks to pound down, but then I took an arrow to the knee
afrofatso 2 months ago
Both a pimp and a player.
TrizerFlame 2 months ago 4
As was my mother! The best lol moment ever xD
EilidhM98 2 months ago
yep. now I'm sure he is the same Ezio...you know what I mean ;)
337kika 2 months ago
so any body no who we gonna play as next year
MrSpiderman243 2 months ago
Ezio: salve
that woman ignores him
that just made my day
SerdarCirak 2 months ago
@SerdarCirak He ends up marrying her
JamesHLanier 2 months ago
@JamesHLanier i know i also saw embers :P
SerdarCirak 2 months ago
Even in his older age, Ezio is still uncovering secrets in dark corners of cities. And...other dark corners that we don't need to get in to....
jamesbond0078857 2 months ago 5
i used to be a womanizeing assassin like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee
morganrock1 2 months ago 11
The biggest revelation is made before death, when you look back and realize that although you tried to the best of your ability to change things. Other than names and faces. Nothing has really changed. The world will spin, and you'll eventually get knocked off. People will kill, people will die, and somebody will step up to stop the madness. If they can do it, it's only a short-lived victory. Because it's only a matter of time before the next one comes along. - Ezio Auditore da Firenza
ACuser330 3 months ago 2
@ACuser330
poos and wees and poos and wees
jasa3213 2 months ago
Ezio: When i was your age, my mother told me to stop occupying myself with vaginas. True story.
gunnery18 3 months ago 16
Ezio: When i was your age,I fu**d so many wifes....ahm...I still do !! ;)
SquashHorizont 3 months ago
Ezio: When I was your age, I kicked templar ass and fucked every girl in florence.
MFKxD3CAPZ 3 months ago 7
Damn Man. At effing 50 years, he's still a horny Casanova.
MsMascarpone 3 months ago
@MsMascarpone 52 :p
AnimusPipboy 3 months ago
Ezio:If U Thought My Mum was in shock when half her family died u should have seen her when I was born and saw my PENIS
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NewGamingCracks 3 months ago
he dies of a heart attack on a chair with his family, ages 65. rest in peace Ezio :(
SourCastX 3 months ago
@SourCastX Come on now...lets not spoil all these poor souls. Im trying to save you from hate comments you probably wont give a shit about anyways.
sincerely, this message has been brought to you by Rachel.
good luck with the hater.s ;)
Shahkulu 3 months ago in playlist Assassins Creed Revelations
@SourCastX
Fu*k you!
I'm joking I already know this was for the amusement of @shahkulu
Sticker704 3 months ago
@SourCastX hello? spoilers alert?
TheDaglers 3 months ago
Ezio: When I was your age, I f*cked a lot... wait a minute, I never had any children...
NhatNguyenTV 3 months ago
@NhatNguyenTV dont worry you'l have 2 in Assassin's creed embers
MrDynogames 3 months ago
Ezio: When i was your age all i did was murder....Murder some ass
smittlesmattle 3 months ago 11
@smittlesmattle Best comment i've read in ages
mickel1470 3 months ago
I dont always kill people.
But when i do, Resqueate in Pace.
Kill Responsively my friends.
DarthZulu12 3 months ago 14
I remember when he was just a baby. Now he's 53 and still gettin' laid. OH THEY GROW UP SO FAST.
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Desmond: Where am I...
Anonymous: Desmond... HEY DESMONDDD!
Desmond: Who the fuck is that?
-Ezio comes running-
Ezio: It's me, Ezio! -keeps running-
Desmond: How the fuck do you know my name?
Ezio: I'll tell you later, follow me! -runs away-
Desmond: Why the fu- "see's hundreds of Templars chasing Ezio"
HOLY SHIT
McAwesome53 3 months ago
Ezio: Work? when i was your age i was doing badass stuff , like collecting feathers .. and .. and ... fuck
liqzy 3 months ago 13
ahh that ezio assassinations second but pussy first. priorities priorities
Catcherintherye11111 3 months ago
@Catcherintherye11111 Thats the real reason hes in the Middle East in this game, Enzio is such a pimp that between Brotherhood and Revelations he hit and quit everything that was hitable in Europe.
sortedevaras 3 months ago
He ends up marrying and having a kid with her.
xNikkoz23x 3 months ago
@xNikkoz23x Can you please put "*SPOILER*" Before comments like that...?
Assassin9531 3 months ago 5
Ezio still hasn't found any other outlets except vaginas -.-
MegaSlypig 3 months ago 42
So if you run around killing people u get more testosterone when u get old
blacktail224 3 months ago 6
When he says "as ways my mother" he sounds like borat.
RandomMrAsian 3 months ago 2
Ezio: When I was your age I spent my time pounding ass all through Florence.
spencegame 3 months ago 397
@spencegame you sold ezio short i don't think it was just florence lol
Immortal4Aday 3 months ago
he just checks out that chicks boobs and wals away
TheDarkForerunner1 3 months ago
Ezio:As was my mother...even though she spent most of her life on a bed waiting for me to get feathers
GazooQuato 3 months ago 496
@GazooQuato AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAH!!! YOU KILLED ME xD
darkn3ss02 3 months ago
@GazooQuato *LOL*
MsLenepigen 3 months ago
@GazooQuato lmfao xD
maniacrazy101 3 months ago
Besides vaginas
Maganagaa14 3 months ago 8
Ezio: i have plenty of outlets
DanK3l14 3 months ago 12
@DanK3l14 I'll NEVER forget that quote.
PackDrill 3 months ago
@DanK3l14 I meant besides vagina's....
ItsJackDolan 3 months ago
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Ezio still thinks hes young but in reality he is over 90000years old
Hackerone97 3 months ago
like a boss
zZFlawlessGamerZz 3 months ago
15th century Hugh Hefner. 8'D
PumpkinPumpkinVivi 3 months ago 3
freaking pedophile u like 50 year old now looking at 20 year old hoes
jamespscot 3 months ago
@jamespscot She just looks that young but is actually 35 in Revelations.
KubusSc7 3 months ago
Sounds a tad too young if you ask me...
Zero0911 3 months ago
You have to admit, that is the sexiest beard you will ever see.
MrFreeze1223 3 months ago 2
@Rising186 No you tard, there aren't going to make them worse now are they? Maybe it's becase you are watching this is 360p ?
a13llex1 3 months ago
BORAT! 0:17 Got to be him...
TheLittleProRapper 3 months ago
Is that Mallik I hear? [;
wassamattay0u 3 months ago 3
Typicaal old guy checking out younger women lmao
TheRedtarantula 3 months ago
Anyone note the "Reach Checkpoint" symbol changed?
JackLim626 3 months ago
Dammit, continuing: "When I was your age...."
theultimadum1 3 months ago
Lmao. I never thought Id hear Ezio saying "when I w
theultimadum1 3 months ago
Your interests were what Ezio? Mainly what??? xD
TheLaughinAssassin 3 months ago
His beard is killing me.
roseminty 3 months ago
Let's face it, Ezio's aged like fine wine.
GrimReaper19 3 months ago 5
@Rising186 Well, they might have updated them since. These are just teasers, really. They'll most likely be better in the actual game. Hopefully...
imajanaeshun 3 months ago
Am I the only one who feels gaming should stop following the trend of making you play the next games as the same character, but way older?
Deddshot 3 months ago
so ezio is like 50 and he sounds like hes from brotherhood?
COSM1CxTyler 3 months ago
Ezio has reached the "When I was your age" phase of life.
He's still awesome, though
Katakuna51 3 months ago 7
OMG that young kid in the vid was Suleiman the Magnificent at like age 20.
mahdidi96 3 months ago
@mahdidi96 17
/watch?v=smlHiDAzH2U
1:40
kfnorbi 3 months ago
Assassins CAN be active at great ages. Look at Uncle Mario, he was early 70s in Brotherhood. And Altair lived to early nineties, fighting off the Mongols...
FelixFelinis 3 months ago
nice to see he isn't any different lol!!!
hank9112 3 months ago 3
"as was my mother" he just says it so matter of fact that i mega loled XD
iamawsome52111 3 months ago
TOMORROW IS THE DAY¡¡¡¡
luigi12886 3 months ago
lol i have AC 2 and hes voice was so high back then xD
BurnedToast00 3 months ago
well to be fair guys he's Italian, the only people who care less about age differences are the french.
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dymond141 3 months ago
Most of the game will be in 1511 the other parts will be around altairs time and Desmond's time I doubt ezio story will change in date.
roostersrule2 3 months ago
Ezio still thinks he is young.....but in reality he is OVER 9000 years old!
Eitan4life 3 months ago 46
@Eitan4life 500*
WaNkInGsQuIrReL 3 months ago
Ezio: when i was your age i spent my time outside... murdering people in the fresh air.
silverbiometal 3 months ago 159
@silverbiometal Nice! I loved that line from Saints Row: The Third!
NaijeruMizuho 3 months ago
@silverbiometal
friend: hmmmmm can i get one of your blades???? sounds fun we could go do it together
ezio: i dont think i trust you
REVELED EZIOS SECRET OF YOUNG AGE BUT CANT GIVE A MAN HIS OWN WEAPON
dzeiks91 3 months ago
@silverbiometal Saints row the third reference much?
xxTRUGZ 3 months ago
Edzio you rule
TomSexyFelton 3 months ago 2
Ezio still thinks hes young but in reality he is over 90000years old
TomSexyFelton 3 months ago
@TomSexyFelton dude you copied Eitan4life. fuck you
xXtutorials5 3 months ago
@TomSexyFelton way to copy the top comment. Also he is in his mid50's
sephiroth21347 3 months ago
Pedobears ancestor?
XvXNutLesSUnclEXvX 3 months ago
"I'm not always the world's best assassin, but when I am, I am known as Ezio"
Anonymous87916 3 months ago 2
he's 52
K923productions 3 months ago
@K923productions No, Ezio Is 62 In Revelations.
01freddykrueger 3 months ago
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MrTotalChicken 3 months ago
@01freddykrueger Ezio is in his 50's in this game, He died more than decade after revelations end at the age of 65 :)
iTzScadey100 3 months ago
@iTzScadey100 I Know I Realized He's 52 In Revelations But Ezio Died At 62. Thanks Though! :)
01freddykrueger 3 months ago
ha ha ha, luv this! cant wait for the game :)
boylebenjy2010 3 months ago
Barney Stinson is a descendent of Ezio..
TheDrakesmith34 3 months ago 3
Haha Ezio is a dirty old man XD
ParanoidToaster 3 months ago
now i know where charlie sheen gets his game
Punkr0ckkr123 3 months ago
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back in those times it was normal for a 40 year old man to be married with a 15 or younger women than him
solanut 3 months ago
back in those time it was normal for a 40 year old man to be married with a 15 or younger women than him
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As was my mother
ScapeTube19 3 months ago
@futurenavysealguy In the GameInformer they had a conference with Ubi's head man, and it states that Ezio is well in his 60's
atvxRevelations 3 months ago
@atvxRevelations Yes but he will be in his 60's towards the mid game, in the beginning he will be in his 50's
PrinceofSaiyajins456 3 months ago
lol thats the girl he ends up marrying he has two kids with her!
NESSAdoxx 3 months ago
The other guy sounds like malik from AC1
Crush40thebest 3 months ago
I KNEW IT! Ezio is waaaay too womanizer to give up only in his 60 years xD
MusicBabeStar 3 months ago 31
@MusicBabeStar he's 52.
futurenavysealguy 3 months ago
@futurenavysealguy -.-' what ever....
MusicBabeStar 3 months ago
@MusicBabeStar 50
halorocks3467 3 months ago
@MusicBabeStar He's 52....
PrimevilFuzz 3 months ago
@PrimevilFuzz
53 <,<
TheGamerFear94 3 months ago
@MusicBabeStar He's 54.
kusindan 3 months ago
Gosh, I'd hate it if my ancestors were troubadours. Worse than being a peasant, because Assassins (at least I do) hunt them out with a passion and find brutal ways to murder them. XD
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Apul4nt4 3 months ago
Ezio's such a pervert XD
QuitnonMcKank 3 months ago
Why do I have an advert for a crappy american disney show?
itstant 3 months ago
OHHH! EZIO'S NOW THE COMEBACK MASTER!
xPo1S0nXs0DaX 3 months ago
@xPo1S0nXs0DaX Comeback what are you talking about?
XdemonX1532 3 months ago
Hmm, I wonder if my ancestors were badass Assassins. Or some peasant you kill in the game for no reason.
RedWarrior174 3 months ago 45
@RedWarrior174 well more probably the second option..lol
AFANARCHIST 3 months ago
@RedWarrior174 I'm Irish, so my ancestors were probably peasants, drunk or more then likely, both:)
FragOutGames 3 months ago
@RedWarrior174 my ancestors were French/Scottish Templars who delivered the Heart of the King of scotland to The Holy Land
i consider that intersting :/
alekzander2010 3 months ago
@RedWarrior174 Or a templar... :O
cristianvasile555 3 months ago
@MrNocturnal310 he is actually 53 in revelations :-) man I wish my dad was as bad ass as him
CatmanGamer123 3 months ago 4
Why are all of you saying hes 60 in this game?Hes like 47 right now!He just looks 60 cus of that beard he grew.
MrNocturnal310 3 months ago
I can tell that this game is going to have plenty "Holy shit this game actually got better against all odds" moments.
B0ULLIE 3 months ago
Ithis is pretty funny
Roshack028 3 months ago